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Dcaliphate:

She wants ur D bro.
Chop the food, chop the cook.
Was in a similar situation few years back, it was so sweet, there were no strings attached, I just dey eat, knack, eat, knack. It was clear she wanted me. I too wanted a taste of the food and the cook.

OMEGA009:
Do it the Nigerian way.
Start by saying “Haaa, neighbor. This one wey you dey give me food steady, make your boyfriend no vex ooo. I no get power to fight”

or if you think she wants knacks and you’re able to do it, say “Neighbor, all this food wey you dey give me, my waist don dey full oooo. I for like pay you back with one night of Netflix and chill”

but if you want to end it, say “my girlfriend don dey complain say I no dey chop her food anymore. I no want make she pour you acid”.

Go and try any of the above but do it quickly before you chop winch.

backtalkG:
Na so one mature lady I had for a neighbour was being nice and cooking for me that year although I do give her money for the cooking. The day a gal came to sleep over at my place I see red for this woman hand, come see ranting and malice for days lol. I come dey wonder wetin she want from me because I have never had any romantic thoughts about her b4

Is04970:
On the due date Sir.

sweethoney1234:
See as I just Dey laugh

adesegun121:
Mummy our teacher said we should bring two live chickens toschool for December practicals, reply as a Mum.


Me: Your teacher mind No go tourch ground

Is04970:
We have the most useless government in Nigeria.
Send the message a person received on his due date from a loan shark.

BananaPeel:
The first place I worked was a private school back in 2011. Every time the proprietress issues me cheque for my salary,she will instruct me to run to the bank without hesitation. Others that goes to the bank late won't be able to cash the cheque because the little in it has been collected by me and two others.
I left after the waec exams when I found out some staff are being owed between 5-8 months salary.

Monaboo:
Please what does Business Development Executive job position mean?

Is this job same as a Marketing job cos I see it as same.

All of you working as Business Development Executive in a private firm, what do u do?

lavylilly:
I've actually had three experiences...

The first was in 2015 , I was working but I had issues with the job and wanted to get a job Before leaving, this was before I knew anything about the called GNLD, I called them to find out about it and a man told me to come to their office for the "interview".

When I got there and listened to their cock and bull story, I asked them where the factory is and they then told us that it's actually a marketing job, while showing us pictures of people who were sponsored by the company to Dubai... After a while, I discovered that it was a sham and left....

The second time was in 2017 when an old classmate of mine who told me that it was an "free empowerment seminar", I had rushed there hoping to maybe learn a small skill for a minimal amount... When I reached there only to discover that it was GNLD with the usual stories, I just stopped by the door and left and told the hungry looking manager that I wasn't interested.

The third time was actually out of boredom, when I never knew that the job adverts on Facebook were shams. I went to attend what they said was actually a "hotel job interview" only for me to reach there and see the usual stories... I simply played along and even wrote their fake exams, then some hungry looking guy came out and introduced himself as the director wearing an expensive looking suit (which looked obviously borrowed)... He came and gave us a mind blowing speech about how he is making millions and we can do the same and when he asked if any of us wants to leave , I got up and left (which really shocked him since he felt he's got everyone by his lies).
I just pitied the people that remained, Because they don't even know that it's all a sham.


Just very few private companies in Nigeria are worth it, Some of them, you are at the "whims and caprices" of the CEO. A few actually trying the best they can and others it's a big NO for me.

thesicilian:
First you list your wife as your sister.
Then you get married to a foreigner, get citizenship and divorce just a few years after.
Then you bring back your Nigerian wife (whom you previously listed as your sister!) to the same country, while allowing her to attach her original marriage certificate.


How can a professor of Economics be thinking like an uneducated bricklayer?

12inchess:
Honestly we need to create like a consent app or something to get these ladies to sign abeg. Too many men have fallen for this no consent she was drunk rape thing. Even a lady that did it with clear eye can comeback and claim rape tomorrow.This is too much power to give your sex partner. They could totally ruin your life with this.

Odogwuzack:
Help him tell us how you helped him.

optimusprime2:
That might only prolong the duration of the court case.

Lawyers out here seem to be very skilled in making women win Divorce matters and sēxual harassment cases.

Why not avoid wahala altogether instead of trying to find out if a snakes tongue is pink or red.

KingOfAllIgbos:
Onyedika Oriaku

I read one article of a lady raped by a barber here on Nairaland and I was shocked.

People were saying she wanted sex that's why she allowed them to be together in a room... she must have enjoyed.

Rape apologists better get cured of their stupidity here. You MUST get explicit consent. If you get to the West, they might give you the right medicine for your illness.

Ask Ba aka Oyinbogoju who got 40 years to Life in Prisonment.

https://wap.nairaland.com/4028576/mother-four-raped-sons-barber

Goalnaldo:
There's one maid here close to my house. I called her the other day, she didn't come but she'll be looking at me from their window upstairs everytime I'm outside 🤣😂

Mayeldah:
A drunk woman cannot give consent but a drunk man can be charged of rape? the west and their anti-men laws

I am not supporting rape but certain things nor just balance for men in this world. The report said CCTV caught them kissing.

shey rapist dey kiss first before him rape woman?

optimusprime2:
When oyibo woman ask you for knack, run away... like run as fast and as far as possible.

Why? Because they can change that narrative in a heart beat... ask Benjamin Mendy.

Blackmoran:
The law in the western region is anti men,. If I am based there I will avoid anything involving women like a plague...
First of all both adult where in a night club. Obviously drunk...
Both of them did the deed.... But it seems the lady didn't think it through in the first place....
After a couple of minutes she felt bad about it.... So this young man is paying for this lady foolishness.....
Have you watch a movie or romantic novel seeing intimate peopleasking for consent before sex or forwplay... How stupid would that be....
The issue here that people are not talking about is what consistute consent.... How can a a adult with brains feel is ok to have sex with someone and later feel bad about it and call it rape..

