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Politics › Re: Diezani: Setback In Extradition Moves Over Dominica Republic Citizenship by otomatic(m): 9:10am On Jun 06, 2020
Rubbish and Efcc. You know she can't be extradited yet you keep shouting in the media. Now folks are learning looting and laundering strategies to avoid prosecution.
Family › Re: Does Living Among The Rich Affect One's Social Mobility, Finances Etc? by otomatic(m): 9:08pm On Jun 03, 2020
The choice is yours. For the upscale estate,

Advantages:
You socialize with upwardly mobile folks who may motivate and help you with connections.
Secure and lovely neighborhood.

Disadvantages
If you don't have deep pockets, you end up playing catch-up with the Joneses in terms of changing Cars, jewelry, social clubs, expensive children school and summer vacations in order to fit in and have what to talk about. This may affect your finances negatively.
You might only know your neighbours from a distance as they are hardly around, always busy with their endeavours, are a little bit snobbish.

Personally, I would advice anyone starting out not to stay there even if you own the property.
Crime › Re: #JusticeForUwa: Vera Uwaila Omozuwa Raped In RCCG Church In Edo, Dies (Graphic) by otomatic(m): 10:46am On Jun 01, 2020
BurntSoul:
How's this justice. And one MoG is deceitfully organising deliverance programs. Ya'll is confuse
Well, I don't think it is justice. Just that that's how we see it in nature. More like blood debt, so the lineage must pay.

As for MoGs, any deliverance that is tied to money/payments is very fake.
I personally believe that your own mouth and level of spiritual development can deliver you.
Crime › Re: #JusticeForUwa: Vera Uwaila Omozuwa Raped In RCCG Church In Edo, Dies (Graphic) by otomatic(m): 10:11am On Jun 01, 2020
BurntSoul:
why are u guys like this? Why wld a generation suffer what they know nothing abt? Don't u think one of ur ancestors committed a crime that deserves this kinda curse?
It's called a generational curse. You inherit it by reason of lineage, due to what your forbears did.

" the fathers have eaten a sour grape and the children's teeth are set on edge"

"For the Lord your God is a jealous God, visiting the iniquities of the father upon the children, even up to the third generation"

So , even without people saying it , the curse is there already. As a matter of fact most people suffering today are under such curses which they know nothing about, that is, suffering for crimes their ancestors committed.

PS: the quotes above are made under the assumption that you read the Bible.
Politics › Re: Buhari: Close To A Billion Dollars Stolen Under Undemocratic Junta In The 1990s by otomatic(m): 10:29am On May 30, 2020
The amount recovered so far is more than $1b.
Jobs/Vacancies › Re: Gap Teeth A Reason For Disqualification In Bank Interviews? by otomatic(m): 6:23pm On May 27, 2020
You may try being clean shaven next time.
Investment › Re: Nigerian Stock Exchange Market Pick Alerts by otomatic(m): 3:50pm On May 26, 2020
RabbiDoracle:
Countries default on their own currency. Though it is usually rare but it does happen.

Argentina in 2001.
Venezuela in 1998
Russia in 1998
Ukraine in 1998
Ecuador in 1999
Jamaica in 2010 and 2013.

grin grin
Hmm. Then no investment is guaranteed/secure, maybe low risk
Investment › Re: Nigerian Stock Exchange Market Pick Alerts by otomatic(m): 1:18pm On May 26, 2020
Coolcash1:
Printing money as logical as it may sound comes with grievous economic and financial implications for the government. It simply gives government security bad rating,causes panic, and discourages investors to hold such investment. The other implications that come with QE for such an unproductive and debilitating economy like ours will further send it into comatose and possibly nail it to the coffin.
Certainly. But defaulting will still have the same effect. Even worse when the instrument is denominated in your own currency.
Investment › Re: Nigerian Stock Exchange Market Pick Alerts by otomatic(m): 8:30am On May 26, 2020
Coolcash1:
Emmanuel, i will have to disagree with you for the first time to avoid newbies being misled.

Government can surely default. Please read about Argentina's case.
Govt cannot default on Naira denominated instruments. They will simply print more money. Default can be on the Foreign currency instruments like Eurobond, as they have no control over those currencies (they need to earn it as against printing it).
Investment › Re: Treasury Bills In Nigeria by otomatic(m): 11:57am On May 25, 2020
Ikjosh04 did not want to be quoted so that he can take down his post. Can everyone who quoted him show some understanding and modify the quote ASAP?
Romance › Re: How A Bank Ruined My Relationship. by otomatic(m): 9:21am On May 25, 2020
Agbagbaregoo:
Put yourself in my shoes. How would you feel if they told you at the bank the person you sent money to has received it and is only playing pranks won't you be madd. Mstcheew
At that point why didn't you show her your statement and ask her to print her own?

I think you don't give people benefit of doubt. You even allowed a policeman question her whilst you refused to talk to her.
It shows how you will easily believe an outsider against her. You don't deserve her.

