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I must confess to being simply astonished that NOT ONE person, among all who thus far have responded to this lady's enviable predicament, broke from the herd and mentioned to her the most obvious remedy to meet her every need, attainable in the safety and comfort of her own bed literally every day rain or shine.

Yes I am speaking of battery-operated devices SPECIFICALLY designed to guarantee discerning women multiple euphoric explosions PER APPLICATION. Why on earth is everyone asking this lady to "think about other things", or "relax and pray for respite from desire", or "be patient until the hot-and-bothered impulses go away", as though the very notion of her simply achieving Nirvana quickly, efficiently, CONSISTENTLY, regularly, and, most of all, SAFELY, is a subject of taboo.

It is a medically proven fact that women who reach sexual climax on a regular basis FAR outlive those who don't get laid enough. Thanks to modern technology, those health benefits are EASILY attainable for ALL women in a manner that is 100% FREE from unwanted pregnancy concerns, relationship variables or transmissible disease fears. A $60 quality-made variable-speed woman's szex toy would slip easily into her purse, but when deployed in privacy, proceed to deliver ORDERS OF MAGNITUDE more convulsive multiple climaxes than would be possible if that same woman spent her every waking moment trying out new human lovers.

From married women whose husbands cannot supply on demand, and who thus use electronic "mommy's little helpers" to great effect when the kids are off to school, to college girls needing some quick mental relief in order to concentrate on exam revision studies, informed women from ALL walks of life ALWAYS reach for their variable-speed rubberized schlongs to do the honors PRECISELY to their own exact specifications.

My humble admonition to the OP is that she has indeed been NEGLIGENT in her FAILURE to possess a robot lover in this day and age, as evidenced by her inquiries in this forum about how to go about getting off as needed, indicating an uncertainty on her part that simply would not exist IF she had taken the initiative of equipping herself appropriately so as to " sexually self-medicate" with a comprehensiveness reported to greatly exceed that which is "humanly attainable", yet is available at the quiet flip of a power switch to awaken the pocket-sized beast of pleasure for another tranquility-inducing session or two.

BackDatAssUp:
We are not discussing his authenticity as a Prophet or not. My guess is he isn't.

What I want to know is how he gets this predictions right, all the time!

As long as the CNN-inspired "prophesies of your mass-murdering fraudster pastor SEEM to have materialized in the tiny brainwashed faculties of his victims and sheep, then hey, just be blissful, and glad you have figured out all the mysteries of the universe, after paying a conman to break it all down for easy understanding.

BackDatAssUp:
Coming from some one who faces some rock in the east banging their heads on the floor to it.

Ha ha you got jokes. The only banging I do is with my fine young woman, and you ain't gonna hear no more on that ha ha.

Kc3000:
Is there any precedence for this kinda practice in the Bible? The prophets in the Bible delivered direct and precise messages from God. It seems like this guy watches the news, spices it up a little bit and asks people to pray. He forecasts a dizzying amount of things that 'may' or 'may not' happen, and when one sticks his army of groupies erupt in a frenzy.

I love God, I have no patience for phonies.

There is yet hope for Africa, provided that people with functioning brains like yourself do NOT become an extinct species there, bred out of existence over generations, by disproportionate millions of idol-worshiping dimwits infesting the continent like a plague of diseased, oxygen wasting rats.

Pangea:
Una don start again?
Una no dey tire?

The same prophet who reverse engineer his prophecies after the event has happened?

Is this an attempt to re-launder his image as a man of God rather than charlatan who pretends he has a direct hotline to heavens.

You ain't lyin. That lunatic pastor even tried to blame little green men from Mars, for the collapse of his slum building of which 6 floors were added to a rickety foundation that could barely carry the weight of TWO floors.

Arrest and jail Pastor Jaduga for INTENTIONAL mass-murder using substandard bush village construction as the weapon of choice to slaughter over a 100 of his brainwashed victims, and also for the crime of PREVENTING rescue teams from accessing to site of his collapsed shanty house, until ALL the wounded died horrible deaths.

