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CelebritiesRe: Mike Godson: Linda Ikeji Is The Reason I Am Not Yet Married by otomatic(m): 9:43pm On Jul 25, 2020
Funny chap. You wan use clap enter dance abi?
InvestmentRe: Treasury Bills In Nigeria by otomatic(m): 9:48am On Jul 25, 2020
ojesymsym:
Is there any international form of mutual fund that one can invest in using foreign currency?
United Capital has a dollar-denominated mutual fund called Nigerian Eurobond fund. The bond invests in FGN eurobonds and other qualifying SEC registered eurobonds. Minimum subscription is $1,000 for 90 days. You may contact them directly for more details/due diligence.
Science/TechnologyRe: The African Continent Is Slowly Peeling Apart, A New Ocean Will Be Created by otomatic(m): 9:23am On Jul 25, 2020
omonla10:
Wetin concern us with million years. Geography as a subject can be boring sometimes.. We talking next month u talking 1 million years mtcheeew
This is not Geography but Geology/Geophysics.
PoliticsRe: Akpabio writes National Assembly, denies saying lawmakers got NDDC contracts by otomatic(m): 2:02pm On Jul 23, 2020
Of course Lawmakers got 60% of NDDC emergency contracts BUT (in APCs voice) not this present assembly ,only those in the past PDP dominated assembly.

My only concern is why the committee Chairman was so desperate to stop the minister from talking further and even his fellow committee member from questioning the minister on his comments.

Nonsense and ingredients.
PoliticsRe: Obasanjo Flogs Adebayo Molaja's Wife With Horse Whip Over Theft -SaharaReporters by otomatic(m): 9:50am On Jul 23, 2020
Redhot111:
Person we still dey cry go fit talk? na when she don cry finish Dem go come back. or Dem wait make she cry finish
Na the only way I see as witnesses no wan talk. Witnesses too fit no even know wetin happen. Dem just know say Baba come flog him kinsman wife. Na she now, go know wetin happen and whether Baba talk true for her head.
InvestmentRe: Us Stocks Pick Alert by otomatic(m): 10:07pm On Jul 22, 2020
PoliticsRe: Obasanjo Flogs Adebayo Molaja's Wife With Horse Whip Over Theft -SaharaReporters by otomatic(m): 8:33pm On Jul 22, 2020
Sahara reporters for ask the person wey dem flog wetin she do na.
TV/MoviesRe: Royal Hairs To Sign Nengi As An Ambassador by otomatic(m): 2:37pm On Jul 22, 2020
Cogs:
In 2016, She did free photoshoot, I am sure they didn't even give a transport fee.

Now, she progressed with her hustle, they want to make her brand ambassador.

Morale: When they tell you NO, don't give up!
Your head dey correct. Dem wan cash out.
InvestmentRe: Treasury Bills In Nigeria by otomatic(m): 7:10pm On Jul 19, 2020
Benzboys:
But why you have to compare it with your area still baffles me when we all know location is key when real estate is concerned.
I'm sure rents for the same sized apartment in your area will be well above what the guy put up.
But then,I do understand where you are coming from even though it has sentiments written all over it.
Cool sha.
True, emotions took over. But still, considering the rent and the time to recover your initial capital, I'll say it's a good buy.
Only that buyer should consider vacancy rates in the area, crime rates, accessibility, etc in his due diligence.
InvestmentRe: Treasury Bills In Nigeria by otomatic(m): 6:54pm On Jul 19, 2020
Benzboys:
There is nothing distress about this sale if you ask me.
Property located deep inside streets with rental income of 1.4m/annum.
So tell me,where is the distress?
Abi na fine compound dey make you emotional?
Distress for this property should be well in the 14-16m range...
Well, in my location you won't get that house for that amount, so it's distress. And if you are buying land to build, that amount will not do the job. In fact, 16M will only get you a four bedroom bungalow in distress sale. So you see where I'm coming from.
InvestmentRe: Treasury Bills In Nigeria by otomatic(m): 6:44pm On Jul 19, 2020
Nigsrdumb:
I need some advice my people. This four flat house is selling for 20 mill in bashorun Ibadan.

