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This one is even small to compare to off, if u take the off pill, u will die and rise again after three days off in this world and if ur people don't know they may take u to morgue not knowing u took off, so if u see any youth that died pls wait for three days and if he didn't automatically returned after three days u now know he died truly. Mkpurummiri is just a child's play.

There is the one they called pussy, if u take that one, u can't talk again or move out again but u will go and hide in a pussy style for like one day or more.
Even if ur people came to take u, ur posing alone like that of non moving pussy cat will tell them u consumed pussu. Mkpurummiri is small.
The highest is off, followed by sengemenge and pussy before Mkpurummiri. I come in peace ����

BOYLOVABLE1:
Three out them doesn't don't joke with females in movies..

We were taught that a singular noun or pronoun goes with singular verb and vice versa

subzeroth:
The lady in question is not graduating to be a doctor..she is not a medical student but a medical laboratory science student.
Medical lab science students are the least disciplined among all other medical courses so I'm not really surprise

Oh...really.
I was thinking she was studying Pure Medicine

UNN recently on bad spotlight.
We are not yet done wt Mirabel Obi's twerking case, now Matric Number swapping.

Well, bad market for that student that was "illegally" given another person's Matric Number.
We will all know how she managed to graduate.

mattmogan88:
So today I was poking around in my family old stuffs when I stumbled on my grandma's wooden box. I opened it I found a lot of interesting stuffs inside. There's this small bag that contains old Nigerian currency, both note and coins. It pained me somehow because thats a cool cash back in the days.

The current value of those 5pcs of N1 notes would've bn like N50,000 or N500,000 today.

It will be wrong to expel her from school for this particular act.

Meanwhile, this girl should have better been a Theater Art or Mass Communication Student. She's too rugged and radical to be a Medical Student.
Medical students are supposed to groom themselves so well right from school so that wen at the job, even patients will have that confidence that this Doctor can treat me well.

Why will make you allow your wife to be to contribute in paying of her Bride Price?
Are you craze or you don't have shame?
You can allow your wife contribute in any other thing concerning the marriage ceremony (if need be) but not payment of her Bride Price.
Tufiakwa. God forbid.

Adebeeyi:
https://fij.ng/article/the-east-is-hot-anambra-residents-flee-state-ahead-of-election/

Cheap lying Blogger.
You won't go and scout for news. You will sit down in ur rickety house and start writing nonsense.
You went to Imo State and other States to interview people that ran away from Anambra State.
Crook.
And people have already started leaving the State for election that will be coming in the next 8 days.

Olodo24:
Painfully true. When it's a missing case, you're going to be traumatised till you die. You'll keep thinking what might have happened to your loved one. But if confirmed dead, you'll have to mourn for a period of time and then remember him/her once in a while. The pain won't last forever

Exactly.

CrownOfClay724:
Mtcheeeeew.

While I do not support the highhanded approach of the Dean, I feel all these shalaye and show-body no necessary.

If she wants to be a stripper, there are strip clubs to go to. No be to turn school to whorehouse.
There are behaviours one ought restrict to private places.

Cubana should getat if he don't know what to do with money.

If the school authority should allow such a competition to be held in the school, then they should tolerate anything that comes out of it.
This is pure victimization of the twerking student.
If they want to be fair, they should also punish the organizers and even the school officers that allowed such indecent competition.

This breaks my heart as I read through it with lots of imaginations.
If this was truly an accident, I imagine how the woman would have felt immediately they plunged into the lake.
She may have bn pushed, first by the mother to child love instinct to try reach out to her toddler to rescue her even knowing that will be impossible.
The will struggle to stay alive, but no way.
The little baby will just keep drawing the water from both mouth and nostrils into her lungs until the air their will be replaced with water.
Chaiiiii....poor pregnant woman and her toddler.
3 beautiful souls.

Well, the better side of it is that the trauma will be far reduced from the husband.
It's better you know that your family member is dead than missing.
Any face you see on the street will look like the missing person.
You will perpetually be thinking weda the person is dead or still alive somewhere.
Will you get to meet him/her any day.
This is a very serious trauma.

Sonnobax15:

Reno should be ready for more ash-tags in the future

Hash tags

Igboid:
What are you on about?
Isiagu is sowed with multiple cloth materials, even Ankara is used. The most important thing is that it has imprints of a leopard reminiscent of how our ancestors wore the hides of leopards to show valour.

Ndiigbo had our woven clothes that were pre colonial.
Google "Akwete cloth weaving".