Once again and with due respect : Ffuck you Pastor Jaguda, and may you rot in hell, you greedy murderous, monkey-faced scumbag.

GenBuhari:
You are going to be dissappointed.

The Ebola hoaxers has already written the script . for Ebola to re-emerge to impact elections somehow. May be giving excuse for cancellation ?

Oh just shut the ffuck up will you. If your opinion is needed on any subject, it will be beaten out of you, so desist from this desperate and childish attention-seeking behavior in the meantime, you horrid little boy.

By poisoning a child abuser and killing him like the filthy rat that he is, this child victim of modern-day slavery performed a vital service to society, sending an evil creature to hell where he was long overdue.

Rather than being tried as a criminal, this child escapee from slavery should be considered as a future recipient of a humanitarian award, for her excellent job of showing how to rid the world of truly bad people, one at a time.

Pastor Jaguda is a criminal and a career con-man who just LOVES to "predict" disaster for other people, yet strangely was UNABLE to anticipate that the slum building he ordered built to house his cult-followers, using shoddy and illegal construction methods, would collapse and kill over 100 of his victims.

This horrible man really should be brought to book and sued into well-deserved bankruptcy as a reward for his lifetime career of stealing from the poor and the gullible, by masquerading as a God-like messiah who needs a constant torrent of cash from his sheep, many of whom go hungry to feed that nasty man's insatiable greed.

Arrest and jail Pastor Jaguda NOW, and lock his goat-bearded thieving az in jail where the sun don't shine. That liar is now also an unrepentant mass-murderer who needs to be locked up and deprived of ALL his stolen wealth for the rest of his wasted life.

Oh, and just so you know it is VERY personal, Pastor Jaguda, may I suggest that you go to hell and rot there amid the burning pits, after you have been successfully intercepted and shot in the head by armed robbers out on a wealth redistribution mission. A whole bunch of people eagerly look forward to celebrating your own untimely death, just as you crow with delight when other people get sick or die.


Ffuck you, Pastor Jaguda. You symbolize and epitomize ALL that is systemically wrong and malignant about the nation called Nigeria. Ffuck you, sir, and may you die sooner, rather than later, so that Africa can be rid of another thieving fraudster with access to TV networks.

Holy chit. I actually know a person whose essential character is DEFINED by ALL the negative traits listed by the OP, with not one single character defect left out.

That profoundly evil individual is universally loathed and reviled by every single person that has the great misfortune of crossing paths with them, and frankly if the mental illnesses listed above do in fact shorten the lives of those afflicted, an early demise of such a demonic character will be the cause of great jubilation and relief among a very large number of observers.

For certain, not one single person that I know who would shed a tear at such poetic justice, were it to occur on its own accord, in keeping with the laws of Karma.

yuncka:
Do U tink somone like this has anytin to boast of? U wil even end up shouldering the burial expenses, plus his numerous debts which is the main reason he wants to commit suicide.

Transport of the body to home village = 200 thousand naira for Express Service ( Because such movement of bodies is BANNED by law.)

Prayers by village elders for repose of the departed = 175 thousand naira (To be shared among 50 pastors)

Cow, Goats, Rams, Chickens, and other party food ingredients = 425 thousand naira

Salaries for Musicians, Masters of Ceremony, Security guards and spiritual consultants = 400 thousand naira CASH

Bribe to local government officials to temporarily rescind all laws forbidding night parties = 450 thousand naira

Security Vote for Armed Robbers Union ( To prevent "spontaneous" robbery attacks at party venue ) = 500 thousand naira.

Alcohol to keep police guard drunk until closing time = 250 thousand naira.

My own Secretary of Burial Logistics Development Levy = 250 thousand US dollars ( Payable in cash. No funny money accepted)

Mustay:
I understand you Papiwata and see reasons with your submissions. However, the case is that you cannot call the doctor's competence into questions when you're not competent enough to judge the procedures that were performed.

We are all here to learn but as others I've pointed out what's an unnecessary jab when the comedian doesn't understand what fully the elements of his/her joke are all about. It's just like laughing at the culture of some people without knowing what it's all about.

