₦airaland Forum

mickyeddi:
Using Vaseline or some sort of lubricant is a common practice. It simulates more accurately actual sex. The penis slides in and out of the vagina during sex. When you masturbate without lubricant you're gripping it tight and that's not the way most vagina's hold on to one. Not usually anyway. The woman can tighten and loosen that area but it also produces it's own lubricant.
Vaseline is a mess to clean up. It is the best thing to use that you would normally have around the house but it's as messy as Vaseline. Some guys like to use baby oil or lotion but it tends to sink into the skin of both your hand and your penis and has to be continuously reapplied. The main reason for using lube is because it feels good and you can enjoy it for a longer period of time. If you try it you'll probably never go back to doing it the old way. They actually make special water soluble cream just for masturbation. If you can find it, one product is the best. It's called Menscream and it's available mostly in sex shops or on line.

Exactly what do you do for a living?

eleojo23:
Don’t use disease prevention to sell the idea of promiscuity.

No one suggested that. Must you be promiscuous to 'erupt'.

The Pope won't like this report.

tosag:
You think Wike has any chance of remaining on that seat with Buhari in power? The card readers has shown the River state election to be fraud. Once the tribunal sits, expect Wike to be Omehiad out of power.

Then what happens.

free2ryhme:


Fayose has spent the last one year ranting everywere, he has done nothing meaningful in ekiti state, apart from robbing the people to buy them some grains of rice. Only time will tell. FYI, this GEJ that was loved by all in 2011, was boothed out of office by the same people who loved him in the past...take note; political love is wicked

And the same thing can and eventually will happen to the APC over time. That is the reality of politics.

This is just not right. When a party loses power, responsibility should be shared across all leadership and everyone should go, Jonathan included. Obasanjo hanging around was a major impediment to the PDP after he left office. One is not suggesting that Jonathan resigns politics and leaves the party but the BoT Chair is too front and centre and his presence too distracting and perhaps divisive. It may hinder the party from attracting the quality top level membership it needs to bounce back swiftly and assuredly. If the party hopes to re-invent itself it has to make a clean break and Jonathan won't offer that with so much baggage coming from his past rule.

gabicon:
i don't think he is trying to make excuses, i think he is trying to prepare us for whats coming i.e tight budget, tight monetary policies, high taxation. the gej government wasted a lot of money and incurred huge debts to the tune of $60 billion even with the oil boom at the time that is not to mention the amount of uncompleted projects the new administration has inherited. so its more of a call to tighten ones belt and a little patience to stabilize the economy.

So what about States. Are they not heavily indebted too across party lines.....during oil boom years. What is your honest take on that. Will Ambode have to lament Fashola's massive debts incurred during 'boom years'?

Oh deary deary. I just love this democracy thing. Like footy, one week you are winning, the next you are losing and losing it.

Don't shout too much if you know you will not be able to do much about it lest the political zombies smell blood and tear you apart.

cramjones:
I read about the pay scale of bankers in Nigeria with deep and utter sadness. I haven't been able to sleep since I read the stories on Nairaland, for I have been deeply disturbed. Prior to these articles, I erroneously thought that entry level bankers earn nothing less than 120k, but I was very wrong! My nephew is banker, but he keeps asking me to send him money. I joke about it, albeit ignorantly, not knowing his pay is that of a slave.

Fellow Nigerians, granted we have over 50 million unemployed youths, nevertheless should we accept to be slaves in our own country? What will a young man full of life and energy do with 24k/month or $110 per month. I can remember many times I have spent such an amount one night on a family dinner. This is not fair and must be stopped! We must task the incoming administration to review our labor laws. It is unacceptable for a graduate working in a multibillion dollar coporation as a banker to earn less than $4/day.

Instead of trekking from pillar to post, do something about it! I would like to urge all youths to use the power of social media and spread the word. We must start that way. I will do my part by telling the C-in-C to tackle this slave labor head on. Not just the banks, but we must have enforcable laws that all employers of labor must abide to. Little wonder why Kelechi and Kayode are doing drugs in Indonesia. Little wonder why Ifeoma, Kabiru and Femi are drowning in the mediterranean trying to cross to Europe. We must put an end to modern day slavery, wickedness and greed!

You have all taken the right step by revealing it. Now make it popular and we will work on the one-on-one side. This must stop!

-CramJones

Instead of using/directing your initiatives at the youth with ideas to put them to work in a country that produces nothng in the midst of so much want, the 'one trick poniness' in you will it see beyond, wait for it.......of course government, yet again, government again and again and again. Because you too has a sense of entitlement.... so government ought to do or the youth will simply die.

