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InvestmentRe: Treasury Bills In Nigeria by otomatic(m): 6:42am On May 14, 2020
Diyke4rich:
Good morning everyone in the house, out of curiosity what will one might have achieved to be classified as rich person or a millionaire in nigeria note i am talking about billion, example house, business, car and save's, how much?
For me being rich or wealthy is relative and not dependent on a specific sum of money.

If you can maintain a comfortable lifestyle with your current income, then you are as wealthy as the number of years you can maintain that lifestyle without any need to work for money.

That's why one must have assets that provide cashflow not just assets that count as networth.

So, considering your desired standard of living, how long can your finances last. That is how wealthy you are.
CrimeRe: Ghanaian Prostitute Pushes Client To Death From Hotel Window (Video) by otomatic(m): 6:16am On May 14, 2020
aragonchuks:
And now his ghost will always appear with a condom on grin grin
Lol. U no well, i swear.
RomanceRe: At 41, Am I Getting Married Too Late? by otomatic(m):
Better late than never.

However, son of man should have married latest by his early thirties.

Reasons:
1. you will train your children with the energy of a youth. Go on outings you enjoy with them and even play together. Imagine you are 35/yo and paying ball with your 5/yo son.
Without discouraging ambition, I will add that the only thing you owe your children is education as opposed to schooling. Any inheritance for them is jara. Education by my definition is booksmart plus street smart. Otherwise your sweat will be squandered once you're gone. With education they can make and surpass any achievement they want. And mind you, achievements are personal

2.You won't be paying school fees in your retirement. And of course considering life expectancy, you won't leave them young and vulnerable to suffer.

3.Your partner will not be too young if you marry early. That is to say a man might be 30 and his wife 25. But as men grow older they tend to go for younger women. As an example in your case, you're 41 presently and may be looking for a 25/yo to wife as you may consider older women to be less virile. This age difference in a wife may make some kinds of play seem insulting.
Even your interests/worldview will be more in-sync/aligned if the age gap is not much. Also, both of you will be comfortable in the same social circles. BUT of course you must shine your eyes while choosing a life-partner


These are my opinions. I could go on but it might become boring.
InvestmentRe: Treasury Bills In Nigeria by otomatic(m): 5:50pm On May 12, 2020
Grupo:
Lol. What's this?
An attempt.
InvestmentRe: Treasury Bills In Nigeria by otomatic(m): 10:39pm On May 11, 2020
RepairZone:
Interest is 4% per month = 12*4 = 48% pa
Pay out = 14% pa

Opay profit= 34%
athorello:
Loans @4% per month
Deposits from 10-14% per annum depending on tenure max of 30 days.
Okay. I understand now. Thanks for the clarification.
I didn't notice that one rate was monthly and the other, yearly.
InvestmentRe: Treasury Bills In Nigeria by otomatic(m): 8:06pm On May 11, 2020
athorello:
Hello fellow investors, will it be wise to fix some funds with Opay for 30 days @ 14% p.a? Giving existing rates, the fact that Opay give out quick loans @4% monthly interest rate and our current economic realities.
I don't understand this rates. You mean they receive interest at 4% but pay out at 14%? Seems to be a mismatch and unprofitable for them.
PoliticsRe: Wike Orders Arrest Of PHED CEO, Sends Him To Isolation Center by otomatic(m): 8:37pm On May 10, 2020
The man is on essential duty. Let PHED just shut down supply to the state to drive home the point.
Christianity EtcRe: Bishop Oyedepo: It's Wrong To Allow People In Market And Not In Church by otomatic(m): 1:21pm On May 07, 2020
Ejima1:
Prayer is also essential
And you cannot pray wherever you are except in a particular building called church? You cannot read your Bible except a titled man called Pastor does it for you? The Holy Spirit cannot enlighten you except your pastor interprets?

My dear, churches have not been closed. They have been opened in every home!

