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Noooo...nothing wrong with dat provided u are not throwing all those N500 banger.

Get a good quality banger, like that between the range of 3k to 5k per stick or something better than that.

In organised country, the guy will be denied entry into the gallary.

U are here ranting that u were embarrassed cos u wore a bathroom slippers to a cinema.
That thin is called bathroom slippers and is meant to be restricted to ur bathroom.
You can be exonerated if you are a poor and local boy to wear it beyond ur compound.
U want us to beliv u are somebody, we would have love you to know that wearing that slippers to cinema, even if the cinema is within ur vicinity is not good.. You can still be casual and still look simple.

I know you will say it's ur life, but my brother you are living it wrongly.
You said your girlfriend took u and abandoned her girlfriend. And u believe it was because he accepted ur way of life.
Bros, na lie. na the money (if actually u have one) she dey target.
You also beliv that she did what she did to her friend cos she love u more than her friend. Another big lie.

She went back and apologized to her girlfriend, told him how stupid u are and how she just want to make enough money from you.
She convinced her to call u and tell u dat she never knew u are so so and so person. That was to boost ur already bloated ego.
This is to the advantage of ur girlfriend who u will see as doing great job in telling her friends how big u are. At the end, the girl will receive her price from u.

Soon, your girlfriend will arrange another date where two of u and that her girlfriend will meet. She will tell her girlfriend to act so humbly towards u. Your ego will be boosted. You will start spending even more than you intend to just to impress her that u are really a big boy.

Nawaaaooooo....Life of a big boy

Ziggylady:
No need for these useless curses cos they will only backfire and consumme you if you are irresponsible and abandon your kids..

More and more Nigerian males are becoming increasingly irresponsible to their kids,if you sire Children and abandon them frolicking with other women because you have issues with their mother,then your kids will not only abandon you in your old ages but will be indifferent to your demise at best or celebrate it openly at worst as is the case of this Victor dude..

A word is enough for the wise.

My dear girl, don't worry about me. I will rather advise u to worry much about ur own life.
I am very fortunate to grow up in a responsible family where love, peace unity and fear of God is our watchword.
My parents were so close that people look forward to see if there will be a day they will quarrel. They disappointed the expectations of those hoping they will quarrel.

I learned a lot from them. I learned that no matter what the case is, never incite ur kids against each other nor against any of the parents.
I learned love for my wife and kids. I learned that family if everything. When all fail, family will always be a fallback.
Very fortunately, I am not disappointing nor lacking in the above implementations. I am comfortably and happily married for years now. I have one of the most happiest family. I have lovely grown up children than what u may imagine. I am fortunate to marry a woman that shares the same fear with me. The fear of ..."God I don't want anything to come inbetween me and my family."

Infidelity is not something to worry in our relationship cos it does not exist and I pray it does not.
Now u see why I said u should not worry about me.

Then back to the topic. I still maintain that that boy is very irresponsible by publicly celebrating his father's death and calling his dead father devilish names. This irresponsibility may have bn induced by one of the parents, but that does not exonerate the guy. He will still receive his due punishment for that irresponsibility if he continues that way.
Take it or leave it.

wiseone28:
fly wey no hear advice dey follow corpse rotten for inside grave...continue.

When the fly follow corpse enter grave, dey go cover am join the corpse den the whole corpse go become im own.
Him mama go still born anoda fly.

How u see am

wiseone28:
i know how to treat your type.. continue.

Really ?

That's so interesting to hear....kudos.

wiseone28:
Stop quoting me attention seeker

Just like I said earlier, I must quote u Mr. Attention Giver

wiseone28:
Stop quoting me boy, i don't owe you

Who is boy? It's like you don't respect for ur elders.

Meanwhile, I must quote u so long as u make ur comments public here. I must quote either to agree or disagree with ur opinion. That is what u owe me. If u don't like it dat way, deactivate ur account here.

wiseone28:
Good not god Mr inspirational speaker

U now see what I was saying.

wiseone28:
Bed not Bird

Birth, not bed.

You see...it's not god to make haste to correct someone just for the fun of making such person look like an olodo.
The spelling of the person u are correcting is even closer to the correct spelling may be autocorrect changed it, but ur own spelling is totally out from what it is supposed to be.

So this pple want us to beliv that this man saw a piece of land he wants to buy, he collected the money for the land, took it to the farmland to make the payment there.

Is the owner of the land living in the bush?

Secondly, the implication of this report is that the family members that know about the transaction are all prime suspects together with the owner of the land to be sold.