Tessyo30:
I tow ur line... except 4 d name calling sha ooo...

You are in luck for I was going to use more colourful language to describe such a person. But it all boils down to what we say about Nigerians....lazy, irresponsible, apt to handover their destinies to government/politicians, pastors/churches, and in this case employers...then turn round to blame those people, those institutions that slave drive them.

When they look at developed countries with envy, little do they realise that the drivers of prosperity are the people who take on enterprise, bear the hardship, scorn the shame, weigh the risks and drive for success. What do they think the typical proverbial 'American Dream' is all about....working for MacDonalds or for the Pentagon.

America has more natural resources, more oil and gas than most OPEC countries, only second to Russia in coal reserves, same from almost all metals and minerals yet you will never know because their resources underground is not a major yardstick by which they measure their wealth or productivity. They don't have the sense of entitlement that the average Nigerian has who consciously or sub-consciously thinks that because this country pumps out 2 million barrels of oil a day they are entitled to good roads, 24 hrs electricity, cheap fuel, free education, free meals in school, unemployment benefits and million naira jobs in banks so that they may get married, reproduce like rabbits and live happily ever after. Life is not like that.

The truth is that Nigeria is a poor country on account of low productvity, on account of the 'entitlement mentality'. Nigerians are waiting for someone else to prosper them. It won't happen. Go out and create your wealth and lifestyle of you taste. Leave the banks alone. They pay what they can afford.

Idrismusty97:
What's the difference anyway? One is armed the other isn't, in fact i advise more armed robbers to turn to pastors. Pastorprenuership is a very lucrative business, there is an enmass poll of gullible people to tap from.

So it will have been better for him to continue to rob and kill because of your morbid fear of christianity. For your information Christianity is not just another religion, it is life itself. It is the power to change a man to what he and others will never have expected. The man was dead in sins and has come alive again in Christ and is bringing others to life with his message and that life means joy and peace. Peace that can never be taken away from him and those around him. Much more joy and peace than your religion can ever dream of offering. We are satisfied with the God we serve and the way He goes about doing things to the betterment of all humanity.

Urgh!! I can imagine the stench of unwashed bodies masked by cheap cologne.

BabaOshe:
Both Chairman and Deputy are Northerners?


There's God ooh!

Hmmm. There is a reason it is called Northern Governors Forum. I'm also scratching my head to know why.....

oyb:
These ignorant jokers have still not learnt anything. They keep showing the rest of the world they are not fit to do business with. Keep fueling your reputation has high risk rentiers.

You just don't get it. They are not looking for oil. They are not looking for investment. They are not looking for business. They are the business. It is Nigeria that badly needs the oil, the money, the investment. You see, this is the tragedy called Nigeria that the supposedly brilliant people west and north fail time and again to realise. Ownership begets responsibility and sacrifice. Shareholders are more likely to do the necessary things to make an enterprise grow than employees. In the Nigerian political power industry the South appears subservient. What makes you think they care about the family silver. Their brief and rocky adventure into political power through GEJ has shown them there lies no benefit in central government.

With all that has happened since independence and particularly over the last 5 years I don't think Nigeria should expect anything from the south. The state should just continue running roughshod over its constituents and brace for the worst. Something has to give.

ilugunboy:
If you try to create more mess for the incoming administration to add to the financial quagmire the outgoing admin is leaving for Nigerians.....be ready for some rough time from the new government.

Check my posts. I once warned of the dangers of regime change through violence, social disorder, subterfuge and economic sabotage. It happened against the out-going regime and we know Nigerians have a penchant for quickly reproducing negativity. The unfortunate terminology of 'making ungovernable' may have come to stay but not in this case. This is purely socio-economic not political.

theV0ice:
@the bold, don't you think it's also Mr Jadesinmi's prerogative to site his investment in an environment where he feels it's safe and better for his operations? remember he's a private citizen and the FG didn't give him a dime to establish it.

before LADOL was set up, Oil companies used to send these projects outside Nigeria. Is Lagos not closer to you in the ND than taking the project to say a place like Aberdeen or Florence? What i expected GEJ to do is encourage the young ND guys he's empowered financially to set up something similar in bayelsa then get the oil majors to give them some of the contracts that emanate from the industry from time to time. I'll be very surprised if no ND youth works at LADOL which is 1000 times better than the Asari example i used.

Not asking a man to move his life's work at a whim just to tell your people you remember them when he was on sleeping and dulling mood for the 5 years of his presidency.

