₦airaland Forum

solmusdesigns:
In this life learn how to knack ... E get why

a good fyck can melt the strongest of heart

SatoshiBTC:
I met this babe this babe where I went to renew my international passport in January, since then we talk once in a while until our chat became frequent.

She visited me for the first time since two months we met and we had sex, a very intensed one and enjoyable one. I haven't met a girl with so much energy.

Since then the sex have been frequent, say 2 to 3 times a week. Please note we are not dating but the chemistry is there as we vibe a lot. We have never discussed anything about relationship, neither have she brought it up. She is a busy lady, works in a reputable firm and still have time for weekend smashing at my place.

The problem now is that she is requesting i Bleep her from her asshole. Personally i have never had that experience, the thought of it even disgust me to an extent. I just told her with time we will explore that type of sex.

I was curious so i asked her if that was a regular thing for her, she mentioned her ex introduced her to anal sex which she didn't like at first but later turned out to enjoy it afterwards.

So I'm here asking you guys that may have had anal sex before with a lady, what's the experience like? What's the possibility of dipping my dick inside poo? What and what should i expect if i dive into her modafucka asshole?

what are you still waiting for,it is guaranteed to be tight with a sprinkling of shit particles in your dick as flavour if you don't mind,but it is tight and enjoyable,hammer that ass and wash your dick after

RoadMozart:
The owner don see shege

I tell you,I just pity men that are still acting Indian lover boy ,joy killers

Jking20:
That's exactly what Nigerians are good at

the whole problem was caused by the presidential gaffe,why is the governor blaming oil marketers when he should blame his apc president for speaking without proper advice and planning,is the government so shortsighted not to know that this will happen?the oil marketers are just making hay while the sun still shines,to be a president is not bala Blu bulaba bullabu

clearcrystal:
Something Buhari could not fix in 8yrs.

If eventually Tinubu is able to fix at least one before the end of this year, it simply means he's part of the cabal sabotaging the efforts of the previous administration.

there is truth in what you just said,what buhari cannot fix in 8 yrs you want to do in six months,come on man,either the man is a magician or part of the sabotage cabal.

xpressionx:
They thought it was a warfare between the igbos and the yorubas.
Christians and Muslims.

We warned you.

How will a sensible leader remove Subsidy without announcing a proper plan.

Just like the way his selection threw the whole nation into mourning, so his actions are already doing.

This man is a disaster waiting to happen,he could not even wait for 24 hours before unleashing it.

I hope those guys making noise for him are buying fuel cheaper

is it not his guys that are desperate and fighting in that filling station,that stupid announcement is a mind boggling gaffe,without plan,without careful thinking ,planning and deliberations by his cabinet and organized labour,the only people that are benefiting now are filling station owners,many has stock they got at #200 naira/ltr now they are selling same stocks for #600 naira

Angelfrost:
Sigh... This meeting ought to have been done and concluded by both Buhari and Tinubu prior to any announcement!

This is just common sense!


Why is simple leadership such rocket science for African Negroes??!

we are all seeing the reality now,during election campaigns if there is a gaffe,it will be laughed off and used for comedy but now you are a president,if there is a gaffe it can cripple the economy and scare foreign investors,that is why a president must be of sound mind and body,they should have first called nlc for a meeting which will only be how much salaries will be increased before making that stupid gaffe,now the government is running around like headless chicken on damage control without even a full kitchen cabinet to control the crisis.

IntelligentGoat:

In all situation I have learnt to give thanks.
Asiwaju action man.

as president and any action you take will reflect on the economy and we'll being of Nigeria,such actions will be well thought of with advicers and expert opinions from professionals,you don't wake up and take an action without proper study of it's impact,that careless statement on subsidy is now causing panic buying and hoarding,such thing didn't even need to be announced,you just go to the fuel station and see a different price

Depriest2020:
Deuteronomy 22:22
If a man is found having sex with a woman who is married to someone else, both of them must die—the man who was having sex with the woman and the woman herself.

this is an antique law that suits it's time in the ancient days,nowadays such infraction is not worthy of the death penalty,despite the fact that cheating by married folks is against all natural and human morality but their are some people that are programmed naturally to cheat,they don't even know when they cheat,if the opportunity is there they will cheat,is it not factory fault from the supposed creator in making such people? he made us in his own image but removed many sensors deliberately so we can be misbehaving from time to time,it is an irony to even think that God seems to like seeing mankind misbehaving like watching a season film,if not then the epicurean paradox is justifiable.

