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Advancedman:
Most times we see it as questions from friends that cares much about us.

You must be a fool to see them as such

Just the same way your father was a fool to marry your mother and eventually gave birth to a compound fool like you

SmellySperm:
Mama wan trend. She fit be hell fire candidate sef

Anybody living in Lagos,pH or ABJ should assist me with accommodation for awhile mbok

....or hefaya straight

Amalekki:
... cares much about you? Those questions are just to add more juicy content to their next gossip .

That is why is ...."we see it as questions from........"
That is how we see and not that it is what it is.

Wizpa:
Questions that make people hate you (stupid questions to avoid as a bachelor)

1. When will you get a job: In a digital age where alot of businesses are online, people make 6-7 figures from there living room, this question would be appropriate if we were still living in an industrial age. Only unexposed people ask such kind of questions.

2. When will you get married: marriage is not meant for everyone and except you are ready to support financially, this topic should stay out of your lips. Getting married is one thing, staying married is another.

3. Why are you still awake by this time: while you are enthused about your 9-5, you won't expect someone else to be like you... most mental work is done in the midnight and the best decisions of ones life are made during times.

4. Why eat outside instead of cooking your food: we all know how expensive gas is in nigeria, how time consuming cooking can be, and the energy you put into it while still thinking of preserving the left overs except you have a fridge. Taking a stroll to your favourite canteen wont only save you time and energy but will get you a delicious meal.

5. Did you go to church or why didn't you go to church: Excuse me!!, serving God shouldn't be a routine but a willingness (from your heart). Times you feel energetic to go to church might be the time someone else needs to sort things out. Do not be self righteous/hypocritical.

Feel free to add yours

Are you referring to Africans or those in the Western Countries?
Here in Africa, we don't get angry wt these questions.
Most times we see it as questions from friends that cares much about us.

Sometimes, wen we see some of these write ups, we should try to understand target audience before lifting it to a wrong target audience.

HacheNoire:
Same Ekerewemandu than IPOB wanted to lynch?

Man has a heart of gold.

If someone try that with me, I would have offered a prison warden 50 million Naira to help poison him.

It's not matter of heart of gold. What he has is a politician's heart.
Politicians don't reason the way you are reasoning.
They always look out for whatever that will make their political ambitions remain alive and then move towards it.
Ekweremadu knows that pretending to forget his issues with IPOB and goes to meet Kanu will make him look like a wonderful father and thereby help to present him as a good man just the same way you are already seeing it. That is the game and he won you on this one.

CakesToolsOvens:
Please help. My son in primary 4 was given some assignments in his quantitative reasoning text book.

We have been able to solve lots of them but these remaining ones are difficult.

We can't seem to understand the examples given in the textbook like we understood the rest.

Please any help?

Follow this pattern

Optimistic4life:
Year 2021 February to be precise, my husband served me a divorce notice. Though I saw it coming as we have been separated for some months.
The case is still in court though.

We are blessed with 3 kids under 10.

Soon the divorce will be finalized and we will both move on.

How easy is it adjusting to a new life as a divorced lady?

I just want to let it out as I have never discussed this with anyone. Just my immediate family members knows about it.

What is life like out there for me?

The shame, mockery, coping with kids alone, moving on etc

It is not always easy for the female gender coping with divorce especially in Africa.
Once there is a divorce, everyone believes that the problem is from the woman. She is a disobedient and arrogant woman.

Outside this, other problems that may hit a divorced woman is financial issues.
Handling the family alone, where children are involved.
Also, the woman becomes vulnerable. Like a woman her protective shield has been removed from her.
You see men approaching her without restrictions, making some silly demands from her unlike wen they will have the fear of her husband when she was still married. This can be a very difficult thing for the woman to handle, especially for those that care about their dignity.

There is also this feelings of loneliness. The nostalgic feeling of bn cared for and not the one running around for virtually everything.
Sometimes, you will need someone very dear to talk to especially that midnight talks and caring. Coping wt this is more easier for men than women.

When the divorce finally comes, take your time to grieve about it. There is no shame in doing that. Even if you are the one pushing for a divorce, I believe there must be things you will miss about ur ex. Grieve if it is necessary. Wake up and move on.
Don't build up your heart with lots of hatred about him. This will prolong your healing time. Learn to move on without hatred.
Don't try to behave as if you are in competition wt him to show who is more pained or things like dat.
Just go ahead and live your normal life.
Try as much as possible to go out and make more money. Financial independence makes the journey easier. Once you are broke, you will start looking back to those days he was there for u and your pains will multiply. Make money.
Go out more. Make good friends. Look your best and talk about your situation to very close and reliable friends or families.
Don't let anyone start feeding you bad news about your ex. This may also have negative effect on you.
Take your time and start dating once again.

