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AnonyNymous:
Op mispell stupidity. Mod self mispell stupidity. **modified they've corrected it

Anyway, 4, because he's cutting himself off the tree and smiling like an idiot

Followed by 1, he's relaxing and can probably feel his branch being sawed off but he's still smiling like an idiot.

Then 2, while sawing someone else's branch off he can feel his being sawed off too but I guess he doesn't care if he falls of the tree as well.

3 is the last one standing and he's not stupid, he's just evil

TheAlchemist:
There are no golden rule for success, the child may even turn out to be superstar tomorrow. If a Jay-Z could be trained by a lesbian mother... and still become a superstar anything is possible.

KingGBsky:
Check out this police officer.
Truly this is how our police officers should dress.

nwabobo:
From an Afonja newspaper, very predictable. Lol that Nigerian intelligence is able to identify an account domiciled in France which France the host nation is not even aware of

The desperation of this government has gone on to another level.

castrol180:
I don't stoop low to your kind boy. Just go and mend your wounded ego as unleashed to you by phyton dance of the NA. Terrorist ipod member. State grabber why can't you go and pack Lagoon state which name metamorphosed to Lagos from its southwest location to your useless imaginary and hallucinated biafra land...misplaced priority art thou. You better go for history class to learn more about who the eguns are and their mission in Lagoon state. Aworis are undeniably the first settlers of Eko and they are more or less Yoruba. The isale Ekos are...don't let me take you far. Just go and digest that for now. You need more then mention my moniker. Flat head with flat medulla oblongata. Terrorist of the highest order #grade1terrorist #mumuflatino
Nnamdi kanu is your mate causing chaos and anarchy in your land while your forefathers are receiving the suffering.

elopee3000:
Lagos is not Yoruba land if egun person say this I will agree with him or her but not somebody from Oshogbo, tinubu is from igbaji osun state, Lagos is not a Yoruba word but Portuguese, Eko is not a Yoruba word but Benin word, oshodi is not a Yoruba word likewise Nnobi is not a Yoruba word so stop,third mainland bridge cater bridge national theatre national stadium muritala Muhammad airport apapa wharf tin can port ijora bridge oshodi apapa express way ,ikoyi flat 1004 TBS trade fair complex all were built with money made from oil so close ur ewedu mouth

@Castrol180

omenka:
Come to think about it, without applying too much emotions (which rules out ipob terrorists since raw emotions dictate their thoughts), the government is right you know.

Kanu was due to appear in court on the 17th, he failed to do so. If the rule of law should be applied strictly, his sureties, including the senator, should be in custody right now.

Cinkq:
Let me quickly show you some facts you perhaps don't know about the great yoruba language.the language is now universal,attaining the status of the white men languages like English,french,spainish,chinese etc hence the UK govt is using it as one of the criteria to recruit people into its police force.

NOW CHECK OUT THE FOLLOWING FACTS ABOUT YORUBA LANGUAGE (1) it is being studied in 47 american universities

(2) the yoruba language has been officially adopted/accepted in benue republic as a means of communicatin,infact it's being taught in their schools.

(3) some american students got their degrees in yoruba language recently in university of ibadan,they came all the way to Nigeria just to learn the yoruba language. I can go on and on but time won't permit me.
If you doubt any of my claims please make use of google.

gypsey:
believe or not I am well aware of innovation, it's just that to make innovation work effectively you need the environment. Not everything that works in an American environment can work in a nigerian environment. Example bad roads in nigeria with pot holes, did you see how smooth that road is?

gypsey:
The road is smooth and sloppy even by just pushing or pulling the truck with 2 people's hand the truck would have moved. Try pulling the truck on a nigerian road even with catapillar and JCB put together i will not move

Cinkq:
It is sad that some of you have acces to internet,most of you will not even bother to read before commenting. What does the nonsense you've posted has to do with this thread for crying out loud?
How does the crime commited by few men translate to be the sins of the yoruba tribe as a whole?

Talking about the yoruba language,it's not a language of fraud as you ignorantly posted,but one of the most acceptable all over the world.

Infact the yoruba language is one of the few sophisticated languages that can get you a job as a UK police .this is a pointer that the language you are naively berating here is a universal language.

tyson98:
Despite the fact that I no support okorocha but the house needs renovation tru tru

sarrki:
Buhari delievered his speech at the UN General assembly like a boss. Supreme leader of Africa.

Baba have shown the world that he's sound Educationally

He's Sound Health Wise

He's Sound in all Ramifications as a leader

God Bless Muhammadu Buhari

God Bless Federal Republic Of Nigeria

OrdercityWeb:
In as much everything he said about his wife is wrong.
I find it very disturbing that someone could share private chat, to the extent of screenshotting pples conversation. I mean where is our humanity? Where is confidentiality for goodness sake?
I'm really disappointed. Personally anyone who shares his/her private chat with the public is very STUPID. He didn't threaten your life did he?
Why share his secret out? WHAT IS WRONG WITH NIGERIAN WOMEN AND THE CRAVE FOR ATTENTION ON SOCIAL MEDIA?
This is why i will drop dead the day i DM a lady on social media..

Now i have a message for idiots called guys who still DM/PM ladies. You idiots are the problem, you make this cretins feel on top of the world. This is why i always say every guy should become an ALPHAMALE. All this nonsense will stop. There are too much asslickers called guys that make ladies feel ultra-special.

Everyone knows ladies want attention, they crave it. That's what an Alphamale knows and uses to his advantage. Starve them of attention,
Like the way you give a dog food in the morning then wait for it to be very hungry before giving another meal. This way its the dog that will be calling for you. WHICH MAKES YOU IN CONTROL. Imagine if every Nigerian guy can do this, you would see that Nigerian ladies will borrow sense quickly but NO we still have some idiots called guys who still lick asses.
There is no lady living or dead who can try rubbish like this with me. I starve them of attention. I only give them bits.
FOR GOODNESS SAKE YOU DUMBOS SHLD STOP MAKING LADIES FEEL SPECIAL!!

