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Sometime i wonder if the Niger Delta people are on a constant high.They are WELCOMING her back What did she do when she was there before A recycled cretin comes back to earn a huge salary and do absolutely nothing *sigh* Everyday i come to realize how daft most Nigerians really are.

This law is a total no brainer.I find it hard to believe that LASG will make that kind of law without thinking through.Even in developed countries people who want to sell their used cars do not need to obtain any license to do so.They need to re-think the law and offer a more reasonable alternative.If they are worried about importers ,they could simply mandate unregistered independent importers to apply for a an affordable importers license instead of going through a 3rd party to get their vehicle sold.

E.G

Say for example i live in the UK and i want to send some cars home to my relatives to sell on my behalf.They could mandate my relative who will be selling the car to apply for an independent car importers license which will give him the authority to receive and sell imported cars from overseas.

Ordinary Lagosians who want to sell their cars can be asked to get an affidavit from the courts stating their intention to sell their vehicles before they actually sell it.Buyers can demand to see a copy of the sellers affidavit before they negotiate to buy the car.Once the car is bought the seller must give the buyer a police certified photocopy of the sellers affidavit which the seller must present at the licensing office before the car can be registered in the new owners name.

My 2 cents!

Beaf works in Aso rock as an IT specialist/blogger.

This will be bad for small scale businessmen and importers.They have just signed a deal with South Africa too and bought 51% stake in the retail industry. I shiver at what the consequences will be for Africans.First Africom now Walmart in Africa's two largest economies.This is no coincidence,brace yourselves people.Africa is the last stand : China Vs America.

Is Nigeria ever going to be a civilized country?

The only reason SA's economy is stronger than Nigeria's in the first place is because of lesser corruption and better management.Nigeria on any good day is richer than SA and will feed SA for decades.The only problem we have is our moronic and corrupt Government with the commander in thief of the armed forced in charge.Without a complete U-turn in the way we do things ,i seriously doubt that this can happen by 2025.

javalove:
I SWEAR TO GOD!!!!!!!

I SWEAR BY GOD!!!!!!

THIS STORY IS A FRIGGING HOAX!!!!!. . .

NIGERIANS BE PREPARED FOR EXTERNAL INVASION IN THE NAME OF "HELP"

THIS IS A PRETEXT FOR FOREIGN SOLDERS TO COME OCCUPY OUR LAND!!!!!

MARK MY WORD. . .!




#Javalove. . .unless otherwise stated. . .!

It is already too late to stop it.My sources tell me that a "division" of the US marines under the Africom banner will be stationed in Nigeria by 2012.

totorimi:
He was not carrying a gun its a photoshop

Are you sure about that?

It does not look like photoshop to me.Some suicide bombers have been known to carry firearms under their garment.

He could have been carrying a gun to defend himself in the event that he gets stopped at a checkpoint before he gets to his final destination.

petaling:
So you want us to buy china made epad from south africa? What an insult! Man we know where to get them from china at a lower rate.

Learn to address others in a civilized manner.How does me advertising these tablets constitute an insult to your person.If you don't like my price you can buzz off.Since you can get it in china for lesser why don't you get your visa, buy your ticket travel to china and bring it to Nigeria instead of trolling on my thread.It is guys like you who make so much noise but at the and of the can not even produce a single item.

bong4:
did u say N26,000. pls be specific and direct. can u use web tools like dreamweaver and fireworks with it?

Hi Bong4, sorry for the late reply ,i have not been on NL for a while.I am not sure if these tablets can use Dreamweaver or fireworks.I will do some research and get back to you.Yes My price is N26,000[b] excluding postage to Nigeria[/b].I am currently making plans to set up a small shop in Lagos which will be managed by a relative of mine.These tablets will be shipped in large quantities to Nigeria in September or October.I will keep you updated.We are trying to keep the price as low

[quote author=EzeUche! link=topic=699747.msg8597623#msg8597623 date=1309144417]It is time for these to start operating.

https://www.wired.com/images_blogs/photos/uncategorized/2008/10/27/071127f2185f105.jpg[/quote]Ezeuche you dey make me laugh.You really have no clue about counter intelligence operations.What are the drones supposed to do exactly  

If the Govt wants to to fish out Boko Haram they need to set up an undercover unit that will infiltrate the organization.You can only use drones once you know your targets location and itinerary.Besides the Nigerian Air force do not have armed UAVS,they will need the help of the US to carry out unmanned air strikes thereby turning Nigeria into Pakistan and undermining our sovereignty.

[quote author=kcswat link=topic=699517.msg8598468#msg8598468 date=1309161037][/quote]Oh Boy level pass level,if you never see fine girl 4 ur life na you sabi.Go marry your wowo girls

Chai ,naija girls wowo die! 