Which kingship? You mean warrant chiefs that the British imposed on Igbos who go about today parading themselves as traditional rulers?
Igbos are Democrats, Don't let Nollywood movies deceive you. We bow to no Eze or Igwe.
You are not okay.
Which Igbo precolonial picture look malnourished?
The British described Ndiigbo as "stocky" in build.
We planted traditional cereals like "Akidi" .
Our soil type predetermined the crop type we chose as stable.

I know you are jealous of Igbo skin color.
But even the colonials noted on first arrival how significant amount of Igbos were light skinned.
In the Americas, we became known as "red Eboe".

Bros, you have educated this ignorant man enough. Let him wallow in his fo0lish ignorance.
If he wants to learn, let him drop his silly ego and you will teach him more.
Do not teach a fool who thinks he is wise else you will look like a fool too.

The people that brought this money for the ransom should be held responsible for this crime.
They took the money to Native Doctor and jazzed it and pronounced confusion, death and war on the money and whoever that will receive it before sending it to the kidnappers businessmen.

How can they be so heartless to cause the death of these three innocent businessmen?
They should be arrested and tortured.

SlyDev:
Those were the civilized tribe in those day. Smh agidi will not allow our lost tribe or Kongo Jews gree for their senior

Those were the people Britain could easily deceive and brainwashed.
Igbos knew what they were up to as at that time, hence the exclusion.
The people that were convinced for the amalgamation did not even understand what they were even told.
They were those that will always jump to their feet whenever a Whiteman's name is mentioned around them.

How much is it and where is your location?

Many Nigerians have asked if there were parties from the southern and northern Protectorate that partook in the declaration of Nigeria, or did the British on their own sign the document in the absence of the people involved?

Southern and Northern Protectorate were joined to form Nigeria in 1914. By then the nationalist we know of now were still little to know what happened. Nnamdi Azikiwe was only 10 years old, Ahmadu Bello was 4 years, Awolowo was 5 years then. Which Nigerian signed the Amalgamation document?

There were only 28 individuals involved in the forceful Amalgamation of the South and the North Protectorate. Out of the 28, only 6 were Nigerians. The rest were all British citizens. Lord lugard the first governor general led the Amalgamation (he was one the one to propose it first) and the final signature was his. Sir Kitoyi Ajasa

The six Nigerians are;


1. HRH Maiturare Sarkin Mussulumi and Sultan of Sokoto

2. Usuman Dan Maje who later became Emir of Kano

3. Sir Kitoyi Ajasa a lawyer

4. HRH Oladugbolu Alaafin of Oyo

5. HRH R Henshaw (Obong of Calabar)

6. Abubakar Shehu of Borno

These are the Nigerians present at the amalgamation. They were there ceremoniously. From the names above, you would notice that no Igbo man was present in the amalgamation of Nigeria despite the Igbos having powerful Kings like the Obi Okosi of Onitsha, Eze Nri òbalíke etc The reason is not far-fetched. The Igbos fought strongly against the British rule and they were never in support of their systems. Lagos colony was also against the amalgamation as at then.

The British were more comfortable to deal with Fulani/Northerners. The reason there were more fulani/northerners during the amalgamation. So, the saying that Northerners wants to always rule Nigeria did not just start. It was positioned so by the British. Even the location of the amalgamation was also located in the North.

Nigeria was not formed by consensus but by Force.



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dawnomike:
I see no special news in this... Been served a quit notice by the landlord is no crime, except of the landlord did so callously.

How will you see the news and inspiration in the post since you have bn so used to bad news that good news now sounds alien to you.

For me:
1. Be Christ Conscious
2. Never allow that thing you cannot do to stress you. I try my best and if truly I can't get it, I let it be. I don't worry about it. I can still get it some other time. This has made me ageless especially when compared wt my age mates.
3. Learn how to say "No". When you don't know how to say No sometimes, you'll not be able to manage your life and even any position.
Say No to that request you know will badly inconvenience you. Highest, the person will frown face for you, but you will save yourself a lot. If the person decides not to be a friend wt u any longer, congrats. You have solved (removed) one problem out from ur life.

mariahAngel:
Not to burst your bubble op, but you will hardly get the response you expect because this forum is filled with mostly bitter souls with only negative things to say about marriage.

You are very correct.
Most boys here are those that have nothing to offer.
All those NairaBet boys.
They will tell you Nigeria girls are these and that.
Those boys that want every woman to worship them even when they don't deserve it.
They want women to stick to them in a useless relationship even wen they know themselves that they don't even have any bright future.

