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MechanicMike:
Indomie is poooor people food, clearly
Brick layer, Uber driver, receptionsit, danfo driver, Bus driver, bus condoctor, plumber, waiters, breead sellers, gateman,. security, bouncers, unemploy people, ilitarate, Okada drivers, tailors, teachers, hairdressers, barbers & so on all chop this kinda $hit.
So wot if babe spots u eating indomie, how would u cope. Wot will u do?

Please advise?

this post reeks of immaturity

Walkerstilldey:
I just entered 30 and experience low sex urge and low libido,is it normal

the stress of living in Nigeria these days can easily cause some men to forget about sex

amokemi:
Toyota. Toyota. Toyota

Toyota is good no doubt but there are also very good cars out there,for instance I bought a Nigerian used 2003 Acura RL and used it for 4 years without changing plugs,coil,fan belts,fuel pump,any type of sensor,ac compressor,alternator,infact I didn't even see the kick starter for 4 years,I started to wonder if it has kick starter,I decided to personally kill off the car by driving it for one year steadily daily without oil change still it survived and it didn't for one day refuse to start or stop on the road,I remove my cap for that car,the only issue it has is flood damage that makes it mad sometimes,you can put headlight on and AC will start blowing.mad car.

incandescentena:
This is RITUALS.
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Synonymous with one particular tribe in Naija.


*spit

I even went through the whole epistle if I can see a Yoruba name,but how do oyibo learn skull mining without us teaching them?thank God my brothers are not part of this,but seriously selling freshly butchered oyibo body parts will be the height of skull mining

TermuxDarkWeb:
more

Al jibrin has gone,from Niger to Sudan,I will not be surprised if he decides to relocate to niger because that is were his desert dwelling kinsmen are living,home sweet home.

GAZZUZZ:
Have you seen this?

https://www.nairaland.com/7727205/subsidy-removal-marketers-galvanise-cng

With this your gen could run over 3hrs on ₦100, using our converted carburettor.

Hurry now while stock lasts

I really like your research on lpg it is an eye opener for small medium enterprises that uses fuel heavily,we currently have a 2hp rotary compressor ice block machine that is powered by a 6.5kva 15 hp generator(gx440),the generator gulps from 15-17 ltrs of fuel every 10 hrs for each batch,so my question is if we buy a brand new generator and convert to lpg how much will it be consuming every 10 hrs,the compressor is a 1,957 watts ultra tropical Samsung with extra 100-200 watt fan load,so the 6.5kva generator will be working with 30-40% load after the initial surge start,fuel is roughly costing #8-9k for 10 hrs,any idea how to slash this ugly figure is welcome, bomb blast or not.

[quote author=Diddycsbsb post=123792560]you will never succeed you will never take a life with this nonsense you are show casing, how can you advise Nigerians to be using this nonsense. [/quote)no matter how much you try to scare people,economics and prudence will always win

family6644:
Please mods help me move it to fp

for what purpose?the destiny of that young man is in his own hands,only him can decide to stop,but with that level of tissue damage and he is still using the drug I doubt if he can make that change

Tolexy247:
Go get Benzyl Benzoate lotion from pharmacy, apply it and thank me later.

nothing but benzyl benzoate will cure it,it is scabies called korokoro,use hot water and scrub the affected areas and apply the lotion apply only at night because the hotness of the original lotion can cause you to misbehave

staga:
The cylinder size is 28kg when full. It can contain 12.5kg of propane (LPG) or equivalent fluid content of 26.5 litres.

A 6.5kVA generator contains 25 litres of fuel and it can only run for a maximum of 12 hours. I stand to be corrected. The OP must have done the test on a 2KVA generator.

I intend to do this test as well. I will run a full 12.5kg cylinder of gas and see how many hours it will last, then run the same gen on a full tank, watch the consumption and the cost, then find out how many litres of PMS it will take to match the number of hours it will take to exhaust a full LPG cylinder.

this will be very interesting, considering we want to start an sme that will be guzzling 30 ltrs of fuel everyday,we need every scrap of information, especially with that bigger 6.5 kv gen

anointedlinks:
Be clean and attract more people

I guess the tips are for the females,if you are a man even if you look like chimpanzee just have money and you will look good inside a lexus

ArchiLimited:
In Igbo this snake is known as "echi eteka". Tomorrow is too far

of all animals in the bush I hate this snake the most,it does not run away but stay and wait for someone to step on it,it is more dangerous than a land mine,as a farmer animal rights does not extend to vipers,I kill them mercilessly

YinkaOlusesi16:
Don't feel disgusted when you see guys insult ladies because of the amount of food they order on a date. because some girls like to order more than what the guy can afford.

but why keep silent and let her order,when you don't have money in your pockets,ii don't see the big deal in cutting your coat according to your size,some category of girls are expensive

[quote author=Jokerman post=123267906]Many will make it.

