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My phone is passworded but my hubby knows the finger pattern that can unlock it. His phone too has got a lock and we both share the same unlock pattern. The barricade is not meant for either of us, it's meant to curb outsiders who wanna pry. So if we want to handle each other's phones, we both know what to press to unlock.

Righteousness2:

This one went overboard.
JESUS did not jump from the Cross.
JESUS died on the Cross

His own cross even looks longer than the cross of JESUS Christ.
Hope he is still alive.

JESUS CHRIST is no more in the grave.
JESUS CHRIST is Risen and is about to Show up in the Skies to RAPTURE HIS church out of this Sinking World.
Get ready! Live Ready! JESUS CHRISTIS COMING QUICKLY

Righteousness, you self follow laugh This one na fake, na Bro. Bernard be this one jare.

StraightGaay:
When the hunter is celebrating his kill

Na so! The hustle is real. I was in a mall in lkoyi last week and stumbled on a couple - a young Naija boy and an older white lady. You needed to see how he clung to the woman like his entire life depended on it. They were both laughing sheepishly like let's hurry up, leave here and go eat ourselves...me just dey laugh. Oyinbo woman go soon collect

Well I just dreamed that I was surrounded by dogs in a house where I have gone to visit someone. The person was not at home but he has domestic helps. The man is a man of means so he could afford to keep the dogs about 7 or more and also domestic workers too. Now, the domestic workers thought the dogs would attack me since they don't know me, I thought so too . The worker wanted to help and keep the dogs away when they leaped towards me but to my surprise and the worker's surprise too, they were playing with me instead. They were leaking my foot. They all surrounded me and wouldn't let me go like I was their owner. I had to break free from them and leave as I didn't even meet the man at home.

Please, spirikoko people in the house, what might this mean? Ẹse o in advance.

labake1:
According to the UK nurse's statements, a man who is not capable of taking care of his family, shouldn't get married. I think this controversy started because of Kie kie's interview.
Bills splitting can be 50/50, 60/40, 70/30, I think all this depends on the financial strength of a man.

My opinion is, just like the nurse said, a man should be capable before getting married even if your wife will assist you, it should be little. A wife should help her husband out if he has financial challenges and husband that have financial challenges shouldn't just sit back and watch their wife do things. Try and do little things till you stand firm.

What's your opinion about splitting bills with your partner?

I have absolutely no misgivings about this. It's ok to split bills if it works for you. Some men do not want any assistance from the female. They need the bragging rights to keep their ego pumping. The woman can assist a man who doesn't have, he should not just be lazy and keep up with little things till he breaks even. That's the Koko.

TruthsFM:
Gospel Singer, Dunsin Oyekan secretly engaged.


Lara Wise, a Journalist wrote.

Hmmmn! Aunty Lara....I think you should remarry too.

Congrats to Minister Dunsin.

wunmi590:
This is a wonderful write up, from what you wrote, it shows that you write more than you talk, very beautiful, I must say...

We seems to have same trait, I'm an introvert and I don't talk much and an write much, most of all my school WhatsApp group, I hardly talk but I'm in the group and I don't go for their parties, but when some helping hand is needed, even if I've the full cost of what they need, I just drop little from it, so as not to show off..

I like your style... Enjoy your day

Plenty e-hugs from me to you 🤗🤗🤗

tunwumi:
I think going to his church will be a lot of comic
relief for members who can't afford AY live, Night of a a thousand laugh, Alibaba and the clowns etc.

You're very correct. I see him, I see outright madness, a very courageous madness!

This is getting out of hands really. How can? I'm leaving the thread, see how my heart is beating. I was thinking if this happened to me....

wunmi590:


Wonderful write up and I wish majority of the people who used yo feel too big in school then can now humble themselves when they see that guy who they think is not serious doing better than them in reality...

I've always have the mindset of humbling myself and making sure that any of my old school mate, even if they didn't see me, once I spot them, I call and say hello to them...

