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Romance › Re: I Told My Wife That The Dna Result Of Our Kids Will Be Ready Tomorrow. See What by Regex: 10:39am On Jan 06, 2021
zubimete:
you think is as easy as that? The children can never get another mother rather they are expose to emotional, psychological trauma include child abuse.
The man should consider the trauma his children will face when he wants to make any type of decision but women?

Op wife is inconsiderate and if I'm op, even if the results comes out positive that they're my biological children, I'd take her to father's house and let her think of her actions/words.
Romance › Re: DNA Is Not The Issue; Cocoku Is The Answer by Regex: 10:48pm On Jan 05, 2021
All these DNA this or DNA that... You lose trust after it blah blah blah won't be a problem if the man makes it clear in the beginning that he will test the DNA of his kids as soon as they are born.

If she doesn't like it, she can go ahead and give way for a woman who wouldn't mind it.
Romance › Re: I Told My Wife That The Dna Result Of Our Kids Will Be Ready Tomorrow. See What by Regex: 5:14pm On Jan 05, 2021
kingeze88:
I'm married with 2 kids, a boy, and a girl but I trust my wife that is why I have never thought of anything like a DNA test, I didn't do the blood group of my kids to know if they carried my blood group because I know my wife will never bring another man's kids for me. My wife do tell me what's happening at her office, how some of her colleagues are dating their bosses in the office.





When I saw DNA trending on Twitter, I clicked on it where I read the sad news of Mr. Tunde Thomas who died after he discovered that the two kids he thought he was their biological father belong to his Wife's boss, Mr. Adam Nuru of FCMB Bank.

I couldn't sleep that night, I concluded that the next for me is to do the DNA test for my two kids to confirm that I'm their biological father.

Immediately my wife left Home today, thank God schools have closed till further notice, I took my kids to our family hospital to run a DNA test, and the Doctor told me the results will be ready tomorrow.



When my wife arrived this evening, I told her that, the DNA results of our kids will be ready tomorrow.




My wife told me that immediately I bring the results home tomorrow and the results confirmed that I'm their biological father, she will leave my house immediately.

Please, Should I tell her I'm just joking or wait for the DNA result
If she wanna go, she can go. But she should not go with the kids.

Get them another mother.
Programming › Re: Why Is It That The Things That Give Money In Tech Are Always Hidden? by Regex: 4:15pm On Jan 05, 2021
Temiyaks28:
I also need the book. I'm just starting
Message me
Programming › Re: Why Is It That The Things That Give Money In Tech Are Always Hidden? by Regex: 4:14pm On Jan 05, 2021
Temiyaks28:
I also need the book. I'm just starting
Mail me.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by Regex: 9:36am On Jan 05, 2021
NextD18:
grin cheesy cheesy grin

This is actually a bitter fact
Come, where you deh all these while?
Jokes Etc › Re: Meme Collection From Paternity Test by Regex: 9:15am On Jan 05, 2021
OyinO:
Go and research. Don't be a lazy student. Google is a good friend.
I did find one. But none of them is 99.9% accurate like DNA results. Now go and hide your face in shame.

A piece of advice from me to you: you don't contribute to what you don't know anything about, rather you shut your mouth so people don't wish your m.other had swallowed you instead of conceived you.

You want to disregard years of research for just a mere movie?

You right here is the reason condom was invented and like how dumbness runs in your fa.mily, I'm not surprised either of your parents didn't use because of this same silly theory.

Jokes Etc › Re: Meme Collection From Paternity Test by Regex: 9:02am On Jan 05, 2021
OyinO:
Take DNA tests serious at your own peril. That stuff is 50/50. In case you don't understand what I mean by 50/50, I mean 50% accuracy and 50% error prone (inaccuracy). I have watched a foreign movie where DNA TEST RESULT created very devastating irreparable damage to a lovely family but at the end, it was an error. The woman was devastated. So many Melanite American Negros were said to originate from various parts of Africa following DNA testing but they are finding evidence to the contrary in recent times. There are better ways to find out true paternity.
Do you mind listing them?
Celebrities › Re: Ireti Doyle Gets Customized 2021 Calendar (Photo) by Regex: 2:56pm On Jan 04, 2021
Anyone can do this.

