₦airaland Forum

Daniel058:
As a humble upcoming billionaire,I would like to marry a young tall beautiful lady with flat tummy

Let's see your own figure now.

thesicilian:
More than half of them will be from a particular part of the country known to make business opportunities of any situation without regards to their safety or that of their neighbours.

That means, that people from that part of the country are heavy risk takers.
And only risk takers succeed exceedingly.
It also means that that part of the country will have so many successful men and women.

Better come out plain to tell us that the North is planning to use coup to retain power.
Stop all these corner corner talk.

fasho01:
What sanctions exactly can Nigeria impose on Russia please

We will deny them access to our fine girls. They never seen anything yet. Na konji go kill them.
Next time when they hear Nigeria, they will stand at attention.

Loverofpeace:
Good evening nairalanders I have a little challenge I am facing in my workplace at the moment and I am suspecting my boss to be responsible,I started working in this new company December last year it's a a real estate company,but the office were I work in particular we run a pos there too,so I when I come to work in the morning I first go to my bosses place to collect cash for customers withdrawal.


I am a type of person that barely misplace my money or phone,these two things are very important to me so I am very careful with them,but since I started working in this company it has being a different case,there is no week I don't loose up to 6000 from the pos money I will try all my best to trace the money with the machine transaction history but I will never trace how the money went ,and the most painful part is that I usually pay the depths with my salary so end of the month I usually go with half of my salary as a result of debt.
There are 3 reasons why I suspect my boss,no one the first month I started work a friend of mine told me that he doesn't like my boss,that he looks diabolic to him I laugh and told him to stop being too supersticous because I don't believe such things he told me his instincts don't disappoint him.
Secondly there was a day I borrowed money from my boss I told him I want to buy some stuff that I am broke at the moment ,since I have worked half of the month I need a little change from my salary I only requested 10k,after thinking hard for about 10 minutes he gave me the money,actually I wanted to use the money to pay a loan app I was owing so I payed 5k and kept the remaining 5k to get a t-shirt the following day ,I put the money inside my deep pocket and went to work in the morning even when I was on the road I check my pocket and the money was there,did you know immediately I got to my shop I swept the floor of my shop and tidied the whole place,as I was about to leave for the market to my surprise I deep my hand inside my pocket and the money was gone,I searched evety nook and cranny of the shop i didn't see the money,I just laughed and shook my head.

Thirdly, there are two workers my boss just employed because we have up to three branches in my area,one is a girl and one is a boy,the girl seem to like me dlso much she always like telling me how the work is going for her she usually tells me about every issue she has with my boss, did you know this girl has lost up to 20k in the pos money in just one month of work?..
One day I went to our head office to check our debt book because we always have a book we all money we borrowed from boss plus or shortages are recorded did you know this two new workers have lost more than their salaries,I went through the boys record I saw ,5k,3k,4k etc there is no day this guy doesn't loose money I usually blame myself for all my mistakes until I saw that I am not the only one.now the girl has stopped work.

Pls nairalanders,I am tired of working for people I want to quit start up my own biz but capital is the problem if I can get up to 100k between now till May I will start up my own biz ,can someone just help me with a good idea on how to make money online because I don't always lack data here in the office you contributions will be appreciated thanks .

People fail to tackle the root of their problems, rather they will start blaming or accusing others.
What your friend suspected about ur boss has registered in ur brain and you are trying to believe him or you have already believed him.

Let me tell u and your colleagues in that business what your problem is.
You are either overpaying customers or collecting lesser than what u were supposed to collect from customers.
Until you get so used to counting of money, you will keep making this mistake.
Even people that have mastered the art of counting and paying money still do this mistake.
The only better route out of this is the use of counting machine.

So to minimize your loss, try not to be too fast to serve your customers.
Do not talk or respond to anyone while counting your money.
Recount your money twice before accepting or paying it.

Now, let us even come to accept your story of diabolism.
What if the cause of your shortage is coming from your customers?
What if it is not really from your boss?
We have heard of people paying with diabolic money. Once the money touches other money, they will start missing.
I don't know about this and I don't easily allow myself to believe it.

Finally, if u think that your boss is diabolic and it is affecting you, your best option is to leave the job and not to go about complaining.

Amojii:
Go to settings and set your data limit and thank me later

..... and you think this is a solution... Abi?
Mtchweeew.

Jennyclay:
Take it OR leave it... Everybody can't be current about what is happening in Ukraine just like you.

You did a good job by enlightening her. Now that she has learnt something, if she come across group of people discussing it, she would have something to say.

That's how we learn in life. Nobody knows it all.

She's not dumb and why must you bring your private issues to social media.

Yeye boyfriend!!!