I've one of my old primary/secondary school mate who is not a graduate that is doing way better than me, simply because he learned solar and used it to make millions when solar was introduced newly to Nigeria then...

I'm not doing bad also, but I always cherish my old friends

Nice write up. Lots of facts in there.

I don't talk much. I write better than I talk. I have been taught humility by life when we were small, I'm from a very humble background. I'm ok now but I know some of my mates are more ok. I also know some of my mates are not ok. I don't mix with anyone, especially because of the struggling ones who may feel worthless at a mere sight of you. I don't like to make them feel uncomfortable too so I don't attend our reunion parties. In the Whatsapp group, I don't comment on anything either.

I don't like people to size me up too so I'm good hiding away from everybody's prying eyes. Some of my mates are lousy and insensitive and throw themselves at people's faces, I try really hard to avoid those. My philosophy is: Don't let them see you coming.

I pray every struggling hands will get closure one day and excel in whatever they put out their hands to do.

surgical:
go and seat down, it's your apc that lack capacity that ruined the economy and the country, starting with buhari now clueless Tinubu has continued along the same part of destruction
I am sure you are currently living in mass that's why you're not aware of humongous pillaging of the treasury perpetrated by buhari and his goons,even ordinary recharge card seller tunde sabiu is reputed to be a trillionare, and many others like that that are still unfolding daily or is it the forgery at the cbn,my brother pdp dey learn where apc dey, besides during pdp the people rejoice, except deceivers like apc who wanted to take over power,now the apc is in power and the people are gnashing their teeth and in severe pain
You guys should quit buck and blame passing, look for competent hands to join your government
Good governance is what we need ,no one is interested in something spoil before, if you know ,you don't have the competence why take up the job.Thank God you guys have finally been tested and has been found to be thoroughly incompetent, except in the areas of lies and propaganda

See the following. No be me write am:

And FYI, Emefiele was passed down from your darlington, Goodluck Ebele Jonathan.

surgical:
since you are the only one seeing it as fact,that's delusion

Most definitely you just use words without knowing their meaning. Did you say delusion? You think I'm the only one who think PDP was abysmal during their time too, I laugh in Chinese. Patricia Etteh is not dead, Diezani Alison-Madueke is still alive, That NIMASA thief, Akpobolokemi never kpai, so is Dimeji Bankole the House of Rep Speaker. These are people who made headlines and there was something common about all of them. They were PDP people and they siphoned our national treasure. Pray, what is delusional about these names and events? You could be in the nursery school then or you are simply stark raving bonkers for choosing to delete these bogus facts from your corrupted medulla. Rádaràda!

GreaterFuture:
Ok. Same Ajegunle that guy said above

But pls think hard, where can one see that's an okay area
Is there hope in Yaba or Lower areas of Ikeja?
I need that serenity and balance.. that's the key thing

Dey play

Yaba?

Again, Dey play!

Get 700k or 800k ready as total package.

I live in Yaba and we got a place not too long ago, though not your type of spec because it's an entire family. Just leave Yaba out of your projections. Think of Ijegun, Iyana Ipaja, Mowe Ofada, Akowonjọ, Ẹgbẹda, Ijoko and the likes. Good luck.

surgical:
This your narrative is stale,nobody buys this craps again, even your ogas that invented it have since moved on to blame it on other regime, buhari is the new fall guy now
But Nigerians like a woman in second marriage have since found out the better man ,in this case pdp, you are still living in the past, sorry

Facts never go stale, it is what it is. It happened and it's indelible in our memories.

Arobaga:
No difference between Davido and Tinubu




Useless liars with foolish supporters and fans

You meant to say Obi, right? That description fits Peter Lamba Obi and his fans more.

atiku4President:
Honestly. Deserving. Only a fool will argue it. If you know what a combination of Buhari's wasteful 8 years and a possible Tinubu's hopeless 8 years can do in the life of someone, you will weep. It looks like a 16 year old teen who has struggled to finish college with no hope of a descent higher education in a country where life can be cut short at any moment.