Rent is 350k, is this a good idea?
Pally! No too waste time o. You'll recover the money in less than 15 years (since the rent cannot remain stagnant) plus still have a valuable/appreciating asset. This is the real distress sale .
InvestmentRe: Pennywise Wealth Management - Real Or Scam? by otomatic(m): 11:03pm On Jul 17, 2020
Any fund manager that is not regulated/licensed by SEC, no matter how legit they appear is just an a scam waiting to unravel.
So, check if they are listed on security and exchange commission's website to get your answer.
InvestmentRe: Is Dw_arerben Ventures Investment Legit? by otomatic(m):
Any fund manager that is not regulated/licensed by SEC, no matter how legit they appear is just a scam waiting to unravel.
So, check them out on security and exchange commission's website to get your answer.
InvestmentRe: Advice On Investment: by otomatic(m):
Ok. Do not trust anybody with your money. That money is your life. If life is measured in time then you have exchanged yours for 70K.

My advice.
1. Save in a high interest bearing account although inflation will still get you.
2. When things stabilize, buy and hold some dollars as a hedge.
3. Invest in a Eurobond fund to earn interest on your dollars.
4. Learn how to trade stocks, and trade both local and international.
Or if you are a risk taker, try forex, cryptocurrencies, but you may lose your money and/or your sleep.
5. Start/partner a business you understand, can control/monitor properly otherwise skip.
6. Once your money is grown invest in commercial properties like shops or student accommodation.
7. Etc

This is my own opinion, not expert advice, so due diligence is recommended.
In any case always exercise caution.
InvestmentRe: How We Withdraw And Spend Dead People' 's Money - Bank Manager by otomatic(m): 10:16pm On Jul 17, 2020
You titled your thread "how we withdraw and spend people's money - bank manager" yet I didn't find the withdrawal format in your write up.
CrimeRe: Fahin Saleh Found Murdered In New York Apartment by otomatic(m): 7:05am On Jul 15, 2020
Maybe Gokada had mafia backing and he just lost their money with the ban in Lagos.
PoliticsRe: DSS, Police Go After NFIU Office Burglars by otomatic(m): 8:40am On Jul 13, 2020
richiemcgold:
for the fact that NFIU office which was located inside Aso Villa could be so easily burgled means that the place is not well secured. This means that the military or any gang of gunmen can also easily gain entry into the presidential villa and overthrow the president if they so desired.
You nailed it. Makes me wonder if the Villa is not supposed to be the most secure place in the country.
BusinessRe: bank mistakenly sent me money, now my Account Balance Reads Negative (-#100,000) by otomatic(m): 2:48pm On Jul 12, 2020
Hallenjay:
for 100k? Weldone no b only fraudulent and fraudulenter because he hacked into der mails and did BEC
So, how much will qualify it as fraudulent?
BusinessRe: bank mistakenly sent me money, now my Account Balance Reads Negative (-#100,000) by otomatic(m): 10:31am On Jul 12, 2020
Bros, return the money before your BVN gets Whitelisted.
In your wife's case, she did a transfer on her own which no one can tell the business relationship with the recipient. Even if the recipient did not clear out the funds, the bank will require his written consent to reverse the money to the sender. If he declines, there is nothing anyone can do. At most they will put a lien on the amount while it remains in his account but they will not return the money to you. Saying it's a mistake is your word against his. What if he says there was an underlying business which he has fulfilled. The bank will then be dragged into the dispute. Furthermore, the bank cannot give out their customers contact details to you due to customer confidentiality rights. Best bet would have been to involve security agencies who will then use judicial processes to obtain any information necessary for their investigation.

In your case, the error was definitely committed by the bank. So they will just put your account in debit, credit the correct account and declare a shortage. I'm sure they will reach out to you for recovery.
They can but will not use BVN to debit your other account, because you did not give them a right of offset as in the case of obtaining a loan. They will not also ask the other bank for refunds/chargeback as they did not initiate the transfer. So, if they cannot persuade you to refund, they will just report the incident to CBN and request for a BVN whitelist as you will be seen as fraudulent.

Believe me, you don't want that because it has far reaching consequences.
Christianity EtcRe: Nigerian Man Rebukes Church Of Satan On Twitter. The Church Fires Back by otomatic(m): 7:00pm On Jul 09, 2020
Righteousness89:
In all the conversation, I noticed the satanic guys avoided mentioning The Name of JESUS! That's to let you know they know what it means to them.. They Know the Power upon the Name JESUS!

But Alas Many folks who claim to be knowledgeable don't know these things. That's why he will keep Decieving you and throwing you to Hell!



All Over the Heavens and The Earth, At the Mention of Name, Every knee Must Bow!


THANK YOU JESUS!
I also noticed that the person binding, did not mention the name of Satan.

