₦airaland Forum

donphilopus:
The Chief of Staff to the President, Mr Femi Gbajabiamila has just arrived the Senate floor to submit the second batch of Ministerial nominee list.

Details later.



https://www.google.com/amp/s/www.channelstv.com/2023/08/02/breaking-gbajabiamila-submits-tinubus-supplementary-ministerial-list-to-senate/amp/

So Tinubu no go give Ambode any portfolio?

Na wa oh, e really mean the man to the bone.

Mindlog:
Just reminded me a case of young man in his early 20s, left his hostel in Birmingham (UK). took a bus to Birmingham international airport with just his wallet, international passport and a flight ticket he printed in his room. His fellow students who saw him leave the hostel, thought he was going to get groceries.....11hrs later, he was knocking at his parents gate past midnight. His family was shocked, he requested a room should be prepared for him that he was feeling sleeping, he locked himself in that room for 4 days without coming out though en-suite but he didn't eat nor communicated with anyone.

The family being an influential one, had to be hush about it. It was the consultant psychiatrist where I worked, that was called in and got him to open the door and the guy looked like something else, it took so much experience to get him come over to our facility to be admitted. It was a very complicated diagnosis and he was established to be struggling with schizoaffective disorder and the 4 months he was in the facility was hair-raising.

Schizoaffective disorder!!!

The diagnosis most Psychiatrist fear to make, except one is an authority like a Consultant. Even some Consul still dey fear to make am sef.

Na the baba nla of all diagnosis be that, no be small tin...

Nonny95:
The Nigeria Labour Congress has commenced nationwide protests over the removal of petrol subsidy.

The protesters on Wednesday converged on the Ikeja under-bridge in Lagos State.

The NLC had given the government a seven-day ultimatum with threats of a nationwide strike scheduled to commence on Wednesday, August 2, 2023.

Obidients you mean?

Hello guys, please who knows where I can get high quality "akube" leather brogue shoes in Lagos?

I just wasted money buying rubbish from Konga, and the heel removed the exact day I launched it- so embarrassing.

I'll prefer a brown colour please, and also not those useless shiny chinco leathers that'll look horrible after slight scratches, I mean correct ogbonge akube leather shoe, wey abóki sef go dey shine him teeth as him dey shine am, cos it'll always glo with pride, and last forever till I throw it away myself.

Anyone with the info should please hit me up.

Thank you all and God bless ya!

Raskimonojendor:
Mmesoma people. Trying to jump from 3rd to 1st

They can jump from 3rd mainland bridge for all I care

Jaybee3456:
We need to watch out for lauren james. She's been the stellar performer for england so far.
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These English players look very well fed and fit, while ours look very skinny, bony and highly malnourished.

I look forward to us getting bullied throughout the game by the English girls...

DeltaBachelor:
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I'm a doctor and out band scores are usually high.

I'll need atleast a 7.5 in all band scores, be it general or academic

Jewessgratitud3:
Lol... @block.

See, no matter how dull a child is, if I handle that child, the brain go correct. I have handled the worst slow learners that their parents were asking me how I did it. A particular boys mother asked her nanny how I do it that she should be watching me whenever I'm taking the boy so she can show them the method I use but the nanny said I should not tell them. She said they've tried different techniques and method, still the boy could not read or get his sums right until I was recommended to them by another parent whom I handled their son who had same issue. I just laughed.

I can handle any child as long as the pay is right. They'll end up getting cheap labor with no results. Waste of money.

Do you tutor for IELTS?

Bankowner:
The maltesers and the table water can go.

Wehdone, ajekuta ma momi.

[quote author= post=124727824]Update From . COM

A Port Harcourt-Based Pastor, Kontienbo Anderson, and his wife, Joy Anderson, have welcomed their first child after 22 years of marriage, Reports.

Mrs. Anderson gave birth to a baby girl on July 21, 2023.

