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Health / Re: My New Girl Friend May Leave Me Because Of My Body. by Ofon0909(f): 8:40pm On Jul 12, 2021
Looks like Tinea. See a skin doctor for proper medication
Health / Re: Hallitosis(Mouth Odour) Has Finished Me; Pls Help A Brother by Ofon0909(f): 6:01pm On Jun 13, 2021
My brother, a simple enema will be the absolute solution to your problem. Use ordinary warm water only for the enema and you will see results.
Family / Re: How Do You Feel When Your Wife Suddenly Starts Looking Older Than You? by Ofon0909(f): 7:08am On Jan 21, 2021
Question no.1: How old are your 2 children
Question no.2: Does your wife have someone assisting her with the household chores?
It's enough to look old if you don't have a maid to assist you. I'm not of the opinion of my husband will assist. Even at that, u still do 90% of the chores. When u employ a maid, he / she can clean the house in the morning while you take ur bath; he/she prepares the ingredients for breakfast while you start to do ur makeup, search for what you will wear to work, gist with your husband while he's still on bed; he/she goes to prepare the children for school while you enter the kitchen and do the cooking. When food is ready, the children must have gotten ready for breakfast, you as a woman is ready for work too, husband man must have taken his bath while food was on fire and viola, everyone is ready for breakfast. After eating, everyone leaves the house without being stressed. The maid clears the dishes, cleans the house, prepares for lunch which most times is swallow and soup dey freezer already. The maid rest while everyone is away and later prepares ingredients for dinner. Wifey comes home after work and cooks dinner without stress.
Now how will ur wife be stressed from this typical scenario. Don't come and tell me my mother catered for 6 children singlehandedly, why can't she do same. My brother, two women coming from different backgrounds and different upbringing can't be same. Employ a maid. If you have the resources, you can employ more than one and you will see your wife miraculously turning young and sexy overnight.

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Travel / Re: Calabar's Monorail Shows A Glimpse Of Nigeria's Intracity Public Transit System by Ofon0909(f): 8:18pm On Jan 19, 2021
This is a white elephant project. Useless and unrealistic. Who's benefitting from it? Mtchewwwww
Business / Re: My Brother's Salesgirl Is Stealing from Him, Should I Tell Him? by Ofon0909(f): 6:41pm On Jan 12, 2021
How would you feel if you told your brother to look after your shop, your sales girl steals from your shop and your brother refuses to tell you.
It means you can see someone trying to hurt your brother or kill your own brother but you choose to ignore becos of unbefitting excuses.
Tell your brother his sales girl is stealing from him. That is the right thing to do.
Do unto others what you want others to do unto you.
Education / Re: Masked Doctor Sneaked In, Tried Injecting Don Davis - Mother (Video) by Ofon0909(f): 10:42pm On Jan 06, 2021
HeavenShield:


The husband is simply wise, I am sure the man have advised the wife for this issue to be settled without exposing the child but the woman and the wife wants to have her way, and the man backs off. This woman simply lacks understanding. Leave that poor alone, let him heal..Stop all this social media stuff woman. It will not help you and especially the young boy..

My humble opinion..
So she should not fight for justice. She should stop and let the perpetrators go free. Don't forget that those perpetrators are still in the society and they will continue these despicable actions even at old age.
They should be brought to book and exposed. God bless this woman. She is indeed strong.
Education / Re: Masked Doctor Sneaked In, Tried Injecting Don Davis - Mother (Video) by Ofon0909(f): 10:38pm On Jan 06, 2021
sapphiere:
Where is the father or uncle of this boy?
Men always hiding their face when you need them most.
Leaving the battle for a woman to fight while they sit and watch.

May God strengthen you ma.
Father does not work in Nigeria
Business / Re: Between Opening A Driving School And Phone Accessories Shop. by Ofon0909(f): 3:15pm On Dec 30, 2020
Driving school is better

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Education / Re: We Have Met All ASUU Demands - Ngige by Ofon0909(f): 9:33am On Dec 18, 2020
Ngige na witch.

