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BigMandingo:
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But is this really a tortoise?

No... it's a fish

Okoyeebo:
He's a Pastor (Priest) in Anglican Church.

Jeez.....this man is a mole among Christians. He is working for satan.
Now see how God has brought him from grace to dust.

CuTTiieAngeL:
Psycho, so after she goes under fire cooking, she has to kneel down to serve you? she makes hot water bath for you, then u expect her to open her legs to you with those stupid styles? is she ur wife or a slave

If that is what is obtainable in their village tradition and the woman knows about it, she should do it else it may be seen as sign of irresponsibility. Like in the Yorubaland, lying full flat on the ground to great an elder is an acceptable tradition. It does not make the one giving the greeting a slave nor does it make the receiver a god.

I laughed at this ur statement

Psycho, so after she goes under fire cooking, she has to kneel down to serve you?

Do u also realize that the man stays under scorching sun to make the money? Do u also know that the man receives so many unbearable insults and faces many dangerous things to make the money?
Well, that is what a man has to do and should not make much noise for doing that just like a woman should not make much noising in saying that she has to go through fire to make a meal for her husband.
So my dear u need to see these two individuals as complementary and no one's duty is more important dan the order. Failure to see it this way, u will set ur home on fire with silly trivial.

itiswellandwell:
Help us with tips on how to prevent thieves from removing your car parts as well.

Whenever u park ur car, draw a big circle around the car, pour a mixture of yellow, white and red grounded chalk around the car. Drop small quantity of condemned oil on the 4 doors. Leave one of the back doors open. I bet u, no one will try to get close to ur car. You self will even be scared to touch the next morning.

BoleynDynaSTY:
Am very sure he was chanting 5 Rounds. Sick old man forming pastor. Am sure God didn't call him but one god of men just made him a pastor

He is a Professor. I'm wondering if he is also a pastor by ur comment. Is he?

Why is it that everything about women are fake. Are they not ashamed of faking their age.

If i am to fake my age and pretend that I am younger than my age. I will be ashamed that people will say that I am of this age and look so old. I will be ashamed that they may accuse me of living a rough life for bn young yet look so old.

Don't women think this way?

This is one of the reasons our Police Officers and Army Officers are bn killed in their numbers daily and crime fighting reduced to almost zero level.

A Police office that is supposed to be composed and have clear head to think out hw best to perform his duty is more interested doing modelling and fashion parade on the social media. The more u get involved in these social media thing, your productivity will start going down unless your job is on social media stuff.

You see our military men that are supposed to be at alert 24:7 at the checkpoints and at the barracks are busy posting one irrelevant picture or another on the social media. They are busy checking how many likes, retweet and followers they have on their social media pages. They drop their guns and kept posting and replying. Tell me how Boko boys won't take them by surprise and kill them all. Tell me how robbers will not rob before their presence and get away with it.

This country has become something else.

Senator Ajayi Boroffice Borrowedoffice who has a Ph.D in Human Genetics and currently represents Ondo North in the senate, on Monday released a statement, saying that there is no way in the world a 75-year-old man can be cloned.

No wonder this man is in politics instead of bn in a lab making researches. He has nothing in his head. Look at the trash a genetic doc is spewing in the name of asslicking.

His parents know that he will disappoint them in his field of study that is why the named him BORROWEDOFFICE

When the Church tried to venture into what is happening in the politics of the country, they will cry that the Church is becoming political. When the church decides to stay off politics, they will say she is insensitive. What is wrong with people?

Well, let me tell you again. No matter how bad the economy is the jungle is, the cobs Lion cannot eat grass.
We are the children of a lion. Our sustenance is not dependent on the economy of the country for we have a great provider who is above all.

Hear this again. The Bible tells us that He will cause us to inherit the wealth of the unbelievers. They'll gather it and surrender it to us.
So weda the economy of the country is sinking or not, the church of God will not feel the impact cos when they are shouting that there's a casting down, the church of God shall be shouting there's lifting up.

