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Katsumoto: You can't put someone in his place and then insist that he can't have plans that don't include you. His post was reasonable and rational. Lagos isn't the only state in Nigeria and the development of other areas will bode well for Lagos and other places. The US has many developed places, no reason why Nigeria can't have many developed cities. Such a move will decongest Lagos significantly and improve the quality of lives of many.

God bless GEJ and grant him more power to continue the good work.

Nigerians have a lot of expectations.... a country that has been misgoverned for 50 years and suffered a lot of decay will take time to move from a 3rd world country to a 1st world country... right now methinks we are .... say... 2nd world country or 2nd & half world country lol.

We know he is not perfect and might have made some not-so-popular decisions.... but its not enough reason to want him out, especially given his performance record.... and the record of past presidents....
A member of my family received a grant from the FG (as part of the 1b released for agriculture/farmers....)

and I think the Ore road has been fixed? if someone can confirm/verify, lemme know... cause I have heard of so many deaths on that road... from McLoph and lots of others....

the east west road nko?

I am sure GEJ is the man for the fresh air naija needs... once again, God bless GEJ and keep him in power for 4 more years! hopefully more!

PapaBrowne: Like Play, Like Play, Boko Haram has vanished from the pages of newspapers. Somebody help me say Amen.

No more bomb blasts. No more Boko Haram killed this, Boko Haram killed that.

We must give thanks to God.

We must give kudos to our gallant soldiers who have put thier lives on the line to ensure that we have peace.


May this peace continue.

And bad roads are also vanishing small by small.
And we are beginning to return to the farm big by big.
And the trains are coming back slow by slow.
And elections are getting freer and fairer.

And the biggest prayer of all:
And may power failure vanish forever.
And corruption. And insecurity. And Unemployment.


Its either our prayers are working or Jonathan is working or both of the above.

Methinks both of the above. If you agree with me, click the like button.

Is the plan to corner him or arrest/kill him?.... like.... what exactly is this news? (other than ambiguous?)

... and I aint too happy losing this FTC glory again while trying to verify what exactly this release by the media is....

There should be freedom of speech, in journalism etc... but common sense and professionalism shouldn't be too much to ask for.... I really don't know what to say, which emotion to have.... besides sad for the lost lives of our gallant ... well... lemme say brave military men. (The word "gallant" is reserved for.... a different and special kinda army that once was.... )

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tmaigari: Finally the supposed head of the Boko Haram sect in Nigeria was surrounded by the Nigerian Army in a hilly terrain in Borno state, unfortunately gallant men of the Army paid with their dear lives for us to have peace, May their souls rest in peace.

http://mobile.saharareporters.com/news-page/army-corners-boko-haram-leader-shekau-borno-hills-punch-newspaper

oh geee... so sorry to hear that... may God's grace and comfort be with you. will definitely keep you in my prayers.

The adjusting might be difficult... but with time, I am sure you wont wake up thinking "I have an amputated leg... " rather it'll be .."okay what things do I have to do today... "

I am sure you know of prostethics (probly wrong spelling)... any chance of using one? amazin it is what technology does these days...

again, Gods grace to your and your fam. really nice & proud to see your own son excel and help you in that way eh....

Eziachi: Hello people, due to serious health reasons I will be signing off for a while. I HAD AN ABOVE THE KNEE AMPUTATION OF MY LEFT LEG ON WEDNESDAY at my own hospital in central London. The surgeon was my own son, which made it a bit comforting. The leg had been problematic for a long time and I had used all my knowledge and skill as an orthopaedic to managed it until now when it worsen, I was told two weeks ago that the leg is now almost dead and had to go.

I have performed this surgery on hundreds of people over a span of forty odd years, but still, it was mentally challenging waking up for the first time as an amputee. So I will be reading your posts when I can, but will be signing off for a while. You take care.

Show you one Igbo man that fought against an armed oppressive government? Just one? or led a protest?

I'm sure you are already armed with example of Yorubas that have done such... Woleshi and Abiola etc... protesting against subsidy and IBB etc...

