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TOYOSI20:
True words SIR!!  

! think she ought to do whatever is clever. . . . hopefully that involves sticking to her guns. . . .  

Truer words MA!!

Let's just hope she is a woman who has the tenacity to persevere.

iReport:
Roflmao,  is that where you pluck your chics from? puff puff sellers?. that's your levels sha.  

Me N5 puff puff sellers levels like you?

It is not about my levels olodo. I am just identifying the common factor you have with a cow. Do you know which cyber cafe you are sleeping tomorrow?  

You remind me of a song by Commander Ebenezer Obey.

And how many villages are there? Cannot those villages make a country in itself?

iReport:
Roflmao, You are still not upto  

Go and sit down. Malu.

[quote author=~Sauron~ link=topic=257246.msg3681795#msg3681795 date=1238713453]She has never seen 10% of that amount in her entire life.
How much does she make milking cows in Nebraska?? There must be enough losers/vagrants in that State doing the same shiznit!!![/quote]Are you minding that farting cow? One minute, she is selling puff puff in Oworonshoki, sleeps at one cyber cafe at night located in Yaba, only to be typing virtual riches and fantasies for herself on nairaland.

nana:
_{*runs out of thread*}

After you watching eastenders, why won't you run?

iReport:
You never know until you enter the trade. Bottom line is you are not upto so look elsewhere and stop having  wet dreams while thinking about me.

Wet dreams about you? Freaking gosh!!! Pataki is off the hooks girl! Too late, you lost out. Never you getting a piece of this chocolate girl.

The only common factor, I see in you, is that with a COW.

[quote author=~Sauron~ link=topic=257044.msg3681688#msg3681688 date=1238712035]How easy is it to take a simple STD test??

Maybe that is exactly what the man wants. . . .
No sex gives him the excuse to go out there and defile other women.[/quote]If it was easy for him to walk down to the brothel to have his groove on, why is a simple STD test that difficult?

What he wants, would lead him to self destruction. Of course, he can go out to defile other women. . . . . . . but the woman at least has her life, and she is at peace that no silly man would give her any disease whatsoever.

iReport:
Above $300k per annum  

You see why you are not upto

Is that what you obtain from milking cow in Nebraska? Imagine this girl concocting dream figures on the net.

Nonsense.

iReport:
Someone in my economic cadre. We all know that even almajiris or Sauron  can fart.

And what is your ''economic cadre''?

iReport:
What is the one common factor  men and women desire when it comes to looking for a potential partner?

What is your own common factor? Someone to compete in farting with you?

Seriously, if the guy knew how to bang a woman outside his matrimonial home, what stops him from undergoing a simple STD test?

If I were the lady, I would stick to my guns. No STD test, no sex baby. Afterall, even at marriages these days, some couples go as far as doing a health check on their partners before committing themselves to the altar of marriage.

@ Poster,

Yeah you are quite right. I have gotten it, quite a couple of times.

Fashola is really really endearing my heart to him.

[quote author=Aloy.Emeka link=topic=257196.msg3681444#msg3681444 date=1238708616]According to tpia, Yorubas are lagos natives while Yorubas are any others in the southwest. [/quote]Dude, you cannot be serious! Are you?

This must be an all-time discovery from tpia. Where is that girl these days sef. . . . . seems she has gone into oblivion.

I am not fine at all. Do you want me to go public before you grant me my heart desire?

[quote author=*Hauwa* link=topic=256752.msg3681549#msg3681549 date=1238710132]hairy legs are I thank God for mine. No way to any chemicals on my skins.[/quote]Hauwa, why are you punishing me like this na?

[quote author=~Sauron~ link=topic=256752.msg3681531#msg3681531 date=1238709843]Logged on whose website?? Tufiakwa, I would rather have a hot plate of beans!!!
The size/texture/elasticity of her boobs make a mockery of Hooke's Law. Surely, she must keep an afro on it to maintain equilibrium. [/quote]Thundering typhoons!!!

This is hilarious. . . .  

[quote author=i_laugh link=topic=257097.msg3679904#msg3679904 date=1238688143]POster

You are a fool- you better be a man and fok the two women expressly.[/quote]Weere ni man yi sha. . . . . Expresso anything else?