If you have smart phone with data.
You can do Facebook, Whatsapp and other social media activities and you don't know at least a bit of this Ukraine/Russia issue that has taken over almost every other thing now, then you're dumb.

And this one has never heard of Ukraine before.
This is no longer the period of ignorance. You can stay in your room and know over 70% of activities going on around the globe.

If your data is only to do entertainment social media activities, then you're a pathetic soul.

FERNANDEZISBACK:
Ain't sure no country will want to go nuclear except they want to destroy humanity completely..

“I cannot forecast to you the action of Russia. It is a riddle wrapped in a mystery inside an enigma; but perhaps there is a key. That key is Russian national interest. “ —Winston Churchill, 1 Oct, 1939.

I so much believe this position and analysis of this legendary wise man, Churchill.
All Putin is doing is for the Rusian National interest. For this, he can never try using even the smallest nuclear weapon.
Going nuclear means he will also be destroying his own people. There won't be a winner in a nuclear war. Everyone will be a loser.
Even the remaining people alive will wish they are better dead.

Chaii... Bad market for insurance companies.

They are vomiting all the cool cash they made during the"peaceful" years of Nigeria.
It's well with their souls.

donbachi:
Why wont they...imagine,german,american,arabian,british and asian politicians..coming to hide their stolen public funds in nigeria.
looted funds from africa.is what many big nations used in developing their nations.

Imagine how naija economy go be.

Even if the whole world comes to Nigeria to hide all their money and treasures, Nigeria will still not develop unless we change our mindset of trying to selfishly acquire wealth to ourselves instead of trying to develop the country.

RapistOnBail:

I wish to have the power and balls of Vladimir Putin.

Ukraine should conduct the elections in the cities Russians occupy so peace should reign.

Putin is steeped in the ancient Russian art of Maskirovka. A military doctrine believed to have been developed in the 14th century with inspiration from Sun Tsu doctrines. Since the 20th century Russia has expanded this doctrine to the area of geopolitics generally and the domain of geostrategy particularly.

The doctrine is all about using layers or series of carefully calibrated and reactionary deceptions, denials, smokescreens, theatrics and disinformation to keep your opponents off balance and mentally drained trying to understand your moves.
But one of its major objectives is to mask your own weakness, by making your opponents read in too much into your basic actions, including when you backtrack. When you soft-pedal or reverse course out of fear of the opponent, even the opponent still interpretes it as one of your theatrics and reads it into your strength.

Now, we think this latest move was part of Putin’s original masterstroke plan. But it might just be him trying to save face and change course or adjust plans due to the threats of sanctions from the West. Or maybe the tanks and other assets will still later roll in for a blitzkreig. We do not know.

All told, Russian maskirovka is effective. Putin projects weakness as power. He is always ahead of the play and the world is constantly guessing from behind him.

nwabueze1999:
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Check it out here: https://www.nairaland.com/6996150/whos-fault-photo#6996150.12

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Nairalanders, please these two drives are claiming right.
Who do you think is at fault?
Tell us why you think so.

Dis even dey show legs ooo. Dry bone with rough hairs that stand like spike protectors on top of local fence.
Dis guy fit dey one kain village for Ghana dey do Yahoo Yahoo.
Now he wan form Yankee for us.

BeeBeeOoh:
...NBA Abuja seeks cordial relationship b/w Bar, Bench



https://www.sunnewsonline.com/terrorism-federal-high-court-to-shift-venue-of-kanus-trial-cj/

“And anytime the case comes up, the other courts cannot function. It is really not a good development. But I can assure you that we have actually gone far in finding a solution to it.” Justice Tsoho disclosed.

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Meanwhile, the Chief judge has assured the leadership of the Unity bar of the willingness of the bench to work harmoniously with the bar.

He further promised to address the issue of impromptu adjournment of cases by judges of the court without adequate information to lawyers in the matter.

OP, when doing Copy and Paste, please try to know what to leave out. Don't copy everything u see. I believe, you did not even read the news.
What is sex enhancement advert/drugs doing in this news?

They've spoiled the woman's business.
Now, people will be reluctant to give her money cos they will now think that she is "rich"

Onye Ndu Mazi Nnamdi Kanu said that as long as he lives, Abba Kyari who entered the South East to kill the youths, he will leave the South East batteredly disgraced.
Do you think that this is part of the disgraced MNK was talking about?

illicit:
Was it blown off or what

How can a living elephant be decapitated, maybe it was sedated then

Cutting off the tusk for sell. Wicked act.

Harrykn:
Oya nah lets buy grave(pot) and do burial (cook).
May he rest in peace (tummy)
Who ever did the head shot is damn brutal

That is not even gun shot. They cut off the tusk which they will sell and left the animal in such a pain.

