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This card trip issue is really funny to me. I see it as lack of discipline and planning on the part of the driver.

You get paid weekly so I see no reason why you should not keep money for fuel and other miscellaneous expenses.

I work on Fiverr and it takes 2 weeks after an order has been marked completed for us to get paid.

A job with 30 days delivery will mean that you get paid after 44 days, all things being equal (assuming no revision request and the buyer accepted the job on the day it was delivered).

Now, we have to wait for the funds to accumulate before initiating withdrawal so the money can be tangible.

So, we might have opportunity of withdrawing between 2-3 times in a month depending on how much sales we make daily.

I prefer card trip whenever I am driving on ehailing than cash as there are no issues of change or rider absconding with your money.

Drivers should please learn financial disciple and stop rejecting card trips.

Asking for destination is understandable because of so many factors. One of mine is even not taking a request too far from my house when it's getting late or when I have decided to stop working for the day but just need one more trip closer to my house.

Kingdemu:
E dey leak fuel somewhere. How car wey u no move from 2days ago go reduce fuel by one bar? Even my Nokia 3310 no dey reduce one bar in just 2days. Solution: You need to repaint the car.

No, I think Op needs to change the rear light. I suspect the light when he applied the brake at his parking lot after buying the fuel removed the one bar.

How dare the car do that

The sequence of good testimonials from this company calls for a great concern.


Suddenly, all of you that hardly frequent this section are following each other line by line in giving good testimony about the company

Husband would have been a suspect if the pregnancy occurred after one year of cohabitation

She needed someone to take care of her and the unborn baby. That's being mischievous you know.

Kai! Who doesn't know what it takes to take care of a new born baby.

4/6 (old system)

airsaylongcom:
100% sure that your due date is 26th? If you are in the new plan, Did you get a receipt printed or emailed to you?. The receipt clearly states the Date your investment was confirmed. An investor was at the office yesterday claiming that their due date was 27th and they didn't get an alert. Checks on the system showed their date was actually 23rd. Customer logged into the banking app to see ₦270k ROI sitting pretty in their account. After all the mayhem and threat of "I will bring down this office", customer didn't know how to apologise

I will continue to sing MBA praises till the end of time!

Xbee007:
The beta version was launched in June 2016.
https://forum.fiverr.com/t/fiverr-promoted-gigs/83656

Right but that's just the beta version which lasted for few weeks just for testing purpose. There are several other features Fiverr rolled out that we don't see again after the beta phase.

So, it is safe to say the actual launch is recently. Unless you want to tell me that you know a seller who has been using it since 2016/17 or you have ever seen a promoted gig on Fiverr before now.

Xbee007:
I googled it and it isn't a new feature. It has been around since 2017.

Even on my account, it's having the "new" tag.

Xbee007:
I googled it and it isn't a new feature. It has been around since 2017.

This is a new feature bro. I don't know where you got your info from. Can you provide the link?


Look at this press release dated 20th July, 2020.

Or are you sure we are talking about the same feature?

https://www.fiverr.com/news/promoted-gigs-launch

Dayray93:
Please what's it all about?

I saw your mail. I will answer you here.

It's like Google pay per click ad. You pay Fiverr to feature your gig on the front page. You pay per click on your gig ad.

This is a new feature and is only available to selected sellers. I will snap it on my computer and share here.

They are even offering me some free credit to test the ad but I ain't buying into it yet. At least, not when my gig is still receiving organic traffic.

euniq:
Guys be careful of this moniker Vhickyvinc.
His phone numbers are 0902.637 0447 and 07087526289 and he will keep creating more.
He uses this account number: 0783157270 ABIOLA BALOGUN Access Bank.

I was not careful enough. I thought checking time registered and running a search of all his details was enough.. But I was wrong.

He is a SCAMMER!!!

Always do your due diligence pls guys. And no amount is too small to use escrow.

It seems they now buy old nairaland account for scam or there's a way to backtrack the registered date.

That's how one that registered since 2009 scammed someone with fake dollar sell.

Nairaland is not safe for business without escrow

Guys are back. Anyone tried that Fiverr promoted gig thing?

How is it? Any luck?

okezman:
4/6 ROI safely landed due date 22nd. There was a long delay for the first time since I joined mba but all I can say is it ended in praises.

Which branch did you invest in

Acrobatics01:
You're DIRTY!
How's your sex escapades related to either what you quoted or the OP's questions?

E pain nam

Myrage2:
Unlike Reno, I'd like to help single moms But If you need my help, you have to open those legs wide, since you know how to open it wella
without thinking of the after effect.

One is on my fuckinggg roll now.

Nothing goes for nothing.

If you can give it to your irresponsible baby daddy, why would you deny me that?

Shortyy:
So vile. Humanity is lost.

Middle finger �

Oracle20:
I understand you. But I'm not so strong on those things because I believe non of them is core to Christianity. The issue of accompanying me to any Church function, we are discussing that now.
[
quote author=janvier27 post=95382014]From experience I'll give you three examples of what not to expect from her if really she's one: She'll never utter the words 'merry christmas' to you on christmas neither will she partake in the celebrations; She'll never utter 'happy birthday' to you on your birthdays; She will not join you to enter any other church for any celebrations for any of your family members. For those comparing JW to Muslims, truth is that Muslims are more tolerant. Yes, jws appear more friendly, but it ends there.

The closest I got to Jehovah Witness was dating a strong member back then in Uniben.

The girl goes for preaching and I will intercept her along the way and drag her to my house to fuckkk.


The girl na from Akwa Ibom. Gets wet so easily by a mere sight of me. I think she liked me then but I only liked her kitty Kat.

We broke up when I left Benin for my youth service.

You were a good girl ZION!