Electrostatic force. Physics students will understand.

That is why it is not wise to wear silk material to the filling station. More dangerously, if the wearer of that material is the fuel attendant. Don't be surprised if you see flame from nowhere as the wearer tends to separate the material she is wearing while it sticks to her body or if the material gets twisted to itself.

lymelyte:
You can actually make profit of betting if only you are not greedy.. Accumulating over 30games in one ticket is not the best way to go.. The best way to maximize profit in betting is playing singles, double or at most treble.
Even single can be risky at times but atleast you have just one game to risk. The moment you add a second game, you have double your risk which inturns increases your chance of losing..
I have a strategy that brings me 70% profit every month atleast.

Secondly, it is better to stake moderately on fewer selected games with odds of 1.5 or 2 odds rather than increase the no of games and reducing your stake. For example, yesterday, I staked 20k on a 1.5 odd ticket and made profit of 10k plus.. I have done that a couple of times and my win rate is over 80%.. The best way to make profit is to start small. Surely but slowly, you make huge profit of it..

Come are u mad or what. This young man is asking of how to quit betting and u are here teaching him how to go deeper by telling how to bet ur fake odd and even nonsense. Are u satanic or what.

Be careful oo. He said he is tired of making the fake 10k plus u are quoting here. Let him be and enjoy ur betting lifestyle. Do u have any problem with that?

Calculate how much u have spent and how much u have won. Weigh it.
Check the kind of pressure/tension u goes through everyday hoping that ur ticket does not cut.
Equate it monetarily. Add it to ur expenses.
Check the lies u lie while watching football just believing that the lie will make the other club win according to t what u bet.
You fight with a friend that want the other club to win cos u sees him as enemy of progress. This is cos, to u he wants u to lose ur bet.
Think of the productive time u spent in the betting houses arguing on another person's progress while u are retrogressing.
You bet to support and already made person hoping that by betting u will make it big. Fat lies.

Remember that betting should be for fun and not a means of investment or for getting rich. Betting is for big boys that have over made it in life. They bet for fun, drink and womanize. They feel no pain wen they lose cos much more are still available where the money comes from.
You use ur feeding money, school fees and even borrow money to bet. You get into indebtedness.

When u consider all these, tell yourself that you have bn a very great fool and promise urslf u ar going to be wise. Reset urslf to detest everything about betting and gambling and u will see urslf navigate out of that dirty lifestyle. Prune urslf off those betting friend. U gat nothing to lose by leaving them. Highest they will start making face for u, but when u become more responsible and wealthy, they will be begging to see u.

If u lack financial discipline; that is, u find it very hard to keep money, contact someone in ur bank, they will be coming to u daily to collect whatever money u have and help u make the deposit. Some ppl will feel ashamed to go to bank to deposit N1,000. With this arrangement, you will see urslf making a huge savings.

Thanks and see u a better person in 2019.

What if Davido had paused the show to rescue u (as a policemen u want him to be) and it turned out that what was happening between u and that robber was a romance game between u and ur boyfriend in the show, what would you have said. May be Davido is in love with u and want to snatch u away from ur boyfriend if not why would he be interested in what is happening between u and ur guy.

Girl, biko tell us how much u want Davido to dash u.

Meanwhile, let me tell u the truth. It was karma that visited u.
U vowed it was rapture that will stop u from seeing Davido. Never say Never.
U lied to many friends and families in order to raise money for the show. You robbed them of their money. Obtained by trick.
He/she who rob must be robbed even in a greater fold.

chinedumoooo:
What is the essence of the flag either big or small flag is just flag and serve as a symbol.

Poverty induced thinking

gidgiddy:
The Biafran pounds were printed to last long, many people still have to this day, 50 years later

Exactly. After bn in circulation for many years b4 it ceases to be, pick any of the currencies, the colour, marks and figures are still clean and visible. High quality money.

Vicdayz:
haha... no boy??

YES, no boy. What else?
Are you a child giver.

You are not even married not to talk of u bn able to impregnate ur wife and how much less knowing what you'll born.

See money with quality. After about 50years of staying in the ceiling with harsh condition, the notes are still intact. Rats, cockroaches and bookworms could not come close to them not to talk of destroying them.

Try this with Nigerian currency, rats and cockroaches will shred them within 3days.

