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 Politics › Re: Fuel Queues Disappears In Abuja After Jonathan’s Media Chat by olivertwist: 11:24pm On Nov 25, 2012 |
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| Politics › Re: Fuel Queues Disappears In Abuja After Jonathan’s Media Chat by olivertwist: 11:23pm On Nov 25, 2012 |
A nation that is afraid to let its people judge the truth and falsehood in an open market is a nation that is afraid of its people. John F. Kennedy 1 Like |
| Politics › Re: The Top Oil Producing States. Based On Revenue. by olivertwist: 10:37pm On Nov 25, 2012 |
Standing5: I am sure if the SE should invest their land involved in this oil in Palm oil business they will get more money from it. N301m won't even fix common pipeline distroyed in a week.100 likes 1 Like |
| Crime › Re: Unizik VC Emeritus Kidnapped In Enugu by olivertwist: 10:12pm On Nov 25, 2012 |
[quote author=GARRI (x7)]Nobody is above the law.... Nobody is above kidnapping.... This aint news....[/quote]True talk my bro. Nothing is new in Nigeria, afterall President Yaradua was kidnapped for months by the so called 'CABAL'. GEJ should keep watching his back or else. |
| Politics › Re: N5tn Stolen Under Jonathan –Investigation by olivertwist: 9:12pm On Nov 25, 2012 |
NO AMOUNT OF CRYING CAN DELIVER US FROM THESE SET OF EVIL CORRUPT OFFICERS AND THEIR NAIRALAND AGENTS....UNTIL WE SAY ENOUGH IS ENOUGH TO THESE THIEVES, THEY'LL CONTINUE TO TAKE US ALL FOR 'MUMU'. |
| Politics › Re: N5tn Stolen Under Jonathan –Investigation by olivertwist: 8:50pm On Nov 25, 2012 |
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dMWUS1W_ITc&desktop_uri=%2Fwatch%3Fv%3DdMWUS1W_ITc 1 Like |
| Christianity Etc › Re: Private Jet Is A Necessity And Not A Luxury - Pastor Ayo Oritsejafor by olivertwist: 8:34pm On Nov 25, 2012 |
zig2ryme04: John 1:35-39- Jesus had a home, large enough to have overnight guests.A liar begins with making falsehood appear like truth, and ends with making truth itself appear like falsehood. William Shenstone |
| Politics › Re: Our Commitment To Rebuilding Lagos Is Paying-Off - Fashola by olivertwist: 1:19pm On Nov 24, 2012 |
shymexx: I don't want to derail the thread, but Rochas, Chime, Amaechi etc. should NEVER be in the same sentence with Fashola....Taking states population and resources into consideration, We can only start to appreciate the achievements of Fashola by combining the achievements of his counterparts from Rivers + Akwa Ibom + Bayelsa + Imo + Enugu + Ebonyi + Anambra + Abia. |
| Politics › Re: Our Commitment To Rebuilding Lagos Is Paying-Off - Fashola by olivertwist: 11:53am On Nov 24, 2012 |
Gbawe: Folks like you and Afam4eva demonstrate, without even realising it, the inferiority complex and bad belle many Nigerians suffer from. If some are happy with their governor and always happy to praise and celebrate him publicly, why does that rankle folks like you to the extent you always have to begin 'd.1ck comparison' via talking of Ameachi, Akpabio and Rochas on a thread concerning Fashola?100 Likes 1 Like |
| Politics › Re: Lawyers In The House. How Can We Curb The Excesses Of Lagos State Goverment by olivertwist: 1:36am On Nov 24, 2012 |
“Good people do not need laws to tell them to act responsibly, while bad people will find a way around the laws” ― Plato |
| Politics › Re: Lawyers In The House. How Can We Curb The Excesses Of Lagos State Goverment by olivertwist: 1:35am On Nov 24, 2012 |
“The kind of man who demands that government enforce his ideas is always the kind whose ideas are idiotic.” ― H.L. Mencken |
| Politics › Re: Interview With Founder Of SaharaReporters Omoyele Sowore by olivertwist: 1:19am On Nov 24, 2012 |
Sahara Reporters = the “Wikileaks of Africa”. The Lord is your muscle   ...Keep exposing the thieves. 3 Likes |
