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TalkTalkTwins:
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OP, I can relate with your situation. Soon as I let my hair grow within two weeks then it's serious headache. I also have haircut every week to avoid headache. It's just about something one has gotten the body used to since childhood. So the moment the body notices something unusual that headache is signal. I think it may be same with you.

Except you are lucky with understanding and friendly wife where the order will still be wife,mother, siblings (both for you and wife),else the order will be -
Newly weds
1. Wife
2. Wife
3. Wife
In some cases..
1. Wife
2. Mother in law
3. Wife's siblings

Try altering the order and you'll start finding it difficult going back home after the day's activities cause you know what is awaiting you at home.
Both partners understanding themselves is just the best, even in midst of misunderstanding there is understanding (a line below which both won't descend to).

massinola:
See the animals the boys caught today.

The lockdown has not been easy on guys. So after their morning training, on their way back, they branched to a nearby bush and started hunting for any available bush meat.

These two were what they caught. I don't know their names but in our dialect, it's called Avu.

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Avu in which dialect? Because it's almost same with mine which is evu.

Wonders

u11ae1013:
Mtchew, everyone is tired of this Corona scam, share money una no wan share, na to dey release results like jamb

That was how I deliberately pour beans on the floor this morning and started picking it one by one just to keep myself busy

Hahahaha. You poured beans.

If truly China is churning out biological weapons then it's most unfortunate. Because before all these it was enjoying a lot of goodwill..

May we be safe.

So as earlier suspected by some,the number of people infected in Nigeria might be quite high?
If you are reading this,pls make effort to stay safe,you and those around you.
COVID19 pandemic is not here to stay,it will surely pass,but may none reading this not be affected by it.

BTW
-Wash hands with disinfectant or use sanitizer regularly,especially after being exposed to an individual or environment outside your home
-Do not shake hands
-As much as possible avoid crowdy areas and unnecessary close contact with people you are not sure of their contacts in past two to four weeks
-Drink lots of water
-Quickly check-in into a hospital when you notice combination of dry cough,weakness of the body,headache,fever.
May we all make it through this period.

CoronaVirusRelo:
We are going to drink our crude oil las las.

Workers should be paid with crude oil in jerricans and allowed to go look for buyers individually.

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cybertron88:
This is what am rooting for today. I pray it turns green.

Good luck.
Meanwhile,can I transfer money to you to transfer funds to my bet365 account?

Minister of information ought to make the list.

kingthreat:
You people in Souther Kaduna are not serious. Dont you have successful children in the cities, army, other parts of the country and abroad. Time for you guys to start a fund-raising. Then buy guns. Heavy AK47s. Teach your youths how to shoot. Let there be a watchmen that monitor strange movements into your village. Once the bastards come, return fire with fire. The ones you kill, roast them and feed to your dogs. Untill you learn to fight back, you will be continually oppressed until your village turns to Fulani grazing land. Unite southern Kaduna. Fight back,

Note that all those places attacked are not southern Kaduna.

anonimi:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JaKLj-eUTzk



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I don laff tire.

These footballers ehn...
Na so person go wager straight win for a very strong club playing at home against a very weak one then booooooom...the match ends with the away team winning. Person beautiful and promising ticket go just cut!
Just like that.
Even transfers too..,person go do like say e no d go meanwhile e don enter agreement!

hisexcellency34:
Baby be like ' why Brazil of all country ??

E wish say e for be Nigerian abi? Lol

Felixamos:
In the absense of lord lugard, @mannabgrills step forward...

Hahahahahaha
I don laff tire. You cracked me up. Thanks.

Waytolife:
Pls I have a question, am not trying to be rude but just inquisitive, if I decide not to join in prostrating, what will happen? Will be arrested or cursed?

What happened in 1823 in Ife will repeat itself.

From this paragraph seems it should have been a programme under an agency and not an agency itself...

'• to help disintegrate the violent and poisonous ideology that the group spreads as the programme will enable some convicted or suspected terrorists to express remorse over their actions, repent and recant their violent ideology and re-enter mainstream politics, religion and society.'

This is ......

Nothing eyes no go see for phone screen.

Maxymilliano:
The government is simply confused, imagine a Chief of Army staff telling us insurgency has been defeated, but facing the challenge of terrorism.

In real sense insurgency and terrorism differ. Please crosscheck.
However,in the northeast case, the statement of the COAS has called for this ridiculing.

leksite120:
Peace.

Your submission shows how mature you are. Quite a number of people don't think twice before spewing thrash on social media.

Ile-oluji. Sad this has also happened to her.

Hm
Let them discuss what will move this country forward and stop being comedians.
Insecurity is covering the map of the land.

Just reveal the governor's identity..

Clevite:
His/her 'Sister'? Read the story again.

So what is wrong with my statement?
Do you not get it that the yet to be born child is product of the wife of the retired soldier? To the soldier the baby's mum is his wife,so the baby is his step daughter. Meanwhile his own real daughter (now late) would have been both step mum to the yet to be born child as well as the child's step-sister via her step mum.

Hmm. Wonders!
One day when the child is grown he/she will be like 'dad, do you know your late wife was my sister?'

This is good!

Is it war or elections?

EVarn:
Contenders for s.

Hon. Ahmed Idris Wase for deputy speaker HOR is not from Niger state, he is from plateau state please!

kennygee:
Dear woman, I can imagine the emotional and psychological pain you're going thru, however, making a decision right now might not be wise cause it will be an emotional one.

Just keep praying for him and ask God for strength to overcome. It is only when there's a crack in the wall that a lizard can enter.

Start working out the little way you can, start dressing really nice, so nice you'll get compliments outside. It will improve your self esteem, wear make up, smell nice. It might not stop him from cheating but it will build up your self esteem and confidence so much that you'll see you're not the problem.

You'll be in a better place to decide if you want to stay with him or leave.

All the best.

I hope you have a job or a business sha?

Cause the best security a woman can have is her own money.

You offered matured advice here. However,it will be better she leaves his house first (if she can afford to) and then work on herself as you said. That husband of hers has maturity and civilization/exposure problem.

teadrake:
Are you suggesting we maintain the status quo and allow police brutality to continue

Status quo has not solved our security problems. Really.