Friends And Church Members shared the good news on Facebook, As Sighted By Below:

“MIND BLOWING TESTIMONY. 22 YEARS OF BARRINESS IS SHATTERED. My homecell pastor and leader, pastor Kontienbo Anderson , he is a pastor of Salvation Ministries, while his wife Joy Anderson is our homecell leader. They have been waiting on GOD for 22 years, without a child. As God may have it, on the 21st of July 2023, God bless them with a beautiful baby Girl, Haleluyah. I personally celebrate God's faithfulness in their lives. Please family and friends, join me celebrate with this family, for their JOY has come, and a new beginning and era in their lives,” one Timi Tari Iwundu, wrote.

Queen Jane Ifunanya David, wrote: The only thing that can make me forget food is a beautiful testimony. I never gist una the wey the food went. Why is this a shocking testimony? We all attend the same church. As a matter of fact, the husband is my pastor. No one knew she was pregnant. Yes, there were few changes but it never occurred to anyone that she was pregnant because she didn’t have a protruding stomach. We are talking about 22 years of tears, pains, sorrow, mockery and God swept all of us away. God hid this baby so that no one would pluck her out. He hid her from prying eyes. I went personally to see this miracle and I haven’t recovered. The delivery process was recorded for the doubting Thomases. God did it that men will fear Him. Again, everyone in line for such miracle, Jesus the same, yesterday today and forever. He hasn’t changed. He will do much more for you if you believe."

See Photos And Reactions As Obtained By Below:

Source: BLOG[/quote]Dem no go talk sey na IVF oh.

If procedure work, na God do am, no be doctor; but if e no work, na doctor do am, no be work of devil.

Human being.

The pikin suppose don be graduate by the way oh.

Down syndrome baby...

Justme65:
Please don't be angry with me for posting this here i am in need of a help i just gave a birth but it was so unfortunate we lost the dad of my kid and since then we have been going through a lots of sufferness and with no any helpings hand, please try to help us and by special grace of God you shall never experience backwardness and an untimely death in your life, and you shall never loose any of your family's and your loved one's to an illness and untimely death amen, please if it's for us to eat for God sake this my acct ACCESS b, ANk 16 77 15, 17 61 Janet, Jacob

Will you receive anal sex from me for 50k?

Come and I'll analize you sexually, and give you whatever you want baby

cmt1:
Don't let anybody discourage you. If you have the right
skills, UK is the place to be. I've lived here in UK for over 34 years and I can tell you that opportunities abound. In the IT industry, where I've worked for over 22 years , you have thousands of Nigerians making 6 figures number yearly with unbelievable benefits on top. In a nutshell, you will enjoy UK if you have the right skills.

Thank you very much bro.

I appreciate this a lot!

uche87:
Life in the United Kingdom is far different from what most Nigerian men are used to in their home countries. The points here might appear so simple but they count in the preparedness of a man in bracing up for the challenging task ahead. They constitute the essential ingredients that put the final touches to the taste of a good soup.
Come with me and let's dive into these points:

(1) No creditworthiness:
If you are not creditworthy, you might struggle in the UK, because the credit score is taken seriously here. You will struggle to secure loans and mortgages. Even offline, your friends and colleagues might be hesitant to assist you financially during difficult times.

(2) Cheating:
In Nigeria, cheating married men are like celebrities, especially when they have financial muscle. Even when their wives know, they endure the problem. In the UK, cheating on your wife might render you homeless and even pave a visa route for her and the children through your downfall. If you are a serial cheat, it might be better for you to remain in Nigeria where you are a king without a crown.

(3) Pride:
Some Nigerians are excessively proud. They never do household chores and they brag about it. It is too expensive to secure domestic workers here and the terms of engagement are too strict. You might have to keep your hands dirty at home to keep your marriage going. Some jobs also come with insults and talking instructions from underage or far younger colleagues. If you can't handle it, you might be forced to sleep rough and go hungry due to being broke.

(4) Obsession with white-collar jobs:
In the UK, it is easier for you to easily get blue-collar jobs and make good money from there as an immigrant pending when you are fully integrated into the system. You might be forced to come down from your high horse to work in factories, restaurants, warehouses, care homes, and hospitals; playing menial roles. If all you know is wearing suits and ties in cozy office environments and signing documents, the UK might not be for you.

