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[quote author=Natasha,, link=topic=820614.msg9725852#msg9725852 date=1323389929]all of una wen dey talk sexy outfit una just dey talk for mouth, na una go break una boyfriend head if him tell una to wash car,   forget it I got may things up my sleeves when it comes to being sexy. washing your car is a no no no no  

besides maybe una stingy, lemme visualise
Pendo sorry pendo I have to use someones name  
Boyfriend: Pendo please can you take my car to the car wash?
Pendo *thinking* *to pay #500  mba* I go wash am instead  gime the money [/quote]Now you are talking.Am such an economist.I hope u mean 500 dllrs.

[quote author=190_@ link=topic=820431.msg9721546#msg9721546 date=1323350479]Take her to the middle of a forest and leave her there
[/quote]oh boy! .

@op. I would recommend a beautiful rose flower but since I know the replies, give her a voucher.

^^ you truly are funny.

Are you a cop within the police post?
Please arrest and book yourself in.

[quote author=sista-jay link=topic=820983.msg9725052#msg9725052 date=1323379840]He should be jumpin up and down with great joy, his plan worked, now he can move in the love of his life!! *evil laugh*[/quote]
see op? your question is crazy

25omega:
hey do we know each other? i was called PM. What school did you attend?>

My PM was not nigerian. He had a tall cuz. I learnt from a friend that he also had a crush on me but was shy as well.
Kept telling his friends that I was cute. and hes somewhere in the US.

That's a wrong question to ask since every man has the same answer > feel bad/angry.

Try asking 'How would you react if you saw ur wife blablabla.

ArQueBusieR:
You modified your post - indicative of shyness  Take a cue from the movie There's Something About Mary.

His name was Paul M. Used to call him PM and the smartest boy in class with the best swag.
I was 13 and extremely shy.

Of course I would.
Better than leaving him after we are married. And what were her reasons for leaving him stranded cz they must have been heavy.

pm

Can you please change title to read Father 'Desecrates'
After uv done that, kindly move it to the crime section. Its sickening.Thnks.

Lovely.But I would love to hear them speak before I blink. What is inside those heads.

I would wash it because of the driving force behind it.(I hate dirt and anything dirty around me). Not coz I enjoy it why lie.
If his car is clean and he's clean am happy.

Nope. Its crazy but I cant flirt with somebody I do not know from other sources. If he must flirt he must know me well enough and vv.

I can't date such a person.
He sounds too controlling,monitors every single move He just scares the hell out of me.
If I were the lady,I would gladly call him and give him my reasons for not wanting to meet him again instead of announcing it to the world.
Not difficult to say we are incompatible and I don't feel like we are meant for each other. I personaly hate wasting time on what is not/will never work.

A friend and love.

ucgirl:
am 6mths pregnant for my ex-bf best friend.he used to tel me heavenly tins til i got pregnant for him,he is nw teln how he finds t dif to tel my ex,nd how he doesnt ave moni,nd how lazy nd stubborn i am because i refuse to abort my child due to my strong beliefs on obeyn Gods wrds.pple r blamn me for kipn my child,his is nt helpn maters,advicn his son wrongly.rite nw i dnt friends,he doesnt evn wnt to no hw i do tins evrytin is jst my biz because i wntd to kip my child no job no moni hw do i do dis,i no d God i serve wunt let me dwn

open a thread and receive replies cz this your cry got lost in here.
It wont help to condemn or throw stones at you cz your already 6 months with child. Can you try selling stuff in the market place for instance like other women?
Look here,God dint lead you into pregnancy for your ex-bf's friend so don't just cry on his shoulders,pray and do nothing.What skills do you possess?
That is what God will use to bless you not tears and self pity. He only blesses the work of our hands not the tears from our eyes.
Thing is when you get busy working to earn a few cents you will become less concerned with what people are saying. You wont even have time to sit and listen to idle gossip. You are going to be a mother soon so hardwork starts and u need an income cz u dont have a husband yet.
good luck

Surapoa:
Musini fanye nirudi.

. This guy na hizi pics zake make me home sick na niko hapa kenya tu!! Gallivant i was at the airport and I saw this guy na camera.
Imagine I started thinking eti ni wewe! karibu nimuulize kama anajua nl.
bwana madevu is one harun m.
Now now now, these villa guys .I had no idea they were a 'group of hotels' like fairmont is.
wow cheki hiyo giraffe.naskia kuwa photographer haki.
Good news KQ has ordered 9 dreamliners! the first one inatouch down on 14 DEC. make sure uko hapa usimiss moment.

