₦airaland Forum

Cocao:
This is very funny. So as a Nigerian looking to immgrate to Canada I should think twice because of men? Men? Hahahahah... You people won't really allow women to make their choices in peace. Ha!

LIVINGICON:
Why won't they be lonely? The relationship climate over there is quite different. And trust naija guyz na canadian babes or any other foreigner sure pass.

gargoylern:
The positive thing is that they are able to earn well. I met one that was working in first bank back in Nigeria and earning about 120k a month. Now she earns a little over 3.5k canadian dollars on the average working customer service after a lot of overtime. She is always stressed out sha. 3.5k is about 980k.
It looks like she is on course to save a lot of money before mid-year, and plans to visit Nigeria by July. She didn't tell me explicitly, but clearly she's going back to see how she can revive a few friendships back home that may lead to marriage. She is soooooo lonely. She cried sef. Eyah!

Fasindo:


You sabi book















Fake Memo from Lauretta Onochie nd BMC Crew


So Chad that its official language is French will be writing to Nigeria govt with English.

Which of the video being circulated is fake??
Is it the one that Nigerian soldiers ar rejoicing that Chadian soldiers are going to attack boko haram?
Or the one that Gen. Adeniyi is complaining of lack of weapon nd intel to fight boko haram.
Or the one that Shekau is begging Chadian army to leave them alone?

BMC should stop the fake memo

Tankunland:
Today the 8 of April makes it exactly 1 year that one of my bank accounts had over a million naira and it was that same amount that changed my life forever.

yes it changed my life so badly that it nearly made me commit suicide but thanks to these beautiful forum that came to my aid at just the last seconds of ending it all.

Now what you are about to read is my life story of how everything changed for bad in the space of just under a year and how
(1) i lost my job,
(2) my loving girlfriend dumped me,
(2) how I overcame some deep temptations
(4) how I overcame deep depression and nearly killed my self
(5) and how that my ex died and in her death I knew I had a son.

Just deciding to write about these has gotten me in a melancholy mood as I have been in a morose state for the past few days thinking about how my life changed but I know someone might learn from it. Now I had to use a new moniker for this as my former moniker has many things pointing directly to me as I don't want anyone I know to know it's me but I would surely be reading the comments with my real g taccount and these could be lengthy but bear with me

JONNYSPUTE:
...Oga are you no more a guy man? Befriend one of the female staff in that hotel,give her some money to prepare something for you to eat.Or ask people to direct you to diobu area in mile one. Lots of bucar are open. No let hunger kill you oo

voltron14:
Not true.

You cannot quarantine all incoming travelers.

The best you can do is request they self-isolate and institute a fine should they be found outside.

No country would quarantine thousands of incoming visitors - none.

Yoi either close your borders or suggest self-isolation.

You only quarantine confirmed cases.

The Lagos State Ministry of Health says passengers aboard British Airways’ Flight 74 and KLM Flight 587 are exposed to confirmed cases of coronavirus.

The ministry via its verified Twitter handle said the two flights arrived at the Murtala Muhammed International Airport on Wednesday, March 18.

It advised the concerned passengers to “observe strict self-isolation and reach out” as soon as possible to prevent community transmission of the deadly virus which has killed over 12,000 persons globally, according to an AFP tally on Saturday.The PUNCH reports that Nigeria’s confirmed coronavirus cases spiked from 12 to 22 on Saturday with Lagos recording seven fresh cases.

The Nigerian Civil Aviation Authority announced the closure of the Murtala Muhammed International Airport and the Nnamdi Azikwe International Airport, Abuja, effective Monday, March 23, to forestall further importation of the ravaging virus which has infected over 200,000 persons world over.

shakushakuist:
Serena, you don too try for this game...please go and retire na

CastedAyo:
A 46-year-old male banker attached to one of the United Bank For Africa (UBA) branches in Lagos state, Nigeria, has committed suicide for a reason yet to be known, Igbere TV reports.

Mr. Ibeakanma, a father of one, was found lying lifeless in his room in Victoria Island, Lagos State.

According to reports gathered by Igbere TV, the deceased identified as Onyechere Ibeakanma from Umuakam Afugiri in Umuahia north LGA, Abia state died after drinking a substance believed to be sniper.

Until his death on Friday 9th of August 2019, Mr. Ibeakanma was a Human relationship Manager at the UBA.

According to what a family source told Igbere TV, Ibeakanma left a suicide note for his wife who went shopping when he came back from work, intimating her of his intentions to end his life.