Not trying to derail the thread - SUAREZ is a good player; a professional who displays his competence on the football pitch. Love him or hate him, we know he's good. Unfortunately, his professional conduct has landed him in trouble. This doesn't mean he's not good at what he does, it's just that he could cause unfair play via his conduct. This is where the duty of the regulators come into play. He's punished for such conducts - if the regulators are not aware, it's reported (like Evra's racism case). That's where I differ - some of these acts would go unpunished if:

1. People fail to report these acts

2. The regulator fails to act on these cases (reported or observed)

By far the longest ever hospital waiting-room vigil that I ever endured in my entire life was in a NHS hospital in the UK, where a close relative hoped to see a doctor for a routine complaint. With that humbling experience foremost in mind, I won't be party to any chorus of mocking voices inclined to dismiss offhand the quality of medical care offered in Nigeria or Africa in general, HOWEVER, I still maintain that medical malpractice in all forms is rife in Nigeria, perhaps because criminal prosecutions in that area of white-collar fraud can be harder to establish in Nigerian courts, than would be the case anywhere in the industrialized and democratic West.

The OP described a chaotic conveyor-belt, one-size-fits-all, hit-and-miss, trial-and-error leave-it-to-God healthcare facility located in Nigeria, but clearly NO attempt was made to imply that ALL Nigerian hospitals operate in the haphazard manner so hilariously captured in writing by the OP.

If Nairaland forum readers employed in the healthcare industry feel that exaggerations were made in the picture of a contemporary Nigerian hospital painted for our light entertainment here, then just roll with the punches and don't take life so deadly serious all the time. Hell it could be worse. You could live in Brixton muahaha ha ha ha.

Lighten up, I say verily unto thee, for therein lies the road to peace of mind.

persius555:
All trucks transporting dairies, animal feeds, agric products all over the country should be thoroughly scrutinised. In fact all truck owners, petrol tankers must submit biometric records of their drivers, assistants to relevant security authorities. Contents of their vehicles must be made public. I can imagine BH changing tactics. All hands must be on deck to stem any more fatal bomb attack anywhere in the country.

Your faculties are fully engaged Persius, as you type opinions here. That is far more than can be said for many of the other respondents to this topic.

On a more serious note though, I like the cow-mobile pictured above, and now that I have seen this unique concept in practice, I want one NOW.

AlphaBobo:
too late

Too late ? Does this mean you are already dead, and are now communicating with this forum from the spirit world?

Ideyontop:
Why not ask the architects, engineers and the builders? Na T.B Joshua mould the blocks? Abi dem want to humiliate am for the coroner?

Fake prophet of doom TB Jaguda IS both responsible and criminally liable for approving and funding a structure that VIOLATED building codes, in that 6 floors were added to a foundation designed to carry the load of NO MORE THAN 2 floors.

TB Jaguda is therefore required to answer for his crime that led to over 100 avoidable deaths, and he CANNOT point to Mars and ask the law to go there and pursue little green men, given that is it Pastor Jaguda ALONE that has a case to answer, specifically of reckless endangerment leading to mass death. Let the law take its course, so that families of those killed by that arrogant and deceitful fake pastor can sue him into the absolute bankruptcy that he richly deserves.

Mustay:
^^^ I think this is more of professional conduct than the practice itself.

The line between professional "conduct" and medical malpractice is a thin line indeed, Mustay, since either scenario can lead to trauma, injury or death to patients, as a direct result of incompetence for whatever reason.

Even mass murderers are capable of smiling, especially when they anticipate grabbing some sort of reward for themselves.

This terror sponsor in post-election bloodshed instigator, Buhari, WILL have his day in court, before getting handed down a stiff sentence in jail for the sins of his miserable life, at which point his ugly wife will start getting serviced by the gardener and cook, in turns.

