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broseme:
According to the story shared by Ismail,five suicide bombers, two males and three females, were killed yesterday in Mamanti village,Borno state after a suicide belt detonation error.Below is what he wrote......

'VIEWERS DISCRETION ADVISED
5 suicide bombers died along Mamanti village yesterday, after suicide belt detonation error from one of the terrorist'

cc; Lalasticlala,mynd44

Source: http://www.trezzyhelm.com/2017/06/5-suicide-bombers-die-in-mammanti.html

The pictures are so nice. Hopefully more of those retards will be blown.up!!!!

profit39:
mr too know....i don hear u...mind ur bizness and by the way diamond confirmed the error is from them cos they couldnt have accepted the recall without calling me first

Hahahaha. Mr Looking for quick cash!!!!. Why don't try rituals. I heard you can get billions there. Mumu!!!!

AutoJoshNG:
A tricycle (popularly called Keke NAPEP) was hit from behind by a car, causing it to somersault on 3rd Mainland Bridge Lagos.

LRU attended to the injured victim.

See more photos..

https://autojosh.com/keke-napep-tumbles-3rd-mainland-bridge-hit-car/

These idiots will never learn. Always on the highway with high-speed cars. He is lucky to have escaped with his life!!

profit39:
hello guys, i plan to sue diamond bank for a billion Naira but first will like to hear your advice before i proceed. On 3rd of march 2017 i sold a mobile phone for a customer for 50,000 Naira and he said he was not with cash that he will like to transfer the amount to my account.I gave him my diamond bank account number and he transferred the money ASAP. i got the alert and my balance became 60,000 Naira cos i was having 10,000 Naira prior to the 50,000 received. Immediately i transferred 15,000 Naira to my sister and was left with a balance of 45,000 Naira. I gave the customer the phone and he left my place.After my working hours i tried to withdraw some money from my account for the weekend and i got the message invalid account from the ATM. i felt it was a network problem and i decided to transfer some money with my mobile app to my access bank account only to find out the my account was showing "-4921" i still felt it was network issue and i left it. On Monday 6th of march i went to the bank to lay a complaint only for the customer care lady to tell me that the money paid to my account was recalled back by the sender.I was shocked and i asked her how possible will my money leave my account without the bank calling to first. She promised to email the department involved and i should have patience.I called the buyer of the phone there in the bank to find out if truly he recalled the money he sent to me for the mobile phone he bought and he replied "O BOY NA NAIJA WE DEY NA SO THE GAME BE" and he ended the call and switched off his phone. I told the customer care lady what he sender of the money just said to me and she said the bank will help me get my money.Its getting to the fourth month and still no sign of me getting my money as the bank just took my case for granted. Now am thinking of suing the bank for aiding theft against me. Please lawyers in the house do i really have a case here? your advice is needed as i am really confused here.i have called the banks customer care and even twitted their handle but still no good response from them.

Hahahaha. Cut your loss and move on. If the fund is recalled that same day its transferred, then you don't have a case. Simply because it is seen as an errnonous transaction. Besides, Diamond Bank was never privy to your transaction, so they cannot be held liable. So find your billion naira elsewhere!!!

sexyboocalher:
Good afternoon house...
I need car experts to advice me on a type of suv I should go for.
My current car is a a Nissan almera 98 model which I bought in 2011.
The car is so nice that I don't feel like changing it but for upgrade sake it has to go!
Everything about my car is nice ranging from fuelling, servicing etc...

I would like to upgrade to a bigger and stronger suv
which would be very durable and economy friendly...
Consideration ( I supply places that are waterlogged and sometimes filled with sand especially dry season)
(2)...4million to my door step including genuine papers

God bless us!!!!

Dude, you will do yourself a whole of lot favour if you browse the internet and search for that dream car!!!

SingleDad:
She got married 2014 to her supposed beloved husband, but recently she has being all over my life.


She has always being my friend, and we once had friendly intimacy most times. But when she got married, I had to distance myself from her. Recently, she has being calling, and trying to fix a get together meeting between us.

The disturbance was so much, I had to create out sometime to see her. She told me that , her husband couldn't function properly and they have done various medical evaluations, and realized that she could not produce babies, because her husband had a medical problem.


I gave her my humble advice, and told her to hope on God for the right time.

Okay!. So she told me that, we should resume our friendly intimacy, just the way it use to be back in the days!. She said, deep inside her, she couldn't seek for a better person, if not me....


