₦airaland Forum

KINGJAJA888:
Nairalanders Good day. My Pops is a Senior Pastor in one of the Pentecostal Churches in Nigeria and has devoted his life to Church.
Ironically I don't believe in God. Never been the religious type. I See no sense that in 2022 humans still live by a book written by someone in 18BC. Doesn't make any sense to me.
Pops wishes I were religious lyk him carrying some big story book (Bible) with me about Lol.
I'm too woke for those fairy tales Sorry.
Watch my Pops dedicate his whole life to someone's business (Church) as they seriously exploit him.
I've advised him Severally but he won't listen. I Can't be like him. I'm Smart, Handsome, Rich and Non-religious. And I Will remain so.

Albert Camus said: I will live my life as if there is God and die to find out there is no God rather than live my life as if there is no God and die to find out there is God. Think about it.

People have said vital things left for someone to use wisdom to pick the important ones.

Aconcagua:
Hello esteemed Nairalanders in the property and other sections:

Please I need your informed suggestions on the best areas within Lagos where I can currently get a half plot of land for 15 - 25million Naira. I am particularly looking at areas with the following features:

- Great Security (very low armed robbery incidence rates, low concentration of louts)
- Decent phcn power (at least 10 - 15hours daily)
- Nearness to social facilities like shopping malls, supermarkets, nice relaxation spots etc
- Non-swampy or prone to flooding

The areas I'm considering that fit the above requirements are Ogudu, Ogba, Isheri-Olowora axis, Ikate, Argungi or any area on the island not beyond Chevron.

Please advise whether and where I can get a half plot of land within the stated budget in these areas or any other area in Lagos that you know is also suitable. Note that Ibafo-Mowe (distance), OPIC estate (flooding), Ikorodu, Iyana-Ipaja/Egbeda/Alimosho (distance), Lagos Island (louts), Ajah (poor security and distance), Agege/Iju/Agbado/Abule-egba axis (poor roads and louts) are out of my consideration due to the various factors already highlighted.

Appreciate your responses!

Pls help a brother's 2022 housing ministry and move to the promised land

let me give you isheri for a good price. Check my dm and pick my number. I am expecting your call.

mohziz1:
Hi nairalands...

I received a call from my female friend whose wedding is just a year old, she was weeping on phone seriously.

I tried to percify her and asked what the problem is, she said her husband wants to sleep in a separate room and she told him she is not okay with it.

To cut the story short, the husband had succeeded in separating their room, she said she feels lonely at night and she has tried to talk to him but he wouldn't listen.

Pls what advise can I give to her, and is it okay for a newly wedded couple to sleep in a separate room

tell her to work o her beauty and that she should smell nice and pray about it too (she should wait and not expect a day result)

All because of what?

Ebubu:
If you consider the way good girls are scarce (unless she no really impress you as a good girl or you no trust her thus far), if you consider the way good girls are scarce you’d fear less for the unknown.


Though nothing is too important over your life shaa.


Make your decision.

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God will soon punish you for this thing you are posting tenaciously.

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Ogbeni2000:
I have completed Bsc, Msc and PhD at the age of 28 but I will never advice you to waste your time venturing into lecturing. Use all the energy you have to travel overseas for your post graduate. I was deceived into believing Nigeria will be better but it didn't get better. It is Nothing but slavery.

why can't you advice someone to go into lecturing, bro kindly shed light, I want to learn.

ibrocool:
To all the undergraduate and those serving the country right now, you need to do the following if you really want to make it in this country. I wish someone has told about it before I was still an undergraduate.

1. Graduating with first class does not guarantee you success. However, you need good grade to secure a high paying job.

2. Start planning for your future right now. Whatever business you wish to venture, start learning about it from someone that has succeeded in the business line.

3. Passion that does not guarantee a high income is a capital NO. You might not understand this right now until you marry and start having kids. Everything will become clearer to you.

4. Having a single source of income is very bad. Just imagine, what will happen if you loose your job?

5. It is easier to save money for your project when you are still under your parents' roof. My dear friend, don't get carried away by worldly things. When you make it, you will enjoy everything about life as you grow older.

6. There is no shame in learning from an artisan that is not as educated as you. Your primary aim is to learn and use your head as an educated fellow to brand yourself.

7. Keep the advice and meditate over it.

I wish you success in your endeavours.
Cheers to a bright future ��

I like your contribution.

Elxandre:
Is your phone rooted?

are rooted phones prone to hacking? I'm asking for knowledge bro. Thanks.

Nice one

Undiluted truth

Joebryan:
I think what you need is to learn how to sell.

You need to learn sales and marketing and how you can on social media platforms and emails to sell any product to anyone.

You need to know your audience, their pain points and make them see how your product can help solve their problem.

I really can't coach you on sales and marketing here lol..

But if you would like to get some basic insight on it, you can connect with me on WhatsApp. This is my contact: 08140268520

Thanks so much. See you on Whatsapp.

Realbuike:
Are you happy where you currently work?

Share your storys.. you could get Recommendations and alternative from others.

happy but I need to make sales. Kindly check my profile and patronise me.

Thanks for sharing

Very nice

Kingozymandias:
It could be caused by a number of factors

1. When the HR interacts with you there is a huge disparity between your written qualification and your general effective communication. In lay man's terms maybe your CV looks great but you communicate like a breadseller

2. Maybe you worked for companies with no clout aka one man businesses

3. Maybe your spoken intonation sounds like the artist portable ,hence they run away immediately they hear you speak
4. Work on your poise and packaging, I have seen far less skilled personnel get awesome jobs cause they look and sound right for the part.
5. I hope you aren't ugly? I mean I hope you don't look like Quasimodo? Anyone who tells you your looks doesn't matter especially to top companies is just lying to you bro...

you have points

DevilsEqual:
Sir,I got an interview invite to come there tomorrow
What's their pay like?
Does working there worth it?

