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John in Good Doctor
Sheldon in Young Sheldon
and Sheldon in the Big Bang Theory

Makamatic:
It's still alive , nice . we they buy the one wey trap kill for like 18-22k

So if I catch 5 of this thing I don see money for flight ticket be that 😂

thesicilian:
It's not only the government that is corrupt. Most of these businesses and trade unions are even more corrupt than the government.

Went to get Indomie Noodles for a friend kid who visited yesterday, the price on the pack is boldly written N70, while the sellers are selling it N250. The one written N120 is being sold at the cost of N350... I walked around all the shops they're all selling it at the same price. I refused to buy. why is company selling products at the cost of N70 and resellers are selling it at the cost of N250? what kind of madness is that? is that still the effect of dollar?

Expect more of this nonsense in the future. The "woke" African society wants to adopt the Western lifestyle into Africa... Forgotten like my grandfather used to tell me "Nobi as dem dey train dog na him dem dey take train goat, no dey use dog method to train goat..."

Can any student dead or alive tried this nonsense with common senior prefect in the 90s, talk more of teacher? Who Born your grandfather?

Teachers in the 90s were more respected than religious clerics, we treated them like kings. We proudly and happily farm their gardens, do their dishes, sweep their compound and fetched them water with joy.


The doom of Africa is the adoption of Western Culture, religion and lifestyle.
Today we've started having Africans with sex orientation disorder and identity crisis, and all kinds of western madness.

We are literally going to hell religiously, because we can't practice all religions and each of these religions have hells those who don't practice them will go to

Ogbono will take one to hell and Okro will take me to heaven 😂 🤣 what's the difference?

Since this BandIT nonsense started, na only 10pm-4am come dey give us light now. Light wey I dey enjoy 20-23hrs daily before

Disable pepper soup

DO YOU KNOW
Did you know a customer filled a $13m lawsuit against RedBull and won the case? He sued them for false advertisement, claiming he drank RedBull and RedBull didn't give him wings

Do you also know Carrie Underwood also got sue for her track "Jesus take the wheels"? When a fan was listening to the song while driving and decided to take things literal and Jesus didn't take the wheel....The fan won the case too

thesicilian:
You know that saying that you should never poop where you eat? This is the reason. At what point did you come to realise that sleeping with your staff is bad? Is it before or after sleeping with her?

Obviously she liked you and wanted something more, but your plan was to hit and run. You treated her bad and now you're surprised that she's disrespecting you.

What I'll suggest you do is to take her out again and apologize to her, because you've wronged her. If both of you are single and want to continue the relationship discreetly, its ok. But it must not be allowed to affect the job. Both of you should spell out the terms of the relationship. If it's something that cannot work for one reason or the other, then you should also be able to break it off in a civilised manner. If that is not possible one of you will have to leave the establishment.

Personally I'll prefer you leave (both as a matter of honour and as punishment for sleeping with someone under your care and supervision) instead of trying to force her out

The guy is married

Yugoslavia247:
See what you will do?

Increase her workload?

Change her position to the most difficult tasks.

Give her more work.

Increase the deductions for her salary.

When that is done.

Or simply pay her off. Take leave for 3 days.
Sack her by instructing the gate man to never allow her in or lose his job.

Let he gateman hand her the sack letter.

Over.

Pleasure is pleasure.
Job is job
If she thinks because of sex she can misbehave she will get sacked.

Better make make the warning clear. Tell her what is wrong with her.

Dem no dey waste time for this kind thing.

Na knack you knack.

If she no fit be matured show her the way out.


Dont be timid to her ooooo

Many gals here will support the gal because most of them don't think.
They feel sex means I can do anything.

Bro give am suspension. 2 weeks.

If she come again and do anyhow give am 1 week extra.

Because she will do same to you if situation was reversed.

If I am the owner of the company I can sack you not because you had sex but because you can't get your shit together. You should know what to do. You no rape am na.

