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RomanceRe: Is It Okay To Tickle My Brother's Wife? by otomatic(m): 9:51am On Mar 17, 2020
Kingjames96:
I tickle my brother's wife on her waist sometimes and she laughs and don't complain. is it wrong? what is your opinion?
Hmm. Na from clap dem de enter dance. Be guided.
BusinessRe: My Bank Account Restricted Unjustly by otomatic(m): 9:49pm On Mar 15, 2020
Harbeeorlar:
But seriously is there proof for all the monies that enters your account? A random person that send money to me legitimately can just choose to report me?
Imagine. A random person sending you money for no reason/transaction. Thank your stars the amount is small. Go and clear yourself before they whitelist your BVN.

And you don't need any lawyer. Just find out the branch that runs the ATM gallery. They have videos of everything happening there. They will investigate your story with it.
PoliticsRe: Protesters At Amnesty International Lament Non-payment After Picketing by otomatic(m): 8:40am On Feb 12, 2020
Maxymilliano:
Weaponization of poverty. We will always have such people so long a region maintains 87% poverty rate of Nigeria.
Even the guy beside has "circular state" instead of "secular state".
PoliticsRe: MURIC: "Amotekun Is A Christian Name, Must Be Changed" by otomatic(m): 4:42pm On Jan 28, 2020
And I thought Professors are cerebral. So a leopard is a christian animal. Please who made this man a professor?
EducationRe: Adeleke University Suspends Muslim Student For Not Attending School Chapel by otomatic(m): 6:10am On Jan 03, 2020
The suspension is in order. Can I drink beer in a sharia state and when caught by hisbah police claim that I'm not a Muslim?
TravelRe: Softcom Flew All Employees To Dubai For Retreat by otomatic(m): 8:11pm On Dec 24, 2019
Neoteny:
So if the plane crashed the entire company is wiped off.

Dumb idea
You are assuming they were all in one plane, but it's likely that wasn't the case
PoliticsRe: Ahmed Mohammed Withdraws From Sowore's Fundamental Rights Enforcement Suit by otomatic(m): 9:19pm On Dec 23, 2019
Okoroawusa:
Sowore should rot in jail...

If I was a president n you called for a revolution few months after losing in an election you willingly contested in, I will have you assassinated.


Buhari is very lenient
How is losing an election and calling for #revolutionNow different from losing an election and calling for Mass Action?
PoliticsRe: Quilox: Akin Alabi Accuses Police Of Demanding Bribe To Release Impounded Cars by otomatic(m): 9:10pm On Dec 23, 2019
So, use your office to champion a total reform of the police. In fact, champion #endSars.
Foreign AffairsRe: Joey Saladino Donates His Testicle To Protest Trump’s Impeachment by otomatic(m): 7:38pm On Dec 19, 2019
Signed by Dick N'Bawls . I no fit laugh - Mr Dick and Balls is befitting signatory.
RomanceRe: Am I Making A Mistake? by otomatic(m): 9:52am On Dec 17, 2019
dannyla:
Hmmmm, all the contributions are soo true but I fear he may become violent and go extreme. I've heard crazy things from him before.
What do you mean? Is there a threat to your life?
PoliticsRe: Nigerian Senate Makes Case For Nuclear Energy by otomatic(m): 11:27am On Dec 13, 2019
mrphysics:
I am very sure you enjoy constant blackout in Nigeria. You like to blame government and still don't want solutions.

Just mention any country where Solar is their major source of power except Morocco?

