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Mukina2
i have heard about you from granny. How u dey? May I have a share of Love you are spreading?

$$Rhino was right. Why not try from there before you call it quit? It is a step by step process.

I would like to send this out to those of you out there who look down upon yourself as disables. I am very much interested in meeting those around lagos for a very important discursion. I would therefore appreciate it if you could send me the following details to oracle_nj@yahoo.com


NAME IN FULL:
EDUCATION AND COURSE OF STUDY:
LOCAL GOVT:
AGE IF YOU ARE NOT 'AGE-SHY':
EMPLOYMENT STATUS: state whether jobless, employed or self employed
NATURE OF DISABILITY:

I would also appreciate Seun' email especially. Since he need to be informed on something important.

it is my own way of doing something for special people like you. But, I won't do it alone. I do not promise you job PLEASE TAKE NOTE, but something would happen if the communication I am going to have with Seun and other actors sails through. And everything depend upon the grace of God. For now let know the number of the SPECIAL GRADUATES. ONDs NCE may also submit their names not CVs. Those outside Lagos SHOULD WAIT FOR FURTHER NOTICE.


SEUN:
pls take this as very Important. I tried chatting you on your YAHOO, but it seem to be inactive. IM me at oracle_nj

for you who think there is no way, behold the darkest moment you passes through may one day transform into light. And the light of your being would forever glow before the world.

Behold the darkness, yet curse it not. Be the light that so transform it. For your light can do more than illuminate your path. It can light the way for others. Don't look down on yourself. Look the world boldly in faca and say to yourself "NO MATTER HOW HARD IT IS, I AM GOING TO MAKE IT"

smile and keep smilling!

I would like to send this out to those of you out there who look down upon yourself as disables. I am very much interested in meeting those around lagos for a very important discursion. I would therefore appreciate it if you could send me the following details to oracle_nj@yahoo.com


NAME IN FULL:
EDUCATION AND COURSE OF STUDY:
LOCAL GOVT:
AGE IF YOU ARE NOT 'AGE-SHY':
EMPLOYMENT STATUS: state whether jobless, employed or self employed
NATURE OF DISABILITY:

I would also appreciate Seun' email especially. Since he need to be informed on something important.

it is my own way of doing something for special people like you. But, I won't do it alone. I do not promise you job PLEASE TAKE NOTE, but something would happen if the communication I am going to have with Seun and other actors sails through. And everything depend upon the grace of God. For now let know the number of the SPECIAL GRADUATES. ONDs NCE may also submit their names not CVs. Those outside Lagos SHOULD WAIT FOR FURTHER NOTICE.


SEUN:
pls take this as very Important. I tried chatting you on your YAHOO, but it seem to be inactive. IM me at oracle_nj

for you who think there is no way, behold the darkest moment you passes through may one day transform into light. And the light of your being would forever glow before the world.

Behold the darkness, yet curse it not. Be the light that so transform it. For your light can do more than illuminate your path. It can light the way for others. Don't look down on yourself. Look the world boldly in faca and say to yourself "NO MATTER HOW HARD IT IS, I AM GOING TO MAKE IT"

smile and keep smilling!

Hallucination

This is serious!

I hope it won't have a backfire? I mean I won't have to be paying homage or offer palmoil for the devil at Y junctions?

Nigerians vs Nigerians! This is interesting and a stupid war that would exposes every sh*ts in Naija.
I hope Yar'adua is reading this.

Incantation ? I thought u are godly?

He want to fool the elderr on #land. Thank for your observation.

Presido, that is too harsh oo. Irreparable damage.

Let me have a mouthful, so I can live long to see my own grandkids too.

I recommend he start flirting small small if the lady keep flaring her flaming temper. She would see the handwritting on the wall. She either lose you or lose out.

I have been looking for you granny. So you are here giving 'em concoction? Make I comot before dem splash one for my face.

The guy is funny. He reminded me of Lagos: you find two great friends exchanging blows over a dirty Naira note. One oozing blood from his nose, the other had already got a broken skull. Trust Lagos boys, they would clear space for you to fight; to kick and jab until someone drop dead or expired. To them, it is all fun, entertaining. And the winner is, , Before you say OBJ you are languishing in one of the bug infested police cell. Among common criminals. Afterall that is what make Lagos interesting. Welcome to Nairaland!

Acid drop,

I hope this is for real. I am still on asprin though. Maybe I should let you handle the guy O.Y.O. Just remember, he is a gentleman.


Mishoo, take note:

" I retreat and thereby teach her to be victorious as she pursues me. I continually fall back, and in this background movement I teach her to know through me all the powers of erotic love, its turbulent thoughts, its passion, what longing is, and hope, and impatient expectancy."

SOREN KIERKEGAARD.

Let me add that, I teach her to accord the great men of Nairaland their due, gentlemanly tag. I didn't mean jentulumanu or jentumoinmoin oo!

Laudate,
you would have noticed something about me. I hardly generalize on contentious issues especially when I know that it is based on circumstance. My exposure to Islam and christainity make me more liberal and highly tolerant and my relationships with either side of the devide give me more understanding of their doctrine. You can hardly know where I stand unless I tell you.

While it may be right that polygamy sometimes doesn't work. It is equally a fact that monogamy is in itself not free of the sawe problem associated with polygamy. I am not here to propagate polygamy even though I am not into it. I just want to let you know it may in fact be better than monogamy in some instances.