SalamRushdie:
This is not a good sign the first reaction to his govt is Fuel scarcity, Nigerians have started suffering from day 1 of Tinubu govt ..This is not a good sign , let's see how the first week goes

it is definitely not a good sign,it should not be rushed to be the first thing he will do,even the careless statement will now cause fuel to be hoarded,this is not how a team works,

Kobojunkie:
Any woman who suggests this to others is not in a marriage herself but a prison defined by such restrictions. If you are not free to even look at your partner's phone, then you might as well say you are just fuckmates?

what the woman indirectly saying is that if you put your finger into your anus you must smell shit,there are many things to see when you look into a man's phone,best option is simply to leave it alone

FiftyFifty:
Benue's Samuel Ortom and Taraba's Darius Ishaku are arguably the worst governors in the history of mankind. Sadly, religious bigotry won't allow many to call a spade. It's excruciating, to say the least.

infact this sort of fact is what will make a sane normal thinking human being look critically at the 8 years tenure of Mr Peter obi in anambra state,this gentleman in 8 yrs did not owe salary,pension, gratuity,contractor,supplier,built good road networks,hospitals,refurbished all the schools with boreholes and buses,even managed to leave 75 billion naira cash for the incoming government and borrowed zero naira from banks, is this not the type of good managemen we need in the highest office in nigeria?just because he is an igboman,I am not surprised because if you listen to the interview sir ahmadu Bello granted Reuters news on his views about the igboman you will not be surprised either.

FreeStuffsNG:
Donkey meat being sold in Anambra. Smh
As in donkey meat

Donkey meat from Kebbi, a Hausa state with Fulani, being eaten in Onitsha and Anambra state What happened to the cows and cow meat? Kebbi has fish, cow and sheep, why not that instead of donkey meat? This is really unfair to meat consumers who do not know they are being fed donkey meat.

The meat must be very very obscenely cheap like the obnoxious abhored horse meat and there must probably be severe meat scarcity going on in the South East after chasing away the Northerners and Fulani. HE Soludo and NAFDAC must get to the bottom of this.

This is unbelievable! Donkey meat
Check my signature for free stuffs!

speak only for your tribe or yourself,in my place in imo state for a man to kill a horse is the height of tradition and title,it is not for ordinary folk,he will then add otigbu iyinya to his numerous titles which means killer of horse,that is very prestigious in igboland.
Coming to the issue of donkey meat,what we will ask ourselves is donkey meat illegal substance to consume?is donkey an endangered species that is protected under the law?is the eating of donkey meat banned in Nigeria?you and me knows what the customs wanted which is a huge bribe that the traders cannot afford and they are going after these traders because they are mostly southeastners,will they honestly say they don't know we're the meat is processed?or butchered?because that part will obviously be controlled by the northerners and by looking at the name of the bribe seeker you can easily reach your own conclusions.

ChildOfDoom:
I am beginning to feel addiction to betting was far better than sex at brothels addiction. With random sex at brothels, you could get infected or remoted spiritually. Worse off if you impregnate a promiscuous lady there.

I have two worries now. At dawn, I am scared not to visit a bet shop. At night, I am scared not to visit a brothel. I for just they manage my soapy dey go and forget olosho assuming I know when I start

After five days of abstinence, I went back to a brothel. Small 10k I had to manage till any other money enters my hand, I blew it. On three ladies. What I did with the third lady will surprise you.

When I entered, one oversized breast lady that always called out to me from afar when she saw me held me by the hand to her room (it's like a hustle for clients there. Probably to meet target). I had always avoided her after my first romp with her. She always held back for different style. I rod missionary and held her boobs. Just when I wanted to change to doggy , she said no. That her stomach hurt from doggy. I saw it as an opportunity to ditch her. Then I gave her 1k and left without hearing her plea.