[quote author=~Sauron~ link=topic=256752.msg3681471#msg3681471 date=1238708941]The hair follicles should be treated as a straw.
Suck on it and it has a metallic effect on your taste bud. It's invigorating.
Hairy babes bring a lot into the bedroom. . . . . . . .They are BOLD and SEXY.[/quote]Gosh! Ewwwwwwwwww. . . . . that's so disgusting. I cannot stand a woman with such on her. What does she think she is doing? The hair follicles are now meat to be chewing alongside the sucking?

Sauron, how did you know LadyT has afro on her breasts? Have you logged on to her website as well?

Ibime:
^^^Women will always hate on other women who are finer than them, including Nairaland women. If you ask them the real reason they hate Ibinabo sef, they will tell you its cos of some nonsense Nollywood intrigue that you neither know nor care about. Thats why they're here celebrating and high-fiving as if justice is supposed to come with a feel-good factor. There are no winners when justice is served for a case like this. Infact, it is supposed to be a sobering thought, not a cause for jubilation. Another factor is that the deceased is a medical doctor. I wonder how some individuals reason. Even the educated ones come here to yarn rubbish about the fact that Ibinabo stole the life of a breadwinner and such, as if that makes it any more grevious than if she hit a street hawker. Another factor is tribe! Believe it or not, if a Ransome-Kuti or such ran over an Okrika fisherman, you would hear a different story from these buffoons.

Dude, just a honest suggestion here; leave this thread and walk out of it. The more you keep typing, the more people will incite you to anger with statements just to annoy you. It is best for you to ignore this thread, as you would be typing based on your emotions and feelings. And seriously at the moment, it smacks of utter gibberish, which I normally and sincerely do not attribute with your postings on this forum.

Just a suggestion though. Still your call nevertheless.

@ Sauron,

I actually love ladies with hair on them legs but with moderation. The one I cannot stand is those with hair around their nipples.

I mean, how can I be drinking lactose from the mammary glands mixed with hair follicles.

[quote author=*Hauwa* link=topic=255716.msg3678995#msg3678995 date=1238679563]Pataki,
what is Shaayo?[/quote]My dear Hauwa, and you are a Nigerian babe, you don't know what shaayo means?

It simply means alcohol drinking.

You are yet to grant me my request you know. I am still waiting oh patiently.

Shaayo babes plenty for here. . . .

oyb:
abeg let me clarify o

i was being lazy in my original post

i meant 'you most definetely do not go to your company/employers tgif'

i normally do not go to my company TGIFs, but there were two occassions when i could not avoid it. place was like a niteclub(been to one , once for 15 minutes) loud music, people guzzling alcohol as if it was going out of fashion. . .

go to any company tgif and you will see men and women drinking is all i'm saying

See what your laziness almost cost you?!

Anyways, I was just pulling your legs, alfa.

Jakumo:
Perhaps the male chauvinists among us would prefer this story were posted in the crime section, where red-blooded males could express dismay over this development, and call for a ban of females in the cockpit.

It is after all called a COCKPIT, and not a hen-pit.

Can you in one day, not post without being sarcastic?! You excel so well with it. Keep it up man!

Ibime:
(1.) It is my business to be blinded by filial sentiment - if I am - but I am not the one misconstruing the facts on ground. I have said repeatedly that based on the charge of reckless driving, it would be more apt if she was given an 18 month sentence as that is the sentence I see handed out in the newspaper everyday for similar crimes. How is that being blinded by sentiment? Seun, Jakumo, Doyin and others have expressed the same sentiment.

It is within your prerogative to be blinded by family sentiment. It is however not within your prerogative to wanting to wash it down on your proponents. As I had earlier also posited, do not expect that you can swipe the emotional card on our face, and expect that it would wipe the slates clean. Ibinabo deserves the full measure of the law, however harsh it may seem. Sorry, but that is my view.

Ibime:
(2.) You don come with your small-mindedness again. Does 'disgracing you off the thread' hold any relevance to this discussion? You dey try show machismo even over a sensitive discussion such as this one. You can get your kicks whichever way you like. I dont need to disgrace you to prove anything.

