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Romance › Re: Tips For Dating An African American (akata) Woman by otomatic(m): 9:06pm On May 04, 2020
pDudd:
I have started already. Check romance forim
OK. Thanks.
Romance › Re: Tips For Dating An African American (akata) Woman by otomatic(m): 8:45pm On May 04, 2020
pDudd:
Thanks.

As for Nigerian women in America, I have to open a separate thread for that one because the story is very long. It is similar to this one but different in some ways. Maybe I will do that after this one.
Abeg drop the link here when you start.
Romance › Re: Tips For Dating An African American (akata) Woman by otomatic(m): 7:59pm On May 04, 2020
alphaNomega:
Don't you ever say this! Equal chance?! WTF what were our black forefathers doing when the whites were developing their societies and exploring the world?

Have you even read my signature? It is talk like this that inspired it! angry

What the heck do you mean by equal chance? The white people saw large water bodies and built ships, our forefathers saw large water bodies and did what? This was even before both groups ever met, so don't play that slavery card. How was there no equal chance then?

Let me tell you now, geographically white folks got the shorter end of the stick, they were at a disadvantage. They lived in places were year in, year out, the weather system is trying to kill you (think winter) But the lazy race had everything in abundance but were too dull to develop.

"We were enslaved for 400 years" mehn, fúck that! If we had sense then, we would have not been enslaved in the first place.
Thank You! I'm tired of blacks blaming slavery, colonialism, infact everyone and everything but themselves.

Look at the Jews, they've also been through slavery, captivity, Holocaust, economic deprivation, yet, they have overcome.

Blacks need to reflect on their past and learn some lessons else the narrative will not change.
Culture › Re: Emir Tafida Abubakar Ila Dies Hours After Hospitalisation by otomatic(m): 7:45pm On May 02, 2020
dangermouse:
Rip. The system failed you.
He was the System. He failed.
Investment › Re: Commercial Papers by otomatic(m): 7:27am On May 02, 2020
How/where does one purchase a commercial paper?
Health › Re: Two Borno COVID-19 Patients Flee After Testing Positive by otomatic(m): 9:51am On Apr 27, 2020
Even if it is death sentence, will running away save you from dying?
Celebrities › Re: Why Did Davido Call Mercy Johnson And Her Husband 'wicked, Evil People'? by otomatic(m):
You took money for a deal yet did not honour the agreement. You deserved to be sued for even more than the amount cos you even damaged their reputation.

And this comment you wrote can be ground for further legal action, assuming they are as vindictive as you are.
Romance › Re: South African Lady Calls Nigerian Girls 'prostitutes' And Calls Out Nigerian Men by otomatic(m): 4:06pm On Apr 24, 2020
NockMedia:
The Nigerian guy messed up. Even If he doesn't have the money to "import" the Boujee chick, he should have still kept his cool and maintained the friendship. But no, he wants everything to be sharp-sharp. Typical trait of the average Nigerian man when wooing a lady.
Her response was mature. He doesn't even deserve to be friends with her, not because she is foreign or something but because he is childish.
He should grow the Fu ck up.
Well said. Thank you!

The Okoro guy made the lady ridicule our women, currency, hygiene, and entire country.

Sad.
Crime › Re: IBEDC Staff In Ogun Beaten For Distributing Electricity Bill (Disturbing Pics) by otomatic(m): 3:58pm On Apr 24, 2020
justmenoni:
Nigeria is truly a joke, why not send bills via post or via emails or create an app for users where you can access and pay your bills ?
Na prepaid meter sure pass. People can buy credits online or from retailers. You See this lockdown, if people no pay and they come for disconnection, this guy's case will be child's play.
Crime › Re: IBEDC Staff In Ogun Beaten For Distributing Electricity Bill (Disturbing Pics) by otomatic(m): 3:52pm On Apr 24, 2020
That is why they should install prepaid meters . no need to visit people with the bills. Everyone will buy power credits online or with street vendors. But no, them too like "estimated" bill so they can bill for darkness.
Properties › Re: 4 Bedroom bungalow For Sale In P.H by otomatic(m): 3:45pm On Apr 24, 2020
emmanuelgon:
Thank you, if you are interested call or WhatsApp me and stop the lecture
Sorry. No vex.
Properties › Re: COVID-19: Is An Employer Bound To Pay His Worker Salaries- Legal Perspectives. by otomatic(m): 1:11pm On Apr 24, 2020
utepu:
That is a wonderful legal contribution that will be helpful in this trying period for many people out there.
De Law, please does the doctrine of Force Majuere also apply to a situation where am serving a loan obtained from a financial institution payable on a monthly basis and I am not able to meet my obligation in this period of pandemic?
Your advice will be appreciated.
Thanks
Reach out to your creditor and they will arrange for you to have a certain number of months where you do not have to make any payments (moratorium).
Properties › Re: 4 Bedroom bungalow For Sale In P.H by otomatic(m): 12:57pm On Apr 24, 2020
A picture is worth a thousand words!

Your pictures did not cover the property well. Add pictures showing interiors,exteriors and surroundings.
Health › Re: COVID-19: Kutlwano Selaledi Commits Suicide Over 28-Day Lockdown In Botswana by otomatic(m): 7:22pm On Apr 16, 2020
iyke926:
This news dey confuse me. Why use "they", "their"? Shebi na one guy die.



GrammarNazi show yourself. angry sad
The dead is a " gender nonconformist " hence the use of "they" and "their" to show that the dead is neither male nor female.

