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thesicilian:
There's only one Ronaldo and his name is Cristiano. One day he's going to buy up Barcelona and sell off Messi to China.

Only in your dreams

Yansh and furo plc

rozayx5:
If your brother was messi
Would you advice him to leave barca?

He is seen as a legend there
They changed airport plans and design cause of him
His whole family is settled there.
He is a god in the catalonian province
He is on 200m naira weekly wage
Barca helped him when he had nothing
Barca gave him a chance
They appreciate him
He has made world wide recognition there
He is the captain
Club gives him what he wants
Name a team bigger than barca he should go to
Messi name is written In the stars.
#useurhead
#recievsense
#checktherecords

Messi's grandpa ran away from Catalonia to Argentina to escape General Francisco Franco's offensive against dissidents during the Spanish civil war. So he can never leave Barca FC for that or any other reason.

Techvillz:
Making money from making money from public phone charging in nigeria is one of he local business that many Nigerians neglect, but not this hausa man who shared how much he earns monthly from the business. A middle-aged man, who has been identified as Ibrahim Usman, who owns a place where he charges handset in Lafia, says he makes N180,000 monthly on phone-charging business, using I pass my neighbour generator and solar energy.

“I took advantage of the irregular provision of electricity in Lafia and makes N180,000 monthly,” Usman told the News agency of Nigeria (NAN) in Lafia on Saturday.

making money from public phone charging in nigeria
According to him, charging of phones and several other electrical accessories has being a source of income and it has also put food on my table and cash in my bank account.

“Although, i’m not happy that there’s irregular electricity provision in Lafia, I will say that has been to my advantage currently.

“Had power supply been stable, I would not have been able to make the N6,000 I make at least in a day. If you multiply it into 30 days, it is N180, 000 in a month,” he said.

He told NAN that he powers his business by solar energy to augment his petrol-powered generator, on which he spends N1,000 daily on fuel.

https://www.loadedviral.com/you-wont-believe-how-much-this-man-earns-months-from-phone-charging/

Sometimes our over educated ego blinds simple opportunities from us. For those in Kaduna during the early GSM boom in 2001 thereabout, there was this guy who was popularly called the doctor of GSM phones. He came in from Finland and made not just money but purchased houses in the GRA where our top politicians and elite live.

There is no business that does not bring money in Nigeria.

He has a role model.

Emmanuel Macron and his wife who is twenty five years older than him.

UklassautosnPro:
Yes, it has freezer.

Thanks for your response. Can it go for N3.5m

Does it have a fridge freezer

Does it have a fridge freezer sir?

made4naija:
http://saharareporters.com/2018/08/30/dj-cuppy-i-will-never-come-out-feminist

If you are not a masculinist or a feminist,you are a Nigerian politician.

Aderewah:
There is only one billionaire in the picture. That's Dangote. Nigerians don't know what billionaire mean. I laugh when they call Davido's father a billionaire. It's not hating but Kylie Jenner is richer than Davidos father. A billion is $1b

Modified
To all of you quoting me, Kylie is worth $900m. For your info, his dad's can't very worth more than $250m max. And he's not on forbes. It's not beef, it's fact. Almighty E-money that you hype is worth $10m. To put it perspective, may weather got $300m one night.

Moral
We like to show off and over exaggerate the little money we have in Nigeria as compared to real money in Asia and the West. Real money don't make noise.

Even by Forbes own standard, you are only a Dollar Billionaire if you have a net worth of US$1.3bn: reason being if inflation,currency devaluation and economic distortions are factored into consideration. Some over hyped people in Nigeria are worth less than US $5mn. They equate NGN (Naira) with US Dollar because " abillion is a billion". Their noise too much.

sooperrescue:
From 2006 to 2010. They all have mini fridge. Brand new compressor with condenser is from 150k to 200k. Automatic compressor.

The one in my friends possession does not have a mini fridge but its 2006.Why?

PrettyCrystal:
It was reported that a man miraculously survived a ghastly motor accident which happened yesterday along NPA expressway in Effurun, Uvwie Local Government Area of Delta state. The driver who reportedly owns the vehicle was said to have collided with a palm tree – thereby causing the vehicle to split into two due to the force.

The man miraculously walked out of the crash unscathed and without any assistance to the Navy hospital close to the scene of the accident.