The believer is the church not the building.
RomanceRe: Tips For Dating An African American (akata) Woman by otomatic(m): 3:24pm On May 06, 2020
Ah! See these two, pDudd and Khiaa. Happy birthday to you guys. Stay safe.
RomanceRe: Tips For Dating A Nigerian Woman In America by otomatic(m): 9:19pm On May 04, 2020
Yes o. Front seat pls. The other thread make sense wella.
RomanceRe: Tips For Dating An African American (akata) Woman by otomatic(m): 9:06pm On May 04, 2020
pDudd:
I have started already. Check romance forim
OK. Thanks.
RomanceRe: Tips For Dating An African American (akata) Woman by otomatic(m): 8:45pm On May 04, 2020
pDudd:
Thanks.

As for Nigerian women in America, I have to open a separate thread for that one because the story is very long. It is similar to this one but different in some ways. Maybe I will do that after this one.
Abeg drop the link here when you start.
RomanceRe: Tips For Dating An African American (akata) Woman by otomatic(m): 7:59pm On May 04, 2020
alphaNomega:
Don't you ever say this! Equal chance?! WTF what were our black forefathers doing when the whites were developing their societies and exploring the world?

Have you even read my signature? It is talk like this that inspired it! angry

What the heck do you mean by equal chance? The white people saw large water bodies and built ships, our forefathers saw large water bodies and did what? This was even before both groups ever met, so don't play that slavery card. How was there no equal chance then?

Let me tell you now, geographically white folks got the shorter end of the stick, they were at a disadvantage. They lived in places were year in, year out, the weather system is trying to kill you (think winter) But the lazy race had everything in abundance but were too dull to develop.

"We were enslaved for 400 years" mehn, fúck that! If we had sense then, we would have not been enslaved in the first place.
Thank You! I'm tired of blacks blaming slavery, colonialism, infact everyone and everything but themselves.

Look at the Jews, they've also been through slavery, captivity, Holocaust, economic deprivation, yet, they have overcome.

Blacks need to reflect on their past and learn some lessons else the narrative will not change.
CultureRe: Emir Tafida Abubakar Ila Dies Hours After Hospitalisation by otomatic(m): 7:45pm On May 02, 2020
dangermouse:
Rip. The system failed you.
He was the System. He failed.
InvestmentRe: Commercial Papers by otomatic(m): 7:27am On May 02, 2020
How/where does one purchase a commercial paper?
HealthRe: Two Borno COVID-19 Patients Flee After Testing Positive by otomatic(m): 9:51am On Apr 27, 2020
Even if it is death sentence, will running away save you from dying?
CelebritiesRe: Why Did Davido Call Mercy Johnson And Her Husband 'wicked, Evil People'? by otomatic(m):
You took money for a deal yet did not honour the agreement. You deserved to be sued for even more than the amount cos you even damaged their reputation.

And this comment you wrote can be ground for further legal action, assuming they are as vindictive as you are.
RomanceRe: South African Lady Calls Nigerian Girls 'prostitutes' And Calls Out Nigerian Men by otomatic(m): 4:06pm On Apr 24, 2020
NockMedia:
The Nigerian guy messed up. Even If he doesn't have the money to "import" the Boujee chick, he should have still kept his cool and maintained the friendship. But no, he wants everything to be sharp-sharp. Typical trait of the average Nigerian man when wooing a lady.
Her response was mature. He doesn't even deserve to be friends with her, not because she is foreign or something but because he is childish.
He should grow the Fu ck up.
Well said. Thank you!

The Okoro guy made the lady ridicule our women, currency, hygiene, and entire country.