Hezmatosky:
If woman never rope you or see person wey woman don rope for abroad, you won't understand what abroad is. Ordinary to compliment woman's nyash na sexual assault for abroad. Idiot people

obailala:
Why do I feel this is just another careless victim of a drunk white woman?

Avoid drunk hornny women! Avoid drunk hornny white women! Avoid drunk hornny UK women!... This warning can never be overemphasised. Even if they come at you, throw themselves on you, grab your staff, and literally beg for sex, push them away and run for your life, cos you might just have the police knocking at your door the next morning!

LordIsaac:
I now understand all the modules they made us do and get certificates for before setting foot on their soil. Consent must not be joked with o. I have resolved that whether with consent or no consent, I will not bother to even think of such! Face what took you abroad…period!

Dshocker:
At 18yrs, she had 4 sugar daddies ❌❌❌

She spent 20yrs in Europe, doing Mouth Gig ❌❌❌

Women 😂😂😂

Truths9ja:
Hmm 🤔 Nawaoooo

See the 350k hostel in Unilag that has got everyone buzzing

A video which surfaced online has left social media buzzing after a girl shared the hostel in Unilag her friend got which sells at 350k.


According to information, there is usually a balloting procedure done to get hostels in the University and not everyone is fortunate enough to get one.

However, some students who are lucky to get hostels, increase the price and resell to others who want to live in the hostel because of the proximity to classes.

The lady who shared the video of the Makama hostel, claims her friend got hers at an exorbitant price of 350k, but the environment is nothing to write home about.

See the 350k hostel in Unilag that has got everyone buzzing
State of Unilag hostel, Makama that sells at 350k.
The friend lamented how on getting to the room the door was detached, window net torn and there was no electricity coming into the room.

See reactions to the video:

@Ada_Ihiala said: If you have 350k to buy a hostel space, why not get an apartment instead? The point of getting a hostel is mostly the cost and close to school but omo! Since it’s this expensive kuku do your thing!

@softie0001 exclaimed: Ahhh. This is wickedness

@Haywonofficial said: Both of una no serious, you see this one and you do transfer?

@umorumona wrote: Even kirikiri prison no be like dis.

@naomi_akerele said: Na makama be this. Terrible place to stay


https://www.gistreel.com/see-the-350k-hostel-in-unilag-that-has-got-everyone-buzzing/

Gerrard59:
Interesting... So, you know her beyond Nairaland and Twitter?

MrDoGood:
She should enjoy

The only problem is...

She's going to expect a 30 yrs old boy to have all that type of money and spoil her like that.

Lol

Fountainofyouth:
If not that the guy has an ulterior motive due to "horniness", which right thinking guy will send money to a lady the second time after she didn't show up the first time? Is he not a compound fool? The lady was smart for not showing up because she knew what he wanted, but no, because you all are naturally slow in understanding, your brain did not think of that, a normal sane guy would have simply demanded for a refund instead of going through all the trouble of inviting her to a restaurant of which I'm sure he paid for the transport the third time just to prove a baseless point, but as usual, reason is far from you.

denitro:
This is an open and shut case.
Look for a lawyer that will take up your case, and sue the guy for at least 300k ( could be more).
Get the lawyer to serve him.
He will think it's a joke and probably won't show up for the court date, that is all you need to get a
default judgement against him. Then use the judgement letter to execute your payment from him using legal means.
Somewhere during the process he will plead with you to settle the matter out of court. Get your 70k back and get him
to pay your lawyer fees.
N.B: But please next time don't let someone waste 30k on Uber for nothing.
Grounds for you to win:
He invited you to the restaurant and he has admitted on chat that he did it intentionally.

Part 2:
After he pays you, he can now countersue you for invasion of privacy. (yes! it is illegal to share your chat messages
with someone without their permission).
He can now sue you for 300k and use the same lawyer you used.
You can settle out of court and pay him back the 70k and negotiate the lawyer fees.

izubext007:
She showed up at the restaurant 🍽️, but refuse to come to the house 🏡......deep thoughts

Preservedfish:
Most people don't have any idea what a date is


I marvel when men choose restaurant as a date


C'mon man


There are a lot of dates even low budget ones you don't have to spend much as a man


Date is an avenue to know the girl more not to gallop more food


When I was in uni , I took my girl back then to love garden
I bought Ice cream for both of us at the rate of 100 naira
We enjoyed it and discussed various intellectual topics.

ednut1:
the normal average men are also causing wahala. They go for poorer or younger babes. A corper in a rural area will use his 33k salary to entice babes, a man earning 50k to 60k will target girls in jamb lesson, 100 level students or those learning trade. Creating another cycle of entitlement. His cozy room , second hand flat screen tv and tiger generator is a sweet attraction for them .He will also disvirgin / sleep with most of the young girls around this hood while the other men get no action. The poorest resort to brothel for sex and no love for him. Like you have stated this damage is irreversible

ednut1:
If you start feeding wild animals like lion, hyenas , tiger etc . They will lose their ability to hunt. Nigerian men were the one that spoilt the women with money till they became entitled. If you hammer today you will still use your money to snatch another man babe. Why blaming the women

Nigerian men have also carried that useless culture outside and using money to entice women in other african countries. A female friend from mali/france was doing uber food delivery with her bike in Toronto part time. Guess what Nigerian men she has met are telling her. That a fine babe like her should not be doing such hustle, she should come date them so they can take care of her.