InfernoNig:
Na lie. Na ritual he dey do

Everything is not ritual you know.

People have different sexual fantasies and cravings.

Some people like them older women, some younger, etc.

My sister shared similar experience with me.

That time, she was studying for her midwifery exam at UBTH, so she goes to Uniben classrooms to read.

A student approached her with so much confidence wooing her.

My sister with her heavy pregnancy had to ask the student while he wants to date her and his response is from the gigolo point of reason.

Actually, the reasons vary.

tobechi74:
Some women hate the stress husband give. It is choice

So no need expecting pity.
Women will never pity you no matter the circumstance but they're very quick to seek sympathy.


Have you ever tried joining the road or traffic in front of a female driver?


Comedian Buchi made a joke about this. He told women that someone overtaking them while driving doesn't mean the person has overtaken their destiny... Lol.


Please, single mothers should stop seeking for sympathy and woman up to their responsibility.

Karleb:
There is this girl who was my colleague in secondary school, this girl has 2 kids and till now she can't point to one guy as the father of either of the kids.

She had multiple sperm donors.

The kids are with her parents.

She languishing in poverty and I have no sympathy for her.

When they are tear rubber, their shakara is to high heavens.

It's only when they become after one that you will see that all those shakara are for nothing but just emptiness.

Fuckinggg irresponsible guys and turning around to expect pity and help.

Mahoti:
How about the so called partner told you to leave the pregnancy but at the end he left you.
If you know a single mother struggling,there is no harm in helping her.
I am a single mother,a graduate and a makeup artist.

You guys are lucky the world has evolved.

Back in the days, being a single mother (called ime okwa or ime mkpuke in Igbo) is an automatic ticket to getting married to an old man in his 60s who lost his wife or an old woman looking to marry to have children and preserve the family lineage.

Single mothers cannot point at their baby daddy and you will see a responsible man.

You enjoy dating irresponsible guys and when they impregnate you, you expect the good guys to have pity on you?

No and never.

I have many of them begging to come and cook for me so I can pay them but they're never in my selection list.

Any treatment you get as a single mother is the consequence of your actions so you should live with it.

addexx:
Why not use airtel and enjoy your life

.
I was a fan of Smile when their data was expensive and good until it became cheap and bad.

Spectranet is a no go area in my apartment. I even had their engineer come to my apartment to check it and the guy advised that I should return the modem.

Currently managing Airtel 6gb for 1500 which was trying until this protest time.

northbird:
Net income is after tax is deducted. Agreed.

I'm interested in d take home, cos fuel is an input you expend going forward, in accounting, else, it would amount to double counting, it must be reimbursed back cos it didn't come out from d thin air.

So your Net in the Uber/taxify parlance should be

Net income = Gross income - Commission - Fuel used

If you are to deduct fuel money which is a variable cost, you should as well deduct the cost of the car which is a fixed cost in the weekly/monthly earnings because the car depreciates as you drive it and should have a lifespan assigned to it at which it will no longer be suitable to use for ehailing.

northbird:
nobody is interested in gross earnings, we r interested in the actual money you can possibly take home

And that will happen in 8 straight weeks.

You r a damn good analyst. Where did the 50k bonus come from.?

In 8 straight weeks, you won't fix a car you flog 6 days/ week. No car issues. . You better wake up to reality, Uber is a side hustle.

Cos all the projections you made up there is pure dust.

Wait a minute, were you not d same guy that cudnt forgo 2k n had to brave the odds to drive during curfew around 3.30am @ mega chicken ? ,

Infact, you told us you had no shishi on you to square the MIB., that they took your vehicle to d station.

, if ur projections r valid, then you wudnt have had dt experience

D question still stands, how will 800k emerge in 8 weeks. . From a tasking job such as driving around Lagos. ?

Net earning is calculated for a salary earner as Salary after tax.

Net earning for an Uber driver is money left after commission.


Fuel, recharge card, feeding, etc., although are cost incurred in the course of doing the work, they are not fixed and should not be deducted at the face value in calculating net income.

If you factor these in, then we are looking at what is left as savings.

A worker living at Ikorodu and works at Lekki incurs transportation cost, feeding cost, recharge card, medical bills, etc., yet when you ask him about his net income, he will tell you what the employer hands over to him at the end of the month.

That's the reason the person is working in the first place. To foot these bills.

Whatever is left as savings afterwards is relative to the individual.

This is where variables like the type of car one uses, the place you live, the driving times (surge hours), the risk appetite (very important in this job), etc., come to play to determine the overall take home.

davit:
Some don't actually consider all factors before choosing moniker on Nairaland.

He deliberately chose to be tribalistic.

But that's up to him. Funnily, the people he was tagging might be from the same tribe he's referring to their kinsman as goat.

There's God!

kanuisagoat:
Hello Drivers

Presently having issues completing my registration Bolt. I have gone for inspection and gotten an inspection report and also completed the online verification. When I tried to sign up on the driver app, image 1 was the message I got. I tried doing the registration from scratch and got image 2.

How do I proceed from here?

In the midst of uncertainty, I will answer you.

You need to wait for a confirmation email from them. Until then, you can't do anything.

Don't try signing up again or using a different email to do so.

You know the situation of things in Lagos right now so don't expect a quick response.

All ehailing apps are currently shut down so are their offices.

Network connections is fu_king slow and all so chill.


PS:

Looking at your username though...

Sad days

debosalau:
Waiting on for your continuation...

What are the criteria stated to the agents for the house hunt?

No criteria other than to collect their "urgent" 2k and then start taking you to some God forsaken places.

Or places that are three times your budget. And when you get tired, your money is gone.

The most difficult part of house hunting is that 2k to 3k that agents collect to go and show you some dilapidated houses.

Lagos is not worth it

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