I met one fair lady that reminded me of my ex. She was by the aboki stand where we bought suya. Eating there and chatting with another olosho on grey hair. I approached her to cure my conji the other lady didn't do well. The one with her I had patronised before asked me to buy her suya before going with her friend. I asked her to tease me a little with her ass and I would do so. She came closer and turned. She rocked me with her firm ass as I groped her breasts from behind. Current was charged. She wanted to bill me more than suya when I did so. I quickly gave her 400 naira for suya and left her to avoid that.

I went in with the second girl. She was kind of emotional , saying she would be leaving for good after that day back to her people (probably she earned her freedom). I had to make it worthwhile. I undressed totally. And asked her to do so. She was initially reluctant. But I handed her 4500 for the full package. Didn't want to forget how it felt. I did everything. From fingerling her to sucking her breast. She was very submissive. I made her climb me. I held her two shoulders as I hit her body down my thrusting upwards into her. She felt so tender and easy to manipulate due to her slender body. I sucked her boobs to make the pain eased up. At a point, she brought the boobs to my mouth one by one. Even when I had cUM, she kept riding and didn't want to believe so.

I was already weak and planned leaving when I saw a smallie (in reference to stature) I had not met before. Immediately I was interested. Almost all the girls there now call me ashawo (as I am not loyal to any of them). You won't imagine the things I did with her. From raw sex to sucking pussy. I will explain my actions with the third lady in details on r i b d o . c o m. Do search for loquacioussinner posts and news there


Please what antibiotics can i take to avoid infection. My whole body feels strange

By the holy beard of Moses what the hell have I just read,from sucking ashawo pussy,sucking ashawo breast,fingerling,fucking raw,this is the height of irresponsibility and rascality,and you are still afraid of getting ashawo pregnant,what the hell,this is madness.

aidameoryou:
Your suggestions are genuinely needed 🙏

Hi my people good day, I have been having a thorough thought all in my mind and have been boiling inside of me on what next step to take.

Over the years, I have seen my mum really been hostile to my dad and it's getting out of hand for me to bear.
I am the first son of some siblings and in my mid 20s.
I live apart from my parents in another state and one of my junior sibling who went home for a little break from school was complaining bitterly about how my mum attitude towards my dad is getting out of hand.

My father has to be the most responsible, respectable, reasonable man I ever know, he doesn't drink, doesn't smoke, doesn't womanizer. He has been the sole breadwinner in the family from when we were small up till this time.
His work isn't moving very well as it used to back then and as such he cannot cater very well like he's used to and even though at that, he's been trying his best....
My mum just doesn't appreciate him enough and I've seen this a million times.

[color=#000000]My next line of action is to call my mum and give her a serious scolding because she hasn't been warned sternly about this by any of my siblings before.
This is getting out of hand and I cannot bear it anymore, please what do you all suggest I could do in this situation[/color]

most times it is not good to be a gentleman always when living with a woman,sometimes you need to be unpredictable and crazy at times to keep her on her toes,that your father does not smoke,drink or womanize does not make him a perfect husband,I do rather smoke,drink,womanize with other assorted general misbehaviours and control my family than be a puppet.

illicit:
She will soon meet Jesus

He is the perfect man

will Jesus leave fresh young puffy pussy and dip his holy dick in a 123 year old abrasive pussy,our father will not forbid such to happen

Righteousness2:
The coming of JESUS Christ is so imminent.

It will be so terrific and terrible to miss the rapture. You will cry, cry, cry again pray, repent , lament, wail , but it will be too late.

Make haste now! SURRENDER to JESUS Christ.
Live in obedience to HIS commandments.
Live peaceably with all.

Remember, The breathe in you is not in your Power. Personal raptures are happening every second.
The worst thing that could Happen to anyone is to depart this world without JESUS CHRIST.