Asari like a lot of other Nigerians have businesses abroad like you said which is why we shouldn't frustrate a Nigerian who sites his investment in Nigeria even if it's not in the ND

Thanks for your civility by the way

He doesn't feel safe building it in the Niger-Delta. Why. Because of agitation. What causes agitation....the likes of what he is doing. The government is trying to break up that viscious cycle, you give reasons for it to continue. This country just doesn't have a future, yet.

EMANY01:
Well better no investment in nigeria as a whole but any new investment in the oil and gas industry of nigeria outside of the ND is at major and verifiable risk when the time comes to position it or use it in the ND SIMPLICITA.
THE WAYO DON DO.SAY WE NO TALK NO MEAN SAY WE BE MUGU.NO BE SAY WE NO GO SCHOOL NO BE SAY WE NO NO BOOK.

THAT REFINERY IF IT GETS BUILT IN LAGOS HAD BETTER BUY CRUDE FROM THE INTERNATIONAL MARKET OUTSIDE OF THE NIGER DELTA.EXCEPT THEY HIT CRUDE IN LAGOS THEN GOOD FOR THEM.

If the fools had left it in ondo as originally conceived we would not have said a word ,but in keeping with their sense of entitlement they sabotaged that and diverted it to lagos.
We are waiting......

Refineries can be sited anywhere. They are not production facilities.

MayorofLagos:
This reaction gives legitimacy to opposing grounds who see increasing terrorism and new threats from Lower Niger as a real risk against new investments.

The IYC is absolutely right to demand for the works to be moved to the Delta. Machinery for use in Lagos are not fabricated in Portharcourt. To develop the region there must be sustained affirmative action but anyway we don't need anymore investment in oil and gas more than a heroin addict needs more investment in new poppy fields. Lagos should encourage and attract investments in other industries. Enough big oil. Get off the addiction now.

jaybee:
BUT HAS ANYONE DECLARED THAT HE WILL NOT PERFORM BECAUSE OF THE BAD SITUATION? THESE PEOPLE ARE ONLY TELLING THE CORRECT SITUATION OF THINGS AS OPPOSED TO THE "PROSPERITY" PROPAGANDA OF PDP.

APC GOVERNMENT IS EVER READY TO PERFORM AND BE SEEN PERFORMING IRRESPECTIVE OF THE CURRENT BAD SHAPE OF THE COUNTRY.

THESE ARE JUST SITUATION REPORTS, NOT EXCUSES. THEY ARE NOT YET THERE. WHEN THEY GET THERE ON 29TH MAY 2015, AND REFUSED TO PERFORM, THEN YOU HAVE THE MORAL RIGHT TO SAY THEY ARE GIVING EXCUSES. THE CAMPAIGN PROMISES WERE MADE BASED ON NIGERIA'S ECONOMIC POTENTIALS AND NOT BECAUSE SOME MONEY IS THERE TO SPEND.

Okay. But you now agree the party is over and its time to go home and nurse the hangover. The lovey dovey days of the APC are long gone. Its defensive till 2019. Politics is easy, governance, now that's another matter.

There is no good, better or best. Just what the Spirit is saying to the Church that matters. Much more important than what is said by whom is what is received and implanted by the Spirit of God so I often tell Christians to embrace the Word of God by whomsoever speaks it even a donkey if God so chooses. I have been inspired by almost all of them I have had the priviledge of hearing in church, on the radio, satellite t.v., books and mags and so forth. I am a missioned man. God can reach me by whoever He chooses. My heart is always open.

zomby:
There is no way Buhari will be able to function effectively, efficiently, accordingly and fairly as the head of state if people like Tinubu are allowed to be hanging around or involved in making critical decisions.

Tinubu has done well for his country, but we must not forget that Nigeria is on her knees today because of the shady activities of folks like Tinubu... And to be fair, it isn't just Tinubu, there are many other entities lingering around Buhari that should be sent home.
There will never be a new Nigeria or the change that we've asked for with our votes, if these people are allowed to be involved at any level.
New Nigeria deserves new people with new mentality and new ideas.

Now is the time for Tinubu to be wise enough to count his enormous blessings and stay home...anything else will bring him down (just like Saddam Hussain or Gadaffi that thought they were bigger than God); step aside while your star still shines.