I rebuked the ideology instantly, but she kept on persisting that I should please consider her lonely request. She really needs to feel like a woman!


Good people, what should i do? . She is married, and i don't wish to have anything to do with her. But her constant plea is getting me provoked.


What are your suggestions?

Really? I think you should do it and tell us of the repercussion on a future day. Personally, i would advice against it simply because of the complications that are involved.

dainformant:
A fake pastor identified as pastor Osinachi Christopher from Abia state was humiliated and disgraced after he was allegedly caught while trying to bury a pot of charm in someone's compound at Nnobi area of Anambra state. According to the person who shared this, this is not the first time the pastor has done this.

Read what was shared by Uzochukwu Onuabuchi on Friday, June 23rd.

Wonders shall never end, this is pastor Osinachi Christopher from Isuochi Abia state. He was caught this evening with a pot of charm, he wanted to bury at someone's compound. which they will later bring out in the name of liberating the family. He even confess that he was working with one Pastor miracle ihuoma.

He even confessed that this fake Pastor miracle buried a pot of charm, in front of one shop that belongs to one woman that happens to be a wife to one makosa. The fake Pastor miracle later told the woman, that it was the former Pastor ebubedike that buried the charm. The fake Pastor just used this trick to chase the former Pastor ebubedike away. Ebubedike that God has been using mightly to do wonders there in Nnobi.

Well one thing I know in this life is that nothing is hidden under the sun. God has finally exposed the fake Pastor miracle ihuoma, that has ministry at makosas compound, in ifite Nnobi Anambra state. Hmmm my people beware of fake Pastors. like this fake Pastor osinachi on the photo and Pastor miracle ihuoma. Nawaoooo......

Source; https://www.nationalhelm.co/2017/06/fake-pastor-caught-trying-bury-pot-charm-someones-compound-photos.html

Jesus christ!!!! Is that why he is tied like an animal?

Hahahaha. At least They believe in something. What really had the country done for the youths for the last 20 years? The answer nothing, complete hopelessness.

la1asticlala:
https://www.google.com.ng/amp/www.mirror.co.uk/news/uk-news/one-lee-rigbys-murderers-now-10684096.amp

Hmmmm. This is happening because he was fortunate to leave in a western society. If this kind of crime was committed in Nigeria, it would have been a public execution!!!. Shame on the guy for killing an innocent man all in the name of religion!!!!

dhardline:
Nothing wrong with exporting yams but not at the detriment of the masses. We won't be looking for foreign exchange while the cost of yam in the market continues to sky rocket. Bought one very small tuber of yam (one serving) last Sat for 650. With this exports now it might climb to a thousand and the big ones will probably get to 3thousand naira.

Dude, God bless you. Well said!!! The right thing to do is satisfy the local population and the excess are exported for forex. By doing this, the price of yam will not be very cheap in the international market, hence more forex earnings

King2kay:
Nigeria is so useless. I don't know this man but I don't jst want him dead. And if he mistakenly got killed by stupid Nigeria gov on Sunday,I swear me T SHINE SISI EKO,,will replace him and I must kill uncountable souls, Bet me

http://www.sideviewgist.com/2017/06/breaking-if-notorious-kidnapper-evans.html

What a pity!!!. It's just a matter of time before he shares the same fate with his mentor Evans

igbodefender:
Every body should be able to go to farm without harrassment.

That is really how it should be. But those fulani herdsmens won't let people be. To make matters worse, the federal government is not doing enough to stop the kilings

Fronesis:
Irresponsible parents will give birth to irresponsible children. The reason we live in the kind of society we have today. Parents are the first problem we have in this world. The leaders we have in the world today were trained by some parents. *just thinking out loud*

Hahahaha. Dude you are wrong!!! Not that I support children out of wedlock, but you should understand that it's never the babies fault. You mentioned the kids are irresponsible. Are you saying now that President Obama, Vincent Diesel (just to mention a few) are irresponsible people. They were all born out of wedlock.

lalasticlala:
https://www.pmnewsnigeria.com/2017/06/20/photos-faces-kidnappers/

I see dead men walking!!! The must be hanged!!!

Iamsammy:
all dz bloggers will just do anything to shade police, one question u shud ask ursef is, is d pos registered with d police guy account?. and wat will a policeman b doing with a pos terminal

Sensible observation!!!