Lagusta:
Do u really wantnto go there?

Lagusta:
Did someone above me say cool

This is not cool at all....

This marriage is sure to crumble....

They are too immature for marriage, they would surely have fights and quarrels, how would they handle that??

If its due to pregnancy, no wahala, how would that "boy" be responsible enough to take care of them?? I mean both mother and child??

Well, all the same, I wish them all the very best.....

Freshkidavid:
Primate Ayodele of Inri Evangelical Spiritual Church, Lagos has released a new set of prophecies in his new book titled "Warning to the Nations".

In the book he said "the voice of God says the name Aso Rock will be changed in the nearest future and the location may also change. Let us pray to rebuke death and shootings in the villa. I forsee that from 2032, Nigeria will not be one country again as I foresee five nations coming out of Nigeria. In 2024, there may be a natural disaster and in the nearest future, the name Lagos may change and Ibadan may become a state'.

He also said, 'The spirit of God says power will still return to the North in 2019 and Nigerians will be shocked as regards who becomes president. The second term bid of President Buhari will be dicey. I foresee that the international community will gang up against him especially on issues of human rights and corruption. President Buhari needs prayers for his health as his health condition will be troubling him. People who are to help the Buhari governmnet are the ones that will fight him. I foresee an unexpected change in the government of Buhari, he will be disappointed by close confidants'.

On Democracy, the prophet says, 'the spirit of God says Democracy in Nigeria may not last for the next 30 years. I foresee a referendum which may lead to reforms as so many things will be affected in the country'.

On Biafra he says, 'I foresee that Biafra will be actualised but not now. Biafra is going to battle with Nigerian forces for they have done a lot of underground works. The current leaders clamouring for Biafra now may not be the ones that will make the dream come true. Nnamdi Kanu may not be the one to actualize this dream. I foresee that he will have problems due to his activities in relation to the bail granted him'.

On Arsene Wenger, the prophet says, 'the coach may develop naughty attitudes that may make the football fans to protest against him.He must rebuke cases of carelessness which may make his team suffer some setbacks. His team will start the season on a serious note but his mtch plans and arrangements will be queried. He will have troubles with the management of his club'.

www.kingstondome.com/2017/09/nigeria-will-divide-by-2032-and-lagos.html?m=1

IgedeBushBoy:


I used to have some back then in secondary school tho. Wore them as inners. I think nysc has to device a means of collecting those kits back. It's even a way of minimising cost as they can be recycled. Mine are still in my box till I know what to do with them.
This is funny tho

Daboomb:
Onions! Cheesux!

No wonder 3million of you got roasted as Suya, in your foolish misadventure back then.

Preparing Suya because Onions don fill ground, dont mind the sting at all .

Those who dont learn from Histor or their past, are bound to repeat the same mistake. Nor be curse.

tsdarkside:
look at cownunu very well and tell me he is a complete black man....

no complete black man look like kanu..

compare its father with him,and tell me he his realy black...

look at the skin of his father....what happened to cownunus skin...

if it was still in europe,i would say,okay,too little sun...

but he is already 2years in nigeria and it still looks like this??...

they dont have sun in umuahia,abi?...

or you wan tell me,cownunu dey bleach its skin..?

The Federal High Court, Abuja, on Tuesday granted the request seeking to serve court processes on Nnamdi Kanu and the Indigenous People of Biafra (IPOB) through substituted service. The court, however, ordered that other respondents in the matter, namely: the Inspector-General of Police, the Commandant General, Nigeria Security and Civil Defence Corps and the Attorney-General of the Federation be served personally.


Justice B.O. Quadri gave the order following an ex-parte application by Mr Richard Ndubuaku for an order of court for substituted service of all the processes of the court on the defendants by publishing them in two national newspapers.

Ndubuaku, who made the application through his counsel, Mr Smart Iheazor, also asked the court to make an order restraining the respondents, whether by themselves, members or agents from disrupting the forthcoming Anambra election.

He also asked the court to make an order restraining Kanu and all members of IPOB from interfering, intimidating and harassing all registered and eligible voters in the Nov. 18 Anambra election.

He further asked the court to prevent Kanu and IPOB from mobilising its members either by threat or undue influence to scuttle the election, pending the determination of the originating summons.

Iheazor told the court that his client premised his application on the grounds that Kanu and IPOB had severally made utterances and threats which were published in newspapers which they had not denied or retracted.

“From the antecedents of Kanu and the activities of IPOB, they are capable of carrying out their threat.

“Serving the processes of this suit on the them by publishing in two national newspapers will bring same to their knowledge as it will be dangerous and difficult to effect personal service on them.

“The applicant has several businesses and business interests and houses in Onitsha and Awka with over 100 staff that will be affected if the threats of Kanu and IPOB are carried out.

” Iheazor further explained that the applicant was almost 70 years old and may lose all his life investments in Awka and Onitsha and may not withstand the destruction of his life long struggle.

The judge, however, only granted the order of substituted service on Kanu and IPOB, and refused all the other reliefs sought by the applicant and asked that all parties in the suit be put on notice.

In refusing to grant the other reliefs sought by Ndubuaku , the judge said that the Federal Government had the capacity to ensure that elections held in Anambra.

He adjourned the matter until Oct. 10 for hearing.

Etizz:
Hi guys, this morning after the rain we noticed fishes coming out from the ground, though the soil is still a little bit wet but I imagined how they exist right here in my compound, that's what I don't know........... Fun thing though.