Your judgement of Islam position on polygamy is faulty, and technically defective. I went all the way to read the true position of Islam on this subject, and I was surprised to see how much misinformation is being dissipated even among muslims folks.

My mentor case remain as I put it. Your conclusion is wrong. I had asked more than you even demanded and saw with my own eyes.

Take a tour of countries with predominant muslim population that practice polygamy and countries USA where monogamy is a state law. Take note of the followings:

muslims laws allow for divorce; yet divorce rate is not as prevalence as in the west that tighten law on divorce and legalise monogamy.
Also family value in those countries remains higher than than the west. While I am not a pessimist like you, I conceed that the system had loophole which none of the contributors so far had mentioned. What you have been talking about are things that are equally prevalence in monogamy.

We must never allow our personal preference block our view of the reality.

Laudate,
you would have noticed something about me. I hardly generalize on contentious issues especially when I know that it is based on circumstance. My exposure to Islam and christainity make me more liberal and highly tolerant and my relationships with either side of the devide give me more understanding of their doctrine. You can hardly know where I stand unless I tell you.

While it may be right that polygamy sometimes doesn't work. It is equally a fact that monogamy is in itself not free of the sawe problem associated with polygamy. I am not here to propagate polygamy even though I am not into it. I just want to let you know it may in fact be better than monogamy in some instances.

Your judgement of Islam position on polygamy is faulty, and technically defective. I went all the way to read the true position of Islam on this subject, and I was surprised to see how much misinformation is being dissipated even among muslims folks.

My mentor case remain as I put it. Your conclusion is wrong. I had asked more than you even demanded and saw with my own eyes.

Take a tour of countries with predominant muslim population that practice polygamy and countries USA where monogamy is a state law. Take note of the followings:

muslims laws allow for divorce; yet divorce rate is not as prevalence as in the west that tighten law on divorce and legalise monogamy.
Also family value in those countries remains higher than than the west. While I am not a pessimist like you, I conceed that the system had loophole which none of the contributors so far had mentioned. What you have been talking about are things that are equally prevalence in monogamy.

We must never allow our personal preference block our view of the reality.

Take my hands babe, welcome to the midst of angels.
The victory is yours. Hope you can now allow gentlemen to take their place in your heart.



"what I need is a woman who is something, anything,; either very beautiful or very kind or in the last resort very wicked; very witty or very stupid, but something"- Alfred De Musset.

Is the acid finally going neutral?

Are you serious about this reincanation? Obviously, it is restricted to Nairaland. What about juju, ogun and fetish practices, any affiliation?

You are not interupting. I hope Miss 'Y' would soon get at you. You are obviously afraid of murdering her name.

You are not interupting. I hope Miss 'Y' would soon get at you. You are obviously afraid of murdering his name.

Nope, teacher, you are short of them.
Babeelove, Doyin13, Seun, Millitia, Dimka, Dr Balogun, Aisha2, Omoge et al. You know you are there. Hope, acid drop is reading. I am just a messenger.

I am actually learning from you, KObe. You are one of the best.

I am actually learning from you, KObe. You are one of the best.

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Acid drop,

I am going to explain it to you in quote of Baltasar Gracian;


'' KNOW HOW TO MAKE USE OF STUPIDIY, THERE ARE TIMES WHEN THE HIGHEST WISDOM CONSISTS IN APPEARING NOT TO KNOW, YOU MUST NOT BE IGNORANT BUT CAPABLE OF PLAYING IT, HE WHO POSES AS A FOOL IS NOT A FOOL. THE BEST WAY TO BE WELL RECEIVED BY ALL IS TO CLOTHE YOURSELF IN THE SKIN OF THE DUMBEST BRUTES"


the above capture you my "granny's" positions in contentious issues. Sure, allowance for error exists. That is my own insurance in case of wrong judgement. It is not meant for your consuption.

Yes, relgion can influence the direction and intensity of love IF ONE OR BOTH PARTNER HAS STRONG RELIGIOUS CONVICTION. No matter how strong their LUST which is more often mistaken as LOVE, they would either break up or live without love. The later is possible if there are extraneous factors such as law, money, etc

NO, if they have no conviction in their faiths and if future convert is unrealistic.

Never underestimate the influence of religion on love. You would be shocked.

Yes, relgion can influence the direction and intensity of love IF ONE OR BOTH PARTNER HAS STRONG RELIGIOUS CONVICTION. No matter how strong their LUST which is more often mistaken as LOVE, they would either break up or live without love. The later is possible if there are extraneous factors such as law, money, etc

NO, if they have no conviction in their faiths and if future convert is unrealistic.

Never underestimate the influence of religion on love. You would be shocked.

Flirting is a good tonic for a lonely man. Babeelove is enjoying her peace. Would soon join you.

Sincerely however acid drop is good for you if you are interested. Behind her every negative comments I SEE SOMETHING POSITIVE, however small. She secretly wish every man around her would be a nairalander. She know deep in her heart that those nairaland gentlemen are real. 80% of them. But how would she corner one of them if they remain anonymous? The tactic is to deny their gentlemanliness and force them out of their cocoon. It is working.

But it is not everyone that jump from bed to bed. We have been told you can contract std from toilets.

Just be careful. Acid drop is a camouflage.