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Plappvillemoi:
When Jesus says not everyone who call me LORD LORD will enter into the Kingdom of his Father. What does this mean? When He talks about False teachers and false Prophets, who are they? Do you think every building (church) is in the right part? If all are in the right part, then you consider the bible has lied. God is not in every building. He is not a God that kill his true Worshipers. No where do we see that in the bible. If you have one show it to me. Am out to learn.

Lol.

Of course, as expected, excuses have to be made for a god gone AWOL.
It wasn't a true church.
The victims were not true Christians.
Blah blah blah.

Can't you just see how pathetic you are trying to exonerate a deity from a tragedy inside a house dedicated to him ?

KingEbukasBlog:
So how can we verify this story . The usual gullible coterie of atheists have voraciously consumed the story - every single detail- without any scintilla of skepticism.


Christians be wise .

The story is very familiar to regular experiences every atheist can relate to .
And that's the main thrust of the story.

Pidgin2:
My problem with satanist is that although they read the bible but they chose to venerate the worse character in it. They are 100% worse than atheists in my opinion


I have a feeling JackBizzle is lying, he is the satanist in this story

My dear,
If you read the Bible, and then compare and contrast, you would find that Yahweh is the worst, the most despicable villain in that book.

In fact, Satan comes out as the innocent victim of dirty lies and character assassination.

uzoexcel:
Plaetton longest time

Greetings comrade.

hopefulLandlord:
I said this on another thread


One thing that amazes me about theists especially Christians is the speed at which they interpret misfortunes that happen to atheists as their god showing his power, anger and telling atheists to repent from their "sinful ways"

Consider this, they talked of how Marilyn Monroe's death weeks after allegedly telling someone that "I don't need your Jesus" as sign of their god's power but when you now point to the plane crash that killed Myles Munroe and his wife (a Christian on his way to preach the gospel) you'll see them run around in circles by claiming God knows best or some other self defeating logic

Look at the thread on this church incident that hit front-page yesterday and see for yourself how Christians were blaming the engineers and construction workers for the building collapse while exonerating their imaginary Jewish folklore friend of all blames

If this however happened in an atheist meeting and the place caves in, these Christians would be very quick to point to that happening as god showing his power and getting angry at us, they wouldn't dare blame any engineering or construction fault even if it were obvious the fault comes from them

"This wouldn't have happened" many Christians would say "if they believed in my god"

"God is punishing them for their sins"

this also happens in real life a lot

1 atheist graduate couldn't get a job? move closer to Jesus, he has all the answers

Christian couldn't get a job? God is testing your faith in him, his time is the best

2 atheist is getting depressed? Jesus is the answer

Christian died of acute depression? god decided to take him so as to end his sadness and stop him backsliding

3 atheist kills someone? its the spirit of the devil that worked on him

a Christian kills someone while claiming god told him so? god knows best, maybe that person god told him to kill would've detonated a nuclear bomb in the future and god decided to save the situation

4 an atheist dies a violent death? that's what happens to those that don't believe in my god

a Christian dies a violent death? we are all going to die someday, I'm glad he died knowing Jesus

I could write over a thousand more examples

it seems every atheist "deserves" whatever misfortune befalls him and other atheists should be expecting a life of misfortunes but becomes a different ball game when one points out same or worse misfortunes that's happened to Christians


Religion does have degenerative effect on the brain

And the sad Irony is not over yet.

Look out for prayer vigils and services for the unfortunate dead in the same town .

Those who survived the horror will be doing Thanksgiving services and ceremonies, and sowing seeds to prevent misfortunes.
It's an irrational, very funny vicious cycle.

Imagine god as an insurance company who bails out when it's time redeem to a paid-for policy.

In real life, he would be branded a fraud.
But in fantasy life, praise be to him.

dingbang:
lmao... no no you got it wrong, I mentioned that the Lord was never present.

You are now saying he was present and he was first to escape. Please don't say what you don't know. He is not your mate

What I know is that the Lord, who is omnipresent( in case you forgot), is always the first ( according to people like you) to escape tragedies.

dingbang:
Mchew! The Lord was never present in that church

Lol.
Just like I predicted.
The Lord was the first to escape,..and being the talented escape artist that he is, he did it soooo fast, that this poster above is even questioning and denying whether he was there at all.

Once again, tens of people have their heads smashed into pieces by a falling Church building.
If they are not being trampled to death at religious crusades, they are being smashed to pieces by falling Church buildings.

Where was god in all these tragedies ?

Are these not proof that religious worship is not only a terrible waste of precious time, but an ongoing health and safety hazard ?

I mean, what a terrible Irony, a very very sad and pathetic one.

It means, and again, ought to invoke and agitate our Common sense that the laws of physics transcend way above god and the notion of god,.., and that god, despite all the claims of imaginary omni omniness, is itself subordinate and subservient to the immutable laws of physics.

adioolayi:
The collapse of the church building at Uyo yesterday has reportedly killed about 200 people.... I'm just thinking, what kind of trauma will the site engineers and the construction company be going through now... what will be their faith

May we not experience tragedy of any kind in the remaining days of this year.

