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Bi mo ba n s'ere mi, Bi mo ba n s'ere mi, llogbo a fe jẹ ni bè , Ketu a fe jẹ ní bè, Agarawu a fẹ jẹ ní bè... ṣe mo se'resi ni se'resi ni o, abi mo se macaroni ni....Obesere Papa To sì bè.

We, My bf and I, find it so funny how somebody can come up with that up there. It thrilled him so much he had to get the CD and whenever we felt like having a hard laugh, he plays it.

MechanicMike:
Only a children will create this kind of dry thread sir...yes u behave like kid!!(no offenscce)

......a children? Awww

Albertone:
I'm not concerned about why you called him a fool nor why that fellow called you stupid.

I'm saying if you can insult another person, you shouldn't be pissed when another person insults you too.

Well whatever.

It is an action that births a reaction. Know that!

wahalawahala:
Who silence u bfr?
u were fined cos of ur unprofessional conduct..simple

Don't mind him.

When it comes to this LP nonsense, if dem get sense before, it fizzles out immediately. The same thing for one Ese Mairo on Arise TV.
We know that no be Seun talk but when your guests go out of line, you put them in check, that's your f^cking job! On air personalities shut out their callers when they begin to utter abnormalities. Even when radio presenters are reading messages on FB or other platforms, they stopped short of reading the comments when they noticed it's an obscenity.

Channels TV should go and pay the money and deduce it from Seun's salary small small. That's the price you pay for gross unprofessionalism. Imagine Datti running mouth on a matter wey dey court and you self siddon there fanning the embers. Radarada!

North4Obi23:
Beautiful one from Makinde. As for moment we're laughing at APC fools.

Just like the APC will have their last laugh on May 29. You'll see.

All of you scheming are nothing but busy little bees.

Albertone:
You called someone a fool for seeking advice, another person called you stupid and you're pissed.

Will you mind your business please.

Imagine if that man's wife were your sister. Do you pray for that kind of clueless husband for her?
Just imagine it for 5 mins she's your sister.

Grandpa Olusegun Sunday Da'gboru Obasanjo has many reasons to hate on APC and Tinubu.

One, they never agreed, since the days Obasanjo was president and Tinubu one of his governors. He seized allocation meant for Lagos, until Lagos devised means to fend for itself.

Obasanjo suddenly remembered his roots, igbotic, and started working for and with Obi to scuffle democratic processes.

Ladi Adebutu, this failed PDP guber candidate, belongs to Obasanjo's bossom friend, Baba Ijebu's Kessington Adebutu. This is another reason to hate Tinubu and his APC.

All I know is Obasanjo's time is up. He has tried and should take the backseat now. If I were him, I'll go one corner go rest and enjoy my money not playing meddlesome politics.

Oh show is over so soon! God knows I didn't tune in one day! I no follow at all. What's the use of the show anyway? Show be producing mysogynists and chauvinists like bleached overstuffed teddybear kitchen boy like Whitemoney. Radarada!

omochelsea004:
you are very stupid for that last sentence

You're not the only one stupid in your house for reasoning like a compound fool. Whoever raised you, the people under whose tutelage , principles and values you grew up are also fools for contaminating our space with a nonentity such as you, imbecilic idiot!

Caveatemptor:
This Ten Hag tactics is bewildering. Removing your two centre backs in Varane and Martinez and bringing on Lindelof.
Totally confusing.

E no sabi work like Arteta
Good for them though. Me likey!

illuminutty:
Only in Lagos will you see pot holes 🕳 on bridges and flyovers. Some sections of the bridge are so bad that if you are not used to driving on that route and you are a speed rider like me, you would crash and burn.

Bridge built by federal government but the state cannot maintain it because the senile old corrupt and greedy heroin trafficker will not allow his selected governors to use the funds meant for the development of the state to be used but transfer them to his drug associates in Colombia 🇨🇴 and Bolivia 🇧🇴.

Another word for Crying is Wailing

He should be bundled to Aro in Abeokuta straight. Yaba left cannot cure this kind of chronic schizophrenia. Radarada!

Nonsense experiment. I had to quickly check my phone settings whether I mistakenly put it in dark mode cause dark mode and my eyes are not friends.

Good we have the real deal back.

Jokerman:
Liverpool don dey get form o...

God please help Man utd to win their next matches o...

Arsenal for the EPL...

Yes O!

Liverpool should win for Arsenal.

ba7man:
Obidients seems to be a collection of Nigerian schizophrenics.

They exhibit similar delusions, talk and act irrationality based on their baseless convictions without evidence.

Point of correction, not seems to be, they're actually crazy. Yaba left has no known cure for their kind of crazy.

herkeem:
Staged by who?

He said it is staged, his madness is bigger than the man in the video. Awọn werey!

DIKEnaWAR:
Jim Nwobodo is Anambra State, not Enugu


**** Jim is from the present Enugu state, but was Governor of Anambra State, not Enugu. Enugu was created in 1991.

I see the children we failed to train yesterday quoting me.

Thanks for the correction. I don't even know most of them. And to think they were important people, o ga o! Life is transient.

olisaEze:
Stupidity just like violence is not the monopoly of any one tribe! This is why positions of authority are not meant for fools.