Oshigun:
Do you guys have no shame? This is how you said Buhari was going to Islamize Nigeria in 2015 to prevent Christians voting for him but the maturity of Nigerians, especially in the SW, shamed you lot. Where is the Islamization? If you agree it is not here after almost 4 years then when should we expect "Jihadist" Buhari to deliver it ? When he is out of power? What is he waiting for if a committed Islamist as you shameless bigots touted him to be?

Despite all that against an amiable man and leader, you are at it again and never learn. Despite all these antics you will demand the support of APC and Buhari tomorrow. Simply shameless and effeminate behaviour. You are not honourable in the mould of real men who always try to play fair and be upright. Disgraceful lot.

Are u myopic. So u did not even see any sign of trying to Islamize the country? What is the cattle colony he was imposing on every state all about?
It is a gradual thing. But they are finding it difficult cos the Christians are very smart to decode all their moves before they implement them.

mukhcech:
Act of Being a drunk should know religion. Atleast the religion was clear when it says don't drink Alcohol unlike most christians that claim Jesus turn water to Buruku.

You sounds disconnected and distorted. What is ur problem or you hate for Christianity is making you lose ur mind.
U need to slow down a bit.

The nostalgia has filled my head.
Makes my heart have a sweet painful ache.
Feel like I can turn back the age
It was fun living in those years

Edodefender:
oga you are an Hausa and you suppose be Muslim na

And so what?
Truth knows no tribe nor religion

charliboy654:
Of course, that's a different thing but detaining for cracked windscreen is not true.

He was not referring to the issue of the cracked windscreen. He was talking about the lady going back to insult the guy while he was on duty and when the lady was neither stopped nor talked to by the guy he insulted.

Yeahh...she could have bn detained in a sane country for distracting an a=insulting an officer on duty.

This is a very silly post.
The girl that told this story and her sister are pathetically immature.
By the time she was telling this, she was feeling so excited in her stupidity.
The way most women think, it can be so silly.

Did the FRSC guy told you he fined you so that he will get promoted out of it. Was he looking for recommendation or whatever u tot.
I beliv u sister must have changed the windscreen now which makes her car more safe to drive and more beautiful to the eyes. Who is benefiting from that...is it not ur irrational sister? One good thing u said is that the FRSC guy said that he could not recognize your sis when she asked if he still knows her. This shows that it was not a case of witch hunting. He treated ur sister based on the rules of FRSC and not on personal issue.

You said that after your sister's show of shame before the FRSC guy, that the guy just stood there and could not talk and you believed that it was guilty conscience that made ur him not to talk back.
Let me tell you why he refused to talk back.
1: He is a perfect gentleman who knows when to and when not to respond to stupid comments
2: He graded your sister and saw that she is a mad woman and a reasonable person does not go challenging a mad person.
3: Everything you sister said are all irrelevant. They need no response.

Ordinarily, three out of every four elderly people around the world especially developing countries suffer from vitamin c deficiency. This is due to poor dietary and excessive consumption of tobacco.

I doubt the figure in bold font.

Look at her OK top. She can't even iron it at least to hide the OK trademark. DSTV remote control.

PreciousJuice:
The point is Nigeria is on the right path, again PMB can't fulfill our life long dreams for this nation, not in 8years, but the APC led administration can if PMB is able to improve on overall performance by the end of second term, with the various projects completed and under construction am confident by 2023 there will be tremendous positive change in this country,
However, am not saying the President doesn't have to campaign, what am saying is he has done quite well in 3years in a nation like ours and its not going to be noise making campaign as usual rather a campaign based on achievements,
Please note that the economy DIDN'T stumble into recession by itself, it was predicted before 2015 by experts, the economy went into recession because the nation keeps spending more than its earnings, political office holders keeps distributing monies from various sectors of the economy among themselves, hence part of the reasons there was recession, and I laugh when you say the economy crawled out of recession itself, dear brother it is not possible, the economy was able to overcome recession due to government policies and recovered loots from politicians, no way can this be possible without the government being serious about its economic policies,

How I wish what you are saying here are true, but alas, that is what you feel about Buhari which I know is not true.
You talked about Buhari's performances. Which of his performances are we talking about here? The president that doesn't even know what is happening around him.
People are starving to death daily. People are committing suicide on daily basis even minors due to level of suffering and you still talked of performances of the president. Crime is on the increase on daily basis. There is high rate of corruption especially in the camp of the president and nothing is bn done. Bros what are you talking about.

I told you that our economy managed to crawl out of recession by itself and u doubt it. Tell me one policy that the government put in place that saw to the navigating out of the recession. Even as it today, we cannot say that the economy has come out of recession when the citizens are still battling with the recession. Economic recession is not what politicians can wish. It is something achieved from serious economic policies and implementations.