The suicide note as obtained by Igbere TV reads;

“The best, that’s what I used to call you. Finally this is the end of my journey here on earth. The evil I have been battling with has succeeded in quenching the flame.

You married a wrong man. You’re a good woman and you deserve the best. You need to be happy. You need to soar. Please take care of our princess Chinenyenwa.

Tell her that I love her so much. Be peaceable with everyone though not gonna be easy. Tell my family not to harbour any resentment against you. You’re a blessing to us.

That’s the wish of a dying man. Don’t cry for me but pray for me. I love you and chinenye so much. Good Bye My beloved”

The source who spoke Igbere TV on anonymity revealed he was shocked as to why the deceased who was discovered to have left as much 16 million naira in one of his accounts took his own life.

The source however told Igbere TV that Mr. Ibeakanma always exhibited some strange behaviours that no member of the family has taken serious notice of except until his death.


“In one of his Facebook post on July 24 at 4:48 PM: Ibeakanma wrote; THE LIGHT IS GRADUALLY DIMMING OUT………… but we never read any meaning to it,” the source said.

“But today, Onyechere is no more what more can we say than to ask God to forgive his sins and grant his soul eternal passage into his bosom,” he added.

Source; http://igberetvnews.com/891675/oh-no-46-year-old-banker-commits-suicide-n16m-found-in-his-account-photos/

marshalldgreat:
If you hadn't returned the money, they would've tracked you...

NwaAmaikpe:




You just took me back to when Nigeria was a country, when coins were precious assets.
When Texaco filling station attendants cleaned your windscreen and thanked you for your patronage.

When Nigerian Airways was still a robust Elephant with wings.
When PAN flooded our streets with seductive 404s.
When we stood by railways counting the number of coaches on each steam train passing.

Do you remember when we used fluorescent tubes to construct HD-ready antennas so we could hear the truth from Siene Allwell Brown and Frank Olize.
And when we put coloured glasses over our TVs so we could watch in colour?

Should I remind you of our TVs that had shutters, keys and legs or tell you the stories of eating moi-moi out of milk cups while watching white cranes come home from their fishing trip and beg them to exchange their white claws with out dirty nails?

When we ate New Society bread with planta.
Drank Ginger Ale or Pronto.
Licked "chichi" sweet and coloured saccharine icecreams after taking an overdose of kwilikwili so we could win the farting competition.

Back to when ladies wore shimmy.
When permed and jerry curled hairs were the styles to beat.
Tales by moonlight for the teens,
Icheokwu for the adults and Danger mouse for the kids.
When we just had to consult the telephone directory to get anyone's land phone number.

Tell me did you write love notes and pass to your crush through her younger ones?
Did you sprain your finger from turning the "roundabout" telephone dial?

Did you knot grass leaves to stay out of trouble?
Did you ever smooch your female neighbor on your father's settee while Teddy Pendergrass record was spinning on the turntable?

Did you walk from house to house on Christmas eve to sing carols?
Lalastic.lala.... Did you ever use Aquafresh toothpaste to drink garri or use Krest and Akanwu for birthcontrol?

Did you ever feel a sense of pride sitting in "Merry-go-round" long buses because your neighbor's kids had to ride their father's Long John bicycle?
Did you ever visit the library to check out what new tale Cyprian Ekwensi or Chinua Achebe had made?

Nigeria was great.
Night journeys were interesting, we had toll gates at every boundary with jovial soldiers exchanging banters there.
Life was greater if you had the privilege of growing up in Eastern Nigeria.

AbuuBilaal:
Firstly, this corrupt old man should bury his face in dirt. We all know you have no good for this nation.

Secondly, perhaps this man forgot that there's interest on the money that past president's borrowed. I'm almost certain that a large part of the figure is due to the interest on the previous debts.

Lastly, my advise for this man is for him to assist in progress not inciting gullible masses with erroneously interpreted and presented figures.

But come to think of it. If this man became president, do you think Nigeria's debt won't triple by 2023?

Ponder!

auntysimbiat:
Wetin concern EU

SiobhanMeadow:
Nigerian men and the word submission ehn especially on the part of the woman I thought your holybooks admonished husband and wife to submit to each other why make it a one way thing?

Tittos:
As much as I hate the governor. However it is gross stupidity to be a deputy to someone you think has failed his people and not take the honorouble part of resigning, instead criticizing him publicly just to emass sympathy while enjoying the perks of office.