₦airaland Forum

DyshApp:
Lol, how is that physically possible 😂

haba,use your imagination,the back seat is a big bed

Raxxye:
No be Naija again? I cannot be surprised that such happened.
Naija can never just fail to let you down, especially when it matters the most!
Thank God they're back on the road!

those drivers are smart,if they enter nigeria without their full payment the money is gone,that is the only way they can get their money

ahnie:
Nice one

there is nothing nice here but divisive ethnic and tribalistic ideas,are we not supposed to be one Nigeria,in a time of war and strive we are still have time to be segregated according to tribe,next you will hear is that students from katsina and Kano has new buses with AC but others from enugu and bayelsa has danfo buses that will have gear problem near lake chad

Dshocker:
No state or tribe has monopoly over sex....

you are wrong,some tribes are traditional programmed to see nothing wrong in early sex from childhood,ii lived in gboko for several years and calabar,I can tell you there will be no girl above 15 years that is still a virgin in this places,they fvck like rabbits.

MechanicMike:
Son eaten puff puff in front of female does not make u loooklike baller....she will tink u r sufffffarrin.best thing to do is ask me nicely to create another thread on how to impress women. Quit puff puff or else women will tink u have no future sir(no offenscce)

haahaaaaa,this is very hilarious,all this stress because of pvssy?,were I live we don't even notice light skin girls because in imo state every damn girl is beautiful

GOTVee:
Even though I'm a born again Christian, I hope igbos don't get pim from Tinubu. Marginalize them like they've never seen before. Let them suffer for their bad politics of bitterness. Marginalize the south east from Top to Bottom so they can be tolerant in future elections

we have already been marginalized since the end of the civil war,we have adapted to survive without government handouts and help, marginalization pushes the human Spirit to try and endeavour more,put more effort,task your mental mind more on how to survive,I guess that's is why the marginalized people rose from the dust and ashes of the civil war to be better than those the has the reins of power,

OloyeOfLagos:
That's not what the country needs at this time

And I think it's about time that the Arabic inscription on the army logo/symbol is removed

i doubt if 70-80% of the army personnel can read Arabic,to me it is the eagle,it doesn't reflect the strength,agility , aggressiveness and poise of an eagle,it looks more like a village masquerade in enugu state.

ALLNIGERIANSMAD:
who is this weyray, if you don't know what to say, keep your mouth shut. If they want to get things right for once, people like you will keep discouraging it

it's is obvious the student body cannot force such change in company policy,if it is from the Telecom ministry then it might have weight,moreover students have no business with watching TV,let them study and graduate,they should be thanking God that school is now on and not on strike,if you cannot afford DStv it is not by force, technology is marching on relentlessly and I see DStv been extinct like the video recorder,DVD and vcd,with the influx of smart TV,Netflix and other internet based services their days are numbered.

Penguin2:
Fools!

Obi will be busy doing more important things on the 29th rather than attend the inauguration of a mandate thief.

If there’s nothing else for Obi to do that day, he would rather bang Margret from morning to night than attend rubbish.

Ndi ala!

mischievous goat,it is only to bang Margaret is the task you can see him do on the 29th,but to bang such matured and experienced woman will be an explosive celestial adventure into the very core of banging

Samantha124:
I'm sure that most of you guys posting here have once cried because of an ex, but you won't mention it because you're only online alpha males..😂😂😂

we have our values as men but we also have a very soft side,I remembered one of my happiest one week was spent with my ex,she came to my house and fell sick,I took care for her for a week,we did not nack but that one week she spent with me opened my eyes to the meaning of companionship,

MrBrownJay1:
the above dude is not a womanizer (as a womanizer will go after babes with OR WITHOUT money)... he is simply a h0rny dude who doesnt have enough money/sex in his life. thus why he only focusses on sex when he can pay for olosho.

actually you are right,paying for sex is not womanising,it is patronizing prostitutes,a core womaniser will go after any type of woman with or without money,any type of woman,married,single,ugly, beautiful,short,tall,rich,poor,nothing is too demeaning for his dick

nairalanda1:
This war is not about the West, or Russia, it is purely about two men and their egos.

100% correct,power and resource control are fueling the selfish egos

MrBrownJay1:
VERY EASY SOLUTION: get a decent gf and you will get all the above for free...

getting married,having a girlfriend don't stop womanising,it is in your mind that you can build the will power to put a stop to it,it will not be easy especially if you make good money but It is doable,

BrotherBisola:
😎

[color=orange]I urge Nigerians not to forgive Buhari, Tinubu and all APC members for making Nigeria to become poverty capital of Africa .