JESUS Christ is coming

this post reminded me of a novel I read when growing up by anezi okoro,one week one trouble about Wilson tagbo the troublemaker,when asked by the school principal about those who wait for the Lord's coming,he simply replied they will wait forever,
The journey of Christianity started 2000+ years ago through thousands of wars,famine,plagues,trials and tribulations but still yet the rapture didn't come,it is obvious it may wait for another 2000 or 5000 years before coming ,but remember the rapture we see in this lifetime is death and the kingdom of God lies in the hearts of men

JILF:
Is it ok for a guy to be living at home where he grew up or with his parents between age 32-39? if you are a lady, will you find such men as someone who is serious with life or someone who is unserious?

I understand the economy has not be smiling for many and also understand that some men cannot afford to pay rent due to unemployment.

the economic situation has made many weird things normal,back in the days a man of such age is supposed to have his own family but the opposite is the case now,but sincerely speaking ,a man of that age still eating mama thank ma still leaves a bad taste in the mouth and it is nothing to be desired.

kingthreat:
Esan, Benue, Calabar and Akwa Ibom no fine reach Igbo. When it comes to beauty, na them get am. Even if I am anti-IPOB, the truth is the truth. There's a community in Igbo land where it is a crime to be unfine as a man or woman.

that place is imo state,70-80% of our women are a joy to look at,infact girls from the poorest families in the villages seems to be the most beautiful,it is uncanny how this seems to be,we have a poultry farm in a rural community in imo state and I can tell you that from houses 1000 feet radius of our farm I can see 10 girls that can enter beauty contest and give account of themselves

Amaly:
Thank God for your life you are a role model to all those who aspire to swim against the tide of perversion and decadence.

there is nothing to thank God for,she is mocking and laughing in the face of natural laws,to be a virgin at 20+ years is a big shiny red flag,either she is frigid without emotions or simply circumsied,it is not advisable to marry such person without testing,you may buy a car without testing to find out it has Vespa engine inside,marry at your own risk.

Mokole2023:
Hmmmm thats worrisome! My wife's pretty, fair n endowed. Why is there no signal from my brain for arousal?

there is this unknown X factor that keeps two different people together for years and they will still find each other sexually attractive,that is why it is highly and seriously adviced to have a minimum of 1-2 years testing period before thinking about marriage,6 months is far too small to see issues in a woman,despite the fact that she maybe beautiful with full options but without that X factor it is useless

Pandev:
You don't shake a king

in igboland the three backhand shake is for chiefs and titled men,they have the right to shake the Yoruba king they are titled men

Innobee99:
Lagos babe dey learn from villages babes now bro.
Come my place make dem show u Shege Pro Max

,40-50% of girls in my village in imo state are single mothers and an impossibility to find a girl that is 15-16 yrs still a virgin,not technically possible,infact the moment any girl starts wearing bra she is no longer a virgin,the village boys don't care what age you are,it is the size of your breast that will determine your fate.

UYEMDO35:
Please pardon my grammatical errors.

Na Life story nobi made-up tales... It's happening to me.

Being jobless at times is a disease, I've been at home for sometime now waiting patiently till when my school will release our result... Along the line I've gone round to check what I can lay my hands to do. since am a newbie to my current environment were I base. at least to keep myself busy instead of doing nothing, upon my research of finding myself a job, I couldn't secure any job , so I went back home and trusting God for a job. I barely go out except I have something important to do outside and were I live is surrounded by married women.... So recently there's dis my neighbor's wife who has been stylishly staring at me and when my eyes caught with hers she will look away and smile. but to me, I didn't read any meaning to that, I thought it was just a normal thing untill recently she confronted me and explain why she as been staring at me and her reasons was that she likes me and want us to be friends,  She was like u know it's been long her hubby's been around and it's always just her and their little girl and she'd want me to come around to keep her company if I'm free like I always cos I hardly go out becuz I have no job. So as a gentle guy, I have been visiting her house for the past 3 days now to discuss and watch some romantic movie with her...so recently, I discovered that she has got so emotionally attached to me even it got to the extent that she keeps calling me on phone unnecessary to visit her and by the time am with her she won't say anything reasonable instead she will start telling me how she misses my absence. so dis morning I decided to visit her and when she saw me she was just smiling althrough while with her and then she started acting weired and I could notice that and i asked her what the problem was, so she open up to me and narrated everything saying that she has been secretly staring at me without I knowing, and what she said that got me scared was when she told me to impregnate her that she likes my facial looks and want her child to take after my look. I just couldn't feel comfortable with her anymore becuz {I no expect say such word fit come out from her mouth} she even promise to compensate me if am able to get her pregnant....I just told her to give me sometime to think about it.
The lady in questions na very beautiful woman, she fine pass Mami water sef and na every man's dream... She has a 5yrs old daughter and her husband is not always at home..
To be candid I think I love her and I can't allow dis offer to pass me by .