Well, sorry, boy... but there aint even half of an Igbo that has done that...
and none ever will ... not against Nigeria anyways...
Nigeria we love so much....
especially Lagos...
its natives and Gov. Fashola that sells land to us and plants flowers for us... beautifying the city with out tax money... why should even a quarter of an Igbo man fight against such a country like that? Na One Nigeria we dey so... and na so e go be...

go and look under your bed or for anyone else that has taken otapiapia because of Nigeria....

Forward ever! Backward? Nevaaaa!!!

Lagos ever! Haters never!!!

geeez: Just like the Obi of Onitsha was a Hausa man imposed by the Brits. That's why they are you lords and masters who can give and take your lives at will, while the Yorubas are those that educate you, feed you and clothe you starting from Awo to BRF. That's why the Hausas can do whatever they like and none of your lily livered leaders can fight. It's only Yorubas that have shown they are fearless in the face of death, guns, threats ever since independence. Even the bravest of your people fled to Ivory Coast dressed like a pregnant woman. Show me one Igbo man that has fought against an armed oppressive government or led a protest. Just one ,

Then stop typing in all caps

software man: NO AM NOT. ARE YOU?

Wake up, wake up!!!

Oya, go wash your eyes and face.... here's also some soap and toothbrush with toothpaste to brush your teeth...

What? you don't normally use soap?

Well, I can't force you.... but anyways.... as long as your eyes don clear...

I want you to show me 1 Igbo deported in this link...

https://www.nairaland.com/666208/lagos-returns-3105-poor-persons

and ehmm.. at your free-education school, did they teach you probability?

No? but you've heard about it?

Since you have an idea... here's a question...

If out of 3105 (real) destitute/beggars/(mentally or physically) handicap people...

not 1 of them is Igbo or from the south-east...

What is the probability that out of 70 such people...

that at least... 1 of them will be Igbo?


Take your time... feel free to ask your former school mates and beneficiaries of free-edu.

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Then also, out of curiosity...
if 83 of the 3105 were from Oyo state, Ogbomosho to be precise...
what is the probability that 70 people randomly selected will be from Osun state? Ogbomosho to be precise...

you want a bonus question?

No? your free-education was worthless since you are having difficulties with the above questions?

Okay... that's all right, you don't have to feel bad about it... I am here to help you, but you have to allow me to be able to help you... the biggest obstacle to your learning .... is not me homie... its not emeka Ojukwu or GEJ.... it used to be Awolowo.. but now... its yourself...
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oh my goodness!!! roflmao! maaaaan!
maka ji na ede, if I kpai from overdose of laughter...

chai!!!! *can't take it no more*

*stomach aching*

*Laughs the|Bleep out of the thread*


*tears flowing*


Baba don break my funny bone from miles away...

I no fit shout, I no fit do anything ... na so my laughter fuse don burst!

Phew! *tries to calm down* ... its not working...

*cant continue on this thread...

dozzybaba: Chai this thread...don chop all my time today . I just they laugh anyhow, my Igbo just d eye bounce up and down . Abegi make go sleep jare. I have an appointment with my Chinese biz partners 2moro.

Cheers. You all made my day.

the OP and his clown friend on the first 2 pages of the thread had other ideas... and then they got indulged... the rest is history

Prof Corruption: Fasola is doing a great job. This should not be an Igbo vs Yoruba thread. Like other compatriots, Yorubas have been relocated as well.

blah blah blah blah blah blah.... like you didn't see the post n the previous pages where the 5 lazy mofoes didn't want to learn anything but jus sit down on their baf bums all day.... well. I am here to remind you and all of us... laziness is a disease... I wonder if only a particular set of people are prone to it...

https://www.nairaland.com/400138/area-boys-lagos-ibadan-action [quote author=Prof Corruption][/quote]

Relevance of your post? 0! Zilch!

Even if trade is 0.001% of Lagos GDP.... guess what, bro? it is making profit for the traders!!!

There is still a positive elasticity of demand.... there's not an even number of buyers and sellers.... which is the reason why.....

guess what... yep, you got it....

why more and more traders... moreand more Igbos will be entering the market.... until an equilibrium is reached! and profits will be 0! Then everyone will stay put and enjoy the wealth they have accumulated... or go into a different line of biz.... maybe transport of destitutes biz...

lolzzz

Stegeson: J-e-su-s Christ! Are u just coming bk from somalia else u wont put down dis irony as a straight statement. Just examine ur brain. U may hav brain tumor 4 denying the existence of air when u are living by it. In all d sectors u mentioned igbos rules.