How much has this government borrowed. How much is appropriated in the 2019 budget for servicing the loan? This will still deepen our economy back to recession in years to come. Is this the right path u claimed our country is on?

nairafamedotcom:
Alright

Good...now u are learning.







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PreciousJuice:
Lol , I agree with you , we can't compare the two simply because St. Louis have pass the test of time, however government is not business, truth be told PMB was faced with lots of challenges considering the fact that it was a transition we haven't experienced in almost 2 decades, I have to remind you there is NO magician anywhere that can fix Nigeria in 3years, I honestly think PMB cannot deliver the lifetime expectations of Nigerians in 3years, and am certain about the fact that you and I can't either, none of us can. With the obvious situation in the country, PMB needs more than 3years to fulfill promises of a heaven on earth in Nigeria

My brother, is this administration realizing that it will be difficult to fix Nigeria problems within one term duration? Do u remember the 1$ to N1 promise? Do u remember the promise of ending boko haram attack within the first 6months of his administration? What about the price of fuel and all those empty promises.

As it stands now, there is no glimpse of fulfilling those promises even if given another 4 terms.
The country went into recession and came out on it's own. The country did not come out of recession due to economic policy employed by the administration (cos they have non) but it was by God's intervention that the economy managed to crawled out of it.

Well, before we totally navigate out from the main point, with the hardship the citizens are facing, anyone believing that APC does not need campaign to win this election is eluding himself. Unless if the party is so much confident in their rigging prowess.

There is rumour making rounds that the figure INEC have bn quoting concerning the number of PVCs collected are fake. The beliv that INEC is inflating the figures with the hope of assigning the extra figure to PMB's vote during the election.
Let me clear it a bit more. Let's assume that INEC says that the number of PVC collected in Abia State is 1million, the rumour believed that probably, wat was glistered and collected may be less than 600,000. So the compromised INEC is looking for a way to rig Abia election with about 400,000. This style will be applied to many other states.

APC saying they need no campaign may be based on the perfected rigging plan....may be.

PreciousJuice:
A good comparison is St.Louis sugar, when was d last time you saw their advert?? am sure I haven't seen it anywhere, yet we buy their product till date and I think 80% of Nigerians are familiar with St. Louis sugar

It is very disrespectful to compare the administration of PMB to the ever unfailing originality of St. Louis Sugar, the most popular sugar in Nigerian market.

This Sugar has provided for every home in Nigeria for more than 3 decades and it has maintained what it promised from the start. It has kind of become monopolistic in the market. It's market share has no rival. It's fidelity is sure. How then do u want to compare it with a governmnent that has failed in virtually all it promised her citizens?
The market value and share of this government is very shaky and kept depreciating daily and you still want to beliv that it needs no advert to make it saleable.

Abeg, don't make this kind of comparison again cos it will amount to gross insult to every pack of St. Louis sugar out there and we will not want such. Thanks.

midolian:
You are just one dumb fvck

If it doesn't occur to you that the opposition can be behind some things you see in the media, you are really a dumb fvck..

....and you fail to see how silly and shallow minded you are.
You have really bn brainwashed by ur slave Masters and you have foolishly join their way of life of always blaming the opposition party for every misfortune that they brought upon themselves. It is pathetic u are in this situation.

Now you want to blame PDP for the clear case of APC internal Party crisis. Chaaiiii....who did this to u guys.
So PDP made Adams to take bribe during Party Primaries? PDP caused Adams to be bad mouthing Party members. PDP sponsored all the APC party fracas in some states.

Why are you people like this and you still beliv u are making sense when you talk?

PreciousJuice:
I guess it makes sense after all, the headline is confusing but the thread is about disgruntled politicians trying to milk the President in the name of election campaign
THE GENERAL is wise enough to base campaign on achievements and improvements, campaigning for months is just a waste of resources and money , politicians are so greedy, most of them are waiting for campaigns to kick start so they can make money from the President, am glad THE GENERAL knows better.
Election campaign for a government in power should be based on achievements not money, it is a new era, get used to the new tradition of showing us your achievement during campaigns not business as usual where politicians buy peoples' future with money

...and you beliv that he is campaigning through achievements. Lol....
The truth is that he is scared to face the crowd on campaign basis.

Believing that he is campaigning through his so called achievements is just like a business firm believing that they don't need advert for their products and services cos people already know they have good products.