Small-mindedness? I am laughing here again. I am not showing any machismo, as you laid an allegation at me, which I wanted you to prove clearly by quoting out my posts. However, you have failed to do that. Does that correspond to machismo?? Who is now being small-minded here?

Lagosboy:
Why are peoples God given intelligence not working for them. "Nigeria out , Igbo in" . . . shio

This thread is so hilarious. I cannot even spend my time to read the verbiage contained in it at all.

Ibime:
Mr Pataki, you lack the gumption to discern between a serious issue and a trivial one. Imagine choosing an issue as serious as this to display verbosity about nothing in particular. You think this is a verbal joust? On the serious issue of the case in question, you have strayed from facts on ground, choosing to employ tabloid logic to draw your conclusion. I doubt you even know the facts of the case. All you have done so far is present your misconceptions. On the DUI issue alone, there is no need to continue yarning hot air with you. You obviously lack the facts.

As I earlier posited, I do not need to convince you or any other person about Ibinabo's liveliness. She fully got what she deserved from the court of law.

I however, still request and require of you to [b]shamefully disgrace me out of this thread [/b]by quoting my post, where I stated: ''Ibinabo showed up in court with celebrities.'' You have a free shot, do not miss your target. Otherwise, you are nothing but a mendacious oaf, and blinded by family sentiment.

Ibime:
Your idiocy knows no bounds. All the waffle you typed above has no judicial relevance and is formed from mendacious reports and hearsay. How many times do you have to be reminded that she is court on charges of reckless driving and dangerous driving, not DUI? Maybe you cannot handle the fact that the incident was possibly. . . . . . an accident!

I can see your problem. Your predilection to swallowing mendacious media reports hook, line, sinker and fishing boat is incongruous with your reputation as an educated fellow. Whilst you have a beguiling knack for verbosity, your time is better spent toasting chicks in the romance section as it is quite obvious that you are an educated buffoon who has nothing to contribute but hot air. It is you who is deluded. So Ibinabo paying a fine of N100,000 is now an 'involuntary action', even though it was ordered by the judge? And what social functions has she attended in the meantime? Maybe you were there and would like to enlighten us. Maybe she should cease from living her life because of the trials she is facing? You are the same person yarning rubbish about Ibinabo showing up to court with celebrities, as if her friends are not drawn from such circles; and as if your friends would not turn up to support you if you had a court case. You are a spiteful idiot, and you cannot handle the fact that her life is different to yours. Media LovePeddler.

What a demented being you truly are. Of course her life is by far different from mine. You have once more proven that you are incredibly daft. I expected that you would answer my questions like an intellectual being you are forcing yourself to depict. Rather you have taken it on yourself to obstreperously jump from one point to the other making and citing irrelevancies about my person or character to your twaddle. If it is not that ''my Pastor would be ashamed of my rantings'', it is that ''I should be on the romance section toasting girls''. How does this relate to the discourse at hand? What a confused and bemused being. Grammar perspicuity does not bestow intelligence on you.

Oh I see, she knows how to live her life, but once it nears to when her case is to come-up in the court, suddenly, Ibinabo is in the hospital. You are both of the same character - supercilious human beings, and lawless idiots. Let her go and live her life in Kirikiri. Goodness may smile on her, as she may have a 'nollywood' story to write out of it after her five years there. At least, Obasanjo wrote a book after his last prison journey called: ''The Animal Called Man.'' She might just be on the verge of making history as well too. I am sure, my caustic tongue would cease, after knowing she has truly learnt her lesson.

That you now question the veracity of the media, is a further question to your intelligence and sound mind. Are you mentally stable at all? Where have I stated that Ibinabo showed up in courts with celebrities? Please feel free to go into my posts and dig it out! I challenge you to do that. What a mendacious oaf, you are truly are. Look at this bum, who cannot read properly, skylarking with his lexicon and reading posts upside down. I once more challenge you to quote me out and I would shamefully leave this thread. If otherwise, you are nothing but an accredited bovine individual.

Ibime:
I think you need to revisit the definition of 'lawlessness'. My stance has always been that an 18 month sentence is more in keeping with this kind of crime. As countless others have said on this thread, 5 years is a draconian punishment for this kind of crime. No one says she shouldn't be punished. I don't know why bad-belle dey worry you so much. Does it bring you any gratification?