Lollittaa:
70? Haba! Zaddy is not up to that na

Don't mind him.
RMD was born on July 6, 1961
He is 60yrs old.

benuejosh:
So this guys are actually waiting for people to talk on their behalves. This is serious!

Nigeria asked for Independence. If they need Independence, they should come and meet Buhari in Aso-Rock one on one and ask for it instead of sitting somewhere and saying we want this.

My major concern again is this, why didn't they do all of this during Jonathan's regime. This clearly pin point to the fact that they hate Buhari and every other Nigerians as far as I know. This even makes me to accurately assume that even the hike in the prices of commodity can not be far reached without the involvement of this people 90%. But we will bear it all together. United We Stand! ONE NIGERIA.

Try to at least once in a while make sense through your comments.
Go back and read this your comment.
Ask yourself if the comment sounds like one coming from with brain.
Then, advise yourself and adjust.
N.B: You may not bother thanking me.

Simran94:
How do we measure the size?

Determine your band size

While braless or wearing a non-padded bra, use a measuring tape to measure around your torso directly under your bust, where a bra band would sit. The tape should be level and very snug. Round to the nearest whole number. If the number is even, add four inches. If it's odd, add five. Your band size is the sum of this calculation. (So if you measured 32 inches, your band size is 36. If you measured 33 inches, your band size is 38.)

People were shouting that Gulder Ultimate Search (GUS) is coming back to knock off BBN.
The show is ongoing and will soon end and Nairaland is so quiet. No one is hearing about them.
Even those that like to talk bad about BBN are not even commenting on the GUS events.
Is this how the GUS will overrun the BBN?

mannatech:
Madness dey some girls body because then think say man keep them for house mean say dey go dey forget their manners anyhow.

A lady really annoyed me this morning.
I had gone to the park to board a taxi back home. The guy who was loading for the driver directed me to the taxi that was loading. An elderly guy sat at the front seat while a lady was seated by the door and she was the only one sitting at the back. Note that the drivers take three passengers at the back.
Immediately I saw how the lady sat at the door- her body language- I decided to enter from the other side but another passenger beat me to it plus I was approaching the taxi from her side to I just decided to enter through there.
The lady rather than shift to the middle came out for me to enter without any form of excuse which I found annoying.
I made my displeasure know to her but she just kept mute as if no be human being dey follow talk. I still repeated myself.this lady just start blowing out like burning charcoal, shouting at the top of her voice that "do I think she is a baby for me to treat her like that".

To make matters worse,the passengers and driver were telling me to not retaliate because na women. Na so we go continue to dey tolerate nonsense. Even na guy, I go still tell am wetin he do no correct.

She is very much right.
You only have a right to a particular seat if the bus or taxi you are boarding has the seat Nos attached to the tickets.
That woman has made a choice of where she think will be comfortable for her in the bus.
You just came around and want her to sacrifice her comfort for you. Why will she do dat?
You have to plead to her and make her see reason for that sacrifice.
It's not enough to relinquish her position to you cos you assumed the status of a man.
So stop that silly belief that women are supposed to be in the middle of a car seat while men sit at the two extremes.

Next time, come to the park on time and chose ur favourite seat first.

tsdarkside:
then why is ohaoha social club crying at buhari to dont bring them to south yeast....??

I am allergic to bad grammar.
Please, can you write better, so that I will be able to understand what you are saying.

tsdarkside:
you biafrans are crazy....you think amelika cares....??

even sef,how they wan control were the tucanos are used

Stop disgracing yourself and also stop displaying your illiteracy and ignorance publicly.
It's better you keep quiet and we assume that you're wise than opening your mouth and making us know that you're really an empty fool.

How can you believe that The U.S will not know how and where the fighter jets are bn used.
You forgot that there are T&C attached to the usage of those jets.
You also forgot that violation of the T&C will mean that the US will never assist Nigeria in any defense, war and terrorist issues.

NaijaSatanlst:
I intentionally chose this moniker for a reason, and that reason is to trigger people like you. So far, it seems to be working.

Foolish reason.
You can't take a name you truly hated.
You chose a name according to what your heart fancy.
So, stop making up silly excuse.
You are a Satanist.
Lover of Satan
Whorshiper of Satan
Believer in Satanism
Son of Satan.

Go your way, darkness like you and Son of Light like me has no connection.

Allsouls:
The 7 count charges against MNK shows that Mallami, Buhari & DSS are not educated, no wonder MNK told them in 2017 in the same high court that Buhari is mad, that his not educated enough to jail him & it's playing out.