INTERMAN:
It is currently causing controversy on social media. The Students union president was condemn for buying such an ugly bus for 3Million naira. Some said the ever dynamic OAU Students' union will reject this bus as a gift not to talk of buying it themselves while others condemn it for not befitting the image of a Union as that of Great Ife. What do you think?

Later they will blame others for corruption!!!!

wantagon1:
What do you think. Even though life was at stake. But the ease with which they gave out the ransom was worrisome.

Hahahaha. That you earn 100k per month, does not necessary mean the guy next door earns the same thing. Most of Evans victims were high net worth businessmen

onismate:
2 days ago the photo of the wife and children of Caught kidnap king pin Evans surface online. The photo showed the wife and kids crying and pleading for Nigerians to forgive the husband and father, Evans.
Well, dear wife of Evans, Nigerians are good people, we can forgive so that God can forgive us. Infact some of us have had your cry, I have forgiven your husband but he can’t be freed. But your husband can only be free from the punishment and consequences of his sins if only he can fulfill this 4 conditions, and I feel he should be freed.
Evans should dance naked in 3 cities: Evans is from Nnewi, he should be made to dance naked in Nnewi first, then Lagos and sokoto. As he would be dancing naked in those cities, children will be clapping and following him, shouting “Evans Onyeoshi” (Evans thief). This will be done within 1 week.
All the properties he acquired should be taken from him: Evans has to forfeit all his properties including the cloths he’s wearing. His wife and children should relocate from that Ghana they are back to Nigeria, they have to start from square one. Lolz.
His wife and children should be made to cry for one (1) week publicly: We all saw the way the wife and the kids cried for public sympathy, let them come out cry like that publicly for one week.
They will wake up in the morning, go to Choba roundabout, Uniport in Port Harcourt and start crying, every day for one week from 7am to 4pm without food, just only water. As they are crying people will be snapping and recording them oo. No fake tears oo.
Evans wife and kids should be kidnapped for 6 months: I don’t know how they would do this one, if they would act this one out or. But it shouldn’t be acted out, it should be real. His wife and kids should be kidnapped and taken to an unknown destination. Everything evans did to people he kipnapped, let it also be done to his family and kids. If he had fed people he kidnapped once a day, let the same be done for his family. If he beat them, let his family be beaten too.
He should also be made to negotiate with the kidnappers of his family, let him go through that trauma. If he’s able to negotiate, find the way to make the kidnappers to free his family, that means him and his family are free. Once he can rescue his family, they are free to go from this last step. Nobody will harass them. He should just take his family and go.

Dear Evans wife, if you and your family can abide by these conditions till the fourth step, you are free to go. Go in peace.

https://www.hovabuzz.com/frontline/1393-4-conditions-kidnap-king-pin-evans-must-fulfill-for-nigerians-to-forgive-free-him

You must be kidding!!!. There must be justice. What happens to the families of the policemen who lost their lives battling Evans? What about the emotional truma suffered by the families of his victims? What of all the ransom money paid? In my opinion, the things that should happen are;
1. Evan's wife and kids must be stripped of all the funds supplied by Evans. (They need not to be deported).
2. Evans properties be confisticated by the government.
3. Evans should tried, convicted and hanged in public to deter other kidnappers and criminals who think crime pays.

I think she has watched so many home videos. Hopefully, Evans, will be hanged like a common criminal that he is. The stupid wife is not considerate. What of the families of the policemen killed, when Evans was operating. What of the families of his victims? Interpol should even arrest the woman and her kids and deport them back to Nigeria, since they are living off the proceeds of crime!!!!

ariseTARABA:
HELP! See The Peanut College Of Education, Zing, Taraba State Pays Its Lecturers

I've being working in College of Education Zing in Taraba State (COEZ) for years now as a part-time lecturer. They employ part-time staffs (lecturers, non-academic, security, cleaners, etc) because the state govt has not employed for a long time now and most of the staff are dead and retired.

The ones even alive are going on a 3 days warning strike on monday 19th of june 2017. The employment excercise was destabilized in 2014 for political reasons. I take home #10,000 monthly (I mean Ten Thousand Naira), which cannot even cater for my feeding, talkmore of other issues.

