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Foreign Affairs › Re: Opinion: Donald Trump's Loss- The Parable Of The Monkeys And The Maize Farmer by Regex: 9:35pm On Nov 23, 2020
Why can't y'all let a people who have chosen their leader to be lead in peace? This same thing was said when Obama got on seat. He's the Antichrist, he will bring end to the world etc, why do you people like to in fear and worst of all, why you people like instilling fear in people? Why would a human love to see both himself and his fellow humans live in fear if not insanity?

News flash people, the world is ending, we are just waiting our turn... But don't you allow us wait without fears, huh?

Men, it's getting outer hand.
Politics › Re: Onuesoke Criticises FG Over Plan To Import Petroleum From Niger Republic by Regex: 6:30pm On Nov 23, 2020
NGpatriot:
You are the one missing the point.

The point and the topic is Nigeria importing fuel from Niger, not about building refineries.

The largest single refinery in the world is about to be commissioned here in Nigeria with more than enough capacity to satisfy our needs with much more to export for foreign exchange, stop crying over spill milk.
Thank you! When all these wailing was going on tbh I forgot Dangote refineries and how it is the largest in the world. Truth be told, Nigeria didn't just invest that refinery there for investment sake, there's more to this than the eye can see, it's obviously for the good of Nigeria border wise, especially now France wants to take over our one currency for the western African countries.

Free people who don't know politics, they think its only about the lying...
Pets › Re: Man Jumps Into Water, Wrestles Alligator To Save His Puppy In Florida (Video) by Regex: 5:07am On Nov 23, 2020
PlayerMeji:
Can he do that if it were a black boy in the mouth of a croc..
Why are you people like this? Why this kind of thought? What gives, if it's a black boy? What is special about being a black man who only thinks for himself, sees everything wrong in others but himself, blames everyone around him and worst of all, never appreciative for what other humans have regardless of race and what nature has and is doing?

WHAT GIVES IF IT WAS A BLACK BOY INSTEAD?

You have to be very retar.ded to think this way, ani.mal!
Romance › Re: The Red Truth by Regex: 5:46pm On Nov 22, 2020
Helios14:
cheesy he say psychopath. Thanks
Yes na. Na psychopath you date.
Car Talk › Re: FG To Slash Levy On Imported Cars To 5% From 35% by Regex: 2:39pm On Nov 22, 2020
OZOnNengiTheory:
This is why I hate them and I am terrible at hiding it.

Hypocrites! that's what they are. And by the grace of God, they will never come close to ruling this country.
Such energy will be your end.
Car Talk › Re: FG To Slash Levy On Imported Cars To 5% From 35% by Regex: 2:29pm On Nov 22, 2020
Simplyleo:
[s][/s]
As usual, we are always the target. 

They want to kill IVM.

Increase import duties: The govt is insensitive to the plight of the masses.

Decrease import duties: the govt want to kill IVM. 

Very funny pipu.
Honestly I tire.. People no want see good for anything this government do.

Omo na me God do this favor... Na to ball in Germany deh import cars.
Romance › Re: The Red Truth by Regex: 12:20pm On Nov 22, 2020
Degrezhaa:
Am also interested
Message me.
Romance › Re: The Red Truth by Regex: 2:41am On Nov 22, 2020
Helios14:
I really appreciate your work @Dpsychologist and everyone who contributed.

I was a major simp before my friend introduced me to this thread and girls knew it. I could be with my friends and a girl could come and ask only me for cash, cos they know I'll give them. my friends would laugh at me. I didn't mind, I thought that was how to get girls.

That stuff you said about greenlight being a trap is so true. The girl I dated last (last year) was a perfect example. She was my course mate and quite pretty, but not someone I would relate to normally. I don't really like light skinned girls, they tend to be egomaniacal. So she started talking to me, even collected my number and all that. Me, mumu, felt it was greenlight, so we started dating. it was hell sha. we only dated for about three months. but all I did in those three months was apologize for no reason. She would get angry for no reason and justify it by saying a girl doesn't need a reason to be angry and her boyfriend should always apologize no matter what. We never had a tender moment, we never kissed, only hugged when I asked for it, was constantly telling me how this and that guy wants to date her and how they're hitting it off. Once, I held her hand in public and she shook it off and asked how many people did I see holding hands. long story short, I lost my dad and grew distant, she broke up with me a month after my dad passed and two weeks after my birthday.
.

