₦airaland Forum

1sherlockHolmes:
i have spent 27(majorly useless) years on this earth, i will be 28years old next week, but i have nothing to show and there is no any sign of hope in the future. lately i have been feeling depressed and suicidal and also losing hopes about life. im jobless hopeless and sick addicted to masturbation for morethan 10 years and also become addicted to betting recently, chronic debtor borrowed from several loan apps and wastes it on betting sites. im writting this today because rightnow im feeling very suicidal, i no get shishi i dont know where to get and im sick. do i still have hope? can i fix my life and live a normal life style or im just finished note# i am not asking or trying to ask for money thats the main reason i alway bet the little i have because to me its better to bet than beg people for money i hate begging may god help me not become a criminal

After all this write up just know that you better than someone out there.

Ray07:
And you expect Nigeria to be better when people like you encourage extortion and bribe.

Lol..
What part of my statement didn't you understand or what part encourages bribe?

This is our reality in this country bro, you should know that.

No offence.

Tokskob2008:
Let's see how it goes but as for me I am not paying a kobo for nin registration...

You think say you dey Yankee abi..
You forget you are in a useless and corrupt country where no body cares about what you think..

When you do ur stronghead finish, you go still pay.

ScipioTheAfrica:
What tribe has Nigeria's most beautiful women and where are they located? Can you rank them in order or something?

Every tribe is blessed with beautiful women..it only depends on what YOU see as beauty.

dopedan:
This one is different sir, i was an alpha before i met her, but im no simp tho

Everybody claims to be an Alpha on nairaland..

Chai! I have seen things on this platform I swear.

fergie001:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mNBebzPD0og






SOURCE

Story!

He can donate his kidney if he wishes.

He will never ever rule this country.

Veiniously:
I don't know what's happening to gtbank now adays to transfer money they will debit you like 3 times sometimes up to 40# that's if you're transferring to other Banks.

They do add VAT
Ussd
And some other small small money on top

Mine happened over the last weekend and I was debited over 2k worth of charges for 2018/2019..

I don't understand GTB anymore.

GooodHardDick:
Wizkid, burna boy and Co are kids when compare to Angelique Kidjo

Angelique Kidjo is a legend!!!!

Swears..
It's disrespectful to her to even put her name in same sentence with them.

RidorAdeola:
https://newsbreak.ng/n-power-batch-c-stream-2-390000-graduates-being-onboarded/

Useless country run by Senseless leaders..
You are struggling to pay stream 1 common 30k and you onboarding as much as that figure into stream 2..

Spits!

GooodHardDick:
I'm sure we've all watched the famous movie titled "Titanic"

Jack Dawson is a pure example of a Simp! werey died while trying to save a hoe, instead of saving himself. A hoe who will marry someone else and start Collecting dicks around.

Will Smith is a bloody Simp.
The foolish man was fighting to defend a community hoe who has been banged by lots of actors and super stars before. Apparently, the Simp resign from movie academy because of a hoe.

With all these and many more, how can a man continue simping? Why fighting over a Nigerian girl? Why waste your money and resources on a girl who will not think twice in dumping you the moment she sees a more richer guy? As a guy, In all you do let your sanity be with you. Always put yourself First. Ur peace of mind should be your utmost priority!

Close ur wide mouth.
What do you know?

How can any sane person think Jack was a simp?

Its guys like you that lick women's asses and then come here to chase clouts.

Rubbish!

Skittyrichy:
screenshot each semester result, print them out, show them to your boss and explain everything to him.

You should be suggesting to the OP and not me

suffering:
The Illuminati will never let niggers join their ranks.

That's a lie..

Animegirl:
Men are the most selfish species. Like how can you sleep with the woman you love and you don't know how to satisfy your woman sexually. Why fight for your own cum and let the woman fight for hers? This is an act of wickedness and selfishness.

A man who doesn't know how to satisfy his queen sexually and financially is a weak man.

This gender has suffered a great deal..
When will we have rest of mind bikonu?
Men dis men dat..we go kill ourselves for una?

GoodIsGod:
It was started by the Catholic Nuns even before the birth of Islam. A lot of people don't know this.

Yea

Drastick:
I'm 31 and have never been in a relatnship. And I dnt ever want to be in.

Good for you o

Ocholu:
So, I was perusing through Twitter this morning and stumbled upon a tweet WhatsApp conversation between a guy and his girlfriend.

All I could do was sigh - pssssttt. Sometimes, being in a relationship will so stress you. If you're in a beautiful relationship, hold tight to it. These days, the street love only thy pockets and the slippery of thy honeypot.

This guy needs a ballistic slap to wake up.
Nonsense!