I have lots of calendars customized with couples pictures.
Education › Re: My Pupils Almost Put Me In Trouble by Regex: 2:54pm On Jan 04, 2021
I have gone through the comments here and I realized why we are this way.

A teacher who got to know his pupils and have an informal relationship with them is what you guys are against? Have you seen Canadian pupils learn? Throughout my time in the primary level, my teachers were very informal with us, we learned better that way.

If a lady was informal with kids, would it be a problem?

Op, you should carry out a sample with this thread to ascertain how your wards parents will react if things goes south. It's for the children's good, but be very careful cautious in teaching them.

To those who are against him playing YouTube videos that will aid his teaching, are just ignorant. You were taught before these things cane to existence and you want to deny your kids such privilege?

That little girl that spread lie that the op was watching porn in class, it happens, little kids lie and they lie better. It's expected and what the op did to solve the problem was actually the best.

Y'all are just emotional really and yet y'all clamor for British standard in education. Silly!
Romance › Re: UBUNJA's MISEDUCA$HIN: (2021) Ice Cold Cash Queen. by Regex: 7:35pm On Jan 03, 2021
CovenHighPriest:
Girls that tried writing female miseducations should be ashamed of themselvesembarassed
I just got a message that there was no survival after this hit.
Romance › Re: UBUNJA's MISEDUCA$HIN: (2021) Ice Cold Cash Queen. by Regex: 7:31pm On Jan 03, 2021
ubunja:
True man. I once talked about writing a Miseducation titled "Ice Kings", it is going to explore the same themes explored in this writeup. But deeper and from a male point of view this time.

But for men to stay logical at the start will be a challenge, unless they let women choose. Then this whole writeup is reversed.

Thanks man. How is your 2021 so far.
It's going great. Please drop the ice king. Me needs it so bad.
Romance › Re: UBUNJA's MISEDUCA$HIN: (2021) Ice Cold Cash Queen. by Regex: 6:31pm On Jan 03, 2021
Ubunja here is another bomb. Tbh I'd like you keep releasing female miseducation.

Key points/summary:

1. Although there are ice cold gold diggers, there are women who would want to Bleep you the minute you meet them. Points above is avoid the ice cold gold diggers.

2. Try to be logical whilst you can in your emotional state. Know when she's playing.

3. You don't have to reply everything that comes out of a woman's mouth so long as it's indirectly. The minute she makes her request usually indirectly, ignore but also plan what to say to her for when she will come directly.

I also forgot to add.

When you meet those ones ready to fuvk you instantly, YOUR VETTING STARTS IMMEDIATELY AFTER THE SEX
Health › Re: DNA Test: Don't Do It. Here Is Why by Regex: 2:10pm On Jan 03, 2021
thebosstrevor1:
Even though it is true that there are paternity frauds in our society, the reality is it is not such much like how social media are publicizing it.

Nigerian dna market is unregulated, dna is your human footprint, your personal data. Dna is not only about testing paternity but it can be use for many things.

I believe there is a plot on Nigerians by some Dna tech companies in Nigeria to raise the discussion about DNA Test in our society because they want to create a DNA bank For Nigerians.

For instance, there is a company called 54gene in lagos that is building an African DNA bank, the company raised almost 15 million dollars from Bill and merinda gates foundation. The company claim that the Greater availability of African genomic data could lead to medical breakthroughs for the African’s 1.2 billion people.

As far back as 2019, the company has almost 60,000 dna samples of Nigerians in their Bank, in addition, the company is based in Washington DC and Nigeria.

How many of you are concerned about your privacy, don't let social media discussions fool you, some of these dna companies might be the ones sponsoring the discussion so that people can go for Dna test, soon they will gather your data and also sell it to the highest bidder in the United states or to law enforcement agencies.

People should know what they spread online, you might be claiming woke, understand that your privacy matters and that anybody who has control over your dna data has control over you.
How will they make use of the data?
Health › Re: DNA Test: Don't Do It. Here Is Why by Regex: 2:07pm On Jan 03, 2021
thebosstrevor1:
Even though it is true that there are paternity frauds in our society, the reality is it is not such much like how social media are publicizing it.