Some of you just come to nairaland to talk nonsense
Without talking nonsense, you do realise that those countries you are looking up to do not have an abundance of sunshine like Morocco does. Hence you find them investing in wind farms. Besides, we have other power sources so we are looking at an energy mix.
PoliticsRe: Nigerian Senate Makes Case For Nuclear Energy by otomatic(m): 8:19pm On Dec 12, 2019
hisgrace090:
Nuclear power have come to stay and its time for us to embrace it, there is no harm in trial!
Ah Chairman, there is every harm in TRIAL. A nuclear process, once started, cannot be stopped. It's irreversible. You cannot have any small mistakes. Have u heard of the Chernobyl and other disasters? Germany that is winding down their nuclear stations cannot quench the nuclear process. They are just burying it under thick concrete and salt domes. I am truly afraid for Nigeria. Let senate look at solar and wind. Those are also safe and cleaner sources.
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Lady Loses Employment Opportunity Over Semi-nude DP On Social Media by otomatic(m): 11:01am On Nov 30, 2019
mezarddinny:
the employer is unserious or she is probably a woman scared that the job seeker will come and take her shine in the office.
Jack Dorsey, the ceo of tweeter uses nose rings and styles his hair in an "unprofessional" manner yet he is still leading a giant company successfully. nigerians and their misplaced priorities
Bro leave that matter. Shebi Jack is CEO. My MD spots a beard but his staff dare not try it. If you can't deal, go start your own company. That's life, free not fair.
PoliticsRe: Ike Ekweremadu Ran For His Life In Germany (Photos) by otomatic(m): 9:31pm On Aug 18, 2019
The real revolution. I see this as people holding their elected representative accountable for his actions or inactions.
CrimeRe: ATM Scam Caught On Camera, Goes Viral (photos) by otomatic(m): 11:51am On Aug 17, 2019
It is not the bank guards'/staff's job to assist you with ATM transactions. Reason is that, if a fraud is later committed on your account, you'll come back to accuse and sack them. So either learn to do it yourself or do not subscribe to the service.
PropertiesRe: Architectural Masterpieces From Black Lake House by otomatic(m): 9:47pm On Aug 14, 2019
Honestly, I so much admire these pent house structures. I earnestly hope to afford one someday. Till then, keep giving me dreams.
EducationRe: Yakubu Nura: UNIMAID Press Release On Winning 'World Physics Champion' by otomatic(m): 8:31pm On Aug 14, 2019
Why is everywhere quiet? Una heads nor like book?
CelebritiesRe: Laila Johnson-Salami Asked To Dye Naturally Blonde Hair To Be Issued A Passport by otomatic(m): 9:33pm On Aug 07, 2019
From the comments, most people suffer either from lack of comprehension or first-to-comment syndrome. Haba, how do you ask someone with a NATURALLY blonde hair to dye it black so as to get a passport? Tomorrow if we are looking for the person, won't we be looking for the wrong features?
PoliticsRe: FG Triggered RUGA Alarm In Abia With Suspicious Trailer Park - Sunday Owualah by otomatic(m): 5:03pm On Jul 27, 2019
A trailer park with school? Isn't it supposed to be a transit hub or is it now a settlement? Imagine citing a school in a motor park. Very suspicious
FamilyRe: Gloria Akuffo: I Had My Children With People's Husbands by otomatic(m): 12:20pm On Apr 27, 2019
wirinet:
This is the quote that cracked me up;
[size=14pt]"Because my doctor insisted I must have [the] children"[/size]

Since the doctor prescribed having children for whatever illness she had, why did the doctor not provide the cure? Or was the doctors equipment not working
I think you are mistaken. There was no illness at all. She probably fell pregnant and was considering abortion. But the doctor advised against it. She is just trying to polish up the whole scenario.
CelebritiesRe: Timi Dakolo And His Family Leave For Dubai In Style by otomatic(m): 1:58pm On Apr 26, 2019
NobleAngell:
thief!
I doubt. Just security conscious.
CelebritiesRe: Timi Dakolo And His Family Leave For Dubai In Style by otomatic(m): 1:57pm On Apr 26, 2019
airsaylongcon:
Their house can now be burgled without interruption
That's all.
CrimeRe: John William King Executed In Texas For Death Of James Byrd Jr, Black Man by otomatic(m): 7:57pm On Apr 25, 2019
charliboy654:
2hrs, read well
i think he meant that the matter lasted from 1998 till 2019
PoliticsRe: How We Escaped Death In APC Guber Candidate, Ayogu Eze’s House - Observers by otomatic(m): 8:03am On Mar 10, 2019
Foolishness at it's peak. How do you visit a candidate's premises in an opposition's marked vehicle? Did you inform the friend that provided the vehicle of that movement or you want to put him in trouble with his bosses now that the vehicle has been destroyed?
Truly, common sense is scarce.
PoliticsRe: Akwa Ibom Youths Storm Hotel To Arrest Imported Thugs Ahead Of Elections. Photos by otomatic(m): 1:48pm On Mar 07, 2019
daddytime:
Lazy idiotic youths who still volunteer themselves to be used by the thieving politicians who care less about them.
Politicians will be chilling and hiding their kids away abroad and in their mansions sipping the best wines while these reprobates are only good to stir up trouble and cause mayhem.

