₦airaland Forum

kingbang: If your IQ were to be anything greater than 10, you would have accepted MOP's folly by now and stopped exposing his stewpidity.

If you had any form of mental sanity in you, you would have been more productive in reasoning than the utter baloney you keep spewing here.

I cannot blame you though. Only if Yaba left was truly functional at full working capacity, you would not have the privilege of coming on the cyber space to exhibit your madness.

ALTRUTH: Oga, plss take one capsul of cryaquin three times daily to help urself or u can mix alabukun & otapiapia nd drink. D choice is urs shaa. Hahahahaha hohohoho

Only goats keep repeating the same inanity. Are you one?

kingbang: Have you ever heard Agbati or Okupe reply Patrick Obahiagbon or Mr Ibu?

What is tickling/exciting your idiocy right now? Should you not feel ashamed that a criminally corrupt Oku-igbe and a morally deficient Abati are being associated with President Retardeen?

kingbang: Am not here to hold brief for nobody but to say the truth!! Sensible people to resort to name calling just to get their message across. What if PEJ replies him with a derogatory name? He would fire back, right? just accept it, Soyinka just demystified himself and he will regret it for a long time.

LOL! You think a flying eagle is bothered about the irrelevant opinion a snail has of it?

Have you ever pondered why the so-called attack dogs in persons of Abati, Oku-igbe, etc cannot face up to Soyinka?

If madam shepopotamus respects herself and her husband, she will forthwith shut up her mouth!

ALTRUTH: Oooo try cryquin jor, u wil need som to b able to cry til 2019. See hw mch I care abt u? It is made 4 yaribawas, d criers of Nigeria. Hahahaha

I can almost predict that you are an undergraduate student at Otueke University. It is simply mental foolishness of you to skylark words with me.

You have the brain reasoning capacity of a tilapia fish. Hopefully ASUU will end their strike, and you can have less idle time on your hands.

kingbang: That is not the issue. You can criticize someone and call them to order without resorting to name calling. Just accept it, MOP goofed big time on this.

Who started the insults? When Soyinka advised Jonathan to call his wife to order as she was simply a mere domestic appendage to power, how did madam shepopotamus respond?

Prof. Soyinka did not. Simply gave madam shepopotamus something to remember for a long while to come.

Sincere Nigerians are tired of the Presidency insulting us when we critique them.

I clearly remembered when Nigerians were haranguing GEJ over the presidential pardon granted to Alams, how did Abati respond? He called Nigerians - sophisticated ignorance. Where were you to spew that GEJ and Abati goofed big time?

ALTRUTH: Bros, I hav some cryaquin capsules. Ppl like u need 1 satchet a day to b able to cry till 2019.

I don't use Otueke medicine. Thanks for your kind offer.

Ask yourself, why do the Jonathan's keep giving Nigerians the opportunity of giving them new names? E.g: Retardeen, Retardeeness, Shepopotamus!

Madam shepopotamus must be on heat at the moment. It is only when the hormones are raging, shepopotamus turns herself into a public nuisance all across Nigeria. What vulgarity!

Invite the so-called Uncle Amos for dinner na!

But more seriously, why are you requesting that your wife should delete his number? That smacks of a possessive, insecured jealous husband.

If you sincerely love your wife, divorce should not be the first thing on your mind!

Hmmmm...

So many underlining issues here I must say.

What kind of impression have you given your wife when you had money, such that since you became jobless, her attitude and behavior changed in the house?

Sorry to say, but you married a shallow woman. Does she understand the true meaning of the vows she took? Loving and supporting her husband in sickness, health, poverty, richness, etc?

Why were you going through her things? I find it utterly wrong when couples do things like this. You are simply pushing the marriage to the destination of failure.

Have you sat her down to discuss these things with her? Not out of anger or shouting at her? But rather getting her to be on the same page with you?

I think she wants the best for you, but her approach to handling the current issue challenging you is shallow.

Cheers.

Shepopotamus is an ugly female swampy animal in human form, graced with money, mere domestic appendage to power, with highly disgraceful and explosive English sentences.

homesteady: Out of all the people she condemned in the video, it was only PEJ you deemed it fit to pick out!!
That's the problem with some people!! They are mounting the whole blame on PEJ!!
They have not noticed all the states first ladies are silent also!!
They have not noticed that the female senators are also silent!!

They think it is a battle only PEJ can fight!! All women who are linked with the government should be blamed for keeping quiet!!

Don't worry PEJ will be inducted into NL hall of shame for her silence over this matter!

fiscalcliff: ^^^^^^^Who told you Bakare was silent
Didn't you read what he said on Sunday about this issue?
Get yo facts right before denigrating the man

My apologies to Dr. Bakare. He is actually the only man of God in Nigeria I sincerely respect and value utmostly.

I deliberately included his name so that some foolish beings will start using their brains to see that Bakare truly speaks out when the other so-called men of god keep mute.

alutawestand: I've finally said the sorry. I knelt down while saying it oooo and he was just smiling at me and said I should repeat after him not to do it again which I did. He apologised also.