Sad.
CrimeRe: IBEDC Staff In Ogun Beaten For Distributing Electricity Bill (Disturbing Pics) by otomatic(m): 3:58pm On Apr 24, 2020
justmenoni:
Nigeria is truly a joke, why not send bills via post or via emails or create an app for users where you can access and pay your bills ?
Na prepaid meter sure pass. People can buy credits online or from retailers. You See this lockdown, if people no pay and they come for disconnection, this guy's case will be child's play.
CrimeRe: IBEDC Staff In Ogun Beaten For Distributing Electricity Bill (Disturbing Pics) by otomatic(m): 3:52pm On Apr 24, 2020
That is why they should install prepaid meters . no need to visit people with the bills. Everyone will buy power credits online or with street vendors. But no, them too like "estimated" bill so they can bill for darkness.
PropertiesRe: 4 Bedroom bungalow For Sale In P.H by otomatic(m): 3:45pm On Apr 24, 2020
emmanuelgon:
Thank you, if you are interested call or WhatsApp me and stop the lecture
Sorry. No vex.
PropertiesRe: COVID-19: Is An Employer Bound To Pay His Worker Salaries- Legal Perspectives. by otomatic(m): 1:11pm On Apr 24, 2020
utepu:
That is a wonderful legal contribution that will be helpful in this trying period for many people out there.
De Law, please does the doctrine of Force Majuere also apply to a situation where am serving a loan obtained from a financial institution payable on a monthly basis and I am not able to meet my obligation in this period of pandemic?
Your advice will be appreciated.
Thanks
Reach out to your creditor and they will arrange for you to have a certain number of months where you do not have to make any payments (moratorium).
PropertiesRe: 4 Bedroom bungalow For Sale In P.H by otomatic(m): 12:57pm On Apr 24, 2020
A picture is worth a thousand words!

Your pictures did not cover the property well. Add pictures showing interiors,exteriors and surroundings.
HealthRe: COVID-19: Kutlwano Selaledi Commits Suicide Over 28-Day Lockdown In Botswana by otomatic(m): 7:22pm On Apr 16, 2020
iyke926:
This news dey confuse me. Why use "they", "their"? Shebi na one guy die.



GrammarNazi show yourself. angry sad
The dead is a " gender nonconformist " hence the use of "they" and "their" to show that the dead is neither male nor female.

Last last this kind search for identity is confusing and can lead to depression and of course suicide, lockdown or not.
FoodRe: Recommend N3k Soup That Will Last For 1 Week For A Family Of 12 by otomatic(m): 7:09am On Apr 16, 2020
2 soups sef. Okro and ogbono for 1500
Or Achi for 1500. But no meat sha. U fit arrange snails.
PoliticsRe: Full Text: President Buhari's Address On Coronavirus by otomatic(m): 8:12pm On Apr 13, 2020
No reference to the security situation in Lagos and Ogun, huh?
FamilyRe: The Radfords: UK's Largest Family Welcomes Baby No 22 Amidst Coronavirus Crisis by otomatic(m): 3:05pm On Apr 13, 2020
The mother, Sue is 44, son Chris is 30, meaning she had him at age 14!
Are you thinking what I'm thinking?
PoliticsRe: COVID-19: A Nairalander Calls On Seun To Offer Give Away For Members by otomatic(m): 8:30am On Apr 10, 2020
Is Seun a "celebrity" in the sense we use that word? Can you identify him if you see him?
The guy is usually quiet, so he might be doing something in his usual quiet way.
FamilyRe: What Has The Lockdown Opened Your Eyes To? by otomatic(m): 4:42pm On Apr 08, 2020
Tersorio:
The whole situation proves that A MAN IS AS POOR AS THE PLACE HE COME FROM, irrespective of what he has in his bank account.
This is deep! Loud it bro. Let the "polithiefcians" and other elites hear you.
InvestmentRe: MBA Investors Forum by otomatic(m): 10:57am On Apr 01, 2020
https://thenationonlineng-net.cdn.ampproject.org/v/s/thenationonlineng.net/sec-uncovers-12-ponzi-fraudulent-investment-schemes/amp/?amp_js_v=a3&amp_gsa=1&usqp=mq331AQFKAGwASA%3D#referrer=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.google.com&amp_tf=From%20%251%24s&ampshare=https%3A%2F%2Fthenationonlineng.net%2Fsec-uncovers-12-ponzi-fraudulent-investment-schemes%2F

SEC does not know MBA contrary to their claims
InvestmentRe: Mba Forex Training by otomatic(m): 10:55am On Apr 01, 2020
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Christianity EtcRe: Coronavirus: Pastor Poju Oyemade's 2019 Prophecy Of An Unstoppable Plague by otomatic(m): 9:30am On Mar 29, 2020
Rubbish. This can be interpreted for any disaster situation.

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