God will always make a way[/quotewhy will I concern myself with going to were I not die?to a place built with gold and diamond but I cannot sell it to buy what I want?a place I will beat drum and gong from morning till night singing praise?that will be a very boring place and the ability for a person's soul to live forever is a curse

Sunofgod:
Arthur Eze....known as AGIP in Igbo land.

Any
GOVT
IN
POWER

....he will sell his soul too.

and that is what a good business person will do,join the winning team

Shalommy:
Chaii.. No be her fault say... She fine pass madam.

madam has done the worst,this fracas will definitely raise ogas curiosity to know the pretty girl very well,it has already backfired,oga maybe already nacking the baby by now

aigohior:
When you think about advance civilization and people starts mentioning nuclear bomb.

If you think about you will see that nuclear bombs are actually primitive when comparing advance civilization

this is a clear and concise reasoning,the nearest star to earth is the centuri system which is roughly 40 trillion kilometers away from Earth and you still think a race that have the technology to travel at triple the speed of light and mock all known natural and scientific laws will be impressed by the nuclear bomb,I always laugh when I see blurry pics of UFOs and aliens hiding behind trees,if an alien ufo that can move at the speed of light enters into Earth's atmosphere everybody will know and those aliens don't need to hid behind trees because they are gods

childofdoom1:
Sardonic, gloomy, melancholic, despondent, pessimistic........... I can use different adjectives to describe how I feel at the moment. Nothing gives a man much joy than knowing his pweek can stand in the mornings or when being aroused. Though while clocking adolescence, it was kind of weird. Growing to be a man, it became a thing of pride.



Observations of my body these past few days show I have lost my erection. Watching blue films do not give me a standing pweek as it should have, no matter if it's my favourite type



I do not wake in the mornings to a hard pweek as before. Even if I had a naughty dream, it stands for a while and drops quick.



Sensations from a lady don't even charge it for long again. My experience with a gorgeous new babe at the Olosho house three days ago confirms this (read all about my romp with her on r i b d o . c o m. Search for this topic in their romance section or my name there is loquacioussinner).



Also during soapy from sexting, I don't get that aroused as before.



Should I be worried? Is this a sign of anxiety, illness, sugar intake or not giving my pweek enough time to rest and recover?

why worry,don't you think it is a good thing,that your stand dick is nothing but trouble

Jayzx:
you don't get it. I release even before entering the vagina

I think your problem is too much sperm in your storage tank,what I propose may be radical but it can work,before having sex masturbate off one round to release the pressure in the storage tank,then during sex the other rounds will not come so fast,to some people it can make the dick not to stand again that is when you need to take one tablet of Man G after the wanking to sustain the erection,it might work because your problem is not weak erection but too much sperm production,how I wonder how it will look like if you cum on top of a woman breast,my God it will look like fire services water pump.

Failure2019:
Aliens don't exists


That's some sci-fi bs

it is just the vivid imaginations from a fertile mind,all this information is just from an Isaac Asimov or HG Wells sci fi novel,even basing the body structure of a creature on the human skeleton and exoskeleton shows the limits of their imagination because a creature that is capable of travelling billions and trillions of kilometers laughing in the face of all science laws and mocking the natural laws of life cannot be based on a weak human being structure,it simply cannot survive the extreme G forces of interstellar travel.

Curious345:
Hello guys..

Happening right now. I just chewed a fat healthy Coackroach. It was hidden inside the full spoon load of beans I just scooped and gulped now.

I only later started feeling the aftertaste of Coackroach after some 2seconds later.

Please what do I do?

Any drug I can drink to forestall any Impending negative scenario?

a big fat healthy cockroach that is cooked properly is naturally a good food full of calories and essential vitamins,or is because it is a cockroach makes it dangerous?even maggots are healthy food full of fat and assorted vitamins if prepared very well,so my friend you don't have anything to worry about,just wash it down with pop cola and forget the issue

kingthreat:
You all are the ones making things difficult.
Instead of you all to insist on palliatives for subsidy, you want this stupid fraud to continue.

you are very funny,talking as if you are not in Nigeria,what palliative will a Nigerian politician give you?during vivid what happened?did you not see warehouses full to the brim of essential goods meant for the poor but hoarded to be sold later,in your mind what type of palliative do you what?.
As a citizen of Nigeria what I believe could have been the way forward is for the current president to focus his 100% energy on improving electricity and roods,talk with the labour groups and increase salary,drop the ban on use of motorbikes and scooters,then remove the subsidy with labour approval,we don't want beans and indomie palliatives again.