I turned 20 this year and I've been really big on self improvement. I started working out and I've developed pecs, my abs are popping out and I'll start work on my arms next month. An introvert by nature, I've been trying to socialize, I've also been picking up skills, I currently started a blog, I'm building a WhatsApp TV, learnt Mini importation, but I don't have cash to start that up yet though. [/b]And after reading this thread, it might be a while before I start dating again, I have a lot to improve upon.[b]

so once again THANK YOU
Yes! Yes! That's how it should be I mean @bold. Your story is very much similar to mine except mine wasn't a psychopath and we dated for 3yrs.
Long story short... It's been a year and 7 months now since I've been working on myself and you wouldn't believe how much I've accomplished. Martinez39s will testify to this. Look at me that used to shy away from anything technical is now deeply into it. Taking courses up and down on programming. All I want to say is, we in this community will support your decision, and because we do more of action than talking, any time you feel like going back to the simp world or quitting on your resolve, just remember, Regex is also on that path, and has been on that path for a really long while now.



TO EVERYONE READING THIS AND YOU ARE SURE YOU HAVE A KNACK FOR PROGRAMMING, THERE'S A LINK I'D GIVE YOU FOR FREE TO REGISTER AND LEARN ANY PROGRAMMING SKILL OF YOUR CHOICE FOR FREE TOO. IT'S A GIVEAWAY FROM ALL AFRICAN NATIONS TO HER CITIZENS. Just message me.
Travel › Re: Uk Student Visa/tier 4 Pbs - Your Questions Answered Part 4 by Regex: 9:07pm On Nov 21, 2020
Kingp91:
Can I pm you?
Sure...
Travel › Re: Uk Student Visa/tier 4 Pbs - Your Questions Answered Part 4 by Regex: 12:30pm On Nov 21, 2020
Kingp91:
When is your resumption?
11th January.
Science/Technology › Re: Scientists Successfully Reverse Human Ageing Process (Pics) by Regex: 11:39am On Nov 21, 2020
Before you know it, oxygen go cost. Air go follow am too for back. We no go see wetin science students go use for chemistry lab.
Travel › Re: Uk Student Visa/tier 4 Pbs - Your Questions Answered Part 4 by Regex: 8:23am On Nov 21, 2020
Family › Re: Is It True That Men Can Smell When Women Are Hot? by Regex: 8:22am On Nov 21, 2020
Zzor:
you don't understand what's going on here,im not the person liking him,go up and read
I know. BTW what does your siggy mean? The BLW?
Family › Re: Is It True That Men Can Smell When Women Are Hot? by Regex: 8:13am On Nov 21, 2020
crackhaus:
LOL, e reach to see...
E reach oh. That girl don like you die. If she never send dm... Then network never gree am or she lost her login details to her email... Lol
Travel › Re: Uk Student Visa/tier 4 Pbs - Your Questions Answered Part 4 by Regex: 6:53am On Nov 21, 2020
How do I get the bank account to pay my fees in Coventry University. I've been offered admission there.

Ps. Undergraduate admission.
Romance › Re: Chat Btw Me And My Gf (pics) by Regex: 4:08pm On Nov 20, 2020
Emmanueltrin:
[s][/s]damn niggarr , you got what you asked for , next time you let the sleeping dog lie , based on the chat you can't conclude her intention , just let her b so far you're the honey pot landlord , grab some beer and sk puff off , and repeat after me "I'M A KING " . beside you suggested instead of imposing d are vagina gender most of the a move by shitty vibes [s][/s]
Get out with your silly comment.
Family › Re: Is It True That Men Can Smell When Women Are Hot? by Regex: 4:04pm On Nov 20, 2020
Zzor:
Stop insinuating things, I was trying to settle their issues and he's been proving stubborn, I don't like stubborn men
OK ma'am. I see you.
Family › Re: Is It True That Men Can Smell When Women Are Hot? by Regex: 11:19am On Nov 20, 2020
crackhaus:
https://www.reactiongifs.com/r/bsi.gif
Has she pm you already? I think she likes you.
Romance › Re: My Relationship Is Being Affected Because Of My Low Income. by Regex: 5:35pm On Nov 19, 2020
Afikoo:
Good morning Nairalanders. I sure know you all fine.
I am writing this with heavy heart.
I know we have super rich people here who rose from poverty to riches.
This life isn't balance. Done with school. Been working as security administrator in my church and I earn 80k. I have beenplanning on getting married. Have met my fiance Parents, they were happy. I have engaged her she is happy. All of a sudden the elder brother who isn't around is angry that I haven't spoken to him about my intention. I have earlier tried his line severallly and it isnt going through. Had to chat him and he told me I am not serious that I should grow up. A bullet in my heart.
Her mum has suddenly changed and is accusing me for not calling her always.
This whole drama has gotten into my babe now she is talking about us suspending our marriage plan and try improving our income. (she is learning a skill)