What ?

Shouldn't you be asking what kind of trauma god is going through right now ?
Imagine the PR nightmare for god.
Talk about loosing credibility
God is the biggest casualty of this tragedy.
Thousands of years of credibility all gone down the drain.
Who dares , which fool dares to go to church, any Church to pray to God for protection today ?

Ideally, this type of incident should mark the death of god, but then, god has a way evading responsibility. He is an escape artist.
No, doubts, his alter ego, the devil, will ultimately take the blame for this tragedy.

balanceofterror1:
Every Christian knows that h/she will die someday irrespective of the circumstance that such death may come. God is the creator and if you are doubting his existence, I dare you and all the atheists and scientists worldwide to just travel to the sun He will melt you there.

Laughing out loud.
This is horrible PR for god.
Of all the horrible ways to die, dying horribly in a church while praying to god for blessings has to be the most shameful, pathetic way to die.
Death by foolishness.

Surprisingly, most fools in the same area would troop to Church today to thank skyfairy for saving their lives.

Ignorance kills.

Emusan:
In a nutshell you still rely in somebody's understanding of the nature not your own research and experiment.

That is exactly the point where you keep showing your stark ignorance.
Science does not mandate every single person to keep reinventing the wheel.

Once a scientific idea goes through the scientific method, the empirical method, it is generally accepted , until is refuted, again using the same standard empirical methods.

We go to school to learn lessons, empirically vetted lessons that others are passing to us.
If you don't understand that, then perhaps you in particular left something behind in your evolutionary transition to homo sapien sapien.

Again, by asking such daft questions, you have obviously never been to a science lab, talkless of doing experiments.
Anyone with a benefit of modern education Should have at least performed lab experiments on the basic , fundamental ideas of science.
If you didn't, sorry.
Don't blame the atheist.
Blame your government that allows Stone-age religious Bullshytes from every corner of the middle East to take priority over basic science education in Nigerian schools.

Emusan:
Ahhahh

Observe, experimented, tested and analyzed by you or who?

Besides, you talk about universally accepted methods! Who are the people who defined these methods and made them acceptable

Your questions betray your ignorance.

The empirical method.
I am quite sure you missed it secondary school science.
Do yourself a favor and read up on it.

It is annoying and tiring to have to repeat and repeat to adults basic lessons and knowledge taught in primary school.

https://explorable.com/images/empirical-research-cycle.jpg

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Empirical_research

promise10:
Please, how does similarity simply propose evolution??

That we share close to 98% of or DNA, must that mean evolution to you?

Why can't we call similarity "similarity" instead of calling similarity "evolution"?

Do you even understand the basic ideas about evolution ?
The only thing that religio- heads know about evolution is that it is an idea that they hate.

Emusan:
And who wrote those books you believe in

I guess the books came about by chance to explain nature to you

The books were written based on things that have been observed, experimented upon, tested and analyzed using standard, universally accepted methods.

Lennycool:
Lol. And did you read that off an awake magazine? I wonder why Christians will continue to argue with scientific facts, like they somehow know better. You disregard the facts presented by scientist all because of a book written by primitive men. The book that says everything on earth was created in six days, and that all humans descended from adam and eve, the book that says a flood happened long ago and wiped out everything on earth, leaving only a few humans and the male and female of every land animal on earth, that managed to survive on a wooden boat for 150 days in latitudes that are higher than the top of mount Everest. abeg go read better book jor

It's rather funny, arguing science with someone who believes that the earth is 6,000 yrs old.

promisechuks:
WHY MUST YOU BE PAINED?!!

BECAUSE IT IS ABOUT GOD??!!

ABEG GET AWAY!!!!

Of course.
With god , all frauds are possible.

But this particular fraud is different, is dangerous, and threatens public safety and health.

kristisking:
You just like others that posted comments against the prophet are anti christ . If you dont believe what the man of God did, so be it. Stop making comments against the man of God to avoid the wrath of God.

The god of foolish people.

I have always said that a god is as good, wise or as stuuupid as the mind that creates it.

@Nairaland moderators,

It is highly irresponsible to put this type of nonsense in the front page.
Impressionable people, plenty of impressionable people might get hurt or hurt many many others by spreading a deadly infectious disease .

This type of nonsense is peddled and sold in houses of fraud. It has no.place in an online medium that people take seriously.

In this age of information and enlightenment, I find it hard to believe that dangerous frauds perpetuated by merchants of Stone-age Bullshytes would be casually promoted on the front page of Nairaland forum.

Besides the usual comedy relief from these clowns, this particular one poses a very great public HEALTH HAZARD for tens of millions of ignorant, semi-primitive people.

It is sad and lamentable that this particular clown has not been held accountable for the 119 lives crushed to death inside house Bullshyte mountain 2 yrs ago or so, as a result of the same type of stuuupid ignorance being peddled here.

Shame on the moderators who are ignorantly endangering public safety and health by moving this type of petty and dangerous fraud to the front page.

