₦airaland Forum

GodIsBiafran:
Igbos don't do Okada jobs abeg! The father is not an okada man.

is igboland Singapore?even in Singapore you will still see motorcycle riders

[quote author=helinues post=123013479]The illiterate youths have been in charge of the happenings in SE.

The educated people from SE should cover their face with something [/quoteit is unfortunate that a delicate volatile situation in the southeast that the government suppose to handle with tact,wisdom and diplomacy,they want to solve it with guns and amoured cars]

Racoon:
Thank goodness disaster was averted. God forbid any future recurrence.

why will God forbid any future occurance when they will use tokunbo Tyre for airplane in Nigeria,if you use old Tyres used and dumped by klm,Emirates,Lufthansa,etc,God will not be on your side

mamagee3:
[color=deeppink]Is it possible to have a boyfriend/girlfriend and never have sex?[/color]

yes they can if it's teenagers but if it is matured adults then you have been friendzoned

slawomir:
Damnnn niggar..

Now you are a real niggar

If you are a niggar and you are yet to get infection from any baby girl then you are not a real niggar

and a real nigga will not be ashamed to go and test himself in the hospital to know what type of STD he has,it maybe syphilis and you are joking with it until your dick rots off and you run mad then you will not be ashamed anymore

LordIsaac:
...they should change "menopause" too

whatever these feminists do they cannot build an artificial dick to replace the real dick

djon78:
The Chinese that are in Nigeria crashing the prices of there goods more than local produced own nko.

Have Nigerian producers cried out like this?

That's why I laugh at the so called inter African trade treaty

Africans are completely very backward when it comes to business, and it's a very big pity


That's why imf economic growth for the year 2023 puts
the whole of Asia having 70%
China 37%
India 17%
Indonesia 4.4%

African continent 4% the least for economic growth lesser than Indonesia a country

It's a very big pity
You see this African continent will remain very backward if nothing is done next 100years

A very big shame

and those Asian countries will very much want Africa to remain like that because we are their big market

helinues:
Wait, you are yet to get it, so a group of people from Ghana who has been living in Nigeria for years can organize a trade fair at Alaba market without involving any Nigerians and still sell the products at cheap price.

How does that sound?

if you have the necessary government permits and pay the dues,you don't need to go to the alaba traders to get additional permit,it is the quality and price of your market that will attract them,but seriously I don't see anything a Ghanaian can come and sell in alaba that he can compete with those boys there,or less Alamo bitter.

helinues:
They want to spoil wig market in Ghana.

The Ghanaian wig seller should have involved Police.

Organizing trade fair when you are not a citizen of Ghana.. Dem get mind gan

you can't but admire the courage of Nigerian business men and women, especially from the southeast because I know this type of competition business is their trademark,they wanted to crash the Ghanaian s from their market,but that is free market capitalism,if the Ghanaian s wants to survive let them lower their prices too,but I don't see the possibility of such because I know the igboman will be in control from the manufacturing process to shipping,infact they will be the one selling wholesale to the Ghanaians

Samfloxin:
Umunze is hot now. Kidnapping nko

Mr buhari came in and made a simmering situation worse,like pouring fuel into fire to put it out,he and his cabals knew the volatile condition of the east yet they went ahead to abduct MNK from Kenya,for what?we only have sit at home once every may30 and nobody was killed,but now the killings and beheading of hundreds of security men, civilians , destruction of government property and weekly sit at home is normal,is all these sacrifice really worth the arrest of one man they can't even convict in their own courts,we have a farm along that umunze axis and I will tell you that from last year till now 4 military men , 7 policemen and 5 of their informers has been killed just around that umunze,is the badly advised arrest of one man worth the lives of gallant officers?

Infolenka:
Are there not laws in this country prohibiting the sexualization of underage girls?

Even if those laws aren't implemented, don't Nigerian men have shame and decency?

Me I like woman a lot, especially busty ones, but I know when to draw a line.