(5) Laziness:
Making money in the UK is quite tough. If the money sent to Nigeria could talk, some people will not touch it. The majority of immigrants do transitional jobs of an average of 12hrs per day and 6 days a week to make ends meet. The cost of living is too high at this point. A lazy man who is used to enjoying free cash from petty crimes in Nigeria will certainly not fit in here.

(6) Can't manage loneliness:
This affects single people more. Over here, people would only check up on you if they need you. Everything is highly transactional! This gets to everyone at some point. You have to manage it well before you get in bed with the nearest 'mad' person.

(7) Tolerance/Endurance:
Immigrants who work in health and social care must possess this attribute. The money might be good but there is a reason why the labour turnover in this sector is very high and visa sponsorships are given for people to remain there. This is because of the unconventional nature of the jobs. If you can't tolerate or endure the smoke, you might end up begging the Tinubu victims in Nigeria for money right from the UK.

( Hate cooking:
If you don't have cooking skills in the UK, you will suffer oh! You will end up eating foreign foods that you might find tasteless. You will spend a lot on patronizing Nigerian food vendors who sometimes cook burnt offerings for the gods. You will eat junk food till you become pregnant without a forthcoming baby after 9 months.

(9) Lacking good communication skills:
Being able to communicate in good and simple English is very essential in the UK. It is very imperative when attending a job interview. It is the easiest way to sell yourself even when the certificate might be lacking. It shows your level of intelligence and how adaptable you can be. If you are poor in this area, your progress might be hampered in the UK.

(10) Cold:
If you are the type that screams 'weather for two' anytime rain falls in Nigeria, the UK might not be for you. If you can become sexually restless under a weather condition of 25 degrees Celsius in Nigeria, imagine what you would do when it falls to 0 in the UK. And this isn't a place to be randy. It is very expensive and dangerous to do so. Read the stories of the former Manchester City defender, Benjamin Mendy or Adam Johnson and learn.

Feel free to debate the few points I have made so that we can all learn.

Osahon George Osayimwen writes from the United Kingdom.

The more I see the lamentations of people from the UK, the more I see that's the place for me to be.

I just tick all the weird boxes, no wonder my colleagues want me to go see a shrink.

Naija no fit me abeg

iwaeda:
https://punchng.com/nationwide-strike-stock-homes-with-food-medicines-others-labour-tells-nigerians/

Another opportunity for Peter Obi to come and campaign again.

slawomir:
Damnnn niggar
Let them continue to deny us
Celebrating this news with a bottle of beer 🍺

After una don step into the polling unit with sentiment and tribalism then the next thing una go dey find where una want hide una head

Una go know where....I love the fact that it was stated that the reason your were denied visa was because of economic situation of Nigeria

A friend of mine in Ghana told me before the election that if tinubu gets up to 100 thousands vote after what Apc, tinubu and Buhari brought upon us in the last eight years then it means we the masses are wicked

You guys would deny even Peter Obi's biological son that thumbprinted him on election day.

Nobody is safe from your wrath, not even your own selves.

You guys are losers even in losing itself.

That's the funny thing about you Obidients.

ManirBK:
https://dailypost.ng/2023/07/28/niger-coup-buhari-expresses-shock-urges-tinubu-to-resolve-crisis/

Still in shock even after leaving the electric chair.

Silk tha shocker...

Why this man no dey carry that desert, Niger talk play laidis?

Islie:
https://punchng.com/tinubu-to-split-education-works-housing-other-ministries/?amp

Na here all our subsidy money go enter...

Had a dream where Tinubu told me that we never see anything for this country.

Sey we go soon see shege, na that time we go know sey we don enter one chance.

Na cry make me wake up.

Abeign:
I read this from start to finish.
This is one of classic examples of why money and relatives don't mix. It may seem like a good idea in the beginning but along the line, you'll start to realise how handicapped you actually are when it comes to enforcing rules and standards

Only your children are the ones you have control over.