All the government need to do is to succumb to God's leadership and it shall be well worth the land. Without this, let Enenche or even let the Work Bank give the whole money to this country, there'll still be no significant positive difference.

Nigeria is under the colonization of Sudan.

Our 1st Colonial Master is Britain now we have the second as Sudan.

Afamed:
May are like you ,who prefer Barabbas, the thief to Jesus Christ. We ain't Atikulooting

No government can be worst that this present government.

Anybody supporting this government is a descendant of Satan,

Buhari can never make those comments credited to him. Buhari will never agree to praise Jonathan.

This has again confirmed to me that the man in Aso Rock in not Buhari.

Chaiiiii... Nigeria is in trouble.

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So they came to an event uninvited or were invited without telling them what the event was all about.
What kind of stupid lie is this?

Wen they realised that people have started murmuring about their presence, they took their leave.

Immediately he jumped in, the dogs started the attack and the idiotic thief jumped back to where he jumped in from. That is back to sender

Education is not easy but teachers/lecturers should not make it look like visiting hell surrounded by deadly monsters.

That lecturer is not a teacher by birth but a teacher by profession.
A teacher by birth makes a difficult topic/subjects look easier to the students. Teachers by profession will boast to students, intimidating them and make them see how highly intelligent he is more than the students.

The lecturer that sets this exam should be called to order cos he acted below and outside what the profession demands.

emi14:
Zooooooo. A normal man to live in market place? Inhumanity

The zoo government knows that those policemen behave like mad people, that's why they asked them to live with the Mad people.

“A normal man cannot live in a market square. After buying and selling in the market, the next people you will see in the market are mad people."

Roger3D:
I truly pity what Nnamdi Kanu has done to you. Adesina has nothing to say on the matter because the allegation is so wild and stupid that it deserves no response

Hahahahahaha... He will have no response because he is as guilty as accused.

I'm wondering what Buhari has done to u and your brain cos you as so dead brain not to see truth. I really weep for you and your generation.

You are one of those that see their chain of slavery as one beautiful and shiny ornament that should not be discarded.

There was pandemonium yesterday in Owerri, the state capital of Imo State, as operatives of the Counter Terrorism Unit of the State Police command took to the streets to protest alleged plan to evict them from their new base allegedly by their commander, Usman Muhammed Tabaa.

The irate officers who were masked and fully armed, marched in their number in front of their base
on Old Orlu Road Secretariat, Owerri, barricading the highway with burning tyres and shooting sporadically into the air thereby forcing motorists to scamper for safety.

Sunday Sun gathered that the CTU operatives were drafted to Imo State in 2011 on the request of the former governor of the state , Dr. Ikedi Ohakim to strengthen security in the state especially in combating criminal elements.

It was further learnt that one of the conditions for granting the state the services of the CTU was that the state must be ready to provide vehicles and accommodation for the unit, while the police command would provide arms and ammunition.

However, one of the protesting officers, who spoke Sunday Sun on the condition of anonymity, said they were forced to relocate from Nekede where they shared accommodation with the Police Trainig School.

He added that while they were settling down at the new base given to them by Governor Rochas
Okorocha, another plan to evict them was being hatched by the authorities of the Federal Medical Centre in connivance with their commander.

Others who spoke to Sunday Sun said they were asked to go to new Egbeada Market to occupy the shops upstairs while traders use the ground floor.

“Then governor of Imo State, Ikedi Ohakim provided us with vehicle to come. When we arrived in the state, he showed us a place at Police Training School, Nekede and that he was putting finishing touches to the place we would use as our permanent base after 2011 general election opposite Concorde Hotel. After the general election, Ohakim lost to Rochas Okorocha.
“Since 2011, we have been in Nekede until sometime this year, because our advance team was already here. Governor Okorocha gave us former Orlu Road secretariat as our base in 2013”,
one of them said.