| European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Alex Ferguson's Statue Unveiled At Old Trafford by olivertwist: 10:49pm On Nov 23, 2012 |
Arsenal unveiled Arsene Wenger's statue last year. Man Utd unveils Sir Alex Ferguson Chelsea next to unveil   |
| Politics › Re: More Money For Food At Aso Rock - Presidency To Senate by olivertwist: 3:56pm On Nov 23, 2012 |
We also heard that the reason why the top Lapdog (Beaf) has been missing in action on NL, since he was crushed by one Mr. Gbawe's {SAN} Hummer Jeep car, is bcoz of the inability of the SENATE to approve the new budget on time hence, the top GEJ's lapdog had no choice than to remain in a Vet hospital near Aso Rock until further notice. |
| Politics › Re: More Money For Food At Aso Rock - Presidency To Senate by olivertwist: 3:36pm On Nov 23, 2012 |
I guess the N35 Milllion animal feed allowance is for GEJ's 40+ 'LAP DOGS' on NL. **Watchout, they'll soon come out to defend & justify their feed allowance in a bit** |
| Politics › Re: House Of Reps Member Arrested For Driving Against Traffic by olivertwist: 1:10pm On Nov 23, 2012 |
If this had happened in Lagos State, we'd have been talking of about 15-20 pages by now. Where are NL HYPOCRITES. |
| Politics › Re: FG To Rebuild Bombed UN Building With N5.2bn by olivertwist: 11:37am On Nov 23, 2012 |
I won't be surprised at all if they had budgeted N50Billlion to repair the building. But I'm really SHOCKED to see the number of NLs who were shocked about this. Infact, I dare to call you a 'MUMU' if you were SHOCKED just bcoz GEJ is using N5.2Billion to REPAIR the UN building. Is it your money? So why are you all shouting, angry, yelling, crying, cursing & screaming on NL. The money belongs to the ELITES & their families {including their unborn children}. They will be doing you a big favour if they build any infrastructure for you. ENJOY THE FRESH AIR |
| Politics › Re: Obafemi Awolowo: When Will They Let The Name Go by olivertwist: 12:53pm On Nov 22, 2012 |
afam4eva: I live in the SW and i'm a Nigerian and so whatever falls into these jurisdictions concerns me.** ** ** I agree with you bro. If I'm in your shoes, I'll just pack my bags & baggages & leave the SW for my village/town/city in SE where no one will sing the name of OBAFEMI AWOLOWO in my ears apart from the name of Odumegwu Ojukwu. 8 Likes |
| Politics › Re: Nigerian Economy Not Growing - Sanusi by olivertwist: 9:33pm On Nov 21, 2012 |
Dee60: EVERY DAY FOR THE THIEF ONE DAY FOR THE OWNER! IT MAY NOT BE THAT EASY NEXT TIME.....True talk bro.. |
| Politics › Re: Nigerian Economy Not Growing - Sanusi by olivertwist: 7:03pm On Nov 21, 2012 |
Sanusi: Nigerian Economy Not Growing Olivertwist: Sir, have got some simple steps to make Nigerian Economy grow Sanusi: OK, go on I have no time my friend Olivertwist: Alright Sir. They are: 1} add some fertilizer to the economy 2} water the economy (ensure you don't over-water it) 3} remove every weed around the economy that are preventing it to grow 4} lastly, this one is not for free Mr CBN governor Sir. Sanusi: Why? Olivertwist: Emn, did you just ask for my bank a/c number Sir Sanusi: You are not serious my friend. Will you get out of my office? Olivertwist: So.. so.. so.. sorry Sir. It's just a joke. Just trying to make you laugh as I observed that you are not happy. Sanusi: Okay, Sit down. You see, I'm a very practical man. If this your simple policy works for Nigeria, you'll automatically get an oil block in Anambra state, $1 million, a duplex house in Maitama with swimming pool and a hired private jet for 3 months to travel around the world. Olivertwist: Thank you very much Sir. Sanusi: You are welcome. You'll have to excuse me now as I have a meeting to attend to. Olivertwist: Okay Sir. But Sir, pls dont say I'm asking for too much. Can I have some upfront payment Sir...You know, just to relax for now. And, I won't mind if..if..if Sanusi: 'If what' my friend? Olivertwist: If you can put my picture on the propose N5,000 note and... Sanusi: cuts in...My friend, if you don't get out of my office before I open my eyes... thunder will fire you |