In any relationship, always trust but verify.
Celebrities › Re: Peter Okoye Reacts As Cynthia Morgan Reveals All That Jude Okoye Made Her Lose by otomatic(m): 10:28am On May 24, 2020
Truly, if you want to hide something from a black man, put it in a book.

Ordinary contract, you cannot read and understand before signing. That's how you will just sign you life and future generation away. They will just bring one car/cash and next thing, you are signing on auto mode.

The person that gave you the contract/agreement will surely cover himself first, read to check if you are covered too. Better still have your own lawyers review and advice all business contracts before you sign.
Family › Re: I Cause Pain To A Lot Of People by otomatic(m): 7:47am On May 23, 2020
Millenniumlady:
Go let them know you're a change person so you can get you children back......Child support is not something to joke about you can build/buy a house from the cheque you'll be receiving from their dad's annually
I don't understand this. Should she look for the (not her) children because she has really changed or because they are her meal ticket (via child support)?
Those children are not with their "fathers" but legally adopted.

In my opinion, looking for them so as to get child support is another form of abuse. After they survived her irresponsibility, she shouldn't use them as economic bargaining tools. She should get a job, that is responsible behaviour.

Anyway, in this age of "baby Mama", what do I know?
Investment › Re: Treasury Bills In Nigeria by otomatic(m): 7:27pm On May 20, 2020
ukay2:
Waoo

This is very simple.

Nigeria banks can do it......if they are willing

Thanks
Can do it or have done it?

Abeg download zenith iteller if you have an account with them.

This has been around for several years.
Investment › Re: Treasury Bills In Nigeria by otomatic(m):
Nnamz:
Sometimes I wonder if it is the same Nigeria I know you guys are talking about. You know the longest I've ever waited to be served in a bank here in Canada? 5 minutes or less. You know how many times I've lined up to withdraw money from an ATM? ZERO. Yes you read that right. Zero times that I sometimes wonder if I'm the only one that uses ATMs. I could from the comfort of my bedroom take a screenshot of a cheque and have the funds deposited in my bank account, within seconds, without leaving my house. Abeg stop all these unnecessary hype about Nigeria. Fear God na
Bro queuing at ATM as in Nigeria does not negate the fact that the banking sector is advanced. It's just that the average Nigerian still prefers cash despite other alternatives provided. Also banks like Zenith are very time conscious in their dealings from my experience.As for the cheque deposit issue, we have something similar in Zenith iteller. Download the app and check it out. It's a zenith bank product.
Politics › Re: NCDC Bill: Gates Denies Offering Reps Any Incentive by otomatic(m): 4:38pm On May 18, 2020
I don't believe CUPP but which one is incentive again? Clearly, the word is bribe or inducement. Haba, that's how they called someone's loot ,his asset.

As for Mr Gates, I appreciate his efforts in immunization against polio and other childhood diseases. But on this Covid-19, let him Sponsor bills and vaccinate people in his home country first. There are more deaths there than in Nigeria.

Charity begins at home, unless he is now a Nigerian.
Politics › Re: Bode George: Pumping Billions In School Feeding When Schools Are Closed Absurd by otomatic(m): 3:43pm On May 18, 2020
Sufisunni:
Covid-19 is another Boko Haram! Very absurd. Malaria kills over 300k people yearly in Nigeria; in fact, Malaria is endemic to Nigeria but businesses have never been shutdown.
Go school, u no go gree. U go say school na boko haram.
Have you ever heard of human to human transmission of malaria? So why should businesses shut down because of malaria?
That is how you people keep dragging the country backwards.
Family › Re: Chinese Man Finds Out His Twin Babies Have Two Different Fathers After DNA Test by otomatic(m): 8:36pm On May 14, 2020
cruxgemmata:
Most non identical twins have different DNAs. I wont be surprised if the twins are non identical when they grow older.
Of course they will be non-identical. Their fathers are non-identical .
Travel › Re: Kehinde Ogunwunmiju Vs Customs: Court Awards N5m Against Nigerian Customs by otomatic(m): 8:21pm On May 14, 2020
nairavsdollars:
Who will compel them to pay?
ud4u:
That's just the question
Get a garnishee order and serve it on their revenue accounts.
Politics › Re: Anthony Okolie: Court Awards N10m Against DSS, Absolves Buhari’s Daughter by otomatic(m): 7:37pm On May 14, 2020
Ishilove:
So who will compel the DSS to pay up?
philip0906:
That is where the problem is...He might not see shi shi, till maybe an executive order is made for him to be paid
No need for executive order. If they don't pay up or appeal, head back to court and secure a garnishee order to serve on their bankers.

