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Sweetgirlmimi:
Say No To Small Nyash. I grew my ass in just one month with natural recipes.
www.nairaland.com/attachments/12182214_20200822135108_jpegcd0e64336b04251c735eb6303c67a9ff
https://youtub.e/QLnSds62SaM

Lol...The worst thing any guy can do in this country is to give his heart to a girl who needs a brain..

Sweetgirlmimi:
Say No To Small Nyash. I grew my ass in just one month with natural recipes.
www.nairaland.com/attachments/12182214_20200822135108_jpegcd0e64336b04251c735eb6303c67a9ff
https://youtub.e/QLnSds62SaM

You see? It's just the same thing we talk about here on nairaland.. Nigerian ladies think this is all they can offer a guy.. If you like grow it from here to lagos, what matters is what is in ur head.

blackpanthar:
wow.... you sound so PAINED.

chai... but you are spilling facts though.

No he doesn't sound pained to me, he is been pragmatic. He just called a spade a spade.

Jerkbaba:
Let me get something straight! Girls are opportunists. They like to take advantage of every situation they find themselves. Especially Nigerian girls, they're very greedy naturally. That's why you can see one pretty girl dating up to 6 guys just to get free gifts and free food from dates! Emotional guys always fall the victims to this types of scenarios! They're the types to just see a girl today and gbam! they're already going crazy for that girl that instant! They start spending hard earned cash on the useless girl. It's only weak emotions that cause that! First of all, you should never take a girl on dates or buy her gifts until fully convinced that she's really into you and puts some efforts in showing that she really likes you! You see, girls are more emotional than guy but they're emotionally smarter and that's what gives them the edge! They know letting their emotions out come at a great cost so they quickly become smart with it and control it the best possible way! That's why a girl dying for you and wanting to be with you will hardly show any emotion and rather wait for that guy to start chasing her up and down and desperately wanting a relationship! Girls love using men as their slaves! They make sure their egos stay untouched while the guys own is going down the drain! They make sure you make a fool out of yourself while they make fun of you to their friends and say things like "this guy is not my type, should I just give him a chance?", Even when they're the ones wanting you crazy! There's nothing special about these girls in any way! Just learn to control your Emotions and copy everything they do and you're good to go! Never fool yourself for any female in your life! You don't deserve that kind of humiliation!

Well said my brother..thumbs up.

Legitupdate:
I don’t know why Guys are afraid of Beautiful Girl like me- Muslim Lady Cry Out


Beautiful Muslim Lady who has been avoided by men despite her elegant charismatic cry out on Twitter after having enough of negligence From men, this is almost the second time such thing is happening now as of this month, we recall last week how a beautiful lady came out openly lamenting how she has being avoided by men despite how beautiful and mature she is to get a partner.

According to her statements....

[url]https://legitpost.com.ng/2020/08/21/i-dont-know-why-guys-are-afraid-of-beautiful-girl-like-me-muslim-lady-cry-out-on-twitter/ [/url]

They are afraid cos them no wan hit you one day come give you black eye peas wey go come spoil your beauty.

The truth is any man who has such elegance of a lady in Nigeria today would guard her jealously. Men Are roaming tirelessly dese days seeking whom they may devour.

RealWoman1:
https://gistsbaze.com/nigerians-drag-lady-who-cries-uncontrollably-and-starts-getting-herself-naked-after-her-boyfriend-broke-up-with-her-video/

It's ok to cry cos she'll become stronger afterwards.

Shanklee:
These three girls would visit my neighbors (three guys) in their two bedroom apartment and they hardly leave. They'll make irrelevant noise till day break. These girls have no job and they don't look forward to having one. And whenever the start banging them ehn omo see loud noise from speaker yet, I still go dey hear arggh hmmmgh isssh. Funniest part is that whenever this girls leave ehn those guys would another another set of girls for a very short time befor they get back. These guys hardly think of their future sef and dis girls no get brain plus sense.
Wetin consine me sef

Don't you have a boyfriend?
If you do, doesn't he visit?
If he does, don't you guys make out too?
If you do, don't you moan?

So what's up girl?

If the noise coming from their end is unbearable , u should be old enough to approach them politely dear. I believe they'll listen. Ok

Kizzbrown2019:
A cheap girl is not the girl that accepts your proposal the first day.


WHO IS A CHEAP GIRL?

1. A cheap gal is any gal who is living in a man's house and the man has not paid her bride price, no wedding but she is living with him.