| European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Rafael Benitez To Be Appointed As Chelsea New Boss by olivertwist: 4:57pm On Nov 21, 2012 |
The juicest football coaching job in the world is at Chelsea. Just sign a £2.5Million per year contract with Abramovic for 3years {i.e £2.5M X 3} = £7.5M and get sacked after 3 months and, you don HAMMER. No wonder Di Matteo keeps smiling. Sharp guy. LOL 1 Like |
| Politics › Re: Nigerian Economy Not Growing - Sanusi by olivertwist: 3:42pm On Nov 21, 2012*. Modified: 6:19pm On Nov 21, 2012 |
Alright. Now I understand.This is a kind of preparation for what is coming in January. The usual tactic. Mallam Sanusi will say economy is not growing. Madam Ngozi will say govt cannot meet its targets bcoz of lack of fund. Madam Deiziani - the minister of petroleum will ask for removal of oil subsidy, the President will announce the increase of petroleum price & the removal of oil subsidy saying, it is the only means by which he can build infrastructures. The National Assembly & Governors will lie & deny being part of the fuel increment. The NLC will call for a national strike. There'll be war on NL. After few days of strike, armoured tanks will be rolled out in Lagos & probably Kano while some other states will 'sit down dey look' what the outcome will be. They'll even call their fellow brothers who are protesting 'FOOLS'. Fast forward, few days later, three or more protesters will be shot dead in Lagos in order to scare protesters away but nothing will happen. Then, the FG will call for a meeting btw the NLC leaders & govt reps around 2.00 a.m in Aso Rock Villa. Money in $$$ will change hands. NLC will agree with govt terms. Everyone will pop champaigne, smile & take a group picture. Next, the NLC leader in a press conference will tell Nigerians {civil servants or not} that he had come to a compromise with the FG and agreed to dance to the tune of the FG thereby killing the morale of the protesters. One-by-one, the protesters go back to their various homes, down-casted & disappointed. The next day, work resume. And the cycle continues. 1 Like |
| Politics › Re: Nigerian Economy Not Growing - Sanusi by olivertwist: 1:36pm On Nov 21, 2012*. Modified: 6:20pm On Nov 21, 2012 |
Mallam Sanusi you Lied! How dare you say Nigeria economy is just growing @ 6.48% rate? Pls change it to 99.9% growth rate. We have the money.We spend N1.34Billion to feed our dear president. The Fed Executive & National Assembly gets good salaries, allowances running into billions for clothing, newspapers, security, health, car, foreign trips, furniture, housing etc for doing good jobs. Our economy is booming. No debt. We are not borrowing instead we lend. Our reserves are all time high. No corruption. No armed robberies. Our Niger Delta militants are well paid. Boko Haram wants to dialogue. Good roads everywhere, high rate of employment, good power, good health, good education, cheap telecomms, good security network, best police and judiciary. We are the giant of Afrika, the envy of the world, the land of the rising sun...Oops, 'wetin I dey talk sef'. |
| Politics › Re: Fulani Herdsmen Ra.pe Newly Wed In Ogun by olivertwist: 12:20pm On Nov 21, 2012 |
This is why some sane people are calling for state policing. We can't continue to leave the security of human lives & properties in the hands of Dogs, Cattles & Pigs for politic's sake. |
| Politics › Re: Hon Farouk Cleared Of Any Wrong-doing by olivertwist: 11:25pm On Nov 20, 2012 |