The pay is not even helping the students cos i'm not encouraged with the pay and cant conduct research and further studies with it. I dont even have access to the un-equipped library books (u can only read and go without borrowing). Just imagine taking upto 3 courses in a semester with an average of 150 students in each course, deliver lectures, give assignments, conduct CA, invigilate and mark exams, supervise students' final year projects, with any other work assigned by your HOD all with 10k monthly (tears forming in my eyes).

Reminders have being sent to d governor (Arc. Darius Dickson Isyaku) by the provost (Dr. Mike Dio Jen) thru his Commissioner for education and also, Chairman House committee on education (Hon. John Kizito Bonzena) for the employment issue but nothing upto now. All the governor needs to do is to appoint School governing council (which was dissolved in 2014) then give a nod for the employment.

I swear to God almighty, sometimes I feel like committing suicide but I always encourage myself not to cos its not the solution. Pls help forward this till it gets to the notice of the governor as another reminder

mods, pls help move to FP ASAP

If this is really true, nothing good can come out of that institution

EdificationBoss:
Troops of Bravo Company, 120 Battalion, 27 Task Force Brigade, Nigerian Army today Friday 16th June 2017 afternoon, while on routine patrol intercepted 4 child traffickers at Katarko. The suspects were intercepted while conveying 19 under aged children from Potiskum to Garin Tuwo, Bungai and Buni Yadi in Gujba Local Government Area of Yobe State and Galarabala in Biu Local Government Area of Borno State.


Both the suspected traffickers and their victims have been moved to the Brigade Headquarters for transfer to National Agency for the Prohibition of Trafficking in Persons (NAPTIP).


You are please requested to disseminate this information and photographs to the public through your medium.


Thank you for your kind cooperation.



Brigadier General Sani Kukasheka Usman

Director Army Public Relations

http://www.newshelmng.com/2017/06/photos-army-arrest-child-traffickers.html

I believe the boys were going to be recruited into boko haram!!!. The army should further investigate

ashawopikin:
shuooo! wives are not smiling. no peace for husband snatchers

Hahahaha. You mean no peace for violent women!!!. If the police decided to follow up with this case, the side chick will not be detained for sleeping with the husband. Rather the wife will be charged for assault and could be jailed.

The husband must get rid of this woman. She is no more human!!!!

PrickGetSize:
Does he have enough money to take care of you and your future family?

Does he show you love?

Does he care for your well-being?

Does he fvck you real good?

If the answer to these questions is yes then I see no reason why ordinary insult should spoil your marriage, unless he beats you. Insult him back - call him a bigger fool, a he-goat, a maluu, a stupendous ignoramus calamity - and get used to it. When kids start coming he won't have time to insult you again.

Marriage is for better or worse!

I guess you have not heard of emotional torture. If you don't know, it's more difficult for women to bear than hardship itself. Why would you advise her to insult her husband back? What if he gets physical? You will advice her to get physical too? Marriage is not by force!!!

The idiot should be tried and executed for all the economic hardship and loss of life he caused. The tax payers don't need to be feeding this kind of fool in prison.

Heromaniaa:
The sugar they package in this country is not sweet. You pour one sachet of Dangote sugar in your pap, and the pap tastes like you added extra water. Is good we ban importation of products that are manufactured in the country, but at the same time we have to ensure the home product is not of substandard quality. If our sugar tastes better and is cheaper, then no one will go through the misery of smuggling St Louis into the country. Then again, we have to be sure we are not advancing Dangote's monopoly If Dangote with his 24/7 access to credit facilities controls 80 percent of the sugar industry, then how effective has d sugar ban been in encouraging local producers??

For now, Dangote has monopoly simply because he is the only person investing heavily in that industry. Other rich Nigerians would rather put their funds abroad or under their "pillows". Nigeria's market is large for anyone who wants to invest especially in Fast moving commodities

The man's wife and kids should be should extradicted back to nigeria, since they are surviving crime proceeds.

When people are starving, how can they afford to pay telephone bills. Later some "mumu" reps would want to summon telco's to find out why they are sacking. What a shame!!!

What a wasted life!!!

rheether:
Don't he have a lawyer? He is making his release more difficult by the day.

Release? Hahahaha. Hopefully, he will have a date with the hangman gallows.

I hope the hanging will be a pubic event.

OsuMmanu1:
Osibanjo is a vagabond
Buhari is a certified kunu sipping dullard
Tinubu is a bastard drug dealer
MKO abiola of cursed memory is a rifraf

come beat me i dey my house

Only retards say things like this. I am sure you are one of those natives who just got access to the internet.