Haba these are the best Nigeria could offer Unbelievable.

Most of those girls look like masquerades,what is with all the terrible make up ,vampire nails and mop like hair.They look like scarecrows and scare the hell out of me 

If i were to pick ,i will manage (emphasis on manage) Miss bayelsa,Miss Enugu ,Miss Lagos and Miss Ekiti.The rest are a CAPITAL no no for me.

I think Silverbird staff are going kuku selecting these wowo girls to represent Nigeria 

@ EKO ILE,

Fashola is doing very well but my concern is this: What are the provisions made for maintenance of these facilities?

You know our people you can build beautiful mall ,roads ,hospitals e.t.c for them but within 2 years they will sh1t everywhere and the facilities will be run down.Personal hygiene is something that most Nigerians lack and it shows in their work place and environments.It will be a shame to see all these great facilities fashola has erected go "down" because of lack of maintenance which is endemic to our society.Is there an agency which has been set to monitor these facilities and issues fines if they are not being maintained well?

While i do not trust Tinubu 100% ,i think the Awolowo family are starting to disgrace their name in public.This yeye should should know better and stay our of politics.If TINUBU does not want to affiliate or pay respect to yeye ,that is his right as a citizen of this country.No one can force another person to pay homage or bow to them.

They are becoming ridiculous and what we call "agba ya" in Yoruba.

My Advise to Awolowo's kids ,call your mum to order.Enough is enough ,let it go. TINUBU does not want to play ball with you guys so let him be jeez!

Yeye please stop acting like a mafia boss and stop dragging Awolowo's name in the mud! The so called Yoruba son's you surround yourself with are mostly PDP scoundrels and they make one wonder where your dignity lies.

I am not a Tinubu fan but leave the man the fxck alone! Let us the youths decide who we want as a leader not you old relics!

Oh please here we go again with all these useless old men talking trash so that they can line their pockets.And how is prof nnaji the best man for the job? because he is a professor? Does he know anything about powering a country? Does he have a specific plan to ensure that the whole country is powered by 2015.Does he even know the different types of energy source that is available in Nigeria.What is he a professor of?

We should appoint someone who has vast knowledge of the power industry both locally and internationally.Someone with a drive and a detailed as well as executable plan not some big title politician with zero clue on how to power the country.Proven power sector professional Is this guy high 

Playmode Entertainment Stores South Africa now have these new Android Tablet Pcs in stock.We are looking for distributors in Nigeria ,Kenya ,Zimbabwe,Namibia e.t.c We also sell single units to individuals all over Africa.There are several models and sizes of our Tablets.First up is the 7" In MID Tablet:


This device runs the latest Google Android 2.2 operating system and has full WiFi capabilities. You can view and edit all your Microsoft Word, Powerpoint and Excel files.

To surf the web, you can plug-in your 3G modem or connect to the internet via WiFi.

- Brand new with 1 year warranty
- Leather carry case with embedded keyboard (optional)
- Powerful 1Ghz processor
- Supports external 3G modem via USB
- Latest version of Google Android 2.2 operating system
- WiFi
- 7" High Definition touch screen
- 2 Mega pixel camera
- Built-in speakers and microphone
- Gravity sensor
- Up to 32GB storage with Micro SD card
- 2 x USB Port (30-pin adapter)
- 1 x Network cable port
- Up to 4hrs battery life
- Light-weight, thin and easy to carry
- Pre-loaded with Skype, Youtube, Google Maps, PDF Reader, eBook reader and many other applications

Download 1000's of free applications from the online Android Marketplace.

This brand new Google Android 7" Tablet PC will completely replace your laptop or netbook.

This device unlike the Ipad support abode flash.It is reliable and well built.

A single unit goes for N26,000 excluding postage to your country.

Distributors buying in bulk will get better discounts obviously.

We currently have over 1500 Tablet PCs of different sizes in stock and more still on the way.

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I find it hard to belive that the Nigerian Government paid and is still paying the salary of this exclusive lunatic 

I also find it unbelievable that the people of Edo state will allow this insane man to represent them.

Finally i also find it hard to believe that the ACN will allow this poop minded bacteria into their party.

That being said ,he is right about the zoning crap!

LWKMD .It seems the recent earthquake must have affected the Japanese psychologically to the extent that they now want to eat poop.

bioye:
I can confirm authoritatively that Rt. Hon. Dimeji Bankole, the former Speaker of the House of Representatives has met the strict bail conditions set by Justice Suleman Belgore yesterday and has left EFCC custody for his home.  Bankole is set to re-appear in court on July 19 on a 17-count charges bordering on loans allegedly collected unlawfully by the House of Representatives under his Speakership.

