₦airaland Forum

Greenbullet:
op ,you are talking rubbish, go and work and make money,buy car build house and dress in 80k suit and come back and tell me about physical appearance, nonsense.

I don't get your post at all... Did I tell you I lacked the "so called main things" you mentioned? "
It seems you don't even understand my observation... Please if you have no intellectual contribution, then don't comment at all...
Thank you.

theEYe21:
That's what she wants, her choice her decision. That's what is going to make her happy so...

That is exactly what I mean, so in such cases, male opinions don't matter??
We are the ones you are supposed to attract not other female's.

cruzita:
let her pls herself first abeg



if she feels that she is fat ,she owns her body not her boyfriend .let her do something about it

That's a kind of inferiority complex you know and it's completely unfortunate

So I know this lady with a really wicked figure, apparently her Man is my close friend- we all know she's got a physique that can hypnotise a soccer team to pause and all wolf whistle, but ironically she is so bent on loosing weight, I really don't know if she feels insecure or something but she strongly considers herself as "Fat" and complains about her body all the time?? At some point, I thought it was her mans fault, probably making her assume she is fat by telling her stuff of the sort, but No-No, the dude totally lovez her physique infact, he is nuts about her looks and compliments her regularly... but she seems not to care about his point of view.
It then occurred to me, that most female's are hotwired like that, esp the curvy sistahs, they just consider themselves fat and don't care if some guy out there loves them "just the way they are", so they go through extra lengths to become "slim" distorting themselves along the line... na waah o, same goes for other features asides weight.
The Question... Do female's not consider if we males think they are actually beautiful the way they are?
Please sisters answer, we are puzzled here

sashishalom:
I beg in the name of God,pls no insults..just your view on it not insults pls...

Pretty I fancy you...

Strike Georgia off that list...
A Visa upon entry for Georgia is admissible for a Nigerian passport holder only if he has certain visa stamps, for example Russian, Schengen or Scandinavian Visas-then probably the usual Heavyweights (US, UK et al)
Then again, certain age groups (18-35) will not be given visa upon entry without credible reasons (invitations) for visiting Georgia eg school, top Hotel reservation et al.
Boarding a flight to Georgia without prior Georgian MFA inquiry with a Nigerian passport could earn you a return flight back instantly.

soberdrunk:
My brother you have three options::::::

1) You can man up and tell your wife and her mother that you are not comfortable with the way things are and that you need your privacy.(this option is not easy because you will have to face the 'wrath' of your wife or her mother or 'both')

2) You can get a male elder in your wife's family that is 'understanding' to talk to your mother-in-law to respect you and your wife's privacy(this too is risky because it can backfire if ypur mother-in-law takes it the wrong way)

3) 'OPERATION FLUSH HER OUT"--- make your home very 'uncomfortable' for her! Old women are superstitious so you can take advantage of that, you can start by dropping strange objects in the room she sleeps whenever she visits, you can arrange for strange noises to be made close to her window in the middle of the night, if your wife travels you can even go hardcore Nollywood on her, like pretend you are carrying out strange rituals in the middle of the night or just wear all white and be dancing azonto at odd hours and make sure she sees you

GOODLUCK MAN! DONT FORGET TO COME BACK AND THANK ME WITH COLD BOTTLES OF GULDER

Looooling ... Boooy you are tha mhan!
Your piece nearly killed me... esp the all white dancing Azonto part lol!

Those apps only minimize Processor activity or keep the RAM Idle, therefore increasing your battery efficiency the battery app that is effective in Idling your RAM in your device is best for you.
In essence they just make your battery use its punch for important functions, I call it efficiency.

In Turkey don't say the word "Sick" rather use ill as Sick connotes the "F" word.

If this was Indonesia now.... chai
Smh. What a pity.

greenpasture:
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Temporary? In the short term maybe, in the long run certainly not. You can expect a stronger naira in the long term. Without floating the currency there is no encouragement to remit non oil dollars. Next month the $6bn Yuan swaps kicks off. Meanwhile accumulated pressure on the naira was wiped out with the $4bn sale.