You must be joking. You need Tinubu more than ever to check the excesses of Buhari if you really want to see that change you talk about. I know what you are thinking but believe me it doesn't work that way. Buhari alone cannot deliver. He has major, major flaws primarily that he is an authoritarian, meaning he cannot get people to work. He needs a mobiliser like Tinubu. Forget all the crowd in the north around Buhari. What you see are merely ethno-religious folks who don't give a penny about good governance as long as their man is there to protect their interests.

musicwriter:
There're too many people that want to or would control Buhari. OBJ, Tinubu, Amechi, Atiku, Northern oligarchs. The sad news is Buhari is very vulnerable to these people. Too many interest groups will spoil his regime, even if himself is a nice man. Because one man does not make a crowd.

So you can now understand what democracy is all about. They rode to victory on the back of Buhari's anti-corruption mantra knowing fully well that they would not follow him all the way to Jerusalem and certain death in 2019 when reputations will all be in tatters.

My friend read my lips. Democracy is a game of numbers. The state of Nigeria is and will always be controlled by the majority, the nature of the average Nigerian.

mployer:
I guess Tinubu got it all wrong.

The Relationship between the North and the West Works only when the North is the master and the West the servant.

It Will be quite difficult to turn things around now.

The North doesn't know how to serve.

So sorry for him

Classic. Waiting to hear that for years.

'THE NORTH DOESN'T KNOW HOW TO SERVE'.

One cool beer for you this hot afternoon.

qualityovenbake:
In politics, there is no permanent enemy but rather permanent interest. I belief they would put their difference aside. For the greater good and survival of Nigeria, this union has to work.

Pretty naive. In Nigerian politics it is the exact opposite, the more leaders agree the worse the general polity becomes. I cannot over-emphasize how important the PDP G7 split was to the broadening and deepening of democracy in Nigeria. Disagreements are not entirely negative except for political lackeys with ulterior motives. Buhari and Tinubu should go ahead and dispute. It will be a check on each others excesses - Tinubu's greed and Buhari's power thirst.

Godjone:
And the beat goes on........


A day will come when the yorubas will cry had i know. The hausas used the yorubas to accomplish the promise their fore father usman dan fodio made in the past.

Yorubas are fools and can easily be deceived. A fool at this computer age will remain a fool till thy kingdom come.

#Yorubas are mumus

Don't insult. It is politics and there is liberty to form alliances with whomsoever they wish. Even the south will have no option than to try and split the northen vote in 2019 as running mates at best.

I sense a subtle power struggle within the top hierachy of the APC. I hope not but not entirely unexpected. They should tread with caution in the interest of the nation.

Seventeen:
Lol... Honestly dis is my life wit my hubby as wel , we pooh infront of each oda, d oda person stands by d door, either gistin or listening, we fart in front of each oda and the person who farts laughs and swear its not smelly, while d oda just covers his or her nose screaming...."hnmmmmmmmm hoooonnneeeeeyyyy!!!!!!" We pick nose oo, abeg which kind ajebo forming be say person no go pick nose, but i always hv to remind him to go wash hands incase touch-touch may just take place. In fact I can't think of anytin on dat list we won't be able to do oo, u just get used to stuff after awhile of being together honestly. It doesn't mean our relationship is perfect, we still fight frequently.

Hmmm. I have always sought the definition of 'prehistoric couple', guess what I have found....

enyhss:
Well, I don't know about you or your significant other. But I do almost everything in this list, except tampon of course,in the presence of my baby & she does that as well. I hope you get there someday. Btw, we shave each other's pubic hair when we can. No pretense in real love.

Hmmm. Shave each others hairs. So you don't like jungle warfare. What kind of soldier are you?

lonelydora:
Pooing? Me wey dey open toilet door poo as I like while gisting with wifey who stands at the door watching me. She does same too.

Farting? Me and wifey dey use dis one do competition (fart make I fart, we go know who go tire? ) sef. Both at home and in the car. We were travelling one time like that, I was having pity on our son because the competition is always no winding down of windows. We must compete inside a/c.

Fetishism alert. Poor boy. Hope his tummy wasn't distended.

ramdris:
This is why PDP failed. All they think about is election! election!!, election!!!. When the winner is yet to assume office these clueless rogues are already talking about 2019. I hate that party like.......

Later they will start setting up committees to know why dey lose election. They are already making same mistake again. How do they want those that will stick with d party from now till 2019 to feel when they are planning on importing candidates from opposition? Talk of stupidity, there u have it...

And where did the APC get a lot of its members and candidates from. I think you exhibit less than brilliance too because if you did you will know that the APC cannot possibly accomodate all views and ambitions not to talk of disagreements over all sorts of things. This is inevitable. It doesn't affect your interests and shouldn't threaten your obviously fragile emotions. It is only good for democracy.