Nigerian dna market is unregulated, dna is your human footprint, your personal data. Dna is not only about testing paternity but it can be use for many things.

I believe there is a plot on Nigerians by some Dna tech companies in Nigeria to raise the discussion about DNA Test in our society because they want to create a DNA bank For Nigerians.

For instance, there is a company called 54gene in lagos that is building an African DNA bank, the company raised almost 15 million dollars from Bill and Melinda Gates foundation. The company claim that the Greater availability of African genomic data could lead to medical breakthroughs for the African’s 1.2 billion people.

As far back as 2019, the company has almost 60,000 dna samples of Nigerians in their Bank, in addition, the company is based in Washington DC and Nigeria.

How many of you are concerned about your privacy, don't let social media discussions fool you, some of these dna companies might be the ones sponsoring the discussion so that people can go for Dna test, soon they will gather your data and also sell it to the highest bidder in the United states or to law enforcement agencies.

People should know what they spread online, you might be claiming woke, understand that your privacy matters and that anybody who has control over your dna data has control over you.
Why are you people against this man whose works have benefited Africa (Nigeria having the largest share)?
Romance › Re: Nigerian Girl Dumps Her Nigerian Based Fiance For Canada Based Guy by Regex: 2:03pm On Jan 03, 2021
Dreyton36:
I've been noticing your comments on here for a couple of times
And I must say you got brains
Kudos , might be one of the brainy girls on this forum
She fit fall your hands oh.
Travel › Re: Uk Student Visa/tier 4 Pbs - Your Questions Answered Part 5 by Regex: 11:31am On Jan 03, 2021
Towotowo:
Im going to Northumbria too. You should have it before friday cos the will be resuming tomorrow..
OK.
Family › Re: I Will Divorce My Husband If He Asks For DNA Test After Giving Birth - Lady by Regex: 11:18am On Jan 03, 2021
RedPhoenix:
Uju Joan, you sef dey on top this table. angry

Na how you dey. Long time.
It's funny how women think what men need from women is "love and loyalty".

Women don't love their men and loyalty is not in their chest.
Travel › Re: Uk Student Visa/tier 4 Pbs - Your Questions Answered Part 5 by Regex: 11:16am On Jan 03, 2021
I never receive CAS from Northumbria and my course will start on 11th of this month. Please how do I remind them of it? I will want to be in UK at most 1wk after 11th of this month.
Family › Re: Men, You Must Take Care Of The Baby Even If DNA Confirms The baby Is Not Yours by Regex: 10:59am On Jan 03, 2021
Startrap:
The initial correspondent to ur 1st comment advised "you" that if you get married by any chance Go out and bleep enough and bring their foetus to ur groom to be not Annie as any case study, make ur own case a reality don't come and study any case. Try your own analogy and see if suicide wont be your last name. Feminism, simply means giving a fellow sister like Sapphire food that you cannot accept.
You got the wrong tag.
Family › Re: Men, You Must Take Care Of The Baby Even If DNA Confirms The baby Is Not Yours by Regex: 9:28am On Jan 03, 2021
Rehdasignature1:
Be calming down woman. No matter how a man lied about not having a child from another woman, if he chooses to absorb the child to himself. His wife is told about it which makes it an OPEN TRANSACTION but a woman knows that she can't open her mouth to tell her husband that their child/ren is not the man's which makes it a BLACK MARKET from the woman.

IT'S QUITE UNFORTUNATE, THIS IS NOT ONE OF THE ARGUMENTS YOU HAVE WON IN THE PAST BECAUSE YOU CAN'T WIN THIS!
Sapphiere
Family › Re: Men, You Must Take Care Of The Baby Even If DNA Confirms The baby Is Not Yours by Regex: 10:00pm On Jan 02, 2021
Let's forget about the war between male and female gender. Let's get emotional shall we?

sapphiere, Zzor and others let's reason this emotionally.

The child involved, are you taking into account the trauma the child will face if s/he founds out that he's or her legal father isn't a biological one?