I am fed up. Have suspended everything now. I have tried everything since I left school last year to improve my income. Apply for jobs here and there. Is just not cutting in.
Please, share your experience on how you were able to get out of this average life as a Nigerian. Advise me and others still struggling to rise up.
You can recommend jobs for me.
I studied history and Diplomatic Studies.
Have some certification in Leadership and human resource. Trust me, I can deliver on anything legal. I have the capacity, but haven't gotten the opportunity.
Patiently reading.
Bros oh, you graduated last year, (age regardless) and you started earning 80k a month and you thought it right to get married?

I know you've been brainwashed into believing the moment you get married, boom you'd be rich,favored by many men. Forget all what those pastors tell you. It's kind of like a doctrine they're in... don't wanna go there.

Point is, why not sit down, start investing, invest wisely, little by little... And it has to be something you are to do yourself and also learn from it as tow when you will go big into it.

Marriage shouldn't come next after getting a job. No!
Family › Re: I Find Violent And Authoritative Women Very Attractive. by Regex: 8:09am On Nov 19, 2020
Martinez39s:
Your case seems irredeemable.
grin grin
Romance › Re: The Misinformation Of Ubanja Or Whatever by Regex: 4:42am On Nov 19, 2020
Shortyy:
Nigga is Adele complaining to you that she's hurt? Why do y'all think every woman get hurt after separation?

[s]And what emotion are you talking about here? I'm giving him facts about things you're talking about emotions. At this stage in my life I'm only working towards a better life for myself and my parents (cuz it's long overdue) I could really care less about y'all opinion or whatever. Not every woman's life revolve around men, some people are honestly and genuinely happy without headaches. Men is a little plus, just a little plus to a woman who knows what she's doing with her life. Not your regular 2k gang that y'all use to massage your ego.[/s]
Well, Adele lost a huge sum to her husband via divorce court, and she's paying alimony too I think. Who wouldn't get hurt after such divorce rape?

As for the strikes out, save it for your boyfriend/intending boyfriend. I don't need to know when you started doing the basics for yourself.

Also, have a good day ahead today. Bye!
Romance › Re: The Misinformation Of Ubanja Or Whatever by Regex: 5:07pm On Nov 18, 2020
Shortyy:
Did Linda Ikeji tell you she needs husband? Lmao now I know you're a child. Someone that has enough money to buy you and your entire lineage. She's already gotten what she wanted, a child. Nothing else. Stop massaging

that your already dead ego, you're not important at all.

You're really just a kid. After Chris Brown pulled that stunt, how's his career and that of Rihanna now? The thing is in this world, never ever think men have power over women, because that'll be for women who don't know their worth.

And my dear, stop making references about my height cuz it doesn't move me at all.

You as a man, is as weak as a dead vegetable. So quit thinking you have any power over the women folk, cuz you don't. Get that archaic idea out if your head.
And also you are seeing things from an emotional pov. Try reason it. The person you quoted wasn't trying to compare Rihanna and Chris's wealth although Rihanna was richer and is still richer when Chris assaulted her. Also Beyonce had cash too, let's talk about Adele, of all the cash, did it prevent the hurt in marriage? And to think she's seeing someone else who's about to take a bite from her wealth. Women!
Romance › Re: The Misinformation Of Ubanja Or Whatever by Regex: 5:03pm On Nov 18, 2020
Shortyy:
Did Linda Ikeji tell you she needs husband? Lmao now I know you're a child. Someone that has enough money to buy you and your entire lineage. She's already gotten what she wanted, a child. Nothing else. Stop massaging

that your already dead ego, you're not important at all.

You're really just a kid. After Chris Brown pulled that stunt, how's his career and that of Rihanna now? The thing is in this world, never ever think men have power over women, because that'll be for women who don't know their worth.

And my dear, stop making references about my height cuz it doesn't move me at all.

You as a man, is as weak as a dead vegetable. So quit thinking you have any power over the women folk, cuz you don't. Get that archaic idea out if your head.
I had to step in because of the above. Career wise, Chris is doing better. Got songs every year and also featured in many. He also features in movies. Rihanna also has a great career too. Just FYI.
Programming › Re: The Most Financially Rewarding Areas In Programing. by Regex: 1:59pm On Nov 18, 2020
solabiyi01:
boss please I'd like to hit you up too, please help a brother, I'm fully interested, I've been battling with programing, I'm in need of someone to help me through it, God bless you baba
Edit that guy's quote and remove his number. He deleted them so that he wouldn't be spammed. Please do.
Romance › Re: Nigerian Ladies Are Approaching Menopause & No Men To Marry Them - Owerri Lady by Regex: 11:22am On Nov 18, 2020
pansophist:
Such a dishonest and manipulative response. Since you're playing the blame game, oya, lets play.