I have resigned to my fate and after seeing so many ladies going out to commit adultery I do not bother if my wife bleep outside but she must do it codedly becuz if I catch her na problem.

Right now, my Spirit Is Willing to resists dis temptation but my Flesh no gree.


Abi wetin una think ...... Shey mak I do or make I no do.

why all this long grammar because of pussy,fvck the goddamn pussy and impregnate her at the same time,but don't let the husband catch you but at last all die be die.

mdntiri:
Where did he get the money from? Was that not blood money?

when we are young to be sincere i don't care were the money came from because I know only illegitimate money can be spent carelessly like that,

Kingsley123456:
It was last week Thursday, before my journey to Ekiti for my sister's budgeted wedding, ..couldn't even remember what took my mind to Dammy my Ex girlfriend, the last time we talked was almost one and a half yr ago...after trying 2 to 3 numbers offhand, I got the right contact to her and we talked mostly about life and location,...to my surprised last night when I returned home , we chatted and she asked me if I could afford to impregnate her even without being responsible for the pregnancy and the child, she said "I don't need husband or sugar daddy but I need a baby"
Apart from the fact that she's older than me , I have a 12yr old daughter already, and I have my girlfriend currently (not the mother of my child) so it's obvious I won't marry her, But should I help her? but I'm scared she wouldn't stop on a child , she will need more sooner or later..
Advice me my people, what do I do ?? I know what she's feeling, she's 38yrs old now.

I don't see why not,with the predicted scarcity of men for marriage this will soon be a common scenerio

PeterObi4Presid:
Worry more about whatever infection she has

come on man let's be real,infections cannot pass through sucking,if it does I cannot possibly be alive because I have been specially trained to suck pussy by our mischievous househelps and aunties since I was 10 years old

Islandboi:
My friend asked me to check this codedruns site that I’ll amazed the amount girls on that site charges for sex

. And lo and behold I saw 25k and 30k for a night and I was shocked.

I chatted one up tonight to catch cruise and she was like 30 to 35k for night. I was just laughing.

So my question is do guys really pay that kind of money to girls on coded runs just for sex?

I don't see anything remotely interesting or exciting in paying a girl for sex,it kills off the libido,for me I don't see the joy in fvcking a transactional pussy that has zero percent affection about you,there is nothing interesting about that,

Wagwanbrethren:
Has he ever been to heaven? 🤷‍♂️
There is no logical sense in saying wearing earrings will prevent one from going to heaven. In fact, there is no evidence that heaven exists at all. Therefore, it is irrational to believe that wearing earrings will keep someone from going there.
Simple Sense, mate!

Let's break it down:
1. Wearing earrings will not keep someone from going to heaven.

2. There is no evidence that heaven exists.

3. Even if heaven exists, there is no evidence that wearing earrings would keep someone from going there.

4. There are many other things that are more important than wearing earrings that will keep someone from going to heaven.

5. Wearing earrings does not mean that someone is not a good person.
:Heaven doesn't exist! 🤷‍♂️

The kingdom of God is in the hearts of men

gaby:
Better to leave the useless country.

and which white man country will you not be downgraded as a subhuman being because of the colour of your skin,these people has been generally programmed to see blacks as not equal to them,whatever you do in their eyes we will never be equal,if you want racial equality go back to Africa

Orubebe01:
Wahala wa ooh

Igbo drug
Yoruba skull mining
Hausa terrorism

given the choice of the three I will take drugs,good money and simple economics of demand and supply,instead of butchering a fellow human being to sell the leg for #20k like cow meat

Beebah321:
This generation sha

I weak,