Pictures have emerged showing the moment the man came out from the crash and was surrounded by shocked residents. 

Source; https://www.nationalhelm.co/2018/08/see-the-man-who-came-out-of-accident-that-split-car-into-two-in-delta.html

See previous thread >>> https://www.nairaland.com/4701812/car-splits-into-two-after

The 8th Wonder of the world

sooperrescue:
It depends on you buying brand new compressor and condenser or you buy used compressor and condenser which is way lower than the given price. But then, you will need to factor in the risk involved getting a used compressor that will fail without notice. Sometimes, it might be the evaporator which is also cheaper. Let them check what is wrong first before you spend money on what is not.

I prefer the new ones which will work longer,


How much is a brand new compressor and Condenser.?


And please sir, which versions of the older Range Rover Sports and Land Rover Discovery that have mini fridges?

is it still available and how much is the final price?

sooperrescue:
150k

are there other related issues that one should look out for apart from just the airconditioner sir?


Is the price ok or should i still negotiate it downwards?

Oga, I have a friend who has a 2006 Range Rover Sport at Abuja and currently having Air Conditioner issues. His asking price is N5.5m. the engine and vehicle movement is in good condition coz i drove it for an hour on highway. What is the average amount to put the airconditioner in good shape?

reportminds:
Neymar was given a hero’s welcome as the now-Paris Saint-Germain star headed back to Barcelona to see his old team-mates.

The Brazilian star, 26, took some time away from his PSG duties as he met up with Luis Suarez, Rafinha, Ivan Rakitic and Marc-Andre ter Stegen.

Neymar left the Nou Camp last summer in a world-record £198million deal, but is clearly still loved by his former team-mates.

The PSG superstar posted a series of images on social media as he got reacquainted up with the Barcelona superstars.

Captioning a picture of himself and Rakitic, Neymar said: “I’m glad to see you, mate.” To Barca stopper Ter-Stegen, he wrote: “Did you miss me, haha.”

And to his former partner in crime up front, Suarez, Neymar said: “Missed you brother.”

http://www.reportminds.com/2018/08/neymar-returns-to-barcelona-meets-ex.html?m=1

And can Barcelona fans tell me why he did not go and see the field "Chairman" Leo Messi? Abi na fight?

yansh plc

balorx:
and one small yahoo boy will start forming big boy with venza and Lexus rx330

Jalopy vehicles for that matter.

ayenny02:
Registered Mercedes Benz ML320
Year of Production - 1999
Color - Black
Fuel - Petrol
Engine - V6
Air Conditioner - Factory (need gas)
Audio - CD/AM/FM
Steering - Power
All Air Bags - Intact
Interior - Leather
Gear Transmission - Automatic
Mirrors - Automatic
Windows - Automatic
Rim - Alloy
Price - N650,000.00

Location sir and how much is your best?

kingreign:
My number is always reachable. 07034581213

so how much is the ride?

KINGreignn:
Hello people,
I have here a lovely well maintained 2011 Mercedes Benz E Klasse E350 4matic for sale.
Vehicle has a Clean VIN title and has genuine customs duty.
Vehicle has rarely been used, interior and exterior is in top condition, engine, transmission, climate control, electricals ans drive train components are in top condition. It sports 4 brand New tyres and the engine is always serviced with MOBIL 1 and genuine Mercedes Benz parts by reputable auto garage. Vehicle DON'T have any check engine light or error lights or notification due to the nature of maintenance carried out on schedule.

Let the pictures speak on behalf of the car.


For more information, inquiries and purchase contact Mike on 07034581213

Your number is unreachable and how much is this ride?

IamHeWrites:
A Nigerian woman based in Toronto has told of how she challenged cultural norms by choosing not to kneel down for her husband during her traditional marriage, and that Nigerian men are mad about it.

The gorgeous Yoruba bride said she and her husband spoke to the coordinators (Alagas) ahead of the wedding and asked that they do not ask her to kneel for her husband. The wedding day came and it was the way the bride and groom wanted it. There was no mention of submission and she didn't have to kneel.

She said her sister also took a stand at her own wedding which took place earlier this week.

After she shared her story, some women who did the same thing came to share theirs. A few Nigerian men applauded her for challenging the status quo. But the majority of Nigerian men were angry and called her out. Some even insulted her husband for supporting her.