Finally, if there is a way to avert this divorce, it will be the best option unless if what brought about it is kind of irreconcilable.

If you remember the viral video of Jim Iyke beating up fellow actor Uche Maduagwu in August 2021 for questioning his wealth, here’s a shocker; it was all SCRIPTED.

The Nollywood actor revealed this in a snippet of his interview with Chude Jideonwo noting that the fight with Uche Maduagwu was orchestrated and they had reached an agreement .

When asked about the fight, Jim Iyke said “orchestrated. Do I look like the kind of person, just before the introduction of one of the most important works in my entire career go and jeopardise it by myself? No I’m to strategic.”

He noted that he wanted to prove that he could orchestrate anything and everyone will perceive it.

“I understand the people’s mindset, their propensity for gossip and bad news, there’s no how it won’t catch fire.”

Describing the timeline of events before the fight he said “I called the man, we had an understanding, paid very well for it, wrote the script, called Moses in we shot it. I’m about to release the ending for it.”

Taking to Instagram Uche Maduagwu confirmed Iyke’s claims, describing himself as the biggest brand influencer in Nigeria.

“He paid me N3.6 million to promote Bad Comments movie and added N1.2 million after it went viral. I’m not just the most talked-about movie star in Africa. I’m the biggest brand influencer,” Maduagwu wrote.

The actor added, “Jim Iyke is like a big brother to me. He saw potentials in me. Today, Bad Comments movie became the biggest cinema film in 2021 because he saw my brand influencing power and worked with me. Mr. Moses is a great director too. I influence brands to success because I am the most talked-about movie star for Africa.”

The fight came just before the release of Jim Iyke’s comeback film Bad Comments.

Revealing that he had spent over 20million Naira in the film’s promotion he said “We buried over N20m in the production of that film and people were still viewing it with a certain degree of cynicism. Immediately there was a scandal, it caught fire.”

He also noted that he was sure the stunt would work despite unsureity around him.

“I even called my sister the day before and she said that it will backfire. I said ‘No’. I understand people’s mindsets. They have a propensity for gossip and bad news. There’s no way it would backfire.”

Moses Inwang, on Wednesday shared behind-the-scene videos of the staged fight after Iyke’s revelation, captioning the videos he wrote “Na me direct that fight.”

Newsmic:
A Nigerian Pastor, Ekuma Uche Philips, in Benin Republic shared photos of an 'angel' captured on camera in his church during cross over night, IgbereTV reports.

He wrote on Facebook;


https://m.facebook.com/story.php?story_fbid=1118717148957941&id=100024589999985

Ara

Nchenches:
In bold: Female students in Nigeria have better hygiene culture than Oyibo female students. I am telling you from experience having passed through both divides.

In Nigeria, the university employees responsible for cleaning and maintenance of the toilet ends are either corrupt, or refuse to clean or maintain the toilet ends.

This is not true.
Those cleaners have suffered hell trying to keep that place clean.
If you have bn opportune to stay around the environment, you will appreciate the cleaners.
They will even be cleaning the toilet and someone will come in and mess it up before them.
If they complain, you will see the students insulting the cleaner and be telling her, is this not why you are bn employed here.
Most female users are dirty and inconsiderate

It's like they don't have beautiful girls cum slay Queens cos I did not see any.

All the same congrats to them

Benblaq:
I went to see a friend today in the hostel and took a walk around the bathroom area. The last time I saw a bathroom this dirty was far back in the boarding house, I never knew we have the same here.

Meanwhile, malabites and malabresses have resorted to bathing outside the bathrooms (they stay in the quadrangle). Despite the increments the VC (first female VC) is bringing on a daily basis, the state of the toilets in the hostel is this terrible.

If you like, give them the type they are using in American White House, they will still mess it up especially the female users.
They are just like Policemen. Donate a new car to Police today. Come back in two months time and you will regret why u gave them the car. Same is applicable to where they live. They behave as if they are doing someone else good by keeping their house neat. So they will never maintain nor keep their houses clean.

You will see a menstruating student dropping her menstrual pad on the floor of the toilet. Meanwhile, she will be among those trying to avoid getting toilet infection.
Some will prefer urinating on the bare floor of the toilet to doing it inside the WC.
They are too dirty for my liking.

....and he has the gut to smile over his stewpidity

slyfox35:
why are you facing me,was I the one that slept with someone's wife?
Why e dey vex u,dem don do u before?