You are talking about involuntary actions like they are pre-meditated. May you never have an accident, and if you do, I hope you are visited with the same self-righteous ferocity with which you judge others. Mumu like you using 'larceny' to describe an involuntary action. Nama shobiri!

This is utterly ridiculous. The more you type you prattle, you keep establishing the fact that you are a deluded being, poor in rationalizing cases and highly stupid with judgment-decision making.

You are so opinionated on justifying her actions. Now I ask you. . . . . Was it an involuntary action of hers to undergo binging on drinks? Was it an involuntary actions of hers to be driving recklessly? Was it an involuntary action of hers to flee from the scene of the accident? Was it an involuntary action of hers not to make herself available in court anytime her hearing came up, yet she knows how to attend various other social functions in the meanwhile? Was it an involuntary action of hers to pay a paltry sum of N100K, even when there was no provision of such in the rule of law? If all that is not 'larceny' to you, then, you are incredibly daft!

Please stay off the mumbo-jumbo of your local dialect in this discourse. Trust me, you do not want to ply that route with me.

Ibime:
Look at this nincompoop. I never tagged the word 'idiot' to your name. I said "idiots are postulating as to the severity of Ibinabo's crime". In your reactionary style, you quickly jumped on that statement and started flinging insults back and forth. I do not have a problem insulting you anyway cos you're a local maga. Imagine olodo forming grammar for me. Vindictive and unforgiving hypocrite like yourself preaching about the love of God; with body like crayfish forming Prey-Mantis dance moves.

What an outstanding ninny! Who made this statement directly under my input when I had just talked about Ibinabo facing the rule of law:

Idiots are here talking about law. Which law?

Of course, a wretched coward like you, will hide under the umbrella of it was a general statement, but given your proclivity for anecdotal and gratuitous insults, I would not mince words with you. I would rather give it back to you (hard-talk), and make you realize, you are the 'idiot' here.

Everyone has been pointing to your impiety embedded with your posts here, but you are so pigheaded, blinded by your emotional cries and ties to objectively see the larceny in what Ibinabo has done and most annoying, you would rather want to justify it. Forming grammar for you? What a laugh. You really think you are worth that time? What a senseless thing.

Keep on with your yak. . . . . sure it makes your day. Please come back and tell us how Kirikiri looks like when you go visiting Ibinabo.

I knew this topic had once been raised on this section by the same poster with the same body content. Which however has been locked. I am still wondering why the OP has decided to raise the same subject matter once more, when there are numerous threads about this topic in the fashion section.

Here is the link: https://www.nairaland.com/nigeria/topic-130045.0.html

AngieFan:
Is London a country?

Beats me silly. I tell ya.

landwin:
Whenever you close to them their nails are dirty,they are either drinking beer,making noise all over the whole town or showing off that their pot belly as if they have no work to do.

The pertinent question to ask is, what manner of an individual are you? The people you relate with, speaks volume of your persona. It is no insult, but if this is what you have observed of Nigerian men so far. . . . . you are arguably like them.

Besides, such topics as this, have been raised in times past. Don't you people bother to conduct a search before posting or starting a thread?

topup:
[color=#008855]Letter to the one I love,
Foldable mirror,
Fingerpainting at age 5,
Tongue scraper,
Clown costume,
Duct tape,
Mustache bleaching kit,
False eyebrows,
HDTV,
Weedwacker,
Tarrot cards,
A corded phone - still connected,
A picture of my lost monkey,
A book of 101 puzzles,
A signed letter to join the convent,
All 40 episodes of Prison break,
and 10 dumbbells 10kg+.


But some days it's;
Bikini wax kit,
Hair bleaching kit,
Exfoliator,
Razor,
Epilator,
Shaving cream,
Shaving mousse,
Shaving gel,
Battery powered bikini trimmer,
Tweezer,
Laser hair treatment kit,
Depilatory cream,
Wax strips,
NADS,
Chopsticks!!
[/color]

WOW!!!!!!

What kinda bag, do you use? A knapsack?