I didn't eventually accept it. They offered 35k basic salary and with the possibility of commission. Sorry my reply came late. How was it?

Lesson learnt

Nice tips

Nice one

MadeINchenzen2:
Especially in Nigeria, its no longer news that a lot of heinous crimes are being carried out in hotels, the security or privacy in hotels is as bad as 0%. People get murdered and dismembered in hotels.

Cultist initiate themselves in the coverings of these hotels. Terrorists, bandits, thieves and ritualists also use hotels as hideouts, u don't need me to remind you that the perpetual home for yahoo boys is hotels... yahoo boys are the reason why there are no more lodging spaces in most hotels in Nigeria.

Why am I saying all this.... because some of u, boys and girls out there may not be exposed as to knowing whatsup... without doubt, there are naive ones amongst us who shouldn't fall victim because of our ignorance.

If you are into hookups and all that type of stuff, be very smart and careful, that babe or dude u want to flex with may be up to something.

The hotel you are paying to lodge into may have been prepared for something criminal.

The food you eat and water, wine, or juice u drink in hotels too are worth paying attention to.

You need prior due diligence or investigation about a place before you check-in, cos sometimes you may get unlucky, the police or DSS may raid the area and randomly arrest everyone or anyone withing sight, especially when they receive any intelligence report about a person, a crime or an activity that happened or that would happen or is already happening at the venue.

I need not say more, I believe everyone who sees this thread is an adult above 18.

So be wise.

true talk

Nice tips

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Interesting

Minime10:
Marriage is no achievement and besides, it is not even any criterier for making heaven if there is a place like that.
The word marriage doesn't even make any sense to me.
So marry ya marry and stop hyping the nonsense

Albert Camus says, I will live my life as if there is God and die to find out there is no God than to live my life as if there is no God and die to find there is God. My advice for you this morning is for you to live your life like you are sure there is heaven. Peace be unto you.

Graceihotu:
My question is "what do guys really want"
I am not saying I am perfect but I know I am surely the best girlfriend any guy could ever think of yet I am still experiencing heartbreak at 31���


Had issues with my boyfriend since last year April bkos of a particular girl he posted on Facebook addressing her as the mother of his house. I became angry and told him I was only going to continue the relationship if I spoke to the lady in question bkos same lady posted him too calling him her first love.


He told me the lady was his cousin sister and ofcourse I believed him bkos she bares same surname with his cousin brother whoose wedding we attended together, He addressed me as his wife to be throughout the occasion so I had everything to believe in him

Just five days ago I saw his wedding notification on Facebook with that same lady. My heart has never been this broken B4 in my life. I have cried out my soul to the extent that I barely see clearly this days. I tried not to cry but I just can't. I am seriously weeping as I am typing this.

I have tried to encourage myself but I just can't stop crying and WAILING.

Who have I ever offended and what exactly do guys want?

I have searched all through the 5 yrs of relationship and aswear with my life that I never stressed him but I only requested Love not Money from him

My heart is bleeding.
I only sent him his pre-wedding pics and congratulated him then he replied "thanks''

He feels I don't deserve an explanation �����

Sorry for that Ma. God uses situations like this to avert furture and more dangerous pains. You don't want to imagine ending up with someone like that. Now to the main issue, if you are so sure you are good, continue, yours will 'Surely' come.

Lyydia:
Hi Nairalanders,
What is the best way to invest funds without actually being engaged in doing anything? I have what I do that brings in money, I just feel like some funds are idle in my account and Naira - dollar fluctuations isn't helping matter.

For example fixed deposit accounts, which Nigerian bank has the best interest rate?

No cryptocurrency
No forex
No betting
No scam investment
No PM

Thank you.

check my profile, pick my number and call me. Let's talk about real estate. It will continue to appreciate as you sleep, watch movies, listen to music, eat etc.

Stargurl20:
I'm not saying been bad to people in general but u know the good gurl of a thing, right? Is there really any gain in that? Coz to the best of my knowledge, the so called bad gurls are excelling far better in all ramifications than good gurls. Even guys will choose the over the gurls any time.

I will choose a good decent woman over a girl who is badly behaved, every girl have the type of guy that looks out for them. Just stick to a style. Also, if those bad/wayward guy that you envy open their inner secrets and pain to you, you will thank God for living a good life. I have come to know that people who live the good life don't have the regrets others have.

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Comradewhy:
You do have a receding hairline,well it might be hereditary
You can apply caster oil. Mix it in coconut oil and apply everyday on your scalp. It will slowly cover your hairline.
Diet- Must take care of your diet eat protein rich food. Avoid junks.

Take proper sleep of 8 hrs.

Exercise-by practicing yoga and running it will circulate blood properly in your body.

Drink plenty of water. It is must.
Use mild shampoo to wash your hair.

Also remember one thing. This takes time so be patient and wait for the results.

Lastly,it might be from your hair stylist, don't let him push your hairline when giving you a lineup.
Also when next you are having a haircut let him know about your issues,he certainly might be of help.
By the way you have a nice hair texture.

you really know facts about hair. Let me add that he should stop using face cap or any such thing.