Last last this kind search for identity is confusing and can lead to depression and of course suicide, lockdown or not.
Food › Re: Recommend N3k Soup That Will Last For 1 Week For A Family Of 12 by otomatic(m): 7:09am On Apr 16, 2020
2 soups sef. Okro and ogbono for 1500
Or Achi for 1500. But no meat sha. U fit arrange snails.
Politics › Re: Full Text: President Buhari's Address On Coronavirus by otomatic(m): 8:12pm On Apr 13, 2020
No reference to the security situation in Lagos and Ogun, huh?
Family › Re: The Radfords: UK's Largest Family Welcomes Baby No 22 Amidst Coronavirus Crisis by otomatic(m): 3:05pm On Apr 13, 2020
The mother, Sue is 44, son Chris is 30, meaning she had him at age 14!
Are you thinking what I'm thinking?
Politics › Re: COVID-19: A Nairalander Calls On Seun To Offer Give Away For Members by otomatic(m): 8:30am On Apr 10, 2020
Is Seun a "celebrity" in the sense we use that word? Can you identify him if you see him?
The guy is usually quiet, so he might be doing something in his usual quiet way.
Family › Re: What Has The Lockdown Opened Your Eyes To? by otomatic(m): 4:42pm On Apr 08, 2020
Tersorio:
The whole situation proves that A MAN IS AS POOR AS THE PLACE HE COME FROM, irrespective of what he has in his bank account.
This is deep! Loud it bro. Let the "polithiefcians" and other elites hear you.
Investment › Re: MBA Investors Forum by otomatic(m): 10:57am On Apr 01, 2020
https://thenationonlineng-net.cdn.ampproject.org/v/s/thenationonlineng.net/sec-uncovers-12-ponzi-fraudulent-investment-schemes/amp/?amp_js_v=a3&amp_gsa=1&usqp=mq331AQFKAGwASA%3D#referrer=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.google.com&amp_tf=From%20%251%24s&ampshare=https%3A%2F%2Fthenationonlineng.net%2Fsec-uncovers-12-ponzi-fraudulent-investment-schemes%2F

SEC does not know MBA contrary to their claims
Investment › Re: Mba Forex Training by otomatic(m): 10:55am On Apr 01, 2020
https://thenationonlineng-net.cdn.ampproject.org/v/s/thenationonlineng.net/sec-uncovers-12-ponzi-fraudulent-investment-schemes/amp/?amp_js_v=a3&amp_gsa=1&usqp=mq331AQFKAGwASA%3D#referrer=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.google.com&amp_tf=From%20%251%24s&ampshare=https%3A%2F%2Fthenationonlineng.net%2Fsec-uncovers-12-ponzi-fraudulent-investment-schemes%2F
Christianity Etc › Re: Coronavirus: Pastor Poju Oyemade's 2019 Prophecy Of An Unstoppable Plague by otomatic(m): 9:30am On Mar 29, 2020
Rubbish. This can be interpreted for any disaster situation.
Romance › Re: Is It Okay To Tickle My Brother's Wife? by otomatic(m): 9:51am On Mar 17, 2020
Kingjames96:
I tickle my brother's wife on her waist sometimes and she laughs and don't complain. is it wrong? what is your opinion?
Hmm. Na from clap dem de enter dance. Be guided.
Business › Re: My Bank Account Restricted Unjustly by otomatic(m): 9:49pm On Mar 15, 2020
Harbeeorlar:
But seriously is there proof for all the monies that enters your account? A random person that send money to me legitimately can just choose to report me?
Imagine. A random person sending you money for no reason/transaction. Thank your stars the amount is small. Go and clear yourself before they whitelist your BVN.

And you don't need any lawyer. Just find out the branch that runs the ATM gallery. They have videos of everything happening there. They will investigate your story with it.
Politics › Re: Protesters At Amnesty International Lament Non-payment After Picketing by otomatic(m): 8:40am On Feb 12, 2020
Maxymilliano:
Weaponization of poverty. We will always have such people so long a region maintains 87% poverty rate of Nigeria.
Even the guy beside has "circular state" instead of "secular state".
Politics › Re: MURIC: "Amotekun Is A Christian Name, Must Be Changed" by otomatic(m): 4:42pm On Jan 28, 2020
And I thought Professors are cerebral. So a leopard is a christian animal. Please who made this man a professor?
Education › Re: Adeleke University Suspends Muslim Student For Not Attending School Chapel by otomatic(m): 6:10am On Jan 03, 2020
The suspension is in order. Can I drink beer in a sharia state and when caught by hisbah police claim that I'm not a Muslim?
Travel › Re: Softcom Flew All Employees To Dubai For Retreat by otomatic(m): 8:11pm On Dec 24, 2019
Neoteny:
So if the plane crashed the entire company is wiped off.

Dumb idea
You are assuming they were all in one plane, but it's likely that wasn't the case
Politics › Re: Ahmed Mohammed Withdraws From Sowore's Fundamental Rights Enforcement Suit by otomatic(m): 9:19pm On Dec 23, 2019
Okoroawusa:
Sowore should rot in jail...

If I was a president n you called for a revolution few months after losing in an election you willingly contested in, I will have you assassinated.


Buhari is very lenient
How is losing an election and calling for #revolutionNow different from losing an election and calling for Mass Action?
Politics › Re: Quilox: Akin Alabi Accuses Police Of Demanding Bribe To Release Impounded Cars by otomatic(m): 9:10pm On Dec 23, 2019
So, use your office to champion a total reform of the police. In fact, champion #endSars.
Foreign Affairs › Re: Joey Saladino Donates His Testicle To Protest Trump’s Impeachment by otomatic(m): 7:38pm On Dec 19, 2019
Signed by Dick N'Bawls . I no fit laugh - Mr Dick and Balls is befitting signatory.
Romance › Re: Am I Making A Mistake? by otomatic(m): 9:52am On Dec 17, 2019
dannyla:
Hmmmm, all the contributions are soo true but I fear he may become violent and go extreme. I've heard crazy things from him before.
What do you mean? Is there a threat to your life?

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