Blame the reaponsible men that the only crime they committed was not being over 6ft, even if they are even still taller than the girls with such standards.

Blame the men that even though they can reasonably afford to carry their duty in a potential marriage, they can't meet the leechy materialistic standards of women.

Blame the men for not wanting a woman that have seen more p.enis than a urologist, and blame the man for not able to satisfy her sexually because her sexual climax has been overstretched, rendering her insatiable.

Also blame the men for refusing to marry women that their only contribution in the marriage is nagging, honeypot and parasitic tendencies.

Should we continue? undecided
And while you are at it Sixfeetbelle, blame the men who have seen what other responsible men weren't through in the hands of women through divorce court, and their shenanigans.
Celebrities › Re: Chelsea Eze Celebrates Her 35th Birthday With Sultry Photos by Regex: 7:05pm On Nov 17, 2020
Dpsychologist:
How does celebrating birthdays relate to uncladness. These Celebrities are something else.
The day the came to this world unclad, as a baby without thought and immature brain. One would think as they grow, their brain grow... But somehow they've managed to pause the growth of their brain..
Celebrities › Re: Chelsea Eze Celebrates Her 35th Birthday With Sultry Photos by Regex: 7:04pm On Nov 17, 2020
Romance › Re: (part Two) Traits A WOMAN Should Observe In A MAN When Considering Commitment by Regex: 6:42pm On Nov 17, 2020
pansophist:
I like that you're trying to be a better man cool

No be only to de yab feminist, men sef need to level up. Na why I de fear that Ashawo thread like mad. Wetin I de read there eh, I shiver.
I'm giving it all I have and I'll will die trying. Good read Sensei
Politics › Re: Ali Ndume: Kleptocrats In Government Are Betraying Buhari’s Policies by Regex: 7:29am On Nov 16, 2020
NwaAmaikpe:
shocked


Is it just me or doesn't Ali Ndume see that the phrase "kleptocrats in Buhari's government" is a classical irony?

How is it even possible that an administration consisting of diligently chosen saints who abhor corruption will have kleptocrats working amongst them?

Ali Ndume should be open to us and stop trying to make the government take a blame that does not belong to it.
Being responsible does not mean the government should take all reponsibilities.

The sabotage going on is purely from the opposition. This is why the social media must be controlled.
The fowl mouthed ekwurekwu 1 of nairaland. Welcome
Romance › Re: Blaming Men When A Lady Get Pregnant in a relationship Needs To Stop by Regex: 5:45pm On Nov 15, 2020
ReluctantAdult:
Safe how? Pregnancy safe or std safe?

Std safe, yeah sure, not safe. The reason sexual partners should get tested for every std monthly, or use a condom always.

Pregnancy safe? Well, if you're on top of your game, you can always get away with it. I mean coupled with postcoital contraceptives like levonogestrel you'd get a 100% assurance you're safe cool
Do you know what is called pre-ejaculation? Well, it's enough to get her pregnant. So no matter how on top of ya game you think you are, you'd still get her pregnant if you don't use protection or she isn't on pills.
Romance › Re: Blaming Men When A Lady Get Pregnant in a relationship Needs To Stop by Regex: 5:31pm On Nov 15, 2020
ReluctantAdult:
Well, while you can't blame one person for two people's action, you have to know that most women get lost in the pleasure during sex. You have to be sharp and alert so as to control the situation.

I mean I can't count how many times I've heard the following
'Don't use a condom please'
'Release inside me baby' cheesy

But as an alert guyman you have to stay woke and not let the pleasure cloud your thinking cool
I hate to be the bearer of bad news (proven fact) withdrawal methods during sexual intercourse is not safe.

Romance › Re: (part Two) Traits A WOMAN Should Observe In A MAN When Considering Commitment by Regex: 3:09pm On Nov 15, 2020
Palema007:
At least these are traits to look out for, not examinations or tests.

Even at that if you are expecting any being (Man or Woman) to tick all traits or test before committing, in 40 years to come your commitment will be used to wrap suya for you. cheesy

This one self too long! Kilode?
A little "thank you Pansophist" would have covered these whole thing you wrote here.

You sometimes show you are a little different from the other women (intellectual wise), show it now.

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