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TravelRe: Migrating From Nigeria To Mexico And To Canada by optimusprime2(m): 4:40pm On Jan 11, 2021
mogbolade39317:
What if she stayed in Mexico for about 5years an get citizenship by this she can apply to canada.
You said it like it's beans and Garri grin ... lemme give you a tip, the moment an individual makes it to the point of obtaining citizenship of a country, then genuinely, there will be something that legit binds you to that country ...

I have come in contact with people that thought they could do something of the sort, but apparently turned out they fell in love with the country, got caught up and couldn't leave indefinitely.
E.g
1. A good paying job/profession is capable of making you a citizen upon time.
2. Marriage, Children and family et al
3. Superb mastery of the local language
4. Community involvement
5. Ownership of valuable assets or property
6. Large-scale investments/ Capital shares
Etc...

So the real question is, what if she stays in Mexico and any 1 of the 6 options applied to her Citizenship, what happens... Will she ignore any of them on a blink, because of Canada?

So it really doesn't work like that
FamilyRe: Nigeria Ranks 2nd Highest In Paternity Fraud In The World by optimusprime2(m): 10:44pm On Jan 10, 2021
Son of man, the fear of Naija women is the beginning of wisdom grin
TravelRe: Can I Move To Canada With 500k to 700k? by optimusprime2(m):
lovecares34:
Guys I want to know if 500k to 700k can take me to Canada. I want to leave immediately. I am a B.Sc holder in Business Admin.

I want to work and do my business there.
Is it possible to get to Canada with such amount? How pls if its possible.
700,000NGN as at today's exchange rate is approximately about 1700USD.

Your flight ticket alone would potentially consume 80% - 85% (if not more or all of it entirely) of that amount especially in this covid era.

Now that's just one part of the whole process... you get the point right?

If you want to apply as a student or for one of the immigration programs, you would need to come up with better.
TravelRe: Why Bringing A Spouse Abroad Goes Wrong by optimusprime2(m): 3:57am On Jan 09, 2021
Iyajelili:
Abi? Enough of this abroad stuff for people like us wey get 10million kobo for account
#clears throat... so,
Converting kobo naira, where 100kobo=1Naira
10,000000 kobo= 100,000NGN

Enough to take you from lagos to Cotonou- Benin Republic... no be abroad be that? wink
Abeg stop to dey form... anybody can go abroad
TravelRe: Why Bringing A Spouse Abroad Goes Wrong by optimusprime2(m): 11:17pm On Jan 08, 2021
Drenimarcus:
In this age, only a fool will scam people for papers to bring a Nigerian lady over. I can not wrap my head on that. There was a case of a guy who petitioned for his wife from naija(been married for 2 years or 3 i think), she waited till she got the visa, came in and got the 10 years right away,changed her address on file and sent "mr man" divorce papers. Keep bringing them over and they will keep absconding here. Muntula set of people.
grin
You'd be surprised, you'd be surprised...
HealthRe: Educate Me On How To Stop My Boxers From Smelling by optimusprime2(m): 10:28pm On Jan 07, 2021
grin
TravelRe: The Agony Of Passport Expiration In Vietnam by optimusprime2(m): 11:34pm On Jan 06, 2021
Maureenho:
We have two Embassies in Vietnam and non of them is issuing passport. They are always at the mercy of Nigerian Embassy in Malaysia. A lot of us who are genuinely working are at edge of loosing our work because of issue of expired passport.

Staying a day after ones visa expiration in Vietnam is 5 years entry sanction. Why can’t Nigeria immigration Service do non-appearance passport for those their passports have expired like other African countries here in Vietnam.

Most of the African countries don’t even have Embassies much more a passport desk here but they never lack any basic service from their government. My Ghanaian and Uganda friends are not shaken at all by this pandemic limitations and expiring passport wahala. My Ghanaians friend sent their copy of their expiring passports to their High Commission in Malaysia and all their passport were done and sent back to them through DHL.