Woi please musiweke za kibera.hii ni kumarket. media imezoea hizo mbaya mbaya so wacha tufanye mazuri. Ni wapi umeona CNN wakishow runda? wanalike slums,so hiyo tuwaachie cz thst wht they world sees and knows.

KgSolomon:
I reserve my comment,

_wouf
nway bro,apart from what I highlighted,am cool with the other points.keep preaching.

slimyem:
lefu cannot type 2 sentences in pure english.he's transparent enough.we all know he sells boole(roasted plantain)at mushin.
This is beyond him.

Gmong:
@mrCork 100+ million people and all of them are no good? Come on! there is loads of women they can't be all bad,  I swear Naija guys don't want to share their women . Stop being greedy and share the hot women with the rest of us,

u sure you re not whom I suspect?

purefella:
Men cheating in a relationship is a very normal thing , why if you don't allow your man cheat on you , you won't even like what will be happening in your relationship and most times some doctors will advise you to let your man have girl friends when you are pregnant and as for me my girl will let me cheat on her because am far way too strong for her or only one gal to handle , One thing is no dating but i can bleep those bitches and whores with my CD

wouf! wouf!

KgSolomon:
@Pendo89, the formula for life is the word of God, do u believe in the word of God?

More than you do I guess. And no I passed that 'adole' stage years ago.Maybe you weren't even born. How old are you anyway cz u sound like a young guy who just met the lord the other day and wants to save the world.It happens you know.I Am just sober minded and balanced and I tell everybody its good to be spiritual and natural.
We are not spirits you know. Don't be an extremist lest u become irrelevant or too useless for this world.
Theres a time for everything rem.

https://photos2.fotosearch.com/bthumb/CSP/CSP174/k1747416.jpg
okay you have truths but here is what.There's no formula for life!!
If you want to get married you choose to! People seek God and still end up going separate ways! That should tell u that it takes your own will to make relationships work!
Human relationships are not spiritual like we have with God. They are natural and carnal so we use the wisdom given to us by God to make them happen.
This leaving God to think and do everything for us is making us evade responsibility.
And am a christian by the way op so dont get me wrong.



2.  If you know you can’t marry the person you are dating why date him at all, know matter what you are gaining from him you will eventually pay all without knowing it.
C'mmon what do u understand by dating?We learn a lot from each other.we dont spend dating in bed.

A young lady dated this handsome guy for 4yrs during which they were parading themselves as couples later this girl caught the guy with another girl and decided to break up with him. Now who lost out, the guy married the same girl she caught him with while she was left searching after wasting 4yrs of her time she is already 27yrs and desperate.
Have u met a guy called Chunk and one Downcasted ?

Please don’t waste your time courting,Oh puuuuuuliz give me a break! now that is heresy. you just spoilt it.

[quote author=Mrs, Chima link=topic=818576.msg9714287#msg9714287 date=1323268451]    I am too honest to be on the jury.       It is not so bad huh?[/quote]oh trust me it is for those lazy to read paragraphs. I enjoy reading so keep on. they sure make sense.

Say thank you and on doing your stuff

Wouf!

oh boy.

Having Coogar,MBJ,Chima and Sexkillz on one thread is good torture.

lemmie be honest with you.
In this life there will always be a beautiful and more intelligent woman than the one you choose to settle down with.
God is fair enough and he wants everybody to settle down with the best.It his way of giving everybody a fair chance.
Now ask yourself, if what you are attracted to is enough to last you a lifetime. How long have you u known this new chick cz all these acts shes putting up to entice can disappear in shortwhile.
You have not spoken bad about the gal u intend to marry.She's a treasure. So why are you blinded by this other one?
Do yourself a favour and put this new love to test.See if its true or fake then decide where your heart lays before you marry!
And walk the earth knowing that you will meet more beautiful and intelligent ladies elsewhere. How long will you keep playing the game? It takes maturity to settle down in marriage and being able to overlook other women's attractiveness and loving your wife regardless is part of it.

Oh u asked for the method? okay here' is mine.

1. Stop her from coming to your house.
2. Spend more time talking with your gal than her.
3. Avoid her as much as you can.Stop looking her direction or going to  her desk.
4. Delete her number.
5. Repeat all the above and see if you still harbour feelings.

You are experiencing a crash and crashes come and go.They only germinate when you feed and water them.
So try suffocating it.
If you still feel her after trying all to avoid her,postpone your wedding please.You don't want to become adulterous 2 weeks into your wedding.

[quote author=190_@ link=topic=819389.msg9710640#msg9710640 date=1323221694]OP SHUT UP BEFORE I LAY A THUNDERBOLT ON YOU [/quote]