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lalasticlala:
Omawumi Turns 39 Today



https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Omawumi

Asianjollof007:
Ashewo

1000trillion:
Wetin we go call this thing now...Yansh or Bum bum or Ukwu

This girl go get odour with her okirika stone pant

robosky02:
https://m.facebook.com/chyflexofficial/photos/a.125925315788798/280045457043449/?type=3

wpadmin:
I am still trying to understand how this got to front page.

daddymummy:
This experience took place when I sat in front of female soldiers inside a luxurious night bus.

Because they are soldiers, the back seat was closed so that they were sitting at the very end.

As in, they took over all the back seat, and the space that remained behind them was closed, because a civilian must not sit behind a soldier.

It is a soldier that is supposed to sit behind a civilian, not the other way round.

You know soldiers prefer the back seat in a luxurious bus.

All the soldiers there were females who just returned to their base in Kano, after their pass had expired.

A fair female soldier started saying she needed banana.

She said it several times.

She asked me if I could give her banana.

I could not decipher if she meant real banana or the other banana.

Because she is a soldier,it could be dangerous to assume she needed the other banana,if that was not what she meant.

She told me several times that she needed banana.

I wanted to buy her banana by the road side but she just laughed and said I should not.

She told other female soldiers around that I am a well behaved somebody.

She and another soldier gave me okpa which I ate.

So from Aba to Kano,I was not at ease, not knowing what to expect and fearing that she might think I am shunning her,if she actually meant the other banana, without me accepting to give it to her.

But I am very disciplined and cannot easily fall into sexual immorality, even if she had clearly told me she wanted sex.

But I really liked her after I heard her telling a story of how she and some female soldiers were sent to a location to guide.

She said she gathered all the females in the location and asked them to lie down on the ground while she spared only the males.

She said that she and the other female soldiers later "broke the legs" of all the women as they laid on the ground.

She said she did so to show the females there that she was better than them.

She said most men in that location fell in love with her and the other female soldiers after seeing their (the female soldiers) superiority over their women.

She said some males there left their fiancee and got engaged to the female soldiers which has resulted in about 10 of the female soldiers marrying from that location.

She said one truth which I read before in a psychological book: Many men will leave their fiancee for a woman who is able to show superiority over their fiancee.

If she had asked me to marry her after saying this,I would have accepted immediately.

Because from all her statements,I was able to see that she respect males unlike most women who see men as objects of disrespect and insult.

I later arrived Kano without any issues.

reportminds:
Popular blogger Linda Ikeji shares cute snaps of her son, Jayce.


According to her, Jayce collected her phone and took the pictures by himself. The mother of one went ahead to credit her little baby for doing a good job in the selfies.

http://www.reportminds.com/2021/04/linda-ikeji-shares-cute-selfies-her-3.html?m=1


Cc lalasticlala, seun, mynd44

Romanoff:
She said she has a large uterus.

Kudos to her, all that matters is healthy baby and a healthy mother.

BlessedNuel:
Local
man is just speechless on top dx matter

Sophiebabe85:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TwDU00qLL6g

Laura Ikeji finally did a permanent pointed nose surgery



https://www.instagram.com/p/CNaf9Vpn8Ca/?igshid=1r9qnsgbac7gj

beejaay:
seriously i have been trying to for a long time but cant seem to...i really wanna leave anything naija news, its always full of stupidity and irrationality with mumu people dropping crazy comments

iamadonis2:
You sound really wise and mature. The kinda orientation someone would have obtained from either traveling to a few other societies or socializing with upwardly mobile individuals

HonNL:
SOURCE

iamadonis2:
It’s not about the job right now. I strongly believe life is to be lived on the premise of doing what makes you happy. Apparently he’s been unhappy for 7 years.

That’s too long a time to feel like you can’t control the course of your life, or make new decisions.

When a man wants to help himself [and find his destiny], the whole universe conspires to help him. It’s called “Beginners luck”.

iamadonis2:
7 years? You’ve been feeling helpless for 7 years and you stayed put? Nah nah

You’ve been consumed by fear. Purge that fear and you’ll begin to see the world as your oyster.

gnykelly:
you are not in love with her. you infatuated by her father wealth.

go and masturbate twice you will be OK.

elizabeth24:
A Young lady has taken on her Twitter page to cry over the death of her Boyfriend who died on her while they were have sex.

The lady identified as Mrs Smeg disclosed that her lover died on top of her while they were engaged in intercourse.


According to Her, she stated that she doesn’t know how to explain to his mum the circumstances surrounding her son’s death.

She wrote:

“My boyfriend died on top of me last night. I’m unable to breathe How do I even begin to explain how he died . His mother wants answers I do not have. “My s*x addiction will come to a stand still after this. Can’t stand a man on top of me anymore. S*x has become traumatizing for me .”

Read more here: https://www.elizabethblog.com.ng/2021/04/my-boyfriend-died-on-top-of-me-during-sex-lady-cries-out-on-social-media.html

Iamdbull:
Girls can be Petty Sha. Na so this girl come my side, I come go meet am for where bike drop her. As I reach the place I jam boys for there and those niggas too dey tax me when they see me, me wey my music never blow. As I no get money to give them na so I bone face go pick the babe, she one hug me I just drag am commot I no one look anybody face because na billing go follow. We got home not up to 10min babe talk say she dey comot, but you just enter na why you dey comot so early, she insisted on leaving, na so she comot ooo. I come call her say why you leave like that. Na their she come bust me say me " am ashamed of her in public but I can lash her in private " na so I try explain to am ooo say na because of those boy na him make me strong face, she no believe ooo chaiiiiii. Small change wey I no wan arrange for boys don make me loose my breakfast. Stinginess no good. Make I check whether my Vaseline remain jaree.

jawalis:
A twitter user “ bthemovent” has taken to his page some pictures taken on a date with his female bestie. Twitter users has come for the both asking what kind of friendship it could be. While some sees nothing wrong in it, other viewed it as totally unacceptable. What’s your take on it. Can you allow your boyfriend or girlfriend go on a date with so called bestie and end up this way?