He so ate the food that I prepared that he couldn't even walk again, and he was full of compliments.

I wanna thank everyone for the wonderful advice given to me. It really worked.

Wanna go to bed now. He's waiting for me with open arms. Tonight gonna be fire oooo. Lol

Gnite house.

Go and sin no more! Punish him well well in bed for all his buga on you though. You have a loving forgiving husband. Men like him are rare these days.

You have truly done the right thing. Avoid the olojukokoro eyes of Ujujoan as well. It shall be well with you and your family.

chaircover: Oh God!!!!! Not again!!!!!!

You people should just book a room at the Hilton

For the record Pataki started it this time. . . . .

LOL! I have not done anything na. Did you not notice the covetuous spirit of Uju? How can she be loving another person's property?

Ujujoan: Thank God I have a witness



Aproko, who send you? Abeg face front jare . . . mtcheeeeeeeeew!

My friend, will you sharap there!!! If I catch you chasing another person's property, your husband will hear am! Long throat woman!

Intimate with a cat

She must be gunning for a world record. Why has she not been subjected to a psychiatric evaluation? Some Lorazepam or Diazepam should sort her out.

More than an advantage. Everytime I look into her eyes, I see pure love from a woman to a man.

She makes me speechless.......

Ujujoan: Awwwww . . . I love ur hubby already. He's really a man, not all these boys getting married these days.

LONG THROAT!

Na persin hubby you go dey loff. Shior!

dayokanu: ^^^ Good girl. See as marriage wey wan scatter as at this morning, Don enter Honeymoon phase by the evening

Its well with you. I pity that bed and your neighbours tonight.

That kneeling posture dont forget oo. Both front and back kneeling

And dont mind Efemena. The way she dey grab microphone you go know say na Musician for her previous life

Oniranu!

If this man has any morals in him, he should kindly resign.

In a sane environment, his political career would be over.

Well spoken Stella.

I am ashamed to be a Nigerian. Adding further to your point, why are the likes of Oritsejafor, Adeboye, Oyedepo, Bakare, Oyakhilome, etc.... silent on this matter? Is there no love of God in them to speak out for righteousness sake?

This is a barbaric country!

You can only "invent" something that does not exist.

Stop selling this foolishness. Prototypes of bomb detecting machines exist on the internet. Download them, study it and you can design one yourself. But to foolishly spin out the word: "invent" here, smacks of inferiority complex!

rozayx5: if its true RIP. to her

i can see some heartless people who dont value their mums already spitting venom here. God forgive u

If you value your mom, ensure that she travels on the same road that Patience's mother has traveled on. The same road that a governor complained severally to the President, but rather than the mumurideen of a president to ensure appropriate action is taken on the road, he directs his action/anger on the governor.

That same road has swallowed the life of his own in-law. Shows how much they value their mom - right? You, your president, first lady and the minister responsible for that deplorable road are all heartless!

PapaBrowne: Hmmm! This battle has gone into spiritualese. The Kongi might have questions to answer.
It is not funny oh. I hope its false as Saharareporters is very good at breaking false news.
If its true, May her soul rest in peace and may her family be given the fortitude to bear.

So Saharareporters has now turned you into a paranoid freak? Where in the news report was Saharareporters mentioned?

A lot of you GEJ arselickers are gonna suffer from hypertension and mental breakdown come 2015!

@ topic,
I honestly don't give a damn!

This guy wan use jaguda sense. Unfortunately, these are Yoruba people who are utterly ashamed of your idiocy and the shame you have brought upon us. Say goodbye to your political relevance in Ondo state.

atlwireles: You don't have to insult people's wives to show your mentally superiority.

"Mentally superiority"?? Why do you people enjoy murdering English?

SHEPOPOTAMUS!!!


No first lady has ever been equated to any animal. But to be equated in looks to a hippopotamus certainly implies her progenitors must have mingled with a hippopotamus in the swamps.

biolabee: True just that its so easy to beef the north

Low illiteracy rates,
Poor girl child enrollment
Proliferation of beggars

Yet they've ruled naija for 34 out of 53 years

Who and who is beefing the North

What do you mean by "low illiteracy rates"

It is actually a joke.

[quote author=ShyM-X]Well, I'm Yoruba and it has absolutely nothing to with me. I just want people to stop the distractions; leave these people alone to evolve at the own pace; and focus on how to use this as a catalyst to effect the restructuring of the country.

What they choose to do with their lives is non of my business.[/quote]So when you go about filling-up whatever forms you need to fill in your life, and the question of " Nationality" is asked, do you write - YORUBA?

Or should I assume being a Londoner has far more relevance than being a British - no?

You are part of the problem in this country - 'the not in my backyard crew'. You can't be bothered, with the simplistic reasoning that it does not affect you. It does affect you, and creating this thread implies that you approve of early child marriage wherever it happens in Nigeria so far it is not in your backyard. What a selfish and wicked mindset.

ihimami: That is why you see many of this so called feminists not getting married on time and when they finally get married they will be going from one church to another in search of fruits of the womb. You cant cheat nature.

Can you kindly shut up. Deal with the topic and leave the feminist alone.