Ebubu:
your gf fit bill you iPhone of over 100k but runs girl fit collect 10k for the night especially university small girls.

So sad the cheaper option killed him

Lol

Earlier this year I was banging a runs babe unfortunately the condom burst , I didn't know bcoz I was high on alcohol until I cum. My intuition told me that this girl is Hiv + . After some weeks I noticed my body changes I developed fever unlike me , I summon courage to visit a Lab well equipped. The results showed I have malaria and HIV 1and 2 is reacting to the antibodies. I couldn't believe it the lab technician told me to come for Confirmatory Test. I thought about going for Hiv test elsewhere I went to 2 different it came out negative . I became confused because within me I was not okay. So I went back to the former lab for the Confirmatory Test and paid it came out positive that my is just starting . That there smaller Kit's to test Hiv . I have been wondering all my life have been extremely careful I don't have unprotected sex , I got annoyed to the point was the need while other guys bangs raw but couldn't contact it . This life no really balance , The Lab technician told me to buy Lamivudine and vitamin b complex that I should take it for 1 month . Then I should come for another test . Since I started taking it there's an improvement but Private Labs cost more . I'm thinking of going to FMC one far from my state . I don't know my chances of getting married and conceive a baby . Maybe I'll marry someone that's positive too , Just that I'm on stage of settling down I feel ashamed of myself I'm yet to tell any of my family members . They will feel disappointed . I'm supposed to have a girlfriend but the way girls dey bill person anyhow I started going for runs babes.

My little advice those going to brothels and hotels to have cheap sex or having sex with runs girls be careful condom can burst anytime is not %100 safe . Having a girlfriend is not safe too . I just dey avoid and hate girl's since then . There's not Gain in spreading it one can contact more diseases on the run . I'm just living my life for now . No Sex No girlfriend just extending my fund's to the needy and family members.

So you got scared of girls billing you and ran to Oloshos who you still pay.

I'm sorry bro..

greymiles:
Omo I don dey hear a lot of shiit about these herdsmen, never knew they are these shiity

https://fb.watch/c8EoO-apLE/

What the F

ezenwaez:
Npower Batch C Volunteers should start expecting their payments soon as the payment and payroll status on Npower NASIMS dashboard have started changing to pending, although some Npower Batch C Volunteers have not noticed any changes on their Npower NASIMS dashboard, if you are yet to notice any changes on your payment status on the Npower NASIMS dashboard please exercise patience as the changes just commenced few hours ago.
In the coming weeks Npower Batch C Volunteers should start receiving credit for all outstanding payments, please if you are having the failed payment issues, you will be paid as backlog, their are specific periods for backlog payments, once your name falls into that backlog payment period you will definitely be credited with your stipend.
Npower volunteers under the Non graduate category that have commenced their training should also expect payment, please take note, if you have not started your training you will not be paid.

And to think I used to rely on ur information in the past...So disappointing.

Toks2008:
We actually started together in Palace and Most wanted but i gave up my passion for acting.

I graduated in 1997 and i felt i should try acting but then it was not lucrative at all and it was not even branded Nollywood at that time.

I remember how i will go for auditioning and after spending the money i don't have on transportation to get there, we will just see a notice that it has been postponed just like that.

The day i gave up was the day i was asked by Ralph Nwadike to take up a role and that it is my choice cos he won't pay me a dime... The thing pain me no be small but Tunji Bamishigbin cut in by telling him i am a graduate and should be rewarded but little did i know that it was a due i had to pay... I gave up that day.

A popular actor encouraged me to take up the role saying "i have to pay my dues" but i was like "no way" cos i dont even have the money to run about as a poor corper collecting N1450 monthly allawi.

Sweet memories i must say.

I acted as a kidnapper in that same movie Genevieve did waka pass but today she is a star in Nollywood. Perhaps it was never my destiny to blow in the industry.

Wow..

czarr:
True or false?

Creepy!

osinbanjoisaliar:
https://gazettengr.com/nigeria-will-become-developed-like-kogi-if-im-president-yahaya-bello/

Even the devil will forbid this..
Tpue!

peterdavidagbo:
Popular evangelist, Sister Kate reveals that her backside can make men miss heaven that’s why I wear the hijab.

Controversial Nigerian preacher, Kate, has revealed why she wears long hijabs despite being a Christian. The preacher in a video answering some questions of people on her appearance made it clear that she is not a Muslim.

According to her, she wears the hijab to cover her backside which she believes can distract men and hinder them from making heaven. Feel free to see her reaction to the video https://brotherbrosblog.com.ng/2022/04/02/my-backside-can-make-men-miss-heaven-thats-why-i-wear-the-hijab-popular-evangelist-sister-kate-reveals/

Note that the hijab isn't worn by Muslims alone..Christian women wear it also, as it's meant for covering.

