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Also! I read somewhere that Jonathan's Campaign funds were finding their way offshore - there any credible sources to this or is it just another rumour?

If it's true then this kitchen is getting very heated indeed!

Deltagiant:
Seun, even though your mum lived a life like this, you shouldn't have glorified it by showing a picture of her with indian hemp. It should have been painful to you seeing your mum looking this, like a.... Just wondering if you'd want your child to see his/her mum one day in that form. Most successful stars the world over have moved on and away from this mentality. Not cool.

Most successful stars like who?

It's a brilliant photo. Why should he be ashamed of her? She's not a pastor or an Alfa or alhaja Gan self. Not everyone is going to appreciate this BT you have no right to tell him what to be ashamed of kmt.

Absolutely not. The constitution doesn't even allow it. Their focus should be problem areas. Which ideally should be excluded. If we're using the military to police what will we use the police for? Besides they have more important things to worry about.

Police and anti riot teams are more than enough. The police should also ideally have choppers for monitoring.

There's an African country, I've forgotten which one. Anyways, they don't have these problems. Mainly because they don't tolerate them. If you kidnap anyone the kidnapper and the kidnapped will be blasted together. The message being 'don't do it again' seems to work well for those guys, though I've forgotten which county. Might be morroco.. . .Egypt? Somewhere like that.

Everyone sees it for what it is, doesn't stop us from enjoying it! Ana the slowpoke Chris the freak. Still a good book

chisom101:
Pls Anty babyosisi,I saw this massage in my husband phone last week my eyes have seen my ear,been crying since then .see the message below.

(My dalin how are u,start comin I miss ur hot dick can't wait to suck ur lovely dick ,this time I will cum inside ur mouth , ur tongue can do a lot of wonders, I want u to suck my pussy like never before. then I will Bleep u till u cum.am wet pls start comin)

I'm trying hard not to laugh, this isn't meant to be funny. . . . .

emiye:
The number of votes must not exceed the accredited number of voters(number of approved cards by card readers), as the numbers accredited will be sent to a central database with INEC. The era of someone standing somewhere and thumb printing unused ballot papers is virtually eradicated.

This is good. Now we have moved to the era of arresting opposition leaders and harassing known members. Did Inec give any solutions to this in light of #Ekitigate?

PVC sounds good but its essentially useless if people cannot actually vote¿

obasy09:
This is how it works bro.
Two processes are involved. The processes are:
1. Authentication
2. Verification

Authentication has to do with confirmation of the genuiness of the card u present for voting. How does it work? The card is placed beneath the card reader, within about 3 seconds, the card is read and confirmation made to the genuiness of the card (even if the card is not meant for the polling unit). This confirms that INEC issued the card and not a cloned one. Note that u can only used the card to vote at a poling unit if it has been configured for that polling unit even if the machine 'says' it is a genuine card. Once the card is not meant for a polling unit, the machine detects and refer the owner to its proper polling unit. If the machines fails to read the card reader at all, it is deamed fake and will not be allowed for voting anywhere. After Authentication, comes verification.
2. Verification: This refers to detecting whether you are the rightful owner of the card. It is the next step after authentication and having confirmed that the card is meant for the poling unit. You will be required to place one of your ten fingers on a fingerprint reader interface on the machine, once the machine recognises/read successfully any of your ten fingers and your facial appearance confirmed to match, u are deemed verified. In case the card reader failed to read your finger prints but your facial appearance and othe information on the card are verified to match on the machine and manual voters register, you will be allowed to vote. This rare case will be treated in a form named 'Incidental form'.

Thank you.

Thank you.

Once this has taken place how do you then cast your actual vote? (Sorry if its obvious) but does it then return to the traditional paper and ballot or is there now an electronic means as well?

Is the purpose of he PVC to ensure the number of eligible voters tallies with the actual votes?

Seun:
They have done just a few field tests and those tests were "over" 90% successful. He feels comfortable that these card readers can be used. But they cannot be perfect. Some of them will not work. Only 500 of the card readers (0.03% of the total) have failed. Their agreement with parties is that if the card reader fails during accreditation, then they will try and replace it, and the time lost will be added for accreditation. But if they cannot replace it on time, and they don't see why they can't because there will be redundancies in every ward, the elections will be postponed until the next day and there will be no revertion to manual voting otherwise it's guaranteed that the card readers will be sabotaged.

I read somewhere there's 3009 polling units with slightly more PVC readers 500 is nearing 20% and not 0.03 of the total. Which is significant.