In the past year alone, at least a total of 11 of my relatives became full-time Lagosians (in addition to the countless ones already there). Then MTN had some re-shuffling and stuff and one of my fam members was transferred (to the S/South) and said she was glad to leave cause she wasn't into the "madness" (traffic and all) of Lagos and stuff... but the guys are rocking it... and with each fam member that goes(to Lag, that is), the path/(relocating) becomes smoother for the rest...

I'll probably be the co-ordinator for these relocations and plan them each time
Fashola secretly "deports" more destitutes

Will be aiming for a sorta empire... strategically spreading the tentacles of the ... gee, see me almost type ma papa family name here lol...

a na-aga...

osinachukwu: go and die mumu we would never leave lagos,my bro Is also coming from enugu to join me 2mrw he is learning entrprising,no Yoruba can chase us mumu so go an die atulu,ne li insi

Chai, may they rest.

and May god console their families. its really sad.

adino: May Their Souls Rest In Peace. You will be missed, we love you but Almighty God Loves You More. R.I.P in the bosom of The Lord, Amen.

344 Artillery Regiment, cool.

heard there's a mechanized division in Ohafia or so? anyone?

nice to see federal structures being cited in the SEtoo...
as opposed to lumping everything military in Kaduna state.

Handsomeemmy: Abakaliki – The Nigerian Army has uncovered a live bomb at the construction site of the proposed 344 Artillery Regiment at Ezillo in the Ishielu Local Government Area of Ebonyi.
This is contained in a statement from Capt.A.M. Sa’ad of the Nkwegu Military Cantonment, Abakaliki.
The statement said the regiment was being constructed on the disputed land between Ezza and Ezillo communities that had claimed more than 50 persons.
“The bomb was discovered during supervision of the project located on the ever-busy Abakaliki-Enugu expressway,’’ itsaid
It said the bomb would be detonated where it was found.
The statement urged members of the public to go about their businesses and not to be frightened as the detonation was for the safety of all. (NAN

vangaurd

5 of them burnt a house for the destitute built for them because they didn't want to work... they are in court now.

some people, Oyibo infact, say laziness is a disease...

pro01: Unproductive and parasitic Yoruba "Baba Oloja" in an Igbo-controlled market? Does it make any sense? Enterprising people are busy doing their business, and suddenly some smelly fool shows up to collect money for doing nothing. Useless things.

God bless you wella for that post.... its simply not possible.

There is nothing like an "Igbo beggar" in Lagos state... I mean who will believe such a thing?

Well... its those that hate Igbos that will believe I guess... but the joke is on them sha... cause its their own people that are being deported....

PDPwayoo: English man says... Dont give a beggar a chance. Most of these beggars are nuisance on the street. Make streets dirty cos they dont want to work.
How can someone cross river niger, pass delta state, pass Edo state,pass Ondo, pass Ogun and enter Lagos to start beggar biz. They should have been arrested.

Why cant they do farm in the village, or drive okada, taxi, bus even conductor for molue is ok.

People should stop encouraging beggars irrespective of the state or ethnicity.

As you can see the "scroungers and leeches" are being deported already... I don't know why Fashola sent them to Anambra instead of the villages in the west and north as he did 3 years ago with over 3000 "scroungers and leeches."
gbut anyways, Obi will play the nice guy and take them in

So here's the plan.... these deportations will make room for more Igbos to troop into Lagos, as they are the ones who can afford the cost of living in these new residences Fashola is planting flowers and beautifying...

Gradually ...radually.... the Igbos will expand their businesses and residences through the remaining western states...

before you know it... more deportations will fill the destitute houses in the east... and the Igbos will fill the west.... it will be like a "swop re-settlement" ...

but since those holigans burnt their destitute house in Lagos because they were asked to work... I am thinking ... maybe they should be chained or something...
anyways, we'll figure it out..

this one Nigeria dey sweet for belle...


quote author=ShyM-X]

I like the fact that you took the bait. *Clapping*

I definitely won't mind living in a sane Lagos free from all the scroungers and leeches out there.