So, they are even. Everyone on his lane. Capish?
InvestmentRe: Nigerian Stock Exchange Market Pick Alerts by otomatic(m): 9:55pm On Jul 03, 2020
seyisanya:
Please, don't trade on NSE via Chaka except you only buy ''Afolabi units''. Open an account with one of the conventional stockbrokers(e.g Morgan Capital - www.morgancapitalgroup.com) and use Chaka strictly for global stocks.
Please any reason for this? I'm trying to learn stock investing using small monthly purchases but hold for the long term. So I was considering the fintechs for their online presence. Is that a bad idea considering that my holdings will become large over time?
EducationRe: Law School Pays Cleaner N32m, Staff Gets N36m Dressing Allowance — Daily Trust by otomatic(m): 8:53am On Jul 03, 2020
The audit should be done annually. Why do audit several years later when the culprits are no longer in service? The office of the auditor- general should also be queried for this. 2013 fraud uncovered in 2020 instead of 2014 is negligence of duty. In fact aiding and abetting too
PoliticsRe: FG Introduces Stamp Duty On House Rent Agreement, C Of O, Others by otomatic(m): 10:24pm On Jul 02, 2020
Na wa o. Landlords will just add the amount to the rent, like they did with property taxes.
PoliticsRe: Obaseki's Campaign Strategy (Pictures) by otomatic(m): 3:34pm On Jul 02, 2020
spirul77:
how about apc playing all the derogatory statements and words pdp has used on obasekis govt ? how about apc plays all the words obaseki used on pdp ?
I'm not in support of apc and can never in my life vote ize iyamu as governor but I can never re enforce a failure, obaseki is a failure .
I think you missed my point which is that Oshiomole would be embarrassed campaigning for Ize-Iyamu.
Anyway, I'm not an interested party. Edo people will choose.
But out of curiosity, if you are not voting any of the 2, which other candidate do they have there?
PoliticsRe: Obaseki's Campaign Strategy (Pictures) by otomatic(m): 3:16pm On Jul 02, 2020
akure1stson:
not b lie,Even Akwa ibom no b Lagos, if u dey doubt me go ask Godswill Akpabio
Thank you. He should just advertise his candidacy on radio and TV by playing back all the praises Oshomole heaped on him and all the allegations he heaped on Ize-Iyamu.
InvestmentRe: Treasury Bills In Nigeria by otomatic(m): 7:26pm On Jun 29, 2020
sagio09:
Please it's a bank. I'm a staff. Our office is in 3rd Avenue, Ahmad Bello way. Near Abia House, Abuja.
U can come there if u're in Abuja.
Please don't say what you don't know.
This is my phone number 09027700821. U can ask for what ever verification u need.
Which kind of bank uses a gmail address? Abeg, I de follow better discussion here. I won't respond anymore.
PoliticsRe: Belgium's King Philippe, Queen And Children Goes On Family Bike Ride(Pics) by otomatic(m): 7:59am On Jun 28, 2020
starbuck:
God why did you create me a Nigerian cry cry cry


You know i don't behave and reason like one �‍♀️
Because He sent you to be the light. To be the change you want to see. So, are you fulfilling that destiny or looking to run away and leave Nigeria to her plight?
InvestmentRe: Treasury Bills In Nigeria by otomatic(m): 9:02pm On Jun 26, 2020
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You de see red flag, u de enter. Later you go shout dupe. Shebi the contact look like bank own for your eyes abi. Oya continue. Dem go use you learn work.
PoliticsRe: President Buhari Urges Caution On ECOWAS Common Currency by otomatic(m): 9:30am On Jun 24, 2020
flokii:
If not for saboteurs hell bent on tarnishing the image of Nigeria, PMB is a very fine and intelligent leader.

France has refused to let go of Black slavery in Africa through its colonies, unfortunately for them, Nigerians are very intelligent and distinct from other Africans who have refused to stop thinking like "monkeys". How on earth will France dictate the tunes and set rules for single currency in West Africa? Is that not madness.
The previous administration rushed foolishly into currency swap deal with China to favour importation of junks into the country by Ipobs over local manufacturing. Very silly set of people who know nothing about economy or how to manage one.

God bless PMB and all patriotic Nigerians working hard despite naysayers to make our great country stand again.
Which previous administration did currency swap deal? Or is Buhari's first term no longer part of his administration?
Maybe it's Abba Kyari's administration.
Nonsense and ingredients!
Christianity EtcRe: Is There Anything Like Generational Curse? by otomatic(m): 12:05pm On Jun 21, 2020
Kriss216:
God doesn't judge us based on our forefathers sins. The sins of our forefathers remains with them.
Then shed more light on the following bible passage:

The Lord your God is a jealous God, visiting the iniquities of the fathers on the children, even to the third and fourth generation.

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