Why lie to a child about who is its father? Don't the child deserve to know who it's biological father is? Are you gonna lie to a child brought into this world with no sin about its biological father?

Well y'all are that wicked so I'm not surprise when y'all support that other women lie about the paternity of their babies.
Family › Re: Men, You Must Take Care Of The Baby Even If DNA Confirms The baby Is Not Yours by Regex: 8:33pm On Jan 02, 2021
sapphiere:
Men have been sleeping around bringing babies from other women for their wives to care for.

Case study is 2face who brought in children from other women and Annie is caring for those children as her own.
Annie accepted. She wasn't deceived into caring for those kids. Silly really fits you.
Romance › Re: Reno Omokri: Men, How Many Of Your 'Urgent 5k' Girls Wished You Happy New Year? by Regex: 11:56am On Jan 02, 2021
virginprincess:
This talkative man again undecided, it no longer 2k again, it now 5k, how many of nigeria men can afford urgent 5k? mtcheeeeeeeew..........HAPPY NEWYEAR NAIRALANDERS.
An opinion coming form a person with iq less than the number of characters she types per comment.
Family › Re: How Much Is The Cost Of A DNA Paternity Test In Nigerian Hospitals? by Regex: 11:49am On Jan 02, 2021
JBoy9:
I didn't mean to be rude. Besides, it is a new year. But madam, with all due respect, your phone light seems to be brighter than your brain
No be me you talk to, walahi I go lock you up if na me get that insult!
grin
Choi some people get mouth.

Anyway kudos bro, she go shut up and avoid your comments like mad
Romance › Re: "We Need Marriage But Men Are Scared To Come"... Pretty Lawyer by Regex: 8:56am On Jan 02, 2021
galadima77:
Thanks Regex! How did I miss this?
grin I no know oh! Lol
Romance › Re: What Could Make Men To Be Scared Of Marriage? by Regex: 3:25pm On Jan 01, 2021
Mrscarter:
Doesn't it take U forever to type this putting a capital in every word lol?
Let's not talk about the battle between the guy and his autocorrect.
Nairaland General › Re: Send A Shoutout To Nairalanders That Made You Smile This Year by Regex: 3:22pm On Jan 01, 2021
Mubbyleey:
Shout out to you guys... You guys really made 2020 fantastic for me. Some of you here can be pain in the ass at times but i couldn't help it following you guys because of the values you guys give out daily here on nairaland, through your comments.

Keep being you!!! These are the realest people on Nairaland... I learn daily from you guys & y'all always put smile on my face everytime i log on.
I'm glad my posts made your year.


I'd also wanna take this opportunity to thank these men!

Skepticus you good. Pansophist the guy so wise he could insult your whole village and you will be grateful for the choice of words and how he made you understand every bit of it.

Martinez39s the wild one. He doesn't care and will never care if you hurt you with the truth.

Dpsychologist thanks for your detailed red pills.

Ubunja, I duff cap for you.

Emmaodet my man!

And NwaAmaikpe the loud mouth.


Thanks y'all and every other notable men propelling the gospel of TRP.
Foreign Affairs › Re: Australia Welcomes 2021 With Sydney Fireworks Display by Regex: 4:29pm On Dec 31, 2020
bouncin04:
Another year closer to grave ,

Man don dey go oo
Why do I find this funny? grin grin

Omo x1000
Politics › Re: Sabi’u Ibrahim Chamo Jailed For Facebook Post Against Governor Badaru by Regex: 12:35pm On Dec 31, 2020
Owelle of ndi Imo was criticized everywhere even to his face, but that man focused in his impunity didn't let criticism stop him.

Other governors should learn from him.
Career › Re: A Month After I Was Sacked, I Was Mistakenly Credited With ₦40,000 by Regex: 10:33pm On Dec 30, 2020
gamegear:
But why use an account that you know is on negative balance as your salary account for the company in the first place?.

I smell what is not true (lies)
@bolded, that's the only way to qualify for a loan.
Romance › Re: "We Need Marriage But Men Are Scared To Come"... Pretty Lawyer by Regex: 5:12pm On Dec 30, 2020
pansophist:
Swallow the redpill or I am the redpill? grin
He don't know what is going on.

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