If he sack her, he'll definitely lose his job too and possibilities of trunketing his marriage is high.
Avoid women, especially scorned ones.

johnog4sure:
hahaha I find it very offensive especially whn its a woman

I find it EXTREMELY OFFENSIVE if it's a woman, it hurts and I feel like breaking their long legs.

ChizzyBuna:
Summary for those who don't want to waste 40 MB on this Akata video

1. She has a sexy photo of her and davido kissing on her phone. She also has a video of davido crying and begging on his knees

2. She is in a Club, gets very drunk and start posting photos on her camera roll.
According to her she mistakenly selected the picture of Davido kissing her Fear women

3. She tag 3 of her Akata friends a.k.a Besties for the photos.
After posting it, blogs come see am come spread the news like wild fire.

4. She say she wake up after hangover come see missed calls from her 3 Akata friends telling her that Nigerians have been attacking them online for that photo

5. She tells them to forget it that its not that serious.
But here is the messed up part
These 3 besties have a private group chat on Whatsapp where she posted a video of Davido crying on his knees. And they were making fun of him

6. The online attack from 30BG fans got hot for the girls. So one of them decided to release that Video of Davido crying like a kid
Adding more fuel to the fire

We are still settling Israel vs Iran
Now it is 30BG vs 3 Akata Warriors

Conclusion
In my opinion,
The 3 Akata Warriors dropped a Nuclear bomb with that Video of Davido crying.

So we are waiting for Davido to retaliate by sending long range drones.

You are an instigator

I can't date a woman same height with me, talk more of taller than me
I find it offensive when I passed by people and they're taller than me at 6/2ft

Spybradd:
God bless whoever made that video.
Thank God for the woman beating the baby in the view of others,the baby own don better...it will soon become govt responsibility.
Evil woman

I've witness such action from a woman, the baby was just 10 months old. I have zero time for video, the anger in me was on uncontrollable, I descended on her with thorough beating and broke her head with bottle. If it wasn't for the quick intervention of people, God knows I should be in jail by now for murder. She ended up in the hospital

alizma:
I have read many of their crime cases to the point that I begin to wonder what is actually going on in their heads. Someone will wipe out an entire family and before you know it, they just come up with one flimsy excuse to keep him behind bars for few years, thereafter,the same man will regain freedom like every other persons

I think Americans valued human lives, they only place values on animals.

alizma:
Lol, the judgement go shock you, they already told you they met her in panic mode, they have just create a window through which they will twist the story and by the time they are done with the twisting, they fit tell the family of the black boy to apologize on his behalf. No be America again

American land of pyschos, the justice system is home of pyschos too.

I watched A crime story about a guy who murder family of 3, only the mother survived... They claimed the killer had case of mental illness when he was 17, can you believe he was only sentence for 10 years for robbing and killing 3 family members? Father and 2 kids, mother survived the shot. The Asshole got out in 5 years and Committed same crime again, that was when he was sentence to 50 years.

Stone03:
You can as well invite her to start worshipping in your own church. If the Pastor had kept quiet over that, your type will be among the first to come on social media against Dunamis Church for accomodating fake testimonies.

If pastor Enenche is class-centered he wouldn't be doing what he is doing. Go and watch the videos of his services and see so many times he shredded tears over people's predicaments and dirty bedridden patients brought to him he went as far as hugging them passionately in a bid to transfer the healing power of God to them.

Don't come to the social media to discuss anything church or pastors because you are not one of us

Minion keep doing your shepherds job, you're doing well.

NoToPile:
Saw this matter on FB and how she truly graduated from noun. Now that her name is on the list who is to blame, she that made a mistake or the person that hurriedly shut her off and accused her of lying.

Maybe stage fright, confused or whatever and said the wrong thing , but then these days that some graduates don't even know what BSc is I can't be surprised she made that mistake.

she tried correcting herself though if you watched the video but she was cut off by the pastor.

Many people even some graduates generally can't speak English coherently, maybe she shouldn't be judged for that.

That was an terrible embarrassment given to her by the church. Because she's accused of being a liar while she's not and that's very terrible.

The truth is always constant no matter what.