Ours is a different ball game even when we have our finger prints and details in the immigration database. Most countries don't have issues with their own Embassies even when the Embassies are not sited here. They are 100% assured of any basic needs they might be in need. Why are we a pain to our citizens. Why can't the citizens of Nigeria be proud of Nigeria just for once. I am really pained and our help is only from above. We have the risk of loosing our jobs and returning back to Nigeria just to renew our passport and have no chance of coming back due to the fact of border closing on foreigners. If our passports can't be renewed in another country where we have two Embassies then what is the purpose of having Embassies there.

Are we truly a shithole country likeTrump said?

Naija why? Are we cursed as a nation?
Analogue leaders in high places of authority?
What is wrong with us?


MODERATOR, please help push this to front page for wider view and possible help �
Look I understand your plight, but I will give you a tip; Strive for alternate citizenship and watch your life gain value, it doesn't matter where its from...
It's a risky thing to possess only Nigerian citizenship currently and hang around Asian countries, infact you would be so on your own...
SportsRe: Rashford Is Now The World's Most Valuable Footballer At £149 Million by optimusprime2(m): 4:56pm On Jan 06, 2021
Mariangeles:
Mbappe is fast losing value.

If only he played for Real Madrid...
That's not how players are valued... Mbappes value fell because his contract at PSG is expiring next years summer, so his literally going to be a free transfer by then (no buyout clause) you get?
In terms of age and play importance Mbappe is up up there
HealthRe: I Turned Down Opportunity To Move To Canada — Nigerian Doctor (Photos) by optimusprime2(m):
PSA to all the Rich Azz Naija Kids


We know some of you have the opportunity to leave the country, some of you are even dual citizens, but please we implore you to stay in Nigeria and try your best to make it better- after all, it was most of your rich azz parents and folks that majorly contributed in wrecking Nigeria... I.e senators, politicians, service chiefs et al

When you are done fixing it, the average azz kids will return... for now, the average Azz and poor Azz kids will migrate and engage in personal capacity development that we never had the chance to attain, since your rich azz parents hijacked all the slots. Even pure merit couldn't get us those slots because we were not connected azz kids.

You see, you Rich Azz kids were empowered to stay and fix Nigeria, with your fancy education, fancy job opportunities, fancy connections and fancy protections... you were literally cutout to fix Nigeria, so please accept the responsibility.

We will be back when we equally attain such standards,

On behalf of all average azz, hustling azz and poor azz kids, please stay in Naija, don't congest our options.

Regards,

Optimusprime2
TravelRe: Joe Abah: "If You Have Opportunity To Leave Nigeria In Your Youth, Do So" by optimusprime2(m): 3:29pm On Jan 04, 2021
aminu114:
dont waste ur time thinking abt how to leave nigeria instead use ur time and think abt how to develop urself in nigeria the only way to europe for a poor nigerian youth is through desert and that one na confirm death. u will spent atleast 5million to migrate to uk legally i would rather use my money for something here than use it to migrate and land pennyless in the uk
Even countries in Africa have a better quality of living compared to Nigeria, it doesn't necessarily have to be Europe.
A poor Nigerian youth as you say, can afford migrating to Ivory Coast and hit the reset button...
Check him out in 3years time.
PoliticsRe: Court Remands Sowore, Others In Kuje Prison by optimusprime2(m): 3:08pm On Jan 04, 2021
Akporhono4u:
This guy just they look for stupid attention...
What is wrong in doing things the right way, strategize before taking actions...

They will soon give him a permanent apartment in the prison if he is not careful.
What strategized action has changed the government so far?
The protest that was done the right way (ENDSARS) did the government still not kill innocent people? What was the end product in the long run?

Don't you understand that Nigeria is currently a failed state?

Even if he is permanently jailed at least he tried, please let him exercise his right as a free citizen...

I am completely amazed at your comment
TravelRe: I Need Your Migration Advice Please, I'm About To Make A Life Changing Decision. by optimusprime2(m): 1:29pm On Jan 04, 2021
Iamsoworried123:
Hi guys!