AlphaMale666:
This is to the single guys out there who like wooing married women. Avoid Nigerian Married women with your life!

How can a married woman be forcing me to rapour with her because I'm her husband's friend. Which kind stupid nonsense be that!? And because I don't rapour with her she now badmouth me with her husband till I'm no longer friends with him.

Avoid Nigerian Married Women With Your Life! They will mess your life up with nonsense drama.

Just go back to her, use a secret recording device.
Come to her as if you regret not doing what she requested.
Ask why are you doing this to me just because I did not accept you proposals.
ask her, If I accept to be doing it with you, will you stop bad mouthing me to ur husband.
Make sure u get enough evidence against her.
Take it to the husband. Tell him that this is why your wife has bn saying bad things about me to you.
Leave them and don't be friend wt any of them.
1:1
Take the recording to her

Gold179:
the old one is more beautiful and colorful than this.

Not at all.
The new one is making me feel like liking dem.
The old one gives me bad old memories.

Maxymilliano:
This is not enough ground to call for outright dismissal of a whole Police IG ... Reno can do better than this

You are very very wrong.
He is facing a high criminal investigation.
The IGP should've known better that it is wrong to see him close to him no matter how close they are.
It has many implications.
They believe that this is Nigeria where serious things are not taken serious.

I nearly lost my job in my former place of work when our company cashier was robbed while going to bank for lodgement.
Our HR saw him coming out from my house after like a week while they were still investigating the robbery.
I was summoned by the company high executives for that.
This cashier has bn my good friend even before joining the company. We were friends for more than 8yrs b4 the issue. We were always seen together. So then I never believe that it means anything still keeping close public contact wt him while he was under investigation.

Do you believe that Police can arrest anyone found around or with a wanted armed robber?
If u believe this, then, that is the same thing Reno was trying to point out here.

Ladumaa:
I only told her I needed some space, now see what she sent...

What do I make of this now?

Did you tell her dis;
Before
During or
After
the Valentine's Day?

Codebite:
Africans are the worst when it comes to all these superstitious beliefs ...
Nothing like Vudu,
Nothing like juju
Nothing like ghosts
Nothing like witches and wizards
They are all lies told to help Africans explain what they can't prove.

If these things really existed, how come we can't use them to our benefit and become the next wakanda county

My friend go and sit down and stop sounding like ignorant person.
Some of you keep overhyping the whites while we talk down our heritage.
If there are nothing in those our heritage and beliefs, why den did the Whites came here, brainwashed us and stole most of our artifact and deity heads.
What are they doing with them?
What they did to us was like you seeing a very little child holding bundles of dollars and you knows the worth of what he was holding.
You gave him a wrap of sweet and biscuit and collect that dollar from him telling him that the dollar can bite him.

Once you are able to correctly tell me what the whites are doing with those things they stole from us, I will tend to buy your opinion.

The fastest way you can locate that ur son is to go make money.
I mean, make real money.
Once that is done, you don't need to go looking for the boy.
The boy, his mother, relative and kindred will start looking for you.
Na you go dey select the ones you want to see and the ones you don't think u need around u.

It's only Zlatan that has a wife that looks older than him.
Others have partners that may be in the same age brackets.
Forget about football age.

FalseProphet1:
Amechi is Buhari's successor, Buhari has refused to mention him publicly because he doesn't want him dead.

The northern caliphate will easily give the flag to amechi than tinubu because tinubu is too powerful for them to Control. Amechi will be like Jonathan, he'll do as he's told.

I see amechi coming out as APC flag bearer come 2023.

This I have seen.

Atiku will be taking over from Buhari through Supreme Court ruling.
All these gra gra they are doing on Amaechi's head is just to calm him down and give him false hope to remain loyal till the bomb explodes.

fergie0o1:
SOURCE

I predicted this after Buhari was sworn in.
I posted it on my Facebook wall that they will later try to nullify Buhari's election outcome close to the end of Buhari's tenure and declare Atiku the winner so that the North will continue ruling.

Now it is manifesting. They will first of all drag it to make it look like they are angry with it. APC will throw so much tantrum to the move and criticize it. Then after long dragging, supreme court will rule in favour of Atiku. Okwu agu.
Just watch out.

My father may reject a gift like dis unless he knows that the work you are doing can comfortably afford this gift.
That car should be between 10 to 16 million.

Don't be surprised if APC government list this as part of Buhari achievements while in the office.

Soon, they will start soliciting for help for medical this or that.
Or when the money finished, they will want the poor masses they intimidated with their money then to also come and contribute money for them to take care of themselves.

Invest and reinvest. When the investments are going very fine, you can spend all you want.
You don't save money to spend it.
You save money to invest.