This Rita Benard is clearly underage yet she is allowed to sexualize and prostitute herself on social media and in real life.

Doesn't she have parents or older siblings? What's going on in this country. Look at her face, she is clearly still a kid yet when you read her comment section you will see all sorts of sexual comments from men.

The fact that her body is developing faster than her age doesn't give anyone the right to sexualize a kid.

this is a very wishful and funny post,you see a girl with such size of boobs and you dare to say she is underage?are you mocking God?that breasts that I watch dangling on Facebook is the prove she is ripe not her face,moreover she is aggressively advertising her assets for interested men to salivate on

youngsahito:
lolz, alot of people always believe that the Ibos are always best looking than the oda tribes.

it is not a matter of believe but facts,I am from imo state and I live there,I have been to many Yoruba states,communities and interior villages due to the nature of my work,it is from my observation a matter of genetics that will make a very high percentage of girls in ondo state to look average while in my state you will effortlessly see exotic and beautiful woman at every nook and cranny,even the small one still going to primary and secondary schools are sights to behold,to a man that has spent many years in ondo state,it will be a shock if he finds himself in imo state,our girls and women are simply beautiful.

Roon9:
If u see once a week Thank God.

Married men masturbates like mad

not true,unless you are not compatible with your partner,if you marry a woman that can match you kiss for kiss,suck for suck and round for round,you guys can be fvcking everyday without breaking sweat, especially newly married couples

Draslo:
I feel that MAGUN should be used more these days. It will stem the rate of infidelity and general immorality in our society. It will bring back morals especially to kids of the next generation because as of 2023, societal morals as regarding sexuality are in the gutter.

I think MAGUN will make randy men to keep it in their pants and married women getting used to be satisfied by one male appendage. If possible, the MAGUN should work both ways. Any woman that sleeps with a married man will be seen to somersault or bark like dogs.

if you must come before equity you will have clean hands,the juju will for both husband and wife,not for wife alone

ruffhandu:
I want to see a picture of your woman's brain on the floor first.

little does he know that a woman's sexual satisfaction comes with state of mind,if a woman selling tomatoes has all of her perishable goods spoil due to low patronage caused by naira change and she is in debt,if you like connect Lister engine to your dick she will not feel you

LuQuLuQu:
Chioma is in bondage

Only God can set her free...

Money can't

what type of bondage?she married a rich influential young man and you saying she is in bondage?even her family and extended family will be liberated from poverty

jaeyking:
Anal sex gain prominence due to gays and it's the leading cause of HIV

MouthAction gained prominence due to lesbian and now it's the leading cause of throat cancer

Once we move away from the ordained way of nature, it's consequences are always severe

Though I love mouth gig but to be fore warned is fore armed

I don't think women will like this news because sucking their pvssy I strongly suspect is more sweeter to them than sucking breasts,thank God I am still alive because I started sucking my aunty pvssy when I was 9 yes old and 34 yrs later I am still sucking pvssy and I will keep sucking and licking pvssy till I die.

didroon43:
Hmm..., nothing should happen to her oh.

what do you mean nothing will happen to her?in this era that young girls and women advertise themselves and body on social media for a price and they will visit you notwithstanding were you live or who you are,be you a ritualist,pedophile,rapist,sadist they don't care,what they call it is hookup,it is a lucrative venture were they can get paid as much as #50k per night but comes with deadly consequence.

SeriouslySense:
Praise God and glory to Jesus, the savoir and king. I am expecting his soon return, I hope that sky opens when the time is right and the Lord descends, so we can meet in the clouds.

What a wonder to be with God finally.

you are dreaming of a fictional God that obviously does not exist, Christianity as a religion is just 2000 years old,but Egypt has been ruled by pharoahs more than 3000 years before Christianity and they have their own gods they worship, Damascus in Syria has been a city for 10000years before Christianity and they have their own gods they worship,why did almighty God in his infinite wisdom and mercy not sent his son on Earth for thousands of years and allow mankind to wallow in iniquity,think deeplly

Stephen2324:
Has any of you dated or married to a woman who is a twin? If yes, did you face any issue whatsoever with her twin sister? I am curious.