Bioye ,who are you? Are you Bankole's friend ,relative or lover ? I have been monitoring you for a while now and it seems that you are an enemy of progress?Why so much love for a clearly evil individual who should be assassinated with immediate effect? And as per your profile pic ,i think it highly unintelligent of you to compare bankole to Mandela.It show that you have very low IQ, no morals and no dignity.If you are one of those who support those who are bringing this nation down be forewarned that when the axe falls it will hit you as well.No evil individual will be spared.

And why does the President of Nigeria need to select a minister from each state?    Are we not supposed to select ministers based on their respective qualifications ,experience and intellectual capacity to handle and manage their specific potfolios I must say that Nigeria is has probably the dumbest system of Government on planet earth.

Merit is thrown out of the window and replaced with state of origin. *sigh* and this is the country that claims to have the best brains in Africa 

Our intellectual decay just seems to worsen day by day 

And you tribal bigots are busy displaying your obviously degenerated IQs on this thread , Yoruba this, Igbo that You people are the the ones responsible for the kind of leadership we have in this country. Instead of addressing issues and promoting ideas that will benefit us collectively as a nation,you are all busy busy screaming about your individual tribes.How pathetic and typically Nigerian you all sound.

[quote author=PROUD-IGBO link=topic=693222.msg8541700#msg8541700 date=1308385908]Nice one. My only reservation would be the involvement of Indians. I worked for an Indian company in Ogba-Ikeja in Lagos, and have first hand experience on how they regard and treat Nigerians (they can be worse than Lebanese by the way). Their sole aim is to maximise profit at all costs, and don't mind treating their workers disgracefully in the process. But it's our government that gives them the leeway? So i'd hope the Enugu State government would remind them of, and enforce strict labour laws if and when the project takes off.

Ebonyi and Abia states need to up their game man. Nothing seems to be happening in these states and it's so frustrating and annoying.

^^^ What has the above got to do with the topic, and is 'forced removal' even possible in this day and age of economic intergration and free movement? [/quote]Well Nigerians gave them that chance,in SA ,indians are treated like dogs.They are not trusted and they are not revered like demi GODS.The problems with us Nigerian is that we see them as "Oyinbos" and bow to them that is why they treat us like dirt.Personally when next i visit Nigeria and i see an Indian or Lebanese (no matter how rich he is) treating my brothers like dirt be rest rest assured that i will give him a piece of my mind(that is if i don't slap his cheek of his face first).Indians/Lebanese are scums of the earth.Dirty scoundrels who sh1t everyway they go.Don't give them a chance to bully you in anyway.This is our country and we run the show.

I am Yoruba and i am proud of Enugu State.This is a step in the right direction and i am in full support of it.Anyone who is talking about ozone pollution should jump in a icy cold lake.

Nigerians self   We are too dumb for our own good.When they don't give you power you complain but when they give you a coal station you still complain.South Africa generates most of its 40 ,000 megawatts from coal stations and i don't see anyone complaining.Abeg you people should let Nigeria progress.All this global warming crap is some hogwash to keep 3rd world countries from developing.If Global warming is such a threat then the USA ,Europe and Australia should shut down their own coal power stations  

Once again KUDOS to Enugu State.

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National Assembly  next !

silverstud:
This is a bunch of crap write-up here, you are 100% wrong.
The CIA or MOSSAD has nothing to do with this issue, so please provide commentary that makes sense.
Until the Nigerian Governments and her Elites learn how to be strategic in Governance we will continue to have all these kinds of crap come up from time to time, and if we are not careful, we will go back to the days were there is conflicts all over africa.
The Nigerian Government needs to do several things,
1) Sharia Law has to be repealed and Religion needs to take the back seat to proper policy making that eleviates poverty and provides jobs.
2) Education must be made compulsory for all Nigerians up til your first year in university, after which you can do whatever you want.
3)Religious schools or Madrasas must be made to expand their curriculum to include five other subjects outside of Koranic studies and Arabic studies (Mathematics, history, sociology, a technical science subject, and any other elective that the student chooses), i recommend this b'cos religious schools are a fact of lift in Islam, thus rather than get rid of it, modernise it.
4) if Sharia Law cannot be repealed then it needs to be modernized. Thus, any judge or Lawyer in the Sharia Legal system has to get a regular law degree first and then specialize in Islamic law as a subset of their main law degree. And every Sharia court must be part of the regular Court system (just as a section of it, and not the whole thing)
these are a few things that i think can be done to accomodate islamic law but within a modern setting.