BigBlackPreek:
money wey you for collect

Who don die, don die be that o

I am seriously reasoning that,the dead is gone,hanging the culprit will not bring back the dead but #71 m can pay many bills,children education,even relocate to another country,those ritualist will come for her

Tourist123:
I landed Nigeria yesterday from the US after 2years of Japing. Nothing seems to have gotten better, things have become very worse! How exactly do people live here in Nigeria? So many people begging you for money. Gosh, I can stay in this country for longer than 3 weeks. I can’t! I just cant!!!
The cab i took from the Airport to my apartment charged my 13k for a 35 mins drive It got me wondering how civil servants with families survive in this country considering how expensive things have become and salaries are constant.

hmm,dey there,don't let the Nigerian facade confuse you,this is a fertile ground for business,you may live in America but a trader in onitsha or nkwo nnewi will have more capital,investments,properties than you,even small scale business women have money,every problem in Nigeria has a group that is benefiting,last two months it was POS people,last month tomato sellers,now it is fuel marketers, tomorrow maybe cement dealers or dry fish dealers.

YouandiAllofus:
At this juncture, these demands especially the pump price reversal is capable of trailing the government to a cross-road

this is exactly why it is very important for a president to have sound mind,the government is just playing catch-up because the statement from the president on subsidy removal is not planned or vetted by his aides and advisers,they are shocked like very Nigerian but trying hard to control the damage,all these emergency meetings with labour is laughable,nlc and tuc should be their partner in every subsidy removal plan from day 1 and their leaders will stand behind the president the day he will make the speech,this is comical like agbaeros loading buses in oshodi

Lutherblaq:

Shut up you ugly and hungry ape!

Stop trying to blackmail NLC you propaganda mechine... Can't someone say the truth without being linked to peter obi?

Look at his big agbero eyes

what a childish statement,is it not Peter obi the first to say he will remove subsidy and called it organized crime,but the the difference will be in strategic planning,our president gaffe on inaugural day without even sitting in buharis chair is a comical disaster making nnpc and oil marketers billionaires overnight

savcy:
This is exactly the position of many think tanks. The NNPC cannot decide a price template for a fully deregulated sector. The other day, NNPC MD boldly asserted that not even 100 refineries in Nigeria can alter the price template. Meaning the NNPC was still very much in control of everything, and not necessarily market forces. This is antithetical to what they say they want to achieve. I support subsidy removal only if the oil and gas sector is fully deregulated. It is time to destroy the menacing NNPC from its roots. It is utterly bizarre that a regulator of an industry is actively involved in business in the same industry. NNPC cannot be the sole importer of petroleum products and oversee subsidy removal. It must return to its responsibility of regulation and leave independent importers to import. It's either that or they return to status quo.

Nigerian politicians are not sincere,why leave nnpc to be the player and referee at same time,the politician have not stated what they are willing to sacrifice but they rushed to increase fuel prices to almost 200% without considering the sacrifices of the masses or a possible 100% increase in salaries and wages,wicked people

Confirmedzombie:
Im surprised that only igbos carry the NLC nationwide strike on their head like Gala.

Very bitter souls who are always against every good thing that will move this country forward.

A shame

the reason why people are skeptical about this fuel subsidy removal is that it the only good thing everybody is getting from the government and it is very easy for the so saved money from subsidy removal to end up in politicians pockets without impacting positively on the welfare of the people,the big factor behind the rushed removal is dangote refinery,it is simple economics that the company cannot sell fuel at cheaper rate and make profits,
A decision like this without proper consultations and advice is totally wrong,for instance private motorbikes and scooter can help people go around cheaply but they are banned almost in all major towns in nigeria,can't they start from allowing private citizens to have other cheaper means of transportation?

ObiaboAdoka:
After bringing all these items, d lady no go even be virgin. She go get at least 5-10 body count.

virginity is not a criteria to judge the character of a woman,I am from imo state and we believe that if you see your wife and wants to marry her,then bride price will never be a problem,i

NOETHNICITY:
Good
Only a foolish one would wanna insist on the useless subsidy

the worst thing that can happen is when the trillions saved from subsidy removal found its way into private pockets,Nigerian politicians are fantastically corrupt that such thing is a clear and present danger,if the president can be properly adviced to channel every Kobo to provide stable electricity and good federal roads he has won, everything else will fall into place

wealthyhenry:
Interesting times ahead...

very interesting times indeed,that op that posted graphic comments on red from the Bible is incredible,I thought I know the Bible but li was wrong,it is far more violent and sadistic than I previously thought, Christianity as a religion is still fairly young at 2000 years,many religions lasted far more than Christianity before they faded away,the egyptains worshipped isis,Osiris and other gods for 3500 years they were ruled continuous by the pharaohs, Damascus in Syria has been a human settlement for 10,000 yrs worshipping a mixture of many gods like Baal,Artemis,ahura Mazda,etc,by the next 500 years Christianity will fade away from it's stronghold in Africa,Asia and South America,it is already fading in America and Europe were churches are now been converted to offices,apartments and clubs,this is the reason I like science it has nothing to do with imaginative speculation but hard empirical facts and evidence.