See reactions below;

https://www.torimill.co/viral/9559/lady-shares-how-she-avoided-kneeling-for-husband-during-traditional-marriage.html

And this woman calls this achievement?


If you meet with the Queen of England, do not bow, but wait and see the backlash.


If you cannot be an ambassador for your own culture,stop giving an aspect of it a bad tag in the name of advancement and womens liberation. I doubt if you know that Ngozi Okonjo-iweala bows and actually serves him his three square meals. Na poverty and poverty thinking and orientation go kill all these poor people children wey dey form big boy and big girl. If she was that good as a bride, she would have married a white man.

360metrosports:
Kaduna state Governor Nasir El Rufai attended the Annual Durbar Festival (Hawan Daushe) in Zaria, to mark Eid Al Adha.

http://www.metronaija.ng/photos-gov-el-rufai-at-durbar-festival-in-zaria/

APC Demolition Squad leader.

Mai Ruso!

agwom:
The federal government will present the 2019 budget to the National Assembly in September in a bid to restore the January to December budget cycle.

Minister of State for Budget and National Planning, Zainab Ahmed, confirmed this in an exclusive interview with Daily Trust in Abuja,

The minister said the federal government had consulted widely with members of the National Assembly in that regard.

The presentation of the last two budgets could not achieve that threshold. The president presented the 2017 fiscal document to the lawmakers in the second week of December 2016 while that of 2018 was presented in the first week of November, 2017.

Speaking on the current effort, the minister said: “Our aspirations is that we want to meet the requirements of the law to submit it by September but as you know the National assembly is itself away on recess and they resume by September.”

She said the law encourages the executive to submit the budget by September and the idea is that by December, the budget is passed.

The Minister also said the N1.56 trillion spent by the federal government on capital projects was the highest amount ever spent on capital projects in the history of Nigeria.

She said the federal government released 60 per cent of the total N2.2 trillion budgeted for capital projects in 2017, being the highest value ever spent in the country.

The Minister said the 2017 budget did well as the country executed 100 per cent of the personnel component, ensuring that salaries and pensions were paid, including pension arrears.

She said Nigeria’s projected revenue was about N5 trillion, but was only able to generate N2.7 trillion, or 54 per cent of the total.

The underperformance in the revenue was not in the oil and gas sector, she stated.

She said despite the fact that production did not go up to the 2.3 million barrels per day projected for the year, oil and gas sector revenue hit 95 per cent largely due to increase in oil price in the international market.

“Non-oil revenue performance was not as high as we had expected,” the Minister said.

She revealed that revenues from Customs stood at 29 per cent of what was projected while the Federal Inland Revenue Service achieved about 60 per cent.

She said where Nigeria had significant shortfall of 25 per cent was in independent revenues generated by government owned enterprises such as the Nigerian National Petroleum Corporation (NNPC), Nigerian Maritime Administration and Safety Agency (NIMASA) and the Central Bank of Nigeria (CBN) that were supposed to remit operational surpluses.

She said the government also planned to sell some equities to raise N700 billion but that transaction did not happen.

“In general, 2017 budget performed reasonably well and all the debts we were supposed to borrow, we were able to do 100 per cent,” she said.

On why non-oil revenues did not perform as expected the Minister said: “The taxes you collect are also indicative of the performance of businesses in the economy. Because of the recession, a lot of businesses were struggling and couldn’t perform as they should and getting taxes will be as a result of the profit declared by companies.”

She said FIRS in 2015, when this government came into power, had a tax payer base of about 13 million and has been able to push that up by 17 per cent now.

Budget cycle inconsistency bane of economic development – Experts

The inconsistency in Nigeria’s budget cycle has given room for speculations and poor implementation, experts had warned recently.

Also according to data obtained from the Fiscal Responsibility Commission (FRC) 2016 Annual Report and Audited Accounts, from 2011 to 2017, the time of approvals of the budgets is well into the New Year.

The earliest was that of 2013 which was submitted to the National Assembly on Oct. 10, 2012 and assented to by President Goodluck Jonathan on Feb. 26, 2013, indicating a five month time lag.

All others were presented to the National Assembly in December and assented to in April, May or June.