While you think what this guy is saying is wrong ,it is you who is wrong.

The simple question you must ask yourself is :

Why has the northern extremists become more determined in recent years?

How do they get funding?

How do they get military training?

Where do they get their weapons from?

What do they stand to gain from an Islamic state?


Dude do some research,the answers are all around if you dig deeper.

There are many issues going on in the world right now which are interlinked e.g

Obama's new financial policy as well as renewed interest in building military bases on African soil.

IMF former chief's violation incident (It was a setup ,his drink was spiked.They need to get rid of him so he cannot contest the presidential elections against sarchozy of France)

Uprising in the middle east  (orchestrated citizens coup)

Continued stalemate in Libya (France revenge against gadafi for setting up AFRICAN MONETARY FUND - an african version of IMF)

Boko Haram uprising (excuse to bring US Marines and CIA onto Nigerian soil )

The discovery of Gas in South Africa and the keen interest by SHELL to move to SA despite huge rejection by the populace. (expansion of mega corporations backed by the western governments into Africa's biggest economy)

Dude the world is changing,think NWO -New World Order and the book of Revelations in the bible.Pay more attention to everynews that comes out in all parts of the world and dig deeper.This is no conspiracy thing.This is simple common sense.Have you noticed how the Americans have been talking about investing in Africa more than ever before? How come they never invested in Africa in the past 30 years but now that China has taken over and built several free trade zones they want in?

The Americans are loosing grip of their hold on Africa,more African presidents are turning to china for loans ,investment e.t.c At the same time this presidents are giving the Chinese businessmen a free hand to invest and build in their countries.African now buys more Chinese products than American products.This is is not good for the US economy so the US government has to protect itself by curbing china's growth in Africa.

The only thing the US Government is good at is the art of deception,they have been using it for years to cause havoc in Angola ,DRC ,Liberia, e.t.c Cause havoc in an African country and the president will beg the US marines to help.I told you guys many times and it will happen if GEJ's is not strong enough to tell the USA to shove it.We will have an Africom base on Nigeria soil that will house the US Marines ,Army Rangers and also a CIA base station.Welcome to self imposed slavery- THE NEW WORLD ORDER.

Pharoh:
This is definitely wrong as football does not equal to competence in sports generally.

Most sensible response so far.

^^^^LWKMD ,it looks like a combination of metal scrap.That so called warship of ours can be sunk and easily out maneuvered by a patrol boat.

More photos.

Chuckdee:
As usual, Nintendo has come out again with a great leap and high tech advancement in the gaming world. What with the high level of integration between controller and console, its so awesome!! That been said, the controller looks so ugly and big as if it will be uncomfortable although funny enough first time handlers says its quite easy and comffy.

Its gonna be an interesting 2012 in the gaming sphere with all the new stuffs coming out but I will rather put my money where my mouth is, SONY.  I Will definitely be getting the PS Vita which to me appears to be a handheld made for the future!
Just my  10 kobo !

I think what you should worry about is the weight of controller not the size.Obviously this is not the final design.A lot of people said that the wii controller was weird when it was first launched but see how fast people got used to it.The design of the console is not the final design either,if you noticed not much was said about the console.This is intentional because they want everybody's attention to be focused on the controller for now.Expect pleasant surprises from nintendo.Graphics are important and they know ,that is why the are hush hush about the console's power.

ritchboy:
Are these the final designs?

The controller looks humongous. . . The right thumb stick is above the face buttons = fail! No space in the middle of the controller for your palms to rest on + the flat design of the damn thing = suicide. How do you hold that for say, 3 or more hours straight?

Nintendo, Sony and MS should just focus on producing good games instead of all these crappy flashy technology. My Kinect and Move peripherals have been eating dust for ages.

There in nothing wrong with the buttons IMO ,millions of people are playing on flat panels like the IPAD and awkward button consoles like PSP and WII without any complains.This is Nintendo we are  talking about,don't you think they will ask gamers to test the comfort ability of the controller before launching it.

IMO PlayStation needs to step up its game.I am not sold on the PS vita,i really dont see much improvement from the PS GO and definitely will not shell out $300 for it when i can get a full system  for like $500

MODERATOR ,this thread deserves to be on the homepage.This is a technological revolution in the gaming world.

All i can say is damn

How much and where can i pick up my own console.PS3 and Xbox just got owned

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I swear if had the resources/funding ,i  will set up a specialized guerrilla force that will be kidnapping these politicians one by one.I will torture them until they transfer their stolen wealth to my offshore account,seize their assets ,kill them and dump their bodies in front of the house of assembly.

I won't stop until the FG meets my demands to reduce their salaries to N200,000 per month