The chief reason I can never associate myself with Obi or his movement. I want to follow a leader who I'm sure knows more than me. Obi is not very gifted upstairs.

FreeStuffsNG:
Yinmu. Which faction are you inviting o ? Dey play.

You want to finish our Igbo brothers and sisters patapata in Lagos abi? You know right now that Lagos is already somewhat unfriendly to them as visitors, especially to those Igbo who hate their Yoruba hosts, yet want every Igbo to be tagged and treated like a terrorist in Lagos by the Yoruba.smh.

I know the Igbo in Lagos will not sleep, fold their hands and watch you repeat same havoc you caused them in Igboland that made them flee for safety in Lagos to repeat itself in Lagos o.
check my signature for free stuffs!

This thing is very simple. If the heat in a place is too much, leave. Fine, you have investments, sell it and MOVE!

Emuforlife1:
Have gone to check your Dp a 100th time.................................................................,... Was disappointed

This is supposed to be a faceless forum. No pictures

Emuforlife1:
Lol! Our DNA have similar sequence.
So, how do I know you didn't read my diary

Naaaaaa! I didn't

Jennyclay:
Jesus Christ!! . Not again!!

What has a 9 month old baby done to deserve this barbaric act . What is attractive in a 9 month old baby nitori olorun?? .

This is the 3rd rape case committed by men on front page today. We don't even know how many we'll count before this week runs out. God please help us!

Please and please, No woman should ever leave her female child under the care of any man not even her father.

Men are evil. I hate men. May all rapist die this year. Amen!!

Amen to your prayers. 9 months? Oh my Gosh! Poor baby. This particular one will die in Jesus name, if I had a gun I'd shoot him myself.

Emuforlife1:
Tell me you are talking about me without telling me you are talking about me

lol

it's just how we, introverts, are wired. Anything that will make me avoid you. Sometimes, I don't protest when I should just because I don't wanna talk but mind you, my own introvert dey very stubborn O. I won't do what I won't do if you like talk from January to December. My own silence doesn't mean consent.

Emuforlife1:
Na, I'm an introvert. I dont like to disturb people, I don't like to be disturbed.

Me too. I'm also an introvert and ordinary to say good morning to people seem herculean at times. l just want to be on my own, not ego. At times, I lock the door, I just want to fool people into believing I'm not around yet.

millionboi2:
Balogun and fire

Na 5&6 o. That union is made in heaven hell.

BurialGround:
You Yorubas are yet to attack Samuel Ogundipe the publisher of peoples Gazette but your problems are Igbos.

Igbos are not our problem. Great minds aspire unto greater things. Who get your time? It's your race that is a confused lot. Your Chief Daddy, Grandpa Iwuanyanwu said una no do Biafra again, na true? Is he speaking your mind? He also called us Political Rascals, we forgive him. We're onto better things. But he said he will handle us, I'm specifically waiting for how he will do that and e no go cast. E ma pada te ni! Walahi!

Flier:
1)Clinging

2)Keep Many friends

3)Talkative

4)Piecing and tattoo

5)Alcoholics and smokers

6)Broke girls

7)Broke girls

Flat Ass

9) Abuse of any kind

10)Keeping late nights

This list is kinda funny to me but Let's see....

I'm a bit clingy, it only happens when I'm not at work but most times, I'm at work.

I don't even have friends. My husband asked me one day why nobody by the title "friend" ever visits.

I'm an introvert, I write better than I talk.

Strangely, I have extra piercings and I do removable tattoos from time to time.

I've never tasted alcohol nor any form of tobacco.

I work so I'm not broke. Apart from my 9-5, I have side hustles.

Hmmmn! I have this in excess. I think it's a tad surplus to request even.

Do women abuse men? Are they capable of such feat? I don't think so.

I abhor anything late night, not for anybody's sake but for my sake!

Samantha124:
Wow.. this is the first time I'm getting a compliment from a nairaland female since I joined nairaland last year, that's if you're really a female..

Thank you..😊😊😊

Curiosity led me on. I just checked. Really you are good looking.

Wordsfrombimpe:
Let's discuss

I hate a lousy mouth who can't keep things to himself or between us.

That would be it for me.

DonroxyII:
Haha ... 30s is Now Small Boys ... Laslas Na our Ancestors most ladies go go Marry ...

Boys are too Playful anyway... We are better Matured in 40s atleast we gon don see finish !

How old do you think I am? Se o mo age mi ni, wetin I wan take 30 something year old do? I be ancestor myself

Enemyofpeace:
you never see anything. God does not support injustice

Back to sender in Jesus name.

Ire l'oju owo ma n ri, oju mi a fi ire

All of you that confess negativity because Obi no enter,u talk say Nigeria go crush, Nigeria go crumble.... That confession is for you and your family.

As for me and my house, we serve the Lord Christ. He's enough for me. He will take care of me no matter what earthly government is in power. I will achieve great heights, I will be outstanding, I will excel, I will be mesmerized with superfluous blessings. I will conquer and take dominion cause I'm the Father's child.


Listening to Bukola Bekes' Ire song right now.


Nonsense and Concobility!