How about get all your people back to where they're from first?

REAL Lagosians want their city back!

I've got parents who are trying to move back to Lagos but can't because of you scroungers.

It's the same country - get ya ar.ses back to ya home states. [/quote]

Erhm, Yorubas have Lagos to hype... the Igbos also have Lagos to hype... matter of fact.. they might even be "Hyping" it more than the Yorubas.

Your question will be... well, "We" deported "you Igbos" now and you are crying...

and my response will be... that I don't believe the story. We only have the name of one person, an Igbo from the name, and the person had a shop but they didn't listen to him.... the remaining 66 could be from Ogbomosho for all you know. Check this story from 3 years ago...
https://www.nairaland.com/666208/lagos-returns-3105-poor-persons/1
out of 3105, not 1 soul is Igbo...

and 3 years later, I don't believe that 66 Igbos will come to Lagos and not make it, that is, if not rich per se, comfortable at the least.
so until they give us a breakdown of the demographics, na wash...

I will reveal a secret to you though, which is why this is published.... actually, I dey come back, say 15 mins...

babe_online: While Yorubas have something to hype(Lagos), you guys have nothing to hype. See the difference?
Also if any hurrican should come and wipe the goodworks that are being done in Lagos, the Yorubas will rise again, and this time it will be the Oyo state that Solomon dissed.
I will like to hear what you leeches will have to say then.

If you don't mind that I answer... I am sure he knows (or can find out) what the law is.... but he has gotten away with it before and is probably why he has done it again.

I recall that he actually denied it last time, saying he knew nothing about it.
He couldn't even man up to accept and take responsibility for his actions as the head of the LASG.

Do you know it was Anambra that took those non-Anambara indigenes and took care of them as far as I know... even some Yoruba destitutes... why would he send a whole buncha destittues to a state not theris?

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logica: And you actually think that Fashola being a lawyer would be dumb enough not to check the legality of his actions before carrying them out? Why do you think nobody has gone to bring in public defenders to file class action lawsuit against Lagos State?

Hallo, Sir:

Do you have any updates on the health sector as it pertains to the Transformation Agenda?

Merci,
R.D.

Sincere 9gerian: This further confirms how RICH GEJ's cabinet is. Even multinational agencies are harvesting from the cabinet.

and do you not think that likewise, if the Prof. can bring himself to the level of exchanging words with PEJ, and uses derisive words at her person.... then those whom feel he did not behave well and "crossed the line".... should not be antagonized for calling him names, like the Mad Old Prof., too?

Those that bring his marriage into the whole mess are not off the mark by arguing that his failed marriages could be a reason he doesn't se anything wrong with calling a lady names the way he did.. I don't think by the way, that this has to do with the wife of the president... any lady should not be addressed that way, simple and short - irrespective, I must add, to her misgivings.

Again, take for example a girl or lady that provokes a man (whom is by all means stronger than she is... ) and the lady even goes to the extent of laying her hands on him.... will you justify the ma beating the lady? will you be saying that "the ladys generation cant tie his shoe lace" "the man is so qualified and of a different class..." and so on and so forth.... what has the man's past achievements have to do with the fact,r or lemme say.... makes him justified enough to beat the woman... while others, everyone else keeps mute or look away....

I don't know if you see where I am coming from.... we have to learn to call a spade a spade. ho ha.

funnyx: Enough of this another man's wife and mother bu11sh1t, stop pretending as if you and your ilk respect women more than the rest of us do.Respect is earned and you don't get it by default all the time. If this another man's wife or mother failed to respect herself and chosed to dance naked in the market square shoppers and passerby alike would not hesitate to sing songs of shame to her.
A Yoruba proverb says: Agbalagba to so agbado mo idi ti so ara e di alawada adie
Translates as: An elder who tie corn on his waist has turned himself to chickens (hen and cock) playmates.
Please tell your mother, your jesus christ on earth to respect herself and stop displaying her arrogance and uncouth behaviour everywhere.