I have dated twins by mistake,they use one phone so if I call i don't know which one is answering,so i came one day and parked near the house and called my babe to come out,the twin sister answered and came out,my babe was out,so I just did what any good man will do and take whoever is available to my house for serious exploration

captainbangz:
Goatmeat pepper soup, I believe it's the beginning of pepper soups, unmatched!

infact the day I tasted goatmeat pepper in lokoja I knew why the best goats are called ewu lokoja,when I was coming back from Abuja I bought foodflask to take as much as possible with me,the taste,flavour and aroma was incredibly the firstborn of peppersoups,no contest

Biglol008:
Good afternoon Nairalanders, pls I need your advice. I’m married 28 years, no children yet. Newly wedded, I have a problem. I don’t last long on bed. I cum very quickly and it takes a long time like 4 hours for me to get another erection and most times it’s not very hard like my first erection.

I was told the nitric oxide in my body is low. Pls I need help. How do I boost my nitric oxide in my body or if there are any supplements let me buy.

I’m afraid if I don’t do anything now my wife might eventually cheat in the future. I no longer have my morning erection like some guys do. I have exercise, did ginger, garlic, bitter Kola nothing seems to be working.

What can I do to remedy my situation. Pls no talk of hospital health wise I’m very okay. No diabetics or anything no infection pls help me so I can save my marriage and my myself.

I may be tempted to say excess masturbation but then the major side effect of masturbation is that there will be no erection at all but you have erection but the problem is you cum quickly,I think that is mostly mind related you are too excited about the show,focus your mind to things that make you cringe like the vehicle in the mechanic,house rent,school fees,failed businesses,just take your mind of the sex,there are some women if you concentrate on their body and how they are acting during sex you will cum in seconds

mactoni91:
Could be true with the high rate of Cancer happening

not just cancer,the way young men and women are dropping dead like flies is alarming,high blood pressure,stroke,kidney failure liver failure,many wired diseases that are unheard of 50 yrs ago,you don't need to go far,just carefully monitor how these indomie generation behaves and you will know there is something wrong

kuse2:
Wanted to ask why u needed side chicks..

Only to realize I have too.. 🤫

side chicks are invietable these days,if ypu don't want them they must want you,it is becoming almost an impossibility to aviod these daughters of eve

HardBishop:
🤣🤣Leave Igbo people alone na...... Una go kill unaself

Igbo babes don't suffer simps gladly,you have to be really strong willed with thick skin of indifference to stay in my imo state and date our girls,infact it will almost be rare to see a girl with one dedicated guy,it is already in the DNA of imo men to assume such ,so no matter how many times you say I love you we take that with a pinch of salt

superCleanworks:
Hello wives
please don't mind this guy and his one sided logic. who says you can't leave with your kids and be alright? please leave that marriage as soon as you sense the slightest hint of cheating no matter how much your husband begs you to stay. Leave and don't look back.

We need more single mothers independent women in the society 😁

I remembered when a made the calamitous mistake of getting my sister in law pregnant,my wife raised fire and brimstone and packed her bags to leave but had a second thought when she discovered that her family are ready for me to marry the junior sister if she leaves,she saw sense and calmed down,the seductress inlaw is now happily married and the child is living with my in-laws and everybody is very happy now,case closed.

greatopec:
My wife is an NCE holder. She previously worked with a fast food Mon-Sun before she left to start trading in crates of egg.
No plan to have another child for now sir

I saw a quote that says salary is a bribe that is paid to someone to forget his dreams,I think this might be right in your situation.
You are very limited on what else you can hustle considering the cash flow and time to run such hustle,your best bet is on the internet,find a product or service you can render online,you like cars why not channel that passion to economic growth,recently we wanted to buy a Nigerian used 4runner truck for farm purpose and discovered that there is no organized thread for it on nairaland,if you live in Lagos or were there are lots of cheap used cars for sale you can go around take pictures of as many cars as possible,talk with the dealers and sellers to get a good discount,then post the cars here on nairaland,get a hustler in the car market that will be sending pics of new arrivals steadily,so you will have any car or truck available on your thread,you can even be selling cars without leaving your house and getting your commission,I remembered once I have sold a car in Lagos to someone in Lagos but I am in imo state and got my cut from the deal,think out of the box, impossible is nothing.