To the medical professionals who object to the less than flattering depiction of the Nigerian health care system submitted here by NaijaSingle Girl, let me just mention, to those who may choose to forget, that medical malpractice is RARELY prosecuted in Nigerian courts of law, and as such, Nigeria is a HEAVEN for incompetent, reckless, greedy and downright bogus doctors operating with forged qualifications framed on the walls of their trial-and-error medical practices.

Governor Fashola's creation of a szex offenders register in Lagos state should be replicated across the ENTIRE nation of Nigeria, so that doctors who regularly use medical checkups as pretexts to disrobe and probe women, and indeed children, can be BARRED FOR LIFE from practicing medicine, and even JAILED, in all instances where such serial offenders are found to be operating without genuine medical credentials, or to have victimized children below the legal age of consent.

I personally know of a "doctor" STILL operating in Nigeria, who has a special "examination room" where nurses are BARRED from being present, in clear and open violation of the laws applicable to the physical inspection of females by male doctors. Behind the locked doors of that illegal "examination room" the predatory "doctor" undresses ALL female patients, regardless of age or marital status, and then proceeds to poke around with his hands in their wombs, as he fumbles to whip out his hungry little lizard.

The next step of his routine involves interrupting his exploratory grope session to offer "discounted" medical bills to all women and children intimidated or cash-poor enough to accommodate his lustful intentions, with a list of victims that includes those that are heavily pregnant, as well as children as young as 12 years old, meaning that criminal jail-worthy offences occur routinely in that quack doctor's "hospital", which is also known for recording unusually high numbers of patient deaths over the years the place has been in operation.

Speaking from personal experience I recall a gorgeous British girlfriend that once accompanied me to Nigeria, during which time she suffered a mild case of malaria, and insisted on seeing a doctor just to be on the safe side. I took her to a doctor who was a respected acquaintance, and it was only later that my girlfriend expressed bafflement as to why she had to completely disrobe for the doctor who then took his sweet time probing around up inside her, before concluding that she did indeed have malaria, and would therefore recover with the medication I had already given her. I learned there was a hidden side to the good doctor on that day, and lost most of my respect accordingly.

Anyway, to cut a long rant short, medical malpractice and misrepresentation are RAMPANT in Nigeria, and are RARELY prosecuted, so the OP is NOT to be castigated for describing her own experience with medical care in Nigeria, which could have turned out far worse than it did in the end.

SoEndowed:
@xcelsia & kimmo... thank you soooo much. I'm so grateful for your advice and even though it may seem difficult to achieve becos of my sedentary(?) lifestyle, I want to give it all I can to have a relief, then total cure. God bless you all for your great efforts.

Just an update:

Someone had suggested I do a particular exercise yesterday when d pain was so severe and there was this burning sensation at my lower back. The suggestion was to roll my waist and hips clockwise for 20 times, then roll it again counter-clockwise 20 times or more as the pain may permit. I took off time from my desk, went to a quiet place in my office and did exactly that, and even included jogging and stretching. To my amazement, the pains eased and the burning feeling stopped. Throughout the day, I was as happy as a butterfly.

Elated by the result, I got home in the evening and repeated it but wait for this - i could not sleep well as the pains became aggravated. I'm so sore now and scared to do any such exercises. From yesterday, I have started on xcelsia's advice on fruits, and lots of water. I hope to provide you guys updates on my progress. Thanks to you all for being there for me.

May I suggest walking briskly in chest-deep water across the shallow end of a swimming pool, if there is one nearby. Of course if you can swim, that is in fact the ULTIMATE exercise to make ALL body pain a thing of the past. A few leisurely laps in the pool a couple of times a week will banish or greatly reduce all symptoms associated with sedentary desk job careers, including aches and pains in the back, and constipation.

If you never had the opportunity to learn how to swim in your youth, walking across the shallow end of a pool at chest-deep level, vigorously, will make you feel lighter on your feet, and years younger, while protecting your knees and ankles by reducing the effects of gravity and impact shocks on the ground, which are the primary reasons that jogging can be such a destructive exercise for anyone over the age of 30.

Swim or wade your troubles away, brother man. The water is your friend, but keep to the shallow end if your swimming skills are not up to par.