JackBizzle:
WORDS ARE FOR THE SALAD! THE WORD SALAD!!!


DEEPSIGHT 3;19

Deepsight walked amongst his disciples and preached to them- "I am the salad of life and whosoever eateth of me shall be blessed with the verbosity of spoken word". Then, his disciples asked "Is this true? Can we be blessed with the gift of the word salad?". Deepsight replied thus- "the salad is open like the gates of heaven towards its righteous communicants; it accepts whosoever believeth in its sophistry."

Then Deepsight told his disciples to start speaking in tongues. As they did, he started walking on air. And his disciples rejoiced thus "we have a great prophet that walketh on air". But then, Deepsight corrected them; "I walketh not upon the air but upon the spoken word of your saladified speaking in tongues". And his disciples rejoiced further "we have a great prophet for where Jesus walketh upon water, he walketh upon words".


And from that day Deepsight was known as the "word walker". Praised be his salad.

The above did not come from a carnal mind.
The spirit of the WORD is with you brother.

JackBizzle:
Or as Deepsight and his disciples know it

"THE BOOK OF WORDS"


"THE SALAD BIBLE"

His new apprentice, kingebukasblog, gives new meaning to " proxility ".

He is a word salad phenom. He just lacks the cunning and subtlety of his master.

His previous acolyte, uyi iredia, has obviously dropped out of word salad school.
His situation is way beyond redemption.

JackBizzle:
Or as Deepsight and his disciples know it

"THE BOOK OF WORDS"


"THE SALAD BIBLE"

A WORD is enough for the wise. WORDS, however, are for the foolish.

JackBizzle:
Deepsight 3;16

In the beginning was the word. And the word was salad. And whosoever eateth of it shall have everlasting verbose eloquence.


17
The ways of the salad are not the ways of man; for it shall confuse the wise and retardeth the foolish.

Right from the book of life.

DeepSight:
Impertinence! Impudence! Rascality! Unbridled wickedness! Insubordination on the streets of Ashkelon! Treachery on the plains of Meggido!

Now therefore, draw thee thy sword, and prepare for a duel unto the death: for no longer will I have my Holy Salad trampled upon like pearls before swine: nor will the Mighty one of Judah behold such iniquity without recompense.

Thou hast been warned.

I beseech thee, oh wordy sire, to show mercy upon my person, and forgive my levity upon the word,.. for thou sayeth in the scriptures " in the beginning was the WORD, and word grew large, and the word was with thee, and the WORD was yours".

May the WORD be with you, oh wordy sire.

dalaman:
There is something about this deepsight guy. Can't place it but the guy is deep.

Naaa.
He is an olodo who serves all- you-can- eat word salads.

Man shall not live by word salads aione.

HungerBAD:
Deep.

A well written article, devoid of any pull him down sentiments. True to what the writer said, corruption is at a record low in this Country.

You know, hungerbad, no one has to agree with you views on Nairaland,
But,
At least , post things that people can take you serious for.

That " corruption is at a record low in this country" really really betrays any shred in integrity that you have, or pretend to have.

Such outlandishly silly and false statements make you sound like one these paid online praise singers, which I am sure you are not.

Do you or your idol, Buhari, even understand what corruption is ?
I don't think so.

KingEbukasBlog:


Just because I acknowledge the existence of God , I mean the trinity . Haba .

You said it, not me.

DeepSight:
He is not a dumb lad: he is merely too deeply steeped in his doctrine to even see what is written in scripture.

Yeah.
The lad has potential.
But , I am afraid that his situation is so malignant, we may need to do physical Brain surgery, a lobotomy of sorts , to remove so much crap from his young mind.

MrPresident1:
The summary of your person, with your own mouth. You are irreligious and godless.

Religion exists, denial of presence is not absence, there is nothing you can do about it.

God is. Again, denial of presence is not absence, there is nothing you can do about it too.

You are irreligious and godless

Only if you accept, likewise, that you are Santa-less, despite that the belief in good ol Santa IS.

DeepSight:
^^^ Most definitely, Jesus the Nazarene is subject and subordinate to God by far - by a great incomprehensible gap: just same as with every mortal.

As to hierarchy, in case you mistook me, I meant I see no hierarchy within the Godhead as it is ONE.

No electron is more electron than all other electrons.
All electrons = electron.

The only thing that differentiates one electron or a set of electrons from the other is the rate of vibrations or frequency.

Ye are gods, all of you.

Raise your frequency, and you become the godhead.

Ishilove:
oh...I fear

See your face

DeepSight:
No it is not. And you know that.

The poster was either trying to be sarcastic with the question, or was trying to bait and box me into one of two very very narrow definitions of my worldview.

DeepSight:
He is not a dumb lad: he is merely too deeply steeped in his doctrine to even see what is written in scripture. It happens to many Christians. They reject scripture outright in favour of their doctrine all the time. It's quite normal.

Lol.

That's the Beauty, or should I say, Insanity of religious beliefs.

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Now you're talking.