In separate interviews with the News Agency of Nigeria (NAN), experts said that the inconsistency does not augur well for the economy.

Mr Atiku Samuel, Head of Research, BudgIT, said the economy depends on fiscal, monetary and trade policies to power it.

“Monetary authorities look closely at the budget for direction and that is why the Monetary Policy Committee (MPC) of the Central Bank of Nigeria (CBN), was reluctant at its first meeting in 2018 to take action.

Mr EzeOnyekpere, Lead Director, Centre for Social Justice (CSJ), a Civil Society Organisation (CSO), said the fact that the nation no longer had a fixed budget calendar had introduced inconsistency and uncertainty into the economy.

He said this trend had influenced poor economic performance in terms of Gross Domestic Product (GDP), growth and ability to meet sectoral objectives.

Mr Victor Muruako, the Acting Chairman FRC, also said the trend reduces predictability and affects planning even within the Ministries, Departments, and Agencies (MDAs), and with those doing business.

The FRC report also said that a strict budget timetable should be incorporated into the Fiscal Responsibility Act (FRA), 2007.

https://www.dailytrust.com.ng/fg-to-submit-2019-budget-in-september-267246.html

Even if the FG submits the 2019 Budget on the 1st January 2018,there is no guarantee that the Legislature will pass it in good time, especially when their "input such as constituency projects and other pad-ables are not in there yet".

There are two cars in the world: Mercedes Benz and others.

Omooba77:
https://www.google.com.ng/amp/s/punchng.com/we-stand-by-rule-of-law-dalung/amp/

Lawyers and their know all mentality. Dalung should be sacked now.

cultists

ritualists

They are all in black

IamHeWrites:
A man abandoned his family abroad and returned to Nigeria to take a new young bride. Now, his family abroad are having their revenge and the man can't seem to stand it.

Read the tweets below;



https://www.torimill.co/viral/9482/lady-narrates-how-man-abandons-family-abroad-to-take-a-young-wife-in-nigeria.html

We are just spectators for now.

Let us hear the neighbours versions before we give judgment.

fabinfos:
The singer, who was in company of top officials of his radio station, said: “Immediately, I got this demolition notice last Monday, August 13, I started making moves on how we could overcome it. All I can see is the demolition taking place, after we had gone to court.



Ayefele said he acted promptly on the letters he received from the government, adding that before the demolition notice was served on him, he had asked for a way out.

According to him, the government said he should put up another plan for approval, “which I told my architect to do”.

He added:



Ayefele said he got government approval for Music House, saying:



http://kikiotolu.com/yinka-ayefele-hospitalised-over-illegal-demolition-of-music-house-my-wife-begged-ajimobi-for-5-hours-i-dont-know-my-offence/

El Rufai (El Ruso) and the demolition squad


Ajimobi and the Demolition team.

GistersNG:
GISTMORE.COM

When you're running out of ideas to show that you have money.

http://gistmore.com/nigerian-woman-wrapped-umbrella-dollars-cash-event-photo

This is what happens when a poor man suddenly becomes rich.

Poverty get class. This is a typical rich African man or woman who has poverty of ideas.

bedspread:
WHAT IS CORRUPTION?

Tribute to Barr Halima Buhari - (PRESIDENT BUHARI'S DAUGHTER)- A hard working Nigerian Youth

She was last in her class in UK where she tried so hard to study Law.

Twice She failed to pass The Nigeria Law School exams required to qualify her for Legal practice in Nigeria.

But when her father became president, she was granted a free pass in the Nigerian Law School and was called to bar almost 3yrs ago...

Now she has been given a Board member Position at NNPC earning over N7-million Naira per month amongst other fringe benefits as the President's daughter while ordinary Nigerians who study hard and make good grades in schools at home and abroad go years without job or have lost their jobs and livelihoods under her father's direct supervision, and others who are lucky, receive (#30,000 N-Power) monthly for 24months or less and the same people are the ones shouting "Sai-Baba Buhari' while rewarding him with "Mr. integrity" Title.

Nigeria is a SAD case...

Dauda Hassan

Naagode Mallam Dauda. Allah Shi Yi maka Albarka.

People dont just understand that none of these politicians have the masses at heart. All they want is power and money so they can use the same resources to put us at war with each other just like that and enjoy the loot while the masses kill each other for crumbs.