Go STRAIGHT to church right now, Idris Musty, and when you get there, join in with the others and just wave your arms in the air like you just don't care, while giving praise and 80% of your salary to any miracle pastor who owns a private jet. Even miracle pastors have cash flow problems now and then, and I know you would not want ANY of them to sell their private jet due to the cost of running those luxury modes of transport.

Give, and give generously NOW, Musty Man, so that Pastor Do-Right can make YOU right, by helping hand ALL your money to the Holy Spirit.

Thank you Lord !

Did the donor of 100 horses make provision for the food those horses will consume, since horses eat around the clock even while asleep ?

If the horse donor does NOT donate daily food for the lifetime of those animals, then the horses will most likely be EATEN by the police.

Imagine the scene in a village police chief's office :

DPO : "Oya, Coppul, go for backyard bring my patrol horse come park for front of my office. I wan patrol go collect returns for checking today."

Corporal Edet : "Oka that una patrol horse no dey again. Dem don collect am."

DPO : "I say BRING the horse, and you dey talk say dem don collect am. Who collect my horse ?"

Corporal Edet : "Na Area Command dem come take moto load all we horse yesterday, remain only the two when dey sick and nearly to die"

DPO: " What ? Area Command Mopol come for MY station and teef all my horse ? Which kind insult be dat ? Why una no fit stop dem?"

Corporal Edet : "Oka, dem say na order from Abuja, because dem hear say we no dey giff any food to the horse all, dey take hungry kill dem."

DPO: " I see say you no go school at all, Coppul Akpan. Who tell you say na EVERY day horse dey chop food and drinki wata? Abi you no know say horse sabi wakka for desert sand-san complete 3 month, without take mouth touch food and wata ?"

Corporal Edet: "No sir, na camel dey wakka without wata and chop for 3 month, no be horse. For my town den dey sop camel meat, and hin sweet no be small ting. How that camel meat dey sweet, with how dog and person own dey sweet, na the same ting, Oka."

DPO: "Na you sabi whether na horse abi na camel. In short, so na the small checking returns when I dey manage myself take feed my 7 pikin for house, na that small change dem say make I come begin take am dey buy food for patrol horse ? If na so make we kukuma kill all the patrol horse one time, and share the meat, so far nobody ready to send money when we go take dey feed dem every day."

Corporal Edet : " Oka, I say Area Command moto don load ALL we patrol horse, go kill for dem headquarters come sell the meat. Dem say na Special Security Mission wey get clearance from Abuja. All the horse don finish for backyard sa."

eaglechild:
You need help.

An urgent psychiatric evaluation.

Ebola has always been in the medical curriculum right from the 70s when it was discovered.
There are other hemorrhagic fevers like Marburg, Lassa, yellow fever etc which are similar to Ebola.

It wasn't just cooked up yesterday, it has been there.

It is extremely callous and insensitive for you too say that Dr Adadevoh an internist who had been working at first consultant for long while was a fraud who never existed.

You make just make me sick.

This spam regurgitating cut-and-paste creature to which you refer has been banned from writing to this forum several times in a row, in penalty for posting multiple rants urging Africans to reject all western drugs. He is clearly on a desperate mission to lure Africans to early deaths, and to that end, REAMS of false claims have polluted the pages of this discussion forum for at least the past twelve months, thanks to this one sadistic propagandist gone rogue.

Far from suffering from psychosis as you suspect, the individual expending so much energy bombarding this forum with rambling mis-information on medical matters, is clearly motivated by a very deep, blood-thirsty hatred of blacks and African's in particular, which is evident in the ZEAL with which these patently false messages are spewed out by the same perpetrator, for months at a stretch in between brief absences sitting out several forum bans imposed in recognition of the direct mortal dangers posed by people who flood information channels with bogus claims aimed at encouraging people to avoid preventative medical care.