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Education / Re: We Have Met All ASUU Demands - Ngige by Ofon0909(f): 9:32am On Dec 18, 2020
Same old lies. ASUU stayed without salaries from July till December. Pay them and they will return to the classrooms. Nigeria na witch

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Politics / Re: Francis Erhabor: Policeman Who Never Took Bribe In 30 Years Wins IgbereTV Award by Ofon0909(f): 10:29pm On Dec 01, 2020
Since I started hearing of Erhabo's name, he has been a CSP till now. They no dey promote person for Nigerian police?
Celebrities / Re: Eniola Badmus Poses In Bikini (photo) by Ofon0909(f): 6:13am On Nov 30, 2020
Beautiful, for you all body shaming Eniola; I believe your sisters, mothers and gfs have slippers for breast. Confirm your unmarried sisters all have pointed breast b4 body shaming someone else's sister
Celebrities / Re: Paul Okoye Blasts Lola Omotayo For Being A 'Manipulative Pretender' by Ofon0909(f): 6:08am On Nov 20, 2020
LOL, some people sabi illustration ooooooo


NwaAmaikpe:
shocked




The vilest and cruelest of all serpents are the most subtle.

Don't worry Rudy
We see through her schemes and social media sainthood but we are comforted from knowing that every evil has an expiry date; one day the veil will fade and the other Pea in your pod will know that women are not worth creating enmity over.

Posterity will forever use these twins as the perfect example as to what marrying an evil woman can do to a family's unity.

The evil wife is lucky I am not Okpara Jude, she would have been back to her maiden name since 2015.
She has not only divided a great family but has deprived the fans of Psquare from hearing great music.

This is why the bible is a complete book.
We've been warned not to be unequally yoked with unbelievers and for this reason did Abraham, Isaac and Jacob insist that their sons went back home to marry amongst their kin.
But the wayward one went against his late mom's dying wish and brought a termite-infested rotten log back home now no one can sleep in peace.

Tufiakwa!
2 green bottles were standing on the wall till one green bottle decided to carry condemned oil.
Now the condemned oil has stained both bottles and even the wall.
Pets / Re: Horse Refuses To Enter Keke Marwa (Video) by Ofon0909(f): 4:04pm On Nov 09, 2020
Pathetic; cave-minded
Politics / Re: Hakeem Odumosu Debriefs Disbanded SARS Personnel, Orders Medical Evaluation by Ofon0909(f): 5:11pm On Nov 03, 2020
Scam!!! Who are they fooling? SARS in Akwaibom are still functioning. They are still very present with guns. Went out for LGA election this Saturday with their trucks and guns. This government na serious scam
Politics / Re: Governor Ayade's CSO Kneels Down, Begs Youths Not To Burn FGGC, Calabar by Ofon0909(f): 11:50pm On Oct 24, 2020
Ewoooooo FGGC Calabar alma mata. God bless him for intervening
Family / Re: Genotype: The Reason For My Unhappy Marriage. by Ofon0909(f): 7:32pm On Jun 09, 2020
There's nothing prayer cannot do. The first and second babies may not be sickle cell carriers. Just have two babies and stop there. If she started irritating you, then you had no reason to marry her. Well e hard to give advice for this kind matter oo. Wish u the best.
Career / Re: My 50-Year-Old Boss Shows Massive Cleavage Whenver We Meet, What Could She Want? by Ofon0909(f): 5:49am On May 21, 2020
LOL @ Omo mummy
Romance / Re: I'm Dating HIV Positive Lady & She Is Pregnant. Advice Needed by Ofon0909(f): 7:33pm On May 12, 2020
Don't tell any member of your family. They won't support you one bit. For breastfeeding, some women do not secrete breast milk after delivery. You can use that as an excuse but u ve to be super supportive to succeed.
Foreign Affairs / Re: Trump Suggests Injecting People With Disinfectant As Treatment For Coronavirus by Ofon0909(f): 8:14am On Apr 25, 2020
Trump didn't tell anybody to drink disinfectant. Watch the main video from start to end before babbling. That man is in a fix. Stop spreading fake news pls.
Politics / Re: Did Melinda Gates Claim To See Dead Bodies All Over Africa? (Fact Check) by Ofon0909(f): 6:47am On Apr 14, 2020
Before you all crucify Femi Kayode, go and look for Melinda Gates video and watch it. She said she sees dead bodies lying all over the streets of Africa.
Femi Kayode only rebuked her prophesies and I stand with him. After all if any thing happens, it isn't Femi's fault but our Government who isn't proactive and playing politics with the COVID-19 pandemic.
Before you conclude, go and watch Melinda Gates video and Femi's video.