Idiots..
I hope they get given the Akwa Ibom treatment.

No one should ask me about the Akwa Ibom treatment...if you want to know go to Akwa Ibom and ask anyone to scream..."thief o thief o" behind you...

On a second thought and having gone through the list of names...it is apparent all the boys are from Benin and something tells me these are yahoo boys hiding out in hotels away from home while carrying out their nefarious hustles. They do this a lot and would tell their folks they are out of the country...
I see no correlation between Edo boys and Akwa Ibom elections.
Bros, don't have second thoughts. If you were in Aks presently, you will recognise the cap one of them is wearing as it is the APC campaign cap in the state.
PoliticsRe: How Akpabio Was Rigged Out — Oshiomhole by otomatic(m): 9:29pm On Feb 28, 2019
AMI3:
A whole lot of people feel so bad for Akpabio even those in PDP.

If come to his senatorial district and mock Akpabio in the present of any market woman if you don't take they women in the market will kill u.

Most women voted for PDP because they thought that Akpabio is still in the party.u

It is so sad what happened to him.

The whole land is sad because what happened to him ( Akpabio)

We don't Chris because he can not represent us. Even Chris wasn't sure of himself

The whole thing is miscalculation from Akpabio

In summary
Gbam!
This is someone from Akwa Ibom speaking. Akpabio without PDP is nothing. The people love him, but the people know only PDP. It's not just a party, but a religion. I'm sure the man himself had said this same thing. Go to the villages, it is the umbrella that they know. So decamping or in his words moving over to APC was a miscalculation.
CrimeRe: I Was Gang-raped By 8 Students, Blackmailed, Unilag Student Tells Court by otomatic(m): 8:07pm On Feb 26, 2019
Seanixking:
In summary:
(1)peace called you to come to high rise and meet her and yinka. you went over, but met her absent.
(2)And still follow yinka and some other dude inside the house.
(3) After you have been ganged raped, you didn't asked peace wathsapp, but kept quiet and still see her as a friend, even when it damn so obvious it was a set-up.

pheew, how daft can one be. I won't judge you coz i wasn't there, but don't expect me to believe this hogwash.
Did you consider her background? She was 17 and naive. Not everyone is street smart. Some people were raised in a very sheltered home. University may have been her first time away from home with some independence. It's a lesson for parents.
PoliticsRe: Godswill Akpabio Loses Senatorial Seat - The Nation by otomatic(m): 9:21pm On Feb 25, 2019
Warsaw saw God.

What money cannot do, more money...
What More money cannot do... #OnlyGod.

I congratulate my people. We say a resounding no to playing god. We keep the faith... #No decamping. PDP for life.
PoliticsRe: INEC Electoral Officer Related To Akpabio Nab With Results And Ballot Papers by otomatic(m): 11:03am On Feb 24, 2019
olujastro:
Before you rush and conclude because of the name. One Akpabio's brother is serving in Udom's govt and has been working hard for the PDP to defeat Godswill Akpabio and the APC in AkwaIbom.
The one mentioned is not serving in the AKSG. Only speak on matters you have firsthand knowledge.
AutosRe: »»» Sold!! Neat Toyota Corolla Sports 06 & Honda Pilot 05 @ N1.5M Negotiable ««« by otomatic(m): 11:55am On Jan 17, 2019
Can you show the corolla dashboard?
CrimeRe: Police Apprehends Fraud Suspects Who Use Software To Steal From Bank Accounts by otomatic(m): 12:58pm On Jan 07, 2019
fasho01:
I don't mean the stealing aspect please

I mean the software
Did they develop the software?

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