When I use the word "you" it does not necessarily mean that I am referring to you as a person or individual.
That "you" means anyone that is involved in that act.
I suppose u are educated.

slyfox35:
No man is above temptation,only the Grace of God can save

You will, most times, be tempted wt what your heart desires most.
How can you be desiring ur friend's wife. A friend that accommodated u, helped u in a foreign land?
If you cannot leave above this kind of temptation, then, you are a pathetic soul.
If you cannot leave above this kind of temptation, no one should trust a little girl into ur care.
You will also not find it difficult to sleep with your daughter.
Forget temptation, you are not disciplined.

slyfox35:
well...she made her hole enterable,that's the whole point

If you chose to live this way, you may not live to tell your story.
Not every hole is enterable. Even when the owner of the hole made it enterable.
Just jump and pass

slyfox35:
Bestie only saw a loose woman and took advantage,if to say the wife say no,these ones for nor happen,she get the power to stop the whole issue with her refusal, don't be surprised that they both have been doing it in Nigeria before, reason why this affair in the UK was easy to start again

Be reasonable and stop making this look like a gender fight.
That idiotic guy is very wicked and foolish.
You are blaming the "loose woman" for not saying no to the guy.
Why won't the foolish guy remember that this is the wife of his best friend.
A friend that trusted him so much to accommodate him in a foreign country in order to help him establish himself.
Between the man and woman, who is to be blamed the most?
The earlier we realize that not every hole is enterable, the better for us and the society.

BigBelleControl:
If the South East want to have Biafra easily, they should elect people like Abaribe as senators, representatives or governors.
He's truly committed to the agitation.

I don't think so.
Once they become governors, they will swear the oath of allegiance to the country.
They will tend to defend and swerve towards the one nation than supporting the secession cos of the implication of doing that.

[b]Let him just know that he is not the Governor and for the short period I will be here God-willing, he should allow me to be Governor," [/b]Uzodinma said.

I love the fact that he recognized that he has a very short period to be the governor.
One Term Governor(OTG)

Women ehnnn....
Had it bn that this woman was married, she will be disturbing the husband with...
I have pregnancy Cram
Pregnancy headache and dizziness.
I feel like throwing up and all their pregnancy wahala.
But see her here. No disturbance.
She even had to deliver herself of the baby.
No doctor, no midwife.
She cut the umbilical cord, tie it back and push it back by herself on flight.
She washed up, came and sat as if nothing happened.

Women, what you cannot do does not exist.

Junior Karashika.
If u know you know.

SmellingAnus:
Just as you are so gullible to believe this skit... The man in question has been doing similar skits for some years now...

Are you alright?

One bathe them
The other one rub them anointing oil
And the other one gives pants.

You see this thing called women,
They don't have brain.
How can they be so gullible.

I=2022

compton11:
Islam my nigga!

Believe in oneness of God
Be good to your both parents
Be good to orphans, widow, travellers
Pay zakat to the poor
Don't talk human as God

And so on

....and finally, learn how to throw bombs while shouting Allhakuba

Haykinx98:
I will also lose interest in a girl if she try am with me

Nobody is arguing weda he lost interest or not.
My problem is, how can you tell someone that you are not yet dating that you no wan do again.
Probably, you've not asked the girl to date you. You may just be dating the girl in your heart wtout her consent.
You will sound like a fool telling her you are no longer interested in her.

Lender of the whole nations.
How do we verify this New Year story?

She asked for a loan.
You said No.
Turn back and tell her you are no longer interested in her.
Meanwhile, she's a lady you are crushing on.
Not even in relationship wt her.
So where did you get the basis to tell her that you are no longer interested in her.
How can one tell someone he is secretly admiring that I no wan do again.
No be juju talk be dat.

Anonymous993775:
This might sound weird but I'm turned on when I see dead women. I find them attractive. I've masturbated to many dead women in movies and graphic pictures on the internet of random dead women, even here on Nairaland. I need some help. Sex with living women is boring and I lose erection. To sustain erection I have to think of them dead.

I need some advice.

Jesus Christ.
Dis is a serious demonic possession.
A woman you will marry or ur girlfriend are in trouble.
You may end up killing them to satisfy us sexual urge.
God forbid.
Seek spiritual help biko.

Solve without a calculator

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JaneUO:
Our women feel that being beautiful comes with body modification. Well a young lady shared an image of what happened to her trying to lift heavy equipment around her house. What she did not notice was that accident will take place without a warning. Lady broke her nails as though she was in a fight.

When ladies work on their nails they forget the dangers that comes with such artificial stuff. Majority get to break nails when drunk some tend to fail going to the toilet all because of nails. It is such a pity that some men get to eat food prepared by ladies with long nails

Use super glue to fix it back. It's normal.

smartasuen:
Dis senior babe, e don tey wen we see u for screen o!
She's still looking pretty tho.

....but fair in complexion now.
Like she sold her complexion?