I think apart from knowing our rights, we also need to know how to defend them.
Abeg where the lawyers in the house. Make dem chuck mouth so we can learn
Investment › Re: Treasury Bills In Nigeria by otomatic(m): 8:21am On May 14, 2020
Hallenjay:
which of d bank ia giving ds... Accesse gave 600 naira for 200k savings, I didn't even transfer once not to talk of withdraw and gtb gave me 200naira for 70k no withdraw of any type... Are des up to d 4.05%.
All banks. The rates are uniform as stipulated by the CBN's guide to bank charges. However, some may have specialized savings products, like the former Diamond bank' high interest deposit account, that will give slightly higher rates. But the rate I quoted is for a normal savings account.
Investment › Re: Treasury Bills In Nigeria by otomatic(m): 7:39am On May 14, 2020
Hallenjay:
So we cannot buy tbills again, no anyway we can just hustle it? Topics here has drifted from the main reason for ds thread, how can we Av daily updates on happenings around tbills bk...
I need business to survive, ds salary may stop n my wife doesn't Av anything to support me 4 now... Pls tbills happenings
Your savings account interest rate, presently 4.05% is better than tbills. Just make sure you don't withdraw more than 3 times a month so as to earn it.
Investment › Re: Treasury Bills In Nigeria by otomatic(m): 6:42am On May 14, 2020
Diyke4rich:
Good morning everyone in the house, out of curiosity what will one might have achieved to be classified as rich person or a millionaire in nigeria note i am talking about billion, example house, business, car and save's, how much?
For me being rich or wealthy is relative and not dependent on a specific sum of money.

If you can maintain a comfortable lifestyle with your current income, then you are as wealthy as the number of years you can maintain that lifestyle without any need to work for money.

That's why one must have assets that provide cashflow not just assets that count as networth.

So, considering your desired standard of living, how long can your finances last. That is how wealthy you are.
Crime › Re: Ghanaian Prostitute Pushes Client To Death From Hotel Window (Video) by otomatic(m): 6:16am On May 14, 2020
aragonchuks:
And now his ghost will always appear with a condom on grin grin
Lol. U no well, i swear.
Romance › Re: At 41, Am I Getting Married Too Late? by otomatic(m):
Better late than never.

However, son of man should have married latest by his early thirties.

Reasons:
1. you will train your children with the energy of a youth. Go on outings you enjoy with them and even play together. Imagine you are 35/yo and paying ball with your 5/yo son.
Without discouraging ambition, I will add that the only thing you owe your children is education as opposed to schooling. Any inheritance for them is jara. Education by my definition is booksmart plus street smart. Otherwise your sweat will be squandered once you're gone. With education they can make and surpass any achievement they want. And mind you, achievements are personal

2.You won't be paying school fees in your retirement. And of course considering life expectancy, you won't leave them young and vulnerable to suffer.

3.Your partner will not be too young if you marry early. That is to say a man might be 30 and his wife 25. But as men grow older they tend to go for younger women. As an example in your case, you're 41 presently and may be looking for a 25/yo to wife as you may consider older women to be less virile. This age difference in a wife may make some kinds of play seem insulting.
Even your interests/worldview will be more in-sync/aligned if the age gap is not much. Also, both of you will be comfortable in the same social circles. BUT of course you must shine your eyes while choosing a life-partner


These are my opinions. I could go on but it might become boring.
Investment › Re: Treasury Bills In Nigeria by otomatic(m): 5:50pm On May 12, 2020
Grupo:
Lol. What's this?
An attempt.
Investment › Re: Treasury Bills In Nigeria by otomatic(m): 10:39pm On May 11, 2020
RepairZone:
Interest is 4% per month = 12*4 = 48% pa
Pay out = 14% pa

Opay profit= 34%
athorello:
Loans @4% per month
Deposits from 10-14% per annum depending on tenure max of 30 days.
Okay. I understand now. Thanks for the clarification.
I didn't notice that one rate was monthly and the other, yearly.
Investment › Re: Treasury Bills In Nigeria by otomatic(m): 8:06pm On May 11, 2020
athorello:
Hello fellow investors, will it be wise to fix some funds with Opay for 30 days @ 14% p.a? Giving existing rates, the fact that Opay give out quick loans @4% monthly interest rate and our current economic realities.
I don't understand this rates. You mean they receive interest at 4% but pay out at 14%? Seems to be a mismatch and unprofitable for them.
Politics › Re: Wike Orders Arrest Of PHED CEO, Sends Him To Isolation Center by otomatic(m): 8:37pm On May 10, 2020
The man is on essential duty. Let PHED just shut down supply to the state to drive home the point.
Christianity Etc › Re: Bishop Oyedepo: It's Wrong To Allow People In Market And Not In Church by otomatic(m): 1:21pm On May 07, 2020
Ejima1:
Prayer is also essential
And you cannot pray wherever you are except in a particular building called church? You cannot read your Bible except a titled man called Pastor does it for you? The Holy Spirit cannot enlighten you except your pastor interprets?

My dear, churches have not been closed. They have been opened in every home!

The believer is the church not the building.
Romance › Re: Tips For Dating An African American (akata) Woman by otomatic(m): 3:24pm On May 06, 2020
Ah! See these two, pDudd and Khiaa. Happy birthday to you guys. Stay safe.
Romance › Re: Tips For Dating A Nigerian Woman In America by otomatic(m): 9:19pm On May 04, 2020
Yes o. Front seat pls. The other thread make sense wella.

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