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Education / Re: 7 Coronavirus Grammar Lessons You Should Know by Ofon0909(f): 7:32am On Apr 01, 2020
Thanks for this
Crime / Re: Lady Found Pictures Of Herself In A Bottle In Her Friend's Closet (Photos) by Ofon0909(f): 10:51am On Mar 01, 2020
She should have broken the bottle immediately
Romance / Re: Which Of These Statements Hurts The Most In A Relationship? by Ofon0909(f): 2:08pm On Feb 29, 2020
None of the above. You can simply walk away without an excuse by avoiding the other person.

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Politics / Re: Kano Bans Begging , Employs 8,000 Teachers by Ofon0909(f): 7:57am On Feb 26, 2020
KIDfurniture:
Girls that beg for data from mumu men should be stoned to death in south west. Ladies that beg for money for food, bleaching cream, t fare, undies , braz , pantyliner should be banned too. Beggars

People like you should be ostracized from this country. Talking about stoning girls to death in this era. Forgetting that in the south west, such barbaric act cannot and can never be condoned.

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Science/Technology / Re: Video Of A Manatee Dragged Along The Road In Niger Delta Region Sparks Outrage . by Ofon0909(f): 10:29am On Feb 25, 2020
This is cruel. The manatee must have been in severe pains before eventually reaching its final death���
Crime / Re: Adekunle Ayomikun Steals ₦340,000 After Hiding In Bank’s Toilet Overnight by Ofon0909(f): 6:50am On Feb 25, 2020
This boy should be punished. Yes juvenile prison, na so dem dey start o. B4 u know it he has turned to Anini. It's saddening.
Politics / Re: Zungeru Building Where Lord Lugard Signed Nigeria's Amalgamation Lies In Ruins by Ofon0909(f): 1:58pm On Feb 23, 2020
Wetin Musa no go see 4 gate. Of what use has the amalgamation being to me. NIL. Please if you are that concerned go and renovate the damn hut and leave me alone. Mtchew
Health / Re: Her Stool Contains Blood, What Could Be Happening And Any Solution? by Ofon0909(f): 1:35pm On Feb 19, 2020
Tell your friend to visit the hospital. May not be a very serious issue. Go and see a health practitioner. Could be dysentery too
Career / Re: SUBEB: My Mother Was Cheated And Harassed At Her Workplace by Ofon0909(f): 7:06pm On Feb 10, 2020
In civil service, there is posting and transfer. The SUBEB chairman has every right to post your mum to another school. It's only unfortunate that she was taken away from her comfort zone. Suspension can lead to termination of appointment. It's a serious misconduct if you refuse to leave your present post to where you are sent.
I will advice her to go meet the SUBEB chairman and plead with him to withdraw the suspension letter. Let her just go to the new school. She can seek for a transfer later.
Note that suspension comes without payment of salary.

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Politics / Re: Obasanjo Unveils Garment Factory In Abeokuta, Harps On Entrepreneurial Skills by Ofon0909(f): 7:49pm On Jan 21, 2020
Well this is a legit garment factory not the "ELEPHANT PROJECT GARMENT FACTORY " set up by Cross River State Government
Politics / Re: Reckless Driving Of PDP Protesters In Abuja Prior To Accident (Video) by Ofon0909(f): 8:45am On Jan 21, 2020
Meanwhile, Ihedioha and his family are safe somewhere and the useless Nigerian youths are ready to waste their lives for him. A sacrifice he may never appreciate. Mtchew

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