Playloaded:
According to him, the lady usually gives him a necklace during romps to neutralize his sp*rm, but unfortunately, her voodoo failed her.

A man took to Twitter to narrate his encounter after engaging in s3xual relations with an alleged witch.

Replying to a thread that asked if anyone had ever had romps with a witch, the man identified by his Twitter handle as @Ahmedbighead shared his encounter.

According to him, the lady usually gives him a necklace during romps to neutralize his sp*rm, but unfortunately, her voodoo failed her, causing her to rush to the clinic for an ab*rtion.

He Wrote:


See the tweet below:

https://playloaded.com.ng/wp-content/uploads/2022/04/doug_PLAYLOADED.COM.jpg

https://playloaded.com.ng/man-shares-experience-after-sleeping-with-a-witch/

God forbid.

KlausMichaelson:
Good evening,

Straight to the point. I graduated last year and I am yet to get my statement of result from my school till this day(the fault is from my school). I recently got a job which I am to resume this new month. So I perused through the letter and found out that I am to show a proof of my degree. Already, my Employer knows that I am a recent graduate but I didn't explain the part of Statement of result.

Please how do I go about this?

Just be open and truthful about it to him.
If the job's yours, you ll get it...

Nelllson:
I'm from Abia state, I met my friend during our NYSC 2017 here in onitsha. We were in same CDS, he's based in onitsha, he's a nice guy, he has really helped me financially, his family are well to do.

I was retained in the company where I served, I wasn't having much savings to rent an apartment and I need to move out of the corpers lodge, So he gave me 90k to add to the money I had to rent an apartment for myself.

Fast forward to 2019, He said his father wanted to help him with a sum of ₦4.5M capital to start up a business, If only he present a convincing business proposal to him. So he told me to help him out.

I drafted a first class Lounge business plan for him, everything he need to know was well stated in the business plan. The goodnews was his father was impressed and sent the money to him.

He started the business and he's doing well. Very beautiful place and open space. December 2020, I called my cousin who stays in Aba to come and work at my friend's lounge, she's done with her ND and she need some money to further her HND. She knows how to cook, she can prepare asun and she's someone I can trust.

He has 4 workers including my cousin, he pays them 27k per month with free lunch. Honestly business has been growing well.

My routine on an average day is (my work & his bar) I close from my office 7pm, on my way back I branch at my friend's lounge, that's where I eat dinner and I must drink atleast 2 bottles of beer (Mind you I do pay), we do plan, gists and laugh as guys. My cousin stay with me, once she's done for the day we go home together. That's my daily routine.

All of a sudden (1 month now) he started acting strange towards me, I visit his lounge as usual he don't talk to me, if we're sitting with some group of guys gisting as usual he won't even utter a word to me.

On Wednesday, he sacked my cousin for no just reason. He lay false accusation on my cousin and I. He said we're colliding to steal his money. Mehn I was Sad and weak.

I may not have the money he has but I put in my strength and idea on that business, I have always pray and hope for the business to grow everyday, so why will I steal from him or run down him business? I don't know what to do.

In life, never expect too much from people.
People change for no reason..thats human nature.

Don't be wary, my friend.
A clear conscience they say, fears no accusation.

Just move on with your cousin.
That's life.

FullBlastLight:
A young beautiful Ghanaian lady has expressed gratitude to God for giving her a private part that she can use to make money in order to survive.

From her point of view, ladies can still manage to survive even when not working or doesn’t have a great job.

Taking to her Facebook page,

“No paying job, talent or handwork but we eat every day, thank God for the private part”

So basically from what she said, a lady’s private part alone can provide all the needs for them without talent or hard work as long as men still live.

See Post & Pix Below:


https://www.ghgossip.com/no-paying-job-talent-or-handwork-but-we-eat-every-day-thank-god-for-the-private-part-lady/

She should rather be thankful to God for MEN, cos without them her Vjay is useful.

Oblitz:
What is it with lightning and Ondo? Last time it killed cows

It only implies there is perhaps so much evil in the land.

Candidlady:
Good afternoon OP

As much as we really want to read bout your escapades in north please note that we are also watching/observing you..

Post anything that will paint north black and this thread will be taken down


Be warned


Yours sincerely
Mod candid

Hey candid dearie
But that was so unnecessary na
Or Aren't you enjoying the story?

GreatAxeMan:
The 57 year old comedy legend is seen chilling with his daughters Lola and Zahra. He was recently at the centre of controversy when fellow celeb Will Smith "slapped" him.

Wow..those girls truly 'rock'