N3TRAL:
A very smart girl has spoken.

Women, don't suffer in poverty because of love.

It is better to cry in a Rolls-Royce than in a Keke napep.


Poor men are not worthy of love and commitment.

any man that earns #800k monthly is a smart disciplined and wise man,he cannot marry a girl with such good digging mentality and baggage liability as yours,keep on waiting for rolls Royce to cry in,you may end up not even crying in a Keke napep

kpakpakpa:
I'm deaf already. I just want it quiet. What is the need of unwanted noise inside my head when i can not hear?

this is a sad situation,on top of the problems we are having in Nigeria you are in this type of dilemma,why not use ear mufflers that stop noise entering your ear,like the ones used by airport ground staff,I don't like the idea of cutting your hearing completely,the condition may gradually get better with time,I am also imagining what can make someone wish to go deaf,t must be a very serious problem

sonnie10:
Those are not CT but plain X-ray. The image is most likely doctored. The projection of the metal object shows a transversal path meaning it came from the side.
How did it get to that point of almost at pubic symphonies without damage to the adjacent surrounding tissues?
Take a closer look at those images , with intact left inferior pubic rami, and no impact fracture or bony fragment. Also note the in compromised left proximal femur and thigh tissue . It becomes obvious that it is a false representation.
Moreover, when we compare the object size to the body parts, that object should be more than 9mm., Such projectile would hardly come to rest in a soft tissue area, since they are highly powered.
If it was fired anterior to posterior or reversed , the artifact would only be seen top or bottom but never the side. In that case, the object wound appear as round white object of enhanced contrast.
The only view that would present a sideways image of the metallic surface is a special sitting lateral hip, but that is not what is presented here.
Verdict, doctored!

but they said the bullet came through the ceiling,it maybe a bullet that was coming down after it was shot in the air and it penetrated the roof and ceiling and impacted the woman's pussy while she was laying down,it is plausible,thank God no man was backing the woman because that man will be stone dead shot through the spinal cord,it could have been another sensetional story,man killed by stray bullet while nacking,what a way to die.

Caramia2020:
Things de happen o

this is really shocking,the extreme religion that forbids men and women to mix freely is the cause,who knows how the goats and sheep's in that country is been abused,this is why my only consolation of been a Nigerian is coming from imo state,you don't have anything to do with konji,we don't even know what konji means,we have very beautiful women that is simply a joy to look at them

SultanOfAbia:
It took me years to figure this out

Myth 1
That is not about how big your prick is
Is about how you rock her when knacking.
I personally start with the tip slowly then gradually put it all in. That feeling is
Then I start to Rock her from slow to fast, fast to slow then switch it.
Developihmmmng your stroking game is very important. It is the motion that brings the orgasm not how big or how large.

Myth 2
If she is religious she won't like sex
Broooo I don knack church girls tire
It's not hard. You just got to be seen as a private guy. Not a guy that is loud and walk around with group of guys. No
Be cool and show them you can keep secrets. It works very well

Myth 3
If she scream that means she enjoy it
Pure lies
The secret to know when a woman is enjoying prick is her WETNESS
Not by her moans that shit can be faked

She can't fake wetness,
If she is feeling your dick. She will secret odourless white discharge during sex.
Whenever I see that stuff I just go Gaga
And increase my stroking which drives them crazy. I love it!!

hmmm,Mr okafor himself,professor of pussyology