I and a friend are looking to migrate to the same country by January 2021 via post-graduate studies and we don't want to make the wrong decision. Your advice would be appreciated.

We've narrowed the countries down to three (U.S, Canada, and the U.K.). Although the dream country is the U.S., we're looking for one out of these three that is;

A. Easy to get a job in and stay back after graduation (with a high chance of getting a residence permit)

B. Relatively inexpensive (Although cost would not be a big issue, but the easier it is to get funding and GA positions, the better)

Quick profile of the two of us;

Person A studied Geology

Person B studied History and International Studies

I'm aware those in the STEM field have a higher chance of getting jobs and it's difficult to get a H1-B U.S Visa (please correct me if I'm wrong).

Given the recent change in U.S. immigration laws, which one of these three countries do we stand the highest chance of getting jobs and residing after studies?

Please advise.

Thank you very much!


Can this get to the front page, please? I need as many contributions as I can get. Thanks.
Don't stress yourself, aim for Canada
Science/TechnologyRe: 13 Most Beautiful Snakes In The World (Facts And 4 Pictures Each) by optimusprime2(m): 12:24pm On Jan 04, 2021
Even if a snake is non venomous, if it bites immediately get an anti tetanus shot...
Because I realised that snakebites from non venomous snakes are still dangerous
LiteratureRe: My Parents Didn't Name Me Chimamanda - Adichie by optimusprime2(m): 12:14pm On Jan 04, 2021
Na waah o...
CelebritiesRe: Toolz Wonders Why People Name Their Kids 'Endurance' by optimusprime2(m): 10:47am On Jan 04, 2021
It depends on the language... someone translate Endurance in, Igbo, Hausa, and Yoruba. It literally means something else when you do.

But because of English translation you hear names like Godspower, Winner, overcomer etc for simplicity.

For example a name as common as Modupe, if it fully gets translated to English, it sounds quite Bogus (which some people actually do, because I have heard a name called "Thank God" before) However left in its Yoruba state, it makes more sense.
TravelRe: "Relocating To Canada Is A Huge Achievement" - Nigerians by optimusprime2(m):
I can boldly say that the only nice/unique thing about Nigeria, is the Socio-Cultural element, however apart from that, [Everything] about Nigeria is currently in a very very very screwed state. As a matter of fact even the very atmosphere of Nigeria currently, can contribute to Rapid acute mental decline in a normal human being.

My advice as usual to every educated young Nigerian out there, who is trying to grow and get something valuable out of his/her person, remains unchanged "Migrate!" Even if its to Botswana, it doesn't have to be Canada.
PhonesRe: Will NCC Block The Lines Of Non Nigerians Without NIN? by optimusprime2(m): 6:01pm On Jan 02, 2021
Charmingrascal:
Read again bro
What I am saying is that there is no way non Nigerians can get Nigerian national ID and without that FG is threatening to block people's lines.
Does that mean that those who are not Nigerian citizens will get their lines blocked?

Read and comprehend!!
Honestly it was a half thought plan, because foreigners should have a database as well that gives them residency cards with temporary NIN's but as usual Nigeria and half baked policies
FamilyRe: 21,439 Children Will Be Born In Nigeria On New Year Day - UNICEF by optimusprime2(m): 5:46pm On Jan 01, 2021
Using that data, Assuming 1day in 2021 = 21439,
then 21439 x 364 =7803796



Olboy at this rate Nigeria will rank amongst the top 4 most populated countries in the world by 2040
TravelRe: Anyone Studying In Belgium? by optimusprime2(m): 1:23pm On Jan 01, 2021
DeeKeem:
Sure. Erasmus, Mastermind and VLIR-UOS.
Check out these three
VLIR-OUS and Mastermind are not for Nigerians check well
PoliticsRe: 12 Things Buhari Said In New Year Broadcast by optimusprime2(m): 12:53pm On Jan 01, 2021
I wish everyone on this platform a very Happy New year!
@Seun Happy New Year boss! @ all mods Happy 2021!