Na them you fit lash out on, and they'll still have your back.

Anyone else na zero.

"Love only your children, cos with them a mother has no choice"- Cersei Lannister

nlfpmod:
https://saharareporters.com/2023/07/28/breaking-nnamdi-kanu-releases-handwritten-letter-declares-end-all-sit-home-south-east

This has already turned into a hydra-headed monster just like Boko Haram.

They'll now be different factions of IPOB soon, cos these guys are obviously cashing out on this sit-at-home order.

End am make I see...end my foot

slawomir:
Damnnn niggar
This looks like a sponsored post

Better get it for those your late night bombing of Oyinbos, and sharing of data with your bannies that you love to bang their pvssays while you smoke weed and drink your shayo to stupor.

Damnnn niggar ko, stupid niggar ni

skultrick:
So this question is for the men, I was watching this movie, and this woman despite having a sweet home cheated on her husband.

The husband loved his wife so much but after finding out about her infidelity told her it was over. The wife couldn't bare it, she just jumped in front of a moving car but luckily she survived it.

Now the husband is finding it difficult to call it a quit considering the amazing children at stake.

Would you divorce your wife for cheating on you even though she is an amazing woman?

Aftermath of the movie, the man took back his wife after so much pleading from the wife's mom. Turns out the wife was raped when she was 10, and that act seemed to have made her addicted to sex. The husband couldn't go the marathon sex. Moreover, their sex life became boring. It was always in the bedroom but this woman wanted to be banged in the kitchen, hotel, any other out of the norm setting. I can’t really say with all certainty that i can take back a cheating wife but i wouldn't want a broken home. I want my kids raised by both parents.

You know the drill.

Name of the movie or...

Urheadmaster:


Charly Boy will not kee person. Imagine stepping out only to see Charly walking around naked on the street on a broad daylight .

70yrs old man oh...

Looks like Tinubu don bobo us again.

Hmmm

isabi2lof:
Him say Ilebaye na lion food 🤣🤣

Lion food na better talk na, means she's meant for kings...

isabi2lof:
Dem go chop you, clean mouth , only if you knew what Kiddawaya said about you yesterday..

Wetin hin talk abeg?

No mam wey no dey chop clean mouth anyways.

nairalanda1:
Off topic, but that Prince was a song writing machine.

At the time of his death, he allegedly had 500 songs, that have never been sung yet...but written...kept in a vault somewhere.

Yimu, na so dem say 2pac sef get 2milliom songs written and hidden somewhere.

Make dem dey use lamba Bambu you for there

Kingsmeal:
Continue yapping

You go explain tire

A line always used by dumbfounded but stiff-necked dissidents aka Obidients.

Odewaleadesoye:
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My money is WhiteMoney!

FacilitatorLekk:
Bigot, is Buhari the CBN governor?

CBN governor is a role recognized by the constitution, the bulk on monetary and fiscal policies and direction, sit on the responsibility of emeifele. Mugu.

That's why Buhari said with his full chest, nobody should mention his name once he's gone oh.

He knew Emefiele was doing rubbish, but he swore to be a civilian and civil he was...

TruthsFM:
Throwback pictures of Osun State Governor Ademola Adeleke, Senator Dino Melaye and Chief Dele Momodu in US . And today Senator Dino Melaye is vying for the Kogi State governorship seat . Chief Dele Momodu is the Director of Media, Atiku Abubakar presidential campaign Council. Really what God can’t do doesn’t exist. I’m congratulating Senator Dino Melaye in advance. November 11th governorship poll must Obey. Senator Dino Melaye is a goal. Pdp is the party .

Who these ones wan fool?

Governor and Deputy looking like husband and wife.

Them go just dey yansh demsef for house dey go for office, and end up washing their dirty linen in public when things go awry

slawomir:
Damnnn niggar

Why all most the names na females

You think dem no offer kpekus give lecturer chop abi?