How old are you? You could be too young to have an awareness of what PDP's corrupt 16 years of misrule was or could be you have a short memory, so short you've forgotten so soon. Nigeria's woes didn't just start. It's a conundrum. It's cumulative! I don't have any misgivings about your rants about Buhari or Tinubu. Be objective when you criticize is all.

Mercisharelove:
If you have a pure spirit you'd know when unclean spirits are trying to seduce you.

But if impure meets impure....sọ pe o tilọ

Ejyksneh:
Check very well.....the perpetrators of this heinous crime is from Nigeria as they were paid to do it, and I'm sure they are all head slammers who are ewedu munchers.

Check my signature for more please

Ṣe awọn Aye o má bà mi ṣe ẹ bayii?

NPFLADMIN:
Honestly, my dad knows a person in this situation.

He earns 1M as salary monthly and also has a side hustle which should be bringing him nothing less than 200k estimate. But the man still wants to leave 4 UK. And getting a job in the UK at the age of around 45+, isn't that almost impossible?


His wife is already there and she's doing care-job.

I still don't understand why he wants to move.

If I ever meet him with my dad before he leaves, I'll tell him "sir, you're making a big mistake!"

Well, he's still agile. I guess that's an advantage.

Well, 45 is not that old.

everythingtall3:
you should apply

You don't have what I want

AyobamiOluwole:
Leave this NOSIMP of a thing. I didn't do it based on whether I'm forming Red pill or not. Anger and frustration is a bad thing. Bleep Futures trading and Crypto. Damn. All this wouldn't have happened.

I don't have any pity to give her, what you wouldn't eat, don't smell it. Wetin she dey find for man house if she no wan do, she even dey collect money on top. No na!

I'm in my Aproko mode.....the other girl jare, did she come? If yes, define wetin con happen in one paragraph.

LOVEALAIGBO:
Three letters: APC

Are you sure it's APC

everythingtall3:
The heart is not designed to be lonely.

Hmmmn! Suit yourself bro.

everythingtall3:
.

It's gotten to this?

Rockyrascal:
When I come across post like this I remember the blessings I got from my grandmother before she breathe her last breathe years ago. She put her hand on my head and said my grandson People will waste their time to read your comments
And today is that day

Weyrey Alaṣọ

SoNature:
Bola Tinubu, restructure this country and make all parts of this country to work for the locals so that people can stop moving to Lagos.

How can over 20 million people be living in that small piece of land and you don't expect chaos every day?

Na 2023, May 29 all of them move there na. Na tsunami wash them come.

DuBLINGreenb:
Eh ya

As una dey support Nigerian army to burn down Delta state God done dey punish una too

Gbé gbogbo ẹnu ẹ yanma-yanma to n run yẹn sọun! Na we say make Una kill soldier ni? Una never see anything. Una kill GOC kill him men, come talk say make FG fold their hands, Ẹ ẹ ti pọ to, ẹ lọ pọ sì wa!

slaawomirr:
Damnnn niggar

Grab my weed and bottle this post is gonna be a nice one


Wow wow wow! Now I see why the skin color on the head of my penisss is getting lighter..oh no sandra kpekus is bleaching the hell outta my dickkk
This is to say there is a big problem for those sucking and licking the vagina
Except the fact that the saliva pH is some how alkaline and neutral
So it will neutralize it when we men suck

But still I won't put my mouth in that gadmnnn place

Eleriiibu

Walai:
Too much starch and banga, no exercise. Na to just dey fat up like hippo at the man's expenses.
Nigerian women sef

That's a cruel way to speak of the dead. Your own will come and when it does, flat tummy and stretchy abs will NOT save you.

OVB123:
What a nonsense. It's only people from the west that are qualified enough to be appointed into juicy ministries, departments and agencies. Yorubatocracy is what I called this one.

When it's your turn, do likewise.

Max24:
Serves her right. Let her go collect her Social Media CBN appointment from the Agulu SM president.. It cannot favour her and her family after singing baba wey no we'll he dey shout Emilokan ooo. Make Elupee 77 favour her.

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