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Lots of committed people with commendable peseverance in the house. That's wonderful!

No crime at all, unless of course that guy thinks it's better to have a guy-girlfriend I guess.

190:
yes its a crime ooh
with a 27yr jail punishable offence~~

My punishment go plenty pass be that.

which one of the partners?

Encouraging a shy guy? Hmmm, I think if U just showed him U like having him around and U enjoy being around him would do. Smile, show excitement, voice some jealousy when there's an "intruder" in Ur midst. Talk to him a lot about anything and everything. Speak softly to him.

Lots of ways. Heading out now. Later.

LOVE.4BUG:
na waooooooooooooooooo my own small shaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

So luv em the way they are cos god knew exacty what good things He had in mind forming them so.

I'll try to not be biased here cos indirectly this concerns me.

Hmmm, tell ur friend U myt want to engage her folks in a classical standoff, cowboy style. The think is if their love is real and her idmoa guy has the stamina to wait it out, the folks myt come to accept him. How far is Calabar from Benue sef ehn?

Is the guy broke? Tell him to earn some bar, I mean good money Nyafu nyafu, then go and re-present himself to them again if he already has.

LOVE.4BUG:
who be this Onchedu sef? abeg i wan meet am

A computer program designed by a team of programmers to respond to topics that interest them while they are busy trying to figure out if there's life on Mars.

Hmmm, My girl tells me she loves me first. That could be a tricky one. Good thing is it's easy for me to tell when it's a lie or it's true, then again I don't take words as serious as I take actions. U love me? I love U too.

The best thing that can happen in such a situation for me is we're on the same track and she only beat me to it. When the "feelings" are mutual.

No degrees in that field whatsoever. Just personal research. At the end of the day I learnt even been "complete" doesnt guarantee U love or acceptance. Sometimes it's healthy to be incomplete.

Thanks for ur compliment.

Thanks @Dan G.

So U r down south huh?

I can always sleep in a different room can't I?

Only chose the lesser of two "evils"

There is more to us as living beings than a body, and all of us is neatly knit together to form us, so much so altering one part of us affects the harmony of us with us and with the world we live in.

Every lock has it's key and one man's meat is another man's poison.

Lets not even go into giving examples of how altering ourselves can affect our lives and our relationships with those we love and those that love us too.

PS: Idowugbo, first sentence from my last post was urs.

Haba it's not like that o. it's just we are discussing a very sensitive issue that many people in their private lives kill themselves over.

Every man wonders about the size of his appendge sometime and if the wondering leads to a seeding of negative emotions and psychological imbalance, whether he in reality has a tool that could be tagged "every woman's" desire, he'd still perform poorly.

The media doesnt help issues and the way girls make a big deal about size are strong reasons why some men under perform in bed with their spouses or shy away from sex with those they should be having it.

The female birth canal at rest averages 4 inches and by necessity can stretch in width to accommodate what is entering it or coming out of it. Furthermore the most sensitive parts of it are the outer 1/3 portion where the nerve endings are densely found, besides the love nob. The muscular tissue can be "trained" to clamp on a cylindrical object as slender in circumference as a normal sized pencil (though rome is still not built in a day) and can be expanded from that to accommodate a man's hand or a baby's whole body.

*Pls ladies read up as much as u can on kegel exercises and ur anatomy.*

As for the breasts again why won't we just take proper care of what we have and age gracefully? Women waste money on breast enlargening creams and some go as far as getting surgical implants to make their bosoms looking bigger but not necessarily better. Apart from pron stars I don't know any man that likes fake looking breasts that don't have character or natural "mood swings." So what U have breasts that arent as larges a Iyabos' but U sure have one heck of a bum Iyabo can't get even by surgery.

In the long run we should be working on our character cos when the bosy starts ageing the only thing that gives it appeal is the character and beauty that comes from within.

Idowuogbo:
@post
yeye pikin
for d gal bosom enlargement
for d guy i hear of wan drug mps( maniless pumping steriod)
hope i helped sha

Steriods? Ever notice how those body builders with outrageously rippling bodies have rather disproportionate and rather small appendages no matter how much they pad it.

If people are use the sizes they see on tv to measure theirs have U also noticed how things appear larger on screen depending on the kind of camera used and the angle the shots are taken from? Even we think we sound different on tape.

There's this rave going around the world that the size of a man's thing can be enlarged. Forget the people marketing products that claim to do just that, whether pills or devices or creams or what have U, Sit down with a sound anatomist or physiologist or doctor and let that person explain to U the composition of tissues that make up the male sexual appendage. Are there more muscles that can be exercised or dosed with steroids to expand and enlarge or are there more nerves which do not change much in structure or arrangement?

Lets stop looking the wrong way when it comes to size, A woman's sexual receptacle is more easily in shape and size to accommodate the man's tool. It is more of a muscular vessel than a tissue. Te tissues there are localized in density and arrangement in certain areas for good reasons.

Anyway about the breast talk, I'd like to say that what ever the shape and size of a woman's breast, there are guys and even girls that would appreciate them enough and even think they are the best in the world. We need to start focusing on the right things.

Nature endows us with the shapes sizes and looks of features on our body so we can narrow our search down to help us find or be found by the right people and not just anybody. altering those things to suit what the world around us defines as better exposes us to negative attention which the rest of us myt not be prepared to handle.

If U have small breasts or average sized breasts or droppy breasts, some guy somewhere would say "Damn, she has the most perfect tits I've seen" or just not be into breasts enough to care. Nature is also fair and when it denies U something it replaces it with something better that usually suits Ur personality more than what is common.

The most violent and destructive volcanic eruptions are usually those that occur in volcanoes that have appeared dormant for years. The buld up is gradually and the trigger is suppressed. When it finally can't contain the pressures any more, the eruptions are on a destructive scale.

I embrace conflicts and look beyond them. If we don't disagree over anything then there's definitely something wrong somewhere or one or both of us is just living for the moment and nothing more.

Iron sharpeneth Iron and diamonds are rubbed to polish them to the perfect finish. Silver is forged in fire as is gold, Steel goes thru very high temperature to better it's desirable properties.

Even getting along all the time just like that without having a history of managed frictions is a sign that all's not well.

Snoring can be managed, nagging? damn thats something else. I'd rather a woman that snores 10x than one that nags and just won't quit.

Who wants to keep people that don't want to keep them? Love Ur neighbour as Urself.

Why don't U bring the topic here for us to discuss.

Hear the name sef: Sample.

What kind of man goes to a car shop to buy a car and ends up test driving every brand available if not a confused and undecided or immature man that thinks once something is free he has not choice but to have it.

U fit go Ferrari show room tell them say u wan test drive all the available models? Dem go just vex for U cos Ur not classy enough to drive one of their products.

Used car sales men sef go vex for U.

it's good that a man knows what he wants and isn't distracted by freebies.

A chronic case of Self-mugurization.

Let me ask U a question: Imagine telling Ur wife that U intend spending 75% of Ur savings on her. If na correct wife how U think say she go look U?

ronniesarl:
I knew him in school, loved playing with ladies, especially the beautiful ones. Always finds faults in them,
now crying for advice on how to get the right girl to marry. how do i help him?

So where here did U say he was a cousin?

lol @ the guy who screamed "Murderers" above.

To think I was blunt. hehehehehe

A deceptive lesbian in an expensive "costume" pretending to be a man. I don't blame the wife.

So victim number what would U like to be? I can see U r next on his agenda.