The most painful part now is that those that always want to drag christainity and pastors will milk this incident to the last. Church this pastor that bleh bleh.

The lady clearly made a mistake, she tried correcting herself but the arrogant man shut her up.... And precisely NOUN had BSc in Law on their website, it was corrected after this incident

AAAA67:
A graduate in law should know what her degree is after spending five years in the University.
Has nothing to do with the institution - NOUN , which some people have their reservations about.
She brought the embarrassment upon herself.
I don't blame Pastor ENECHE on this.
She should apologize for giving wrong testimony and should correct herself.

Edeot

A comedian and A singer... Take the Prophet out of the title

Dude is funnier than all Nigeria skit makers and Comedians.

Matabue1985:
Napoli draw Liverpool loose and ac Milan draw arsenal loose too THE WHOLE WORLD DON LOOSE. MY FFIEND LOST 100k today and he stake his bet on the 3 surest game today arsenal Liverpool and napoli

Today na bloodbath for punters... Rangers, Liverpool, Napoli, Milan and then Arsenal murder us today.

Most Christians kindness is towards their own church denomination.

You failed at your first try, then try again.


When it comes to such exams, every man failed at their first sitting.

Mindlog:
Did you first ask her, if she is okay with you preaching about Jesus to her even though she earlier sang with you?

Learn boundaries as you go about your preaching. Singing Gospel songs with you, may have invoked happy memories in her and your going ahead to preach, triggered memories of dark moments in her life.

If I was her and had experienced sexual abuse or other forms of abuse from a Preacher, who the world sees as an upright man, would it be out of place disassociating from your peaching?

Don't preach to me when seated next to me, if I have not given you the go-ahead as personal space should be respected.

Religions folks don't know what personal space, hence you can't sleep at night without the blaring of microphone from mosque and speakers from churches and street preachers. You can even enjoy a ride on public transport either

Righteousness2:
I am certain you saw this on Twitter as Iran hit on Israel

Isreal are fighting their battles with their weapons and support from the America you hate so much and not waiting for a God to come fight for them. They spend billions building their weaponry and not waiting for God to come fight for them. A clear indication they're using their head.

You as a black monkey faraway in a 3rd world country, is relying on the God of Isreal to come fight your battles... 😂 Do you see the foolery?

Gwan2:
I dey even pity Iran I swear…..they had to do something to show the Islamic committee cheering them on, and other of their fans that they are not just push overs. Iran has military might, but trust me…they are mostly overestimated by their supporters.
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Iran even issued a statement after sending the missiles saying that the attack is the conclusion of their reprisal attack, and it was in response to attack on their consulate in Syria. No casualty recorded in Isreal sef, they knew most of the missiles will be intercepted, they just had to do something for their integrity. Poor Iran, I understand when you’ve got a punch on the face by a stronger person, and you are being cheered on to revenge even though you know the consequences.
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They just played into Isreal hands….Isreal are blood thirsty and want to finish this existential threat once and for all,,,Trust me, Isreal will respond brutally. Isreal don’t mind a world war,,,,They are all out to kill the queen termite.

😂 Una dey analyst war like say na boxing.

No winner in war, if full blown out between Isreal and Iran happens, but countries will suffer huge loss.

There's no winner in war

Yankee101:
God who keeps Israel neither sleeps nor slumber
No single Israeli was scratched
It is also important for Israel to treat civilian Palestinians with humanity

The aim wasn't to kill, Iran aim was to send a message. 2 hours was enough time to intercept all drones and missiles which Iran was aware of it.

Both countries should just nuke themselves, iDC

Men don't cheat, men exercise their natural given rights.

Why is she wearing chicken feathers on her face?

Till date I still can't fathom why human hates other human success, worse is among close ones.

Dude! A win for my friend, colleague, family and neighbor is a win for me... Is a thing of joy if I buzz a friend for 100k in my lowest, he/she is able to beep my account and I same.

Humans are just creation mistake... No wonder we are abandoned and locked up in this planet by the creator.

Go straight to the point