@op has anyone asked about battery failures? I also read the reader doesn't last more than 6 hours and apparently its required for 10?? And polling units with large numbers? And of course what happens when it doesn't work and who decides? Or does eot cover all that?

I've missed it

So how does it work. Do you then take the PVC and cast your vote? Or is it still ballot box and paper? Because Fayose can still seize it in the bushes and stuff it ooo?

anonimi:
Moving from this in 1985:


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to this in 2015 after five years of dedicated and committed steady progress:


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Would you also agree that it is achievement

I'm sure those steam trains even got people to thier destinations faster in 85 than they do now almost 30 years later.

Please have you compared the amount spent on this project with the amounts spent in other countries where labor and materials cost considerably more? I swear even the trains in Cuba make more sense than the pile of crap this man has again plagued us with.

No its not an achievement, not even for a minute.

Please does anybody know if its remotely possible to salvage this mans failed rail project and convert it to something with better speed and quality?

anonimi:
Na true you talk o jare.

Performance get LEVELS.

- N160 billion World Bank loan
- paparazzi inspection of aloku scrap Toronto trains since 2011.
- meanwhile Fashola's trains never still reach Lagos

However, the scientific duo of Dr. Goodluck Ebele Jonathan and Arch. Namadi Sambo are progressively transforming the railways.




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Come and choose your punishment.

It takes FIVE HOURS to get from Lagos to Ibadan!! What kind of nuisance are you flooding us with! What kind of achievement. It takes TWO HOURS TOPS by road in heavy traffic! What exactly about this is an achievement! I can be in Marrakech by road by the time someone gets to Kaduna!

Kmt!

Hmmm maybe the Nigerian law doesn't stop criminals from running public office.

That's something that needs to change. We should be less focused on their certificates (most of which are fake) and more focused on their history of malpractice which holds them accountable not only by legal standards but ethical and professional ones too.

Does anybody know what the private jet craze is all about? Im sure each journey costs no less that £10000 so its definitely not financially wise nor economically sensible.

Is it because getting from a - b in Nigeria is hell? But I thought there are currently reliable domestic carriers?

Not that knowing makes any difference but it will be less heartbreaking to learn there is some form of sense contributing to government agencies throwing money down the drain like this.

Bekwarra:
"Appeal Court upholds Fayose’s election."
APC guys can take their audio recording to Don
Jazzy,let him add beat 4 dem,so dey can enjoy it

No appeal court in the world will uphold that disgrace of an election.

Asiwaju9ja:
Obanikoro must be rewarded for his Ekiti delivery. But GEJ sha! Come March this man must stop insulting Nigerians with his ineptitude.

Gbam!

Either nl has changed or I'm far to old for this. . . dear o dear

Omg I saw this and almost fell out of my seat when I read the comments!! Nigerians are bloody wicked! Lmfao! Dwarf you know!

Hmmm. Does cheating on your spouse make you a bad person. Some think no.

People make mistakes apparently. What arrant nonsense. Which part of it was a mistake? Swapping numbers with lustful intentions, meeting in a discreet place. The kiss? Undressing? Swapping body fluids? I'd like to hear from a cheater how exactly the mistake played out.

Yes cheating does make you bad for relationships, not to say you can't be good at some things. But it will definitely take away trustworthy, honesty, faithfulness and reliability from your characteristics.

Dapo777:
Being a girl comes with a lot of burden, sincerely I feel for the girls. Is it the menstral pains? Labour pain?inferiority complex? Ectesera .
Okay let's get to the crux of the matter.

There are things guys do that are seen as normal but if a girl tries it, she would be castigated. So lucky I am not a girl.
There are things that are natural to men that girls wish was applicable to them too.

1)Being able to Bleep as many girls as he desires:
Girls secretly wish they could also Bleep as many guys as they desire but because they would be tagged LovePeddler and be treated badly and insulted by people ,they decide to let their desire burn within them. So sad.

This. Not soo much that a woman can't smash - just that when she wants to she has to wait for the dude to approach.

In a perfect world a woman can approach a dude and be like 'hey we should smash' and smashing they will with no repercussions

deji68:
i listened to the tape. real waste of time...summary....in the tape is an angry Fayoshe, complaining that the security arrangement was skewed in the favour of the opposing party, issue bordering on arresting his supporters and issue of "ecomog" from oshun state by the opposing party....The Brig general trying to ward off the accusation and saying he is doing his best,...Caleb and Koro saying they are in Ekiti for successful conduct of the election.....i missed the rigging part, is there a part two?......Lies

ERM no1 what business does a candidate have summoning and threatening the military who are meant to be keeping peace?