Now back to the topic... in all Nigeria's democratic history this is the president I dislike the most yet.
PoliticsRe: President Buhari To Address Nigerians By 7am, January 1 2021 by optimusprime2(m): 6:42pm On Dec 31, 2020
Pre recorded address...
I no like this guy enh
TravelRe: Let's Apply For Scholarships Together by optimusprime2(m): 2:06pm On Dec 31, 2020
thatthickgurl:
Political science / Social Work
Honestly you stand a better chance at scholarships by applying directly to faculty in an institution, due to your academic discipline.

STEM disciplines typically have more mainstream scholarship programmes, the rest of the scholarship programmes that aren't STEM are very competitive due to high volumes of applications.

My tip, find a university that has a programme cut out for you and apply for a scholarship directly from faculty, basicallyget in touchwith the faculty... you never know, most faculties have individual scholarships reserved for candidates with potential. It's up to you to demonstrate that potential.
Good luck
TravelRe: Let's Apply For Scholarships Together by optimusprime2(m): 1:43pm On Dec 31, 2020
thatthickgurl:
I want to apply for masters scholarships overseas in 2021 and I don't have a clue on where to start from.

It will be nice to connect with others who have the same ambition. We could create a group chat to motivate each other and share information.

If you're a beneficiary of a scholarship program, you could also join, so we learn from your insights and tutelage.

Please don't ignore. Thank you
What's your discipline?
TravelRe: “if They Ever See Me Again In That Godforsaken Country,” I Swore Silently.... by optimusprime2(m): 12:57pm On Dec 31, 2020
Its sad...
EducationRe: Can You Solve This Without Calculator? by optimusprime2(m): 11:38am On Dec 31, 2020
PolymathAdeoye:
Applying BODMAS in non-fraction problems.
Then we rearrange as:
-10 X 0 + 5 +5+ 20 +20
Ans=50
You are blessed
LiteratureRe: Boy Approaches Wole Soyinka During Train Ride, Asks For His Autograph (Video) by optimusprime2(m): 7:33pm On Dec 30, 2020
adonni:
so what is he kid going to do afterwards with the paper.. can someone tell me
Aaaaah I looked at your question and smiled...
A certain child had a certain autograph on a certain book "All God's children need travelling shoes" from a certain Maya Angelou in 1992. Each time the child looked at that signature, the child's spirit was stirred and inspired to go places, especially when the chips were down, and that autograph kept stirring the child even during undergraduate years....

Today, I am not surprised I indeed have travelling shoes. Because that child was me.
RIP Maya Angelou
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PoliticsRe: Buhari: Nigerians Must Return To Agriculture by optimusprime2(m): 5:02am On Dec 30, 2020
And you must return to your cows...
CrimeRe: Interpol Traces €500,000 COVID-19 Fraud To Nigeria by optimusprime2(m): 5:01am On Dec 30, 2020
We are even tired...
TravelRe: Nigerians Abroad are Gradually Moving Back to Nigeria During the Pandemic by optimusprime2(m): 2:04am On Dec 30, 2020
Who is moving where?
Mtcheew...
RomanceRe: When Last Did You Eat Garri ? (just For Fun) by optimusprime2(m): 5:10pm On Dec 29, 2020
8 years ago sad
Nairaland GeneralRe: Share Your Most Embarrassing Moments In 2020 by optimusprime2(m): 5:04pm On Dec 29, 2020
iamloyalty:
Jehovah!!!!
All I wanted for Christmas was 2021... 2020 did it all grin
Nairaland GeneralRe: Share Your Most Embarrassing Moments In 2020 by optimusprime2(m): 4:59pm On Dec 29, 2020
Mine was during a zoom meeting (early lockdown days), I was so engrossed in the topic of the meeting, but also pressed at the same time that I literally took my laptop to the toilet put it down took my pants off and took a dump... all before realising that I didn't mute audio and disable video...

I trended on social media a bit

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