APC must collect wotowoto[/color]

if we don't forgive we will continue to suffer post traumatic syndrome,the best bet is to forgive and move on,all this soul searching by our leaders are also fallouts of the obi effect

Fineman2:
Story of the day;

Hello Omajuwa. I am an only child who is 42years old. My mother refused to remarry after my father died when I was young. She sacrificed so much for me to be where I am today. I got married about 7years ago. My wife and I have been looking upto God for a child. After pleading with my wife for us to adopt at least a child to no avail, I decided to get my mum who stays with us to help me speak to her woman to woman. But this made them become sworn enemies. My wife since then talks to my mother anyhow and disrespects her every now and then. It has been like that for months.

Few days ago, while returning from work, I heard their loud shouts from outside but I remained outside waiting for the shouts to be over as I didn’t want to be put in the position of choosing a side. But I had to intervene when I heard a loud slap. My wife had slapped my mother. I was enraged but I kept my cool, took my mother from the scene and catered for her. I have since not said a word to my wife.

All I feel when I am at home is sadness and depression. I have no peace in my own home. I have sacrificed a whole lot just to make this marriage work. The woman I married has become someone else. I have defended this same woman from my extended family for years. I have been labeled a ritualist and all sorts of name due to our childlessness but I have never cheated and I have always defended my wife despite knowing that she is the one with fertility issues.

Even though my mother has been trying to put up a strong front since that day, I know that she has been crying herself to sleep. I love my wife so much but I love my mum too. What could my mother have possibly done to warrant her slapping my mother? I think my wife is selfish and is no longer who I married. Why would she rather constantly inflict pain and sadness on her own family? I just want peace of mind and I have made up my mind to divorce my wife. But hope this won’t be a mistake? Is there still a marriage to save here? How do I go about it? What do I do? Please help me.

let me tell you mr man,if my so called wife ever slapped my mother,I will call the police,make sure I lock her up for assualt,battering and attempted murder,make sure she stays at least 2 days or more in detention,then charge her to court with a good lawyer, I will pack her things to the police station and dump it there,this is a serious insult on your person,it shows lack of respect and the so called wife sees you as a weak person,only God will help any so called wife that slap my mother

MXrep:
No Nation can tax itself into prosperity

I cried for Nigeria the day I paid taxes for our trucks at the local government to see included in the taxation receipt is the charges for galloping levy,we are paying for driving and bouncing over gullies and potholes on the roads,can you pls tell me how mad a country can get?

theophorus:
Aunty Abeg shift comot make we see road, your time don pass.

Your 15mins of Fame don pass, make way make the next 15minute owner make their own advert.

Shebi you see say Tonto don parkwell for one size.

I doubt if her 15 mins if Fame is pass,that woman may have a mansion and exotic cars in a posh area if Abuja or Lagos,that 15mins of Fame just pushed her into the pvssy trade limelight and as an average pretty girl she is smart to roll back her age to attract premium customers

Ronaldo723:
My girlfriend went to school on Saturday to do her clearance and a random guy just stopped her they talked and he gave her 200k to use eat because she told him she is stressed.

Mehn when she told me I was like omo guys day ooo I then collected 30k from the money
Will you call the guy a simp?

he is not a simp but a very wealthy guy,that #200k to him is like you giving somebody #2k

PandoraObi:
it will be a serious political mistake to give south east the Senate president,

despite the fact that I don't agree mostly with what me shehu always says but I have to admit he is 100% correct with this one,giving the Senate president to the SE will be a sentimental emotional decision without any strategic value and the SE is not even clamouring for such because we are not that dumb to know when we are defeated.but also giving the position to the SE sends a strong signal that the incoming government is ready to sacrifice strategic value, structure and nepotism for national alliance and unity.

Ibtxxo:
There was a guy in my hostel last year.
This guy was begging for food and he had no bed to sleep but he was into Yahoo but not picking.
Immediately he had a girlfriend.
Boom this guy started picking money.
Under 3 months, he bought hostel, bought three cars Lexus and GLE for himself and Sianna for his dad.
and he is building different houses all over his hometown.
And this guy was born ln 2000.
Just 22 and he has achieved so much under one year

What is the secret?

yes some girls give good luck especially if you promise to buy something for her genuinely and don't have the money,that money will come ×100 in ways you can't imagine,I remembered a girl I dated for 6 years during that time I bought 2 cars,one tundra pickup,3 Mack trucks ,lands and other investments but immediately she got married and moved on everything just became somehow,

INDOMIE9090:
you can’t reap where you did not sow

and you think we can make an impact been speaker?what we need is to serve Nigeria in the highest office

CondenseMilk:
I heard they lobby to be deployed to the east.