The "Report" button is your friend, Eaglechild. This criminal is on a mission to kill people of the black race, by misleading as many as he can with false information about health care, posted in the "Health" section of this forum, and possibly others on the net. Bearing in mind the statistic of over 300 Nigerians who recently died from salt-water ingestion, after being misled by phone text messages to believe that drinking that deadly poison would imbue victims with resistance to the Ebola virus, it is imperative that people whose manifest character is seen to be calculating, devious and hateful should be identified to law enforcement agencies who can pinpoint perpetrator locations with great precision, to facilitate arrests in any one of multiple jurisdictions worldwide, as events dictate.

All of you folks shouting that the Nigerian medical workers going to Liberia must not be allowed back in Nigeria, be advised that the order has been issued FROM ABOVE , that you ALL be rounded up and deported to work in Liberia until retirement age or death, to serve as a lesson to any others expressing such prejudice against the Ebola virus.

Seriously though, this Ebola pandemic is STILL burning out of control in three West African countries located a mere 2 hours flying time from Nigerian shores, so heightened vigilance at ports of entry via air sea and land, as well as in ALL hospitals nationwide, is ESSENTIAL to make sure that the disease does not recur amid the utter chaos that is Nigeria.

UnknownT:
After ur NL APC members supporting finish supporting you online, you go offline and eat your $150000 alone without giving any to them. They don tire for your 'chop alone and come online and boast about it' attitude

For an affordable $1000 sent into my account monthly by your bursar, I will applaud your every utterance like a trained sea lion, while vigorously expressing support for ALL points that you make, until such time as I am instructed otherwise.

davidylan:
Na you talk am.

Na the ting when bush rat take eye see for night, make am by-force begin dey wakka softly for afternoon.

davidylan:
Sounds like we have met before? I'm sure, of course, that you're just being "satirical".

No be all ting when eye see, wey mouth go fit talk am. E get as e be.

davidylan:
there is satirical writing and there is just plain ignorance. Again i urge you folks to please take a look at the definitions of the words you use before employing them.

Good to see you posting the odd submission here once again, dude. You have been silent for a long time, but I am relieved to note that rumors of your demise are greatly exaggerated, as usual.

Naijasinglegirl:
To those fighting for me, send me your addresses, a bag of rice will be delivered to your doorstep this xmas.

The bag of rice will do for starters, but I was also hoping to score to few yards of lace curtain material custom-printed with pictures of you grinning ear-to-ear in full political rally regalia, which I intend to have tailored into his and hers outfits that the missus and I can wear to impress and intimidate the neighbors. While you are at it, and in a giving mood befitting the holiday season, some good old cash, preferably in hard currency greenbacks, would go a long way to keep your esteemed name fresh in mind on the day we go to the election polling stations in Nigeria.

Oh and by the way, pay no mind to Oga Davidylan. He obviously would declare satirical writing an offense punishable by public floggings, were he in the position to issue such recommendations, so all hands must be on deck to ensure that Davidylan NEVER so much as sniffs the heady aroma of political power in Nigeria, and is preemptively rounded up on arrival at the airport the instant he attempts to visit Nigeria with the nefarious intent of pushing with his enemy-of-progress agenda on our God-fearing, cash-loving people.

Davidylan we dey watch you for America, anywhere you go. If you enter 7-11 to buy coffee for morning, we dey record am. If you take ya pikin dem go Burger King for Saturday afternoon after little league baseball, we people dey there under-cover, dey mop floor like janitor, and take one eye dey look you. If you mistake enter DMV to renew ya driving license, we go make sure say na Aba-made driver licence dem go send give you.

Take ya time o. I know say na because dem dey call you "Elder Statesman" for this Nairaland forum, na him cause wey you dey do yanga and insult Naijasingle Girl when we all go soon vote am enter governor office. Just drop ya apology here, together with small change in Amerikana dollars, and we go commot ya name for Black List, but o, do am sharply and quick, as correct man concern, before we oga see ya name there, come take red ink underline am, say make dem take you do example when people go remember with fear.