“One day, our commander, Usman Muhammed Taaba came to Nekede and gave us 24 hours to enter our new base at Old Orlu Road Secretariat or we lose the place. Under 24 hours, we relocated our families and luggage from Nekede to this place. Few weeks after our arrival at this place, FMC management came to inform us that they bought the place from the governor and that we should quit.

The governor himself did not tell us that he had sold the place neither did he give us any counter order to vacate the place.

“A normal man cannot live in a market square. After buying and selling in the market, the next people you will see in the market are mad people

“We want the IG to intervene because we cannot go and live in the market. The market they want us to live in has no ventilation, no toilet and no bathroom.

If the IG wants to come and visit CTU Base 7, he has to come to the market square.”

They called on the Inspector-General of Police, National Assembly and the Presidency to come to their aide or relocate them to force headquarters.

http://sunnewsonline.com/pandemonium-as-masked-policemen-protest-in-imo/amp/

Wantedmiller:
U don chop!

Adesina and APC should counter what Nnmadi kalu said.......... are you ok

No sir, I'm not well. It's u that is well.

Why won't they defend themselves. Now, you ple have known that it will be stupid to respond to Nnamdi Kanu, but wen you ple were chasing him around to kill him, you guys said it was the right thing. These Afonjas can be silly and funny.

Tell your lifeless master to come and defend himself.

theoldpretender:
As for me, I believe that Buhari is the man in Aso Rock....not some Jubril from Sudan.

I don't like APC, I could sit down and write a long story about how they are not running Nigeria well....but all this Jubrin nonsense is just simply having no head or tail.

I can see why the thing is popular....till today there are people who beleive that John Kennedy, the former president of the USA was murdered by a conspiracy....I know...Iused to believe that as well...until I saw that to believe that , I would have to believe that several groups, some of whom in real life were opposed toeach other....did it at the same time.

Me, all I am saying is if IPOB and Kanu have prooof...they should bring out hard documentary proof....not videos, pics that can be so doctored...or are so badly doctored....that one wonders about the sanity of the folk that believe it.

Conspiracy theories and fake news

Nnamdi Kanu said that Jubril/Buhari did not attend the Paris summit. He said that the picture Adesina posted was picture from conference in April.

He said that the pictures were edited. He pointed out that the podium mounted by Buhari in the said picture was different from the one mounted by other world leaders. He asked if Buhari came with his own personal podium.
Also, the pinup Buhari was wearing during the summit is quite different from what every other world leader in the summit was wearing. Did he design his by himself.

He also pointed out that the podium mounted by the world leaders to deliver their speeches was at the centre of the room. How come that buhari's own is at the end of the room facing those in attendance while others have theirs at the centre surrounded by those in attendance.

These allegations need to be countered by Adesina and APC.

Why is it that Obiano that accompanied Jubril Buhari to the Paris Summit is still the same Obiano welcoming him back to Nigeria in Abuja? May be he left Jubril in Paris so as to come and welcome him back. Lol

Why did Aisha told Adams Oshiomole never too come to the house to see Jubril, that he should limit his movements within the office of Jubril.
May be Oshiomole had tried to demand something irresponsible from Aisha, knowing that her husband Buhari has died and since Aisha can't give to Jubril, she may give to him (Oshiomole). Aisha bn a decent woman publicly banned Adams from coming too close to her.

Lastly, I wonder how a President wife's request can be turned down by a party chairman the way Oshiomole did in Aisha's choice of political position in Adamawa if the husband is alive.
I beliv that if Buhari was to be alive, Aisha's choice would be discussed in the bedroom between Aisha and Buhari and Oshiomole would be called and the instruction passed to him for implementation and not this kind of open nonsense we saw. Oshiomole used it to revenge against Aisha not compromising to submit in curing Adams' konji sickness.

Deal with the above.

How much does that 4m followers worth financially?

I love

darkchild64:
Add Dante to your list,that year for bayern munich

I like it the former way

AroOkigbo:
How long will this case last.
It's obvious the government has nothing against them

Aside freedom, they look well kept

Obioma nyiri mkporo afo asaa.
If u know u know