This is not just a devaluation, it is an entirely different mechanism. We have never had official forward rates before and this is huge because it allows the market manage risk. Over time arbitrage within a market shrink. There is no reason to expect that over time the naira will not become stronger on the back of increased non oil exports.

Can you currently make this statement in public again in light of price Volatility?

Kai... Nigeria smh
*Hawwwwwwwwwks*
*Spits*
*walksoutofthread*

AuthorX:
#4. Can not be correct. I can assure you that no Nigerian or Nigerian of Igbo origin lives in any of these remote island nations with populations of about (or less than 10,000) :

(1) Vanautu
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Vanuatu

(2) Nauru
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nauru

(3) Tuvalu
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tuvalu

and there are a few other such countries, where no Nigerians live in. Don't get carried away by the popular Nigerian nuances.

I met a Nigerian who plays football at a club in Fiji Islands, he moved to Fiji from Vanuatu. After asking how he knew about the pacific islands, he told me quite an adventure only Robinson Crusoe would be familiar with.
Now I don't know about Nauru or Tuvalu, but his presence in Vanuatu speaks volumes about Nigerians and violent migration.
By the way, he is Igbo.

Its a temporary effect... Common demand and supply law in action.
The truth is, the naira will be permanently devalued to a fixed 280 or 300- 1$
This floating policy is only a short term solution. Its like using ice on an injury, it will feel good for a moment but sooner or later it will melt.
It doesn't even make sense to allow the Forex of an oil exporting country to depend on the demand factor on a long term, its actually risky when oil prices spontaneously drop.

adioolayi:
If an ex-president of Nigeria tries something similar to this...We will all shout embezzlement... but because it's Obama......hmmmm...God dey

it's that way because the post of President has been typically abused.
By right, a former president is entitled to an all expense paid residence and gratuities.

I laughed for 15 minutes straight loooool!
Dang! This was funny!

Why?

Omoakinsuyi:
Na who this post epp?

This pattern of posting has become rather annoying

This right there... Is why Nigeria can never develop...
When Nigerians keep shooting themselves on the foot

By how much?
Mtcheew

It is well, with my soul

Those were the cars that taught me how to drive...

If you desire auto security, buy a car manufactured from 2006 upwards... Why? Because they have special ignition systems, and each key has an embedded code.

This man is really beginning to sound like a circus clown.... "Today e say e ko come tomorrow e say e ko go, next tomorrow e say e ko come e go" na waah o

fulanmafia:
Those policemen should be identified and sacked immediately.

Instead of arresting the nuisance for public indecency, the clueless cops ended up begging on his behalf.

Incompetence at its very best.

Guy! Hold yourself 4 dia... Naija no be Yankee, abeg make the guy buy im fuel carry go. As police help am, nutin spoil...
You no see say condition don give am kolomentality?

Sunnycliff:
Why do we still have our eyes so much fixed on oil? I think we are in the era of diversification and has to keep our eyes away from it!

Dey dia dey Jonz!
#DancingAlanta

Nigeria's Govt is confused

What if B.A authorities recognized she was the presidents daughter and referred her to VIP... ?
Which could have been very possible, after all is she not the Presidents child . Nigerians and Talk-Talk sha...

browncube:
simply means seeking asylum or taking refugee status.

Ah I see ... Appreciated

Please my peeps, don't be angry but; What does "Chop Aduro" mean?
Thanks in advance

kaybababa:
Good morning House, a friend of mine told me that he can help in getting 1year Canadian working visa and get it renew after expiry date thru the company and later I can apply for temporary resident permit, how true is the information Pls, I need ur advice. Thanks

Wow! Like really??
Please I encourage you to do things your self on this regard.
It amazes me how people expose themselves to cheap scamming, just because they fail to take initiative and do simple things themselves.
If you intend to go to Canada, visit their Govt site and look at the skilled worker programs. Also follow the thread on Nairaland dedicated to that.
Don't allow anybody put a sticker on your passport that would implicate you o.

Something don't look right...