'The Ethics Committee of the Federal House of Representatives have today Cleared Hon. Farouk Lawan of bribery allegation against him'.Okay. So, what sayest thou 'JudiSHAREy' and 'Executhieve' about this clearance? Will thou continue to look the other way? God punish you all . |
| Politics › Re: Hon Farouk Cleared Of Any Wrong-doing by olivertwist: 10:50pm On Nov 20, 2012 |
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dMWUS1W_ITc&desktop_uri=%2Fwatch%3Fv%3DdMWUS1W_ITc |
| Politics › Re: BPP Certifies Manitoba Contract by olivertwist: 10:10pm On Nov 20, 2012 |
Comedy unlimited  |
| Politics › Re: LASG To Seize Vehicles Parked On Sidewalk by olivertwist: 9:38pm On Nov 20, 2012 |
Sanity (from Latin: sānitās) refers to the soundness, rationality and healthiness of the human mind, as opposed to insanity. A person is sane if he/she is rational. Insanity, craziness or madness is a spectrum of behaviors characterized by certain abnormal mental or behavioral patterns. Insanity on the other hand may manifest as violations of societal norms, including a person becoming a danger to themselves or others, though not all such acts are considered insanity. In modern usage insanity is most commonly encountered as an informal unscientific term denoting mental instability, or in the narrow legal context of the insanity defense. In the medical profession the term is now avoided in favor of diagnoses of specific mental disorders; the presence of delusions or hallucinations is broadly referred to as psychosis. When discussing mental illness in general terms, "psychopathology" is considered a preferred descriptor. In English, the word "sane" derives from the Latin adjective sanus meaning "healthy". The phrase "mens sana in corpore sano" is often translated to mean a "healthy mind in a healthy body". From this perspective, insanity can be considered as poor health of the mind, not necessarily of the brain as an organ (although that can affect mental health), but rather refers to defective function of mental processes such as reasoning. Now, I fully understand why some people on NL prefer the status quo in Lagos.   |
| Politics › Re: Goodluck Jonathan Is Like A Disease by olivertwist: 4:21pm On Nov 20, 2012 |
Unless there's a military coup {which I doubt}, the best we can all do is to reduce the collateral damage{s} that'll be caused by GEJ's leadership,at least until 2015. Remember,if we point a finger at GEJ, the remaining four would be directed back at us. We asked for it & we rightly deserved what we've got. Let's deal with it. |
| Politics › Re: Goodluck Jonathan Is Like A Disease by olivertwist: 4:08pm On Nov 20, 2012*. Modified: 8:58pm On Nov 20, 2012 |
One MuMu {GEJ} X 200 Million MuMus {Nigerians} = 200 Million MuMus https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dMWUS1W_ITc&desktop_uri=%2Fwatch%3Fv%3DdMWUS1W_ITc |
| Politics › Re: LASG To Seize Vehicles Parked On Sidewalk by olivertwist: 2:42pm On Nov 20, 2012 |
Alpet: What fashola did was right, "we all know the right thing to do, the hard part is doing it". We know dat parking by the road side is at risk and has even caused alot of accidents nd traffic jam. But what I expect form BRF is to construct public garage.** * * ** Right on point bro. But I don't think it's the job of the Gov to build public garages in every local council of the state. I think this is a very good means by which L.G councils can generate revenue like it's done abroad. Also private investors could take advantage of this huge opportunity. |
| Politics › Re: LASG To Seize Vehicles Parked On Sidewalk by olivertwist: 2:04pm On Nov 20, 2012 |
Gov. Fashola, pls continue to lay a firm foundation for Lagos state with the BRICKS that haters are throwing at you. TIME will TELL. Eko o ni baje. |