I aiant surprised.... pspeaking from both sides of his mouth is in his blood.... add to that he's a naija politician... forgerrit!

superior1: Senator sir, I think you need a psychiatry evaluation urgently.

You mean there is nothing wrong in declaring a married 13 year old baby wise enough to renounce her citizenship?? Ode!!!

My friend, if you are worried about (as you said) "Ibos calling Yorubas cowards" ... (and the correct spelling is Igbo btw); open another thread and I will be glad to meet you there...

Again, as I said, its not only the Igbos that call Yorubas cowards... so there's really nothing you can do on NL that will change the 249 ethnic groups in Naija that believe the average Yoruba will pee his pants, shed tears, drink otapiapia or flee when push comes to shove.

(and before you start mentioning Obj, the comatose Adekunli and whomever you guys always to cite your 'Yoruba bravery' ... have you noticed that those people... even the Osama man ... none of them are full-blooded Yorubas? ... chew on that for a while and get back to me.... or just let it go as there's really nothing to argue... )

Babalegba: . In my earlier posts I gave you instances of yoruba military performance against your hapless ibo ancestors who did not even understand rudimentary war preparation. I did not even mention Benjamin Adekunle.read your history again, a yorubaman called captain Banjo fought for Biafra and was murdered by your callous good for nothing reprobate ancestors who depended on foreign mercenaries to fight key battles for them as they were too cowardly to confront the fulanis alone.

its not just Igbos, its every other Nigerian...
(I remember seeing on TV, probly NTA - a Nigerian wide network... a supposed comedy/play and it showed how a Yoruba man fight.... I don't need to describe the scene, as I am sure you know...)

Moreover, if uploading the picture of starved children... if the bombing of markets and refugees camps is what a Yoruba man uses as "proof" for being a brave man... then I'm sorry to say it again to your face... You're all cowards. Friggen motherfucking|cowards.

Babalegba: I'm tired of ibos on nairaland calling yoruba cowards, the cheek of it Yorubas were confronting fulani jihadists when ibos where in their villages wearing grass skirts. They actually went into a war they had no hope of winning SMH. Even prof Wole soyinka warned them against the war they made no preparation for. Do these people even understand anything apart from mindless tribalism

Bia... whether they call you Patrikobi or Patrikada... didn't I warn you not to disturb us here with your long epistles which no one reading here can verify?

If you have no video to show even one of these hospitals, then take all those specialist hospitals, the diagnostic centre, the HIV and the tuberculosis centres or whatever, and one by one... shove them up your dirty hole and stop disturbing us here.

next time na ogbunigwe go scatter your medulla oblongata, if you bring your gibberish longazz articles without video or any sources...

Oso gi, nuru. Oso gi anula.

[quote author=patrikobi
]Abia in a march of unimaginable Health Reformation
By Eddie Onuzuruike

Who were the Igbo politicians that sold out Ekwueme in Jos? You mean that Igbos sold him out for Obj?

7lives: See the so called Igbos coming here to say trash about Okorocha, he is speaking his mind.
All that the Igbos need to do is come out with other solutions apart from the one being suggested by Okorocha, so far so good I'm yet to see any meaningful suggestion, the only thing i see here is HATE, they hate every body and they expect everybody to love them i laughed in mandarin.
Ndi Igbo, this was how they sold Alex Ekwueme for few coins at the pdp convention in Jos, they have started again, later they will come and cry marginalization, selfish people.

You probably meant "... he relied on the oil from his brain... "

which apparently isn't a lot since, @ his age he is still hussling...

any of you guys (defending him) know the name of his last book? ... how many copies did he sell....

(see them opening up another browser to look up on google.... lol)

Is he frustrated?

Heaven knows...

His wife will probably give him otapiapia and tea...

who am I kidding? Man has no wife... (none left....)

is that why he disrespected the presidents wife?

I wouldn't necessarily join in the name calling (mad old proff.... ) although I think that really.... he went too far with his attack on the First Lady...

They should kiss & make up lol.

nijanigga: I'm still praying, O God let Nigeria's oil become useless.Thank God, the Prof didn't rely on oil money.He relied on the money from his brain.