Police officers using POS machine to extort money from motorist.

this is sad and pathetic,but they killed 5 policemen and collected their 5 ak47,2 policemen ran into a shop but we're chased down and killed,what happened?is it that their guns has no bullets,faulty or are they too cowardly to face other armed men,I cannot help but remember the intimidation I received from police officers on the enugu portharcourt road last week,they are most powerful facing innocent civilians

Creamypie:
If u are single, pls marry a virgin, e get reason, very VALID one

marrying a virgin is not a guarantee of good behaviour,there are numerous good women from good families that are available and will make good wives,even the fact that a normal healthy woman is still a virgin of marriable age raises red flags and concern

Negroid001:
I'm not religious, neither am i one deemed fit to preach about morals. Just completed payment for a neighbour's child tuition fee.
Am i banging her? No!

Everytime business goes well for me, i try to boost the effort of any struggling worth it person around me. I do it as often as i can, no strings attached and it could fall on anyone.
From helping with health bills to urgent requests and even ones i can't even dare to mention.
A random woman on my street paid my tuition from basic 6 till i finished my whole education without even flinching. I can't pay her back, the least i can do is reciprocate the energy she gave to someone that needs it.

I purposely put this here for all those claiming redpill this and that. Make una try dey help people.

you are not a simp,you are a kind heart fellow not interested in getting anything back,keep up the good work

KingKO22:
Nice one either, NW or SS.

The two region really try unlike the religious bigot and intolerant IPOB that gave 98% to their own


Useless and cursed people

are you not capable of expressing your views without resorting to curses,insults and tribal fistcuffs,that the igbos voted their choice is that a reason for them to be cursed,because they didn't vote for your tribesman?is it not a fundamental human right for a citizen to vote his or her choice,80% of igbos has since lost faith in this one Nigeria mirage because we are not that dumb to know that this is the treatment you get if you are defeated in war

tsdarkside:
mr man....you igbos are poorer than others....or else you wouldnt be runnin soo many to other regions....

your behaviour has already exposed you long ago....
because nobody is sayin something doesnt mean people dont know why you are troopin out of south east....

I have been reading the comments carefully and what I discovered was that many comments that are biased and negative against the igbos are so ignorant ,Petty and childish that such comments can only come from a person that has not visited southeast all his life,it is a possibility that 80% Yoruba commenters on this post has not crossed the river Niger.

Exclusive101:
Many of you igbos no just get sense
The Kwankwaso you talked about can you still remember his comment on the election ?

So Buhari heading the FG is now Yoruba that you are accusing Yoruba of killing the govt ? Can you see many igbos like you are cursed beyond salvation with irredeemable hate n chronic bigotry for the superior Yoruba tribe yet you miserable souls can not stop escaping into Yoruba in Ekene dilichukwu GIG Peace Agufore Ifesinachi Okeson GUO Young Shall Grow etc etc daily.

how can the igboman be cursed beyond redemption when 90% of the big transporters and haulers you mentioned are mega businesses owned by Igbo men and women

Kabirudeen25:
But how come we don't see south easterners in other states lined up on the main road with Calabash begging for change?

a healthy igboman or woman will never beg,it is a taboo in the southeast,we work hard for our aims and ambitious with careful long term planning

LeoDeKing:
I disagree with this report.

Last time I checked, SE plays host to the highest number of billionaires in the world.

Based on ipob bureau of statistics, the SE has 970 billionaires per square centimetre.

don't be sarcastic,a square mile in enugu can contain 2000 people while a square mile in zamfara can contain 200 people

NoFucksToGive:
How do they know it was a hippo that killed her?

this is a funny question,what can break a body to pieces and do you think a big animal like the hippo can attack without anybody seeing it,moreover the hippo causes more death in Africa than other animals

Karen2024:
I am so disappointed in myself.

So I decided to tell a guy who has been my crush that I want us to be friends but he outrightly rejected my proposal.

This guy is just irresistible but he's very immature. I am very much disappointed.

women don't propose to men,it devalues your worth,all the babes that proposed to me I nacked and moved on,flirt or try to get his attention but never open mouth to chase a man,it always ends in disaster

LittleBigDick:
My GF broke up with me but wants to keep contact. What does it mean?

it means she still wants you to be living up to your name on her phone which I predict will either be ATM 1 or POS 2.