NafeesaAA:
The First group successfully over ran the MOPOL base despite brave resistance from the boys. They then join up with the second group and lunched a daring attack at the Government House. At the initial stage they seemed to have the upper hand, but a combination of Special forces and Police CTU guarding the Government House, they overcome the initial attack and inflicted massive casualty on the Boko Haram members. After suffering losses, they regroup and lunch another attack, that was when military Jets and Attack helicopters came in from Yola and started shelling them. Many where killed, many scattered to various direction. While retreating, they started setting houses on fire and they returned back to the MOPOL base and burnt the entire structures. Not done with they burnt the admin block of the Yobe state university, which I was told was the only structure affected.

The last group of fighters consisted of some of Boko Haram hardened and tested fighter where tasked with taking over the JTF HQ. That group came with suicide bombers, one suicide bomber rammed his explosives ridden vehicle at the gate of the JTF HQ while fighting was on going. But miraculously, the bomb refused to detonate, the suicide bomber came out of the vehicle and attempted to detonate the bomb manually before he was taken down by multiple burst of fire from our gallant troops. Seeing that their suicide attempt at getting into the JTF HQ is gone they retreated after coming under heavy helicopters gunshot. Many where also killed and reports reaching me indicate that some Boko Haram members where bombed while retreating back to Gujuba. A handful of them where arrested after the civilian JTF entered into the battle.

Amazing stuff, Nafeesa. Your calm, blow-by-blow description of a war raging all around you is proof enough that you are blessed with nerves of steel, which I would not be surprised to hear developed during and after military training you underwent at some point.

With Nairaland's intrepid combat reporter, Sirius Black now offline in self-exile from the job of writing war dispatches, your dispassionate front-line accounts fill a huge information void that was left when Sirius Black fell silent. Even more remarkable to me than the composed vividness of your first-person accounts describing street battles, is the very fact that you have not as yet exercised your option to simply pack up and board the next flight to safety within or without Nigeria, before airports close to civilians and trap you amid the mayhem.

I wish you the very best in the perilous place that you evidently reside, Nafeesa, but I also wish to advise that you keep your passport and other vitals packed and ready for hurried departure, if word comes on short notice that the chit has hit the fan over there, and the time is at hand to raise dust and leave in a hurry.

Keep your head down, fine woman, and, if you MUST remain there, keep us updated as history unfolds, to the best of your ability.

Ikwokrikwo:
You are right, but your able Governor Fashola thinks otherwise, at least Obiano did not organise a jamboree to celebrate such a basic thing as Fashola does for propaganda.

For endless DECADES before Governor Fashola's tenure, nearly ALL of Lagos streets had NO lighting of any sort, which led to astronomical crime rates.

Fashola is going all out and full speed ahead to CORRECT the myriad serious deprivations the people of Lagos state have suffered for as long as many there can remember, and, one of the BASIC RIGHTS of the people that Fahsola has now granted and fulfilled, throughout much of the Lagos metropolis, happens to be his provision of solar-powered and grid-powered street lights to keep the roads safe and protective of human life as the years go by.

This IS a VERY big deal, Ikwo Krikwo, and Lagos State Governor Fashola has EARNED the right to publicize his ongoing accomplishments while in office, given that his current post is but a stepping stone to his destined position as the President of the Nigerian Federation, to be realized one day, when the rooster crows at the break of a new, glorious dawn.

berem:
All I see are decorated Christmas lights and the street lights which is nothing worth celebrating. The only thing I am impressed about upper iweka is the total elimination of arm robbery and other crimes in that area.

All things considered, I think the OP was comparing Onitcha to Las Vegas, The City of Lights, NOT in order to claim that the decorative Xmas lights on a couple of Onitcha streets this December are in any way reminiscent of the 'Vegas Bellagio Hotel with its night-lit choreographed dancing water fountains, but merely to remind punters that it is just as easy and far cheaper to meet and consort women of questionable virtue in Onitcha, in comparison to what is on offer in 'Vegas.

In other words, the young female recreational consultants of Owerri are comparable in beauty and performance to those of 'Vegas, with the added advantage of being more affordable thanks to a weakened naira on the international currency exchange market. All told, getting some yang in Onitcha is a better bet than in 'Vegas, if you will pardon the pun.