After kiddnaping & 4 months in DSS all they could come up with are kwashiokored charges, even that he called Buhari idiot. From the charges I can see that true true Buhari is what MNK called him (idiot).

Their is no case in the charges, they will be disgraced in their own court, the same court he called Buhari mad man.

I don't think that MNK's counsel, Ifeanyi Ejiofor should be bothering himself attending to this case.
He should just hand over the case to all those fresh Law graduates doing attachment in his office to handle.
This is kindergarten case.
Those fresh Law graduates will floor Malami and the FG in this case.

Afodot0022:
Good day my fellow nairalanders. Pls pardon my typo errors and will just make this brief as i can. I need your inputs in this scenerio that is giving me some sort of concern.

I have been married for close to five years now and have two kids to it. My marriage to my wife has been ups and down but have always tried my best to be a responsible husband and also father. I ensure I take care of my home financially to my capabilities.

My wife happens to be a good wife though with her own flaws as she is not perfect. She always has the notion that am cheating on her and have a side chick. But to be honest to you guys, i have never had sex with any other woman except my wife ever since i married her. Though at times the temptation might come to catch some flings out there but will later decline such thought and abort any action have made to do it on the long run.. At times my wife will read chats I do have with some random girls and have the notion that am cheating. I know i have been wrong in this but attimes a man will want to be a man but as i said earlier, have never had sex with those girls. Just random chats that all and it doesnt go further or lead anywhere.

So it happened that me and my wife had a very serious misunderstanding recently that resulted to verbal abuse and also almost physical violence from the two of us. The last time i intended to have sex with my wife, she denied me and this had been in my mind and got me so angry towards her. So it happend that she needed my help for something and did not help, she started shouting and nagging and this got me angry and i almost hit her but i didn't. During those heated moment she started saying things about my cheating and so on. She said if am not cheating that i should swear with bible but i refuse to swear that night. Upon the following day i decided to even swear with bible that i have never had sex with any woman ever sinced i married her. I know i was innocent and i truely swear that very day to make her change her mindset and perception about me.

After the swear, something happened that makes me confused till this very day, I ask my wife to also use the Bible to swear that she had not cheated or slept with any man ever since she got married to me. Could you imagine that despite all my efforts to make my wife to swear using the bible, she refused bluntly that she will never do such. I asked her why but she insisted she is not going to swear.

This got me concerned and was asking myself why is this woman refusing to do this if truely she is innocent and doesnt have any skeleton in her compound. Her excuse was that she cant use the world of God to swear but mind you she is the one that prompted me to do such at first. I even seized her phone that if she doesnt swear i wont return the phone to her but despite my threat, my wife didn't not.

This lasted for hours and I later gave up on the quest. Ever since then have not being myself and have been thinking alot. My wife doesnt look like someone that can cheat on me cos have not seen any traces as such but with this her action, its making me to have a rethink about her.

Pls house i dont know what step to take as i need your mature advice on way forward on this issues troubling me. Every input will be well appreciated especially from married and experienced people.

Oga, don't scatter your home. It will be very difficult if not impossible to put it in order once you get it scattered.
If your wife has not given you any cause to doubt her fidelity, pls don't push her. You may end up planting a very bad seed into her head.
Trust her foolishly, but be careful.
Stop digging for something that is not there.
Make her believe that you trust her so much and you she will let her guard down which will make you figure out once she messes up.
Show her you don't trust her and she will become so careful to beat every technique u put up to catch her.

You gave your wife reasons to be angry with your behaviour and doubt your faithfulness.
She has seen all your flirting with different girls.
Telling us that you only flirt with them without sex may be difficult to believe (I'm not doubting you though).
How will you feel if you had seen those irresponsible chats on your wife's phone and she tells you that she is not having sex wt those random men? Sincerely answer this to urslf. The way you will feel in this situation is just the same way your wife is feeling about you.
All you needed to do was to calm her down, explain things to her and assured her you will never do it again that you never saw your act the same way she saw it. Stop giving us the silly excuse that you just want to be a man you are.
Irresponsibility does not define the gender, Man.

If you truly treasures your home, drop your ego and piece your issues together and rebuild the trust you had on ur wife and also make her trust u once again.

NaijaSatanlst:
I don't worship/believe in Satan. So what's your point?

......do u see how u guys make fool of yourselves just for stupid reasons.
May be you have forgotten that your Monika is NaijaSatanlst.
You purposely used "l" instead of "i".
Continue in your Satanism.