No2 you didn't hear where they said they had materials from inec? What for? To pray on it?

Fayose requesting the arrest of his opposition?

Restricting the movement of non PDP members with stickers?

He was upset his men were disarmed. Why are PDP officers being armed in he first place? To shoot innocent people like he has done before!

Obanikoro requesting their bribe?

Seriously!!! Is it the education in Nigeria or what that makes people this daft.

mutter:
Five years is a long time to keep yourself and him hanging

A man can learn how to kiss. If he is a good man, then he is indeed a gift from God.
When he goes to the US he can also find his feet, other men have done so before him.
You probably get tired of him because he is in a disadvantageous position compared to you.

I started crying from the inside.

'A man can learn how to kiss' when I've finished crying I'll start to think about how I feel about this.

*crying**laughing* *dying*

I've really missed this. . . . . *continues to cry* *thumbs up*

T3amo

Sounds like a mail order husband. *drake voice* don't do it please don't do it!

No men where you live? Where do you live?

A birdy birdy says she's done plastic surgery now. Anyone with recent pix confirming this??

Shollypopzz:
*Screaming*!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Queensmith?? Like the queensmith??!!!!!!!

Girrrl!!! You have been missed! Hope you're back for real! What an awesome surprise

the queensmith you know! lol

omg. . . . . .'why didn't you use postinor' and 'find another man'?? Seriously? 'if he loves you he will help you'?

smh - it's shameful.

@op I really hope you get the right legal advice - maybe if you google child support in Nigeria or so you'll find a starting point at least. Also there should be independent organisations or charities that can help you with little or no charge.

The borrowed money (which he owes and should pay) aside, you do need to try and find a way to support yourself and your child. Sounds like your babies daddy isn't one to be relied on. I know employment is hard back home, you really have to start assuming you will be solely responsible. I pray you get the help you need I really feel for you.

maestroferddi:
I can see that you have been brainwashed by APC puppeteers so much so that you keep parroting away incoherence without applying your faculties.

I have no time to wasting trying to re-orientate a man visibly set in his ways...

You're a slowpoke

maestroferddi:
Your ignorance is enough to cause national embarrassment...

Let us know who conducted your so-called forensic analysis and under whose supervision.

Abeg stop talking like a stark illiterate...

I cannot even begin, is this the love of Jonathan? You support him with blind love my friend. Which you do at your own peril, but don't deny what is glaringly obvious. You insult the victims of his atrocities, those which have been denied justice, a decent life and democracy.

If you listened to the tape and interview with Sagir Koli you will be able to gather the facts for yourself.

Those mentioned in the tape that Fayose wanted picked up - all if not most were picked up that night, some had their families harassed by military men midnight.

Journalists with passes were arrested and driven to state lines, Fayemi the incumbent received a flimsy number of votes even within his home town. APC members were harassed! It wouldn't have even been the first time Fayose has used thugs to win elections!

Kolis 15 yr old brother was arrested, starved and chained to a bed! This was witnessed by his classmates and others that stayed in barracks in Ibadan!

Please tell me if the events in the tape didn't happen why have the Nigerian army committed all the above atrocities? I'm sure if the world hadn't seen the effects of BH you will be here denying them too! Didn't Jonathan even deny attacks up until Amnesty had to take satellite images to prove it?

Why should an international agency have to tell you what is happening in your own countries borders? Seriously? kmt. Please get out of here with your own ignorance.

@topic - of course Jonathan won't investigate it, he will be investigating himself. we thank God his antics didn't work in Osun, this election people need to be extra vigilant, take photographs of funny business and immediately post it online. Hopefully Sagirs situation has resonated within the army ranks and officers are empowered enough to reject rubbish! They are not puppets for political use they are meant to protect Nigerians which they are currently doing very poorly.

in a country run by a very petty opposition government, i doubt the newspapers will forget to report on something this scandalous! They sure as hell spend plenty of time making less ridiculous accusations.

yes nau, in dry season when no booty cometh!

How can people be happy about this? This isn't a victory? There is no excuse for this nonsense! It wasn't decided yesterday that elections were meant to hold on the 14th! He's had more than enough time to prepare!

Aegon:
Don't mind that attention seeker. Soyinka and Achebe didn't seek attention like this. They are the true intellectuals, This strange woman is just an usurper.

Her epistle was rather bizarre - couldn't figure whether she was criticizing GEJ or praising him . .. . . ..probably her intentions. . . .