ONUTOPSY:
This is a planned work between she and her husband.

Jah1:
Lady accuses her husband of kicking her out just because she tattooed Tinubu on her back..

You recall a woman who tattoo the great politician Asiwaju Bola Hammed Tinubu face on her back ?.

Well their sis another breaking news about the woman. She came to her page on social media to cry out on how her husband chased her out of the house.

She cries out in her page recently claims that the tattoo she did on her back has caused havoc in her marriage and she was been sent out of the house.

Meanwhile, this breaking news has cause alot of controversy among Nigerians and has drop comment of different kind.

Wahala be like Bicycle!!! “My husband has chased me out of the house because of the Tattoo” - Nigerian Woman Who tattooed Tinubu’s face on her Back Cries out

WATCH VIDEO


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4ApeJmouLLc


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WwA9QQS_v5s



https://mobile.twitter.com/AyokunmiBabato1/status/1378798857056878594



https://mobile.twitter.com/AyokunmiBabato1/status/1377224556876869639

Islie:
Buhari's Driver Detained By DSS For Tricking President To Sign Fraudulent Multi-million Naira Deal Document Dies



https://saharareporters.com/2021/04/06/breaking-buharis-driver-detained-dss-tricking-president-sign-fraudulent-multi-million

Playloaded:
Taking to social media to narrate her experience, Jane revealed that the man blatantly declined to pay for what she ate, saying he would only settle his own bill.

https://playloaded.com.ng/wp-content/uploads/2021/04/meal4_PLAYLOADED.COM.jpg

A Nigerian lady identified as Jane on Twitter has lamented after she went on a date with a man and he told her he can't pay for what she ate.

Taking to social media to narrate her experience, Jane revealed that the man blatantly declined to pay for what she ate, saying he would only settle his own bill.

She revealed that she only requested for a plate of fish pepper soup, grilled chicken, rice and drinks.

The lady shared;


See Reactions Below;
"@OtuStephanie1: An Igbo guy I went on a movie date with…..buh it was fine cause I paid for 2 different movies that day, and he paid for his too………when the date was done, I blocked him everywhere. It’s no crime if he tells me to come with my money, imagine I wasn’t with my card.

@EginOfficial: This should have been agreed upon before setting out. What if you don’t have cash on you?

@white_wears: Lol. Why invite her on a date if you can’t pay for her food. Except she ate too much tho. Is it not normal?

@blaqcrystal_: That’s why you need money and you eat what you can pay for, no be every guy get sense"

https://playloaded.com.ng/i-went-on-a-date-with-a-guy-and-he-told-me-he-cant-pay-for-what-i-ate-nigerian-lady/

Laos1:
Senator Sani Sehu recently reacted to the Oduduwa's Republic Twitter handle that they are one and no need for separation.

He posted on the Oduduwa's Twitter page saying.
We want you in a United Nigeria.God & Lugard hath put us together,don’t tear us asunder.We should be for better for worse.Stop filling 4 divorce.Embrace the ideology of YORULANI;Yoruba & Fulani are One.I have joined your handle and I hope you wunt block me;Amala & Fura are One.

https://twitter.com/ShehuSani/status/1379383582356033536?s=19[/quote]The man is such a joker.

We will soon hear Igbolani..
Ijawlani..
Ibibiolani..
Isokolani..

In fact Lani has suffered. She will soon replace Funke in all those comedy skit shouts.

sarrki:
https://thenationonlineng.net/ex-governors-senators-own-130-dubai-assets/?

RuddyFusion:
Look at his oversize coat


Why appoint an IGP when one including VP were both at Owerri


Something is not right with this ......

sammyj:
This is getting out of hand. Bubu should have nominated an Easterner to soften the heart of the so called unknown gunmen ravaging the region. This would have also brought about balance in the security hierarchy from all the regions !!! I pity Buhari and his weak nepostic tendencies !!!

Islie:
28 countries granted pardon



https://thenationonlineng.net/imf-excludes-nigeria-from-debt-relief/

badcurrent:
I saw an alien invasion on Earth. Myself and my family inside our car going home, then I looked out the window to the sky and saw a massive space ship entering into the earth atmosphere, everyone on earth saw it, and people started running, I was curious so I looked again and I saw a second space ship way more bigger than the first time overing the sky with a Clock under it, the clock was set to one of these 9:50/55, 10:50/55, 11:50/55, 12:50/55,( I use these four time sets because I wasn't exactly sure what I was hearing or seeing, but it was evening, and everyone was returning home when all these happened). After seeing the second ship I urge my entire family to leave the car and run into the house because we well already very close to our home, we all ran into the house with a few strangers because I didn't want to much people in our house for security reasons. I made sure every one was settled, but my mind kept telling me to look outside because I was missing the details of what was happening, so I went to the kitchen took up arms and peep through the window. I heard people screaming at the height of their voices, I saw birds flying in disarray and in chaos, then I saw beasts in Dragon heads everywhere, one saw me and came breaking through the kitchen window, I fought it off with the Axe with me, other try come as well I fought them off same way too, then suddenly I woke up.

This vision was so real I felt like it was a real life experience, the only thing missing was my usual panic I usually experience when in a vision, this means this is a very future event, something I may not experience in my life time.

I.g- @badcurrent

Luckydubby7:
Hmm
Who is milking lagos