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Nightmare on Elm Street

iice:
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How is it that people in relationships in this section have no idea how to communicate with their partners? [/color]

I always feel age has to do with it. Most are teenage/post teen relationships probs.

UMETUPA MBAO BAD STYLE!
Hujui any kuhusu kenya, poa! poa!!

lmao! what kind of prophet is this!

*slaps prophet and runs out of thread as fast as my legs can*

_Fake Prophet of God, tell me please do u exorcise romantic demons and if so how do u do it? some slap while others  .
which is ur prefered method?

And then who among the 3 spoke to you?

1.God
2.Allah
3.Jah
4.Wheezy

jackpot:
[color=deeppink]**chases bush-rat across thread** [/color]

smh

[quote author=190_@ link=topic=829309.msg9804096#msg9804096 date=1324390913]Sakobi the snake serpent [/quote][quote author=190_@ link=topic=829309.msg9804101#msg9804101 date=1324390945]or Igodo the land of the evil forest [/quote]

MyloXyloto:
Nneka the Pretty Serpent

[quote author=OK_2_NV link=topic=829309.msg9805645#msg9805645 date=1324410080]Gone with the wind(and half of my annual savings)[/quote]

zealot4me:
john tucker must die

*gone to have rib surgery*

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Depends on their source of wealth.

Cant believe am talking about a tired topic that has been dissected over and over.
mmh are we expecting twins? I dont remember conception having taken place so this is a spiritual pregnancy or better still call it a 'miracle one'
The pastor slapped me into a pregnancy.

slimyem:
of course,they do.!
even with every other thing by the way, [b]as long as the hymen is intact,you are a virgin.[/b]simples!

really? I think it would have sounded better if you had said as long as you have never had intimate intercourse.
But the intimate things virgins do nowdays make me shudder.Worse than those engaging in actual sex through the V.

My policy is if you claim to be a V.then pliz abstain from any form of intimate activity. Preserve that body from head to toe so that when you stand at the altar on that day you have confidence that your body has not been men's soccer field with no goals scored.
That to me is a virgin.
Now if u are a sexually active one you are a Tokunbo Virgin. That sort of thing

^^ Forget the clowns. Trust me am the last person to take them seriously. I learnt to skip those hate threads.
But we read other threads here about girls who claim to be doing everything except that.(wish I cud retrieve one but I cant rem the girl's ID)
They say they are saving the main action for their future hubby.I seriously wonder if people who do such qualify as virgins or not.

And what was your question again sir?

@ isale. Argh I think it came out in a way I dint intend it to. My focus was really on the sexually active virgins cz this is the place I read about them and it happens everywhere evn in Timbuktu. so pardon me if u found it offensive.ok?

MarcAnthon:
Are they mine? . Never heard of such a thing! Stop giving people false hope pls.

Holy Ghost!!

I heard there are different kinds of virgins in nigeria.Those who do everything under the sun except Joystick in v.a.g.
I still dont know what to call them, am thinking sexually active virgins? but still

I would rather date a robber than an insecure jealous guy. They make you a prisoner.

how can I be when am expectant with twins?

love her smile in the first pic and great dental set. Why is the hubby posing like that now?
He looks like a virgin to me. so good pair.

APRIDE:
I met this girl who was deeply in a relationship with somebody she claimed she did not love.

oh dear Lord

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Cargo biz sounds too shallow a term unless your talking about moving bananas from one city to another within your country.
We call it the logistics industry and its inclusive of everything import/export related.From source to destination,by sea,road or by air.
Now that is deep because there's a lot of processes involved/documentation plus its not just about cargo but the type of cargo.
Cargo is classified when it comes to logistics.Some cargo cannot be accepted in some countries, some cargo (perishables) are all about time.

Okay for a start,make sure you have the necessary qualifications because no serious shipper is going to move his goods using an unrecognised unqualified forwader.It therefore means your co.must be approved and certified before you are awarded the necessary licences to operate.

Then logistics is no joke.Its requires lots of capital.There are credit issues to consider and risks involved.Many forwaders desperate for clients undertake to ship their goods on credit in the hope that payment will be done after arrival at destination.Then whoa! the client goes missing and  goods start attracting storage charges,customs duties etc.Meanwhile the client does his calculations and decides to forget about the goods altogether esp if the amount exceeds the cost of the goods.Its just not worth it,he decides.The costs are then left with you the forwader and dont even forget you paid for shipping!!!
Now its only proper to have first time clients pay cash upfront till they have proven themselves and you can open an account with them.

Another thing you also need to consider is insurance and who pays for what. Goods are insured against stuff you wont believe esp sea goods.

Then you need to learn how to move goods by sea, the different shipping lines,(Maersk,MSC,Meditt etc)the procedures,their routes,costs and time taken from source to destination if you want to keep clients. Same applies to air.Booking and space availability,rates ,I mean if you need a fair deal,you must have a good track record with airlines and provide them with volumes as well cz in this industry everyone wants to benefit,plus the more the volumes the cheaper it is when it comes to air cargo
So before u think about cargo by air,think,frequency,volumes,rates and routes.

Finally there's stiff competition.Remember there are big players who have dominated the industry for a century. That shouldn't discourage you but you must not be too choosy with clients if you want to get up there. We all started from the bottom and proved ourselves so you can make it.
Thing is this,if you mess up with a client you are dead meat.Word spreads fast in this logistics industry because we share airlines,trucks,clients and ships.
The airlines are esp strict with payment issues so you must have a good track record. Keep it clean and professional and don't be too greedy.

Last but not least, never ever promise what you cannot deliver.You destroy trust and you may never build it again.

Okay its a mountain of stuff so study it.Unfortunatley am not in nigeria.
I work for one of the top 10 logistics companies in the world and we have partners all over the world. We do have a great partner in the oil and gas Industry there in lagos and I can tell u its one hell of a challenging job.
Go for it if you have the muscle.

very shallow preaching.

I must visit Ethiopia next year.I missed going this year but this pics have ignited me.

aaaaaaw omg.These pics are driving me crazy.Is that road to marsabit??
What about those beautiful beautiful samburu children.I just love these pastrolists culture. And that samburu woman is very very pretty.

pendo deep in thought.

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kenyaman:
YOU ARE NOT EVEN CAPABLE OF GETTING BLACK PEOPLE THAT ARE TIRED AND NEED REST.

APATHETIC

You got urself to blame.Whenever you have problems interacting with people from diverse cultures look within you and therein lies the problem.
You could be too proud or a show off. The loud part I agree. I am yet to meet a nigerian who doesn't shout.And I mean it.
Most Africans are kind and welcoming so check out yourself.

ok now i miss lefulefu and his tales