2. A cheap gal is any gal who is already having sex with a common boyfriend and she does not know where the relationship is heading to, she does not know where the guy comes from, no marriage plans, no wedding hope but she is having sex with the guy because of the money she is getting from him.

3. A cheap gal is any gal who sends her nude pics to her boy friend in the name of love.

4. A cheap gal is any gal who has done one or more abortions and she is still doing more.

5. A cheap gal is any gal who dresses half naked in the name of fashion, exposing her boobs and other erotic parts of her body in the street or post such pictures on Facebook or Whatsapp and receives 500 likes and 100 comments that you're "beautiful" and you say "thank you".

6. A cheap gal is any gal who has an affair with a married man even after knowing it, having sex with him, abort pregnancy, receives money, cause havoc in the man's marriage in order for her to be married.

What do you think?

For me, number will be unfair to say cos circumstances could lead to a man habouring a lady..u know say naija hard.

Mcpikin:
In what came as a surprise to many people, Comrade Sulaiman Rabiu ( immediate past SUG president of UofA) was spotted in one of the popular eatery within the Abuja major metropolis with his Girlfriend(or Fiancee) popularly known as Princess Sulaiman.

It can be recalled that these two love birds made news headlines on various new sites last year ending as the Kano born Comrade proposed to his Akwa ibom princess. Eye witness on that memorable day revealed that the "soon to become Queen Sulaiman" accepted the proposal without hesitation before the entire students who were around to celebrate the Former President and his fellow statisticians as they signed out from their prestigious department. In fact, the event spiced up the celebration at the faculty of sciences on that very day and as well opened the way for other courageous guys to seal the deal with their own lovers.
Many thought the relationship won't last due to the fact, they're from two different religion and tribe. Some predicted that the relationship won't cross the four walls of University of Abuja.

Today, they're been seen in several occasion holding hands and as well, visiting each other. What really caught the attention of many was not the fact they were spotted together, but Aluta Standard who's well known with his Kaftan outfit was seen rocking an English man dressing ( plain trouser and shirt). This made it the first in history. No wonder love they said, is strong and magnetic.

Hearing from the horses mouth, the relationship is stronger than never before and will soon get to its permanent site.

He who findeth love, findeth happiness. Let the will of God be done in their lives.
I wish them well......

Sorry pls I don't get..
Caught with a lady doing what.?
Assaulting her, harassing her or what...
What is wrong with people here?
Don't you know how to caption a write up?

Who ever this OP is, pls be Careful when raising a topic so you get people into trouble with your captions cos you don't know his enemies or what they need to bring him down. This is a social media..pls let's Be guided .

godfrey02:
Hello nairalander. I have a male friend 29 years old . will be 30 by next year. He told his gf that he would be settling down (getting married ) next year. That he has a target for himself and that target will not exceed next year.. To my utmost surprise, his gf disagreed that she is not ready yet and since then she has been misbehaving. What's your advice for him please.

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He should be patient and watch his girlfriend close..this could be a divine delay

supercase1:
kolisokoloko


I will disown my son if he choose to be a pussyman how can a full grown man be wimping like a baby over a woman


tufiakwa

Mr Superman pls read the story again and understand it.

CSAC:
Ladies, this chat below should tell you that hustling is for both genders unless you're comfortable being a liability and collecting insults at same time of which you cant even clap back because you have no bragging rights aside sex...

You all are calling him names when we've got a lot of you sisis here...But I do like the fact that he took the battle to her and she was put right in her place politely.

Mixt:
Nigerians are dragging Big Brother Naija 2020 housemate, Wathoni over her dark armpit, a photo that’s currently trending online.

The video showed Wathoni lying on her bed with her arm opened wide and some Nigerians found her armpit disgusting.

Nigerians have reacted and shown disgust over the sight of her armpit.
https://acrosstheweb.com.ng/bbnaija-what-kind-of-armpit-is-this-nigerians-react-to-photo-of-wathonis-armpit/

She's going to be totally embarrassed the moment she finds out this...perharps when she gets evicted and all her escapades in the house played right before her eyes.

Onyiamaogu:
A Nigerian is left heartbroken after finding out his wife of 10 years has been sleeping with Doctor in a hospital where she goes to, for antenatal.

According to the man, his wife is a very quiet person who appears reserved but got disappointed to find out she is “a big serpent”.

He revealed that whenever his wife is pregnant, she insists on a particular hospital and Doctor, not knowing she has been sleeping with him all the while.

They have two kids and she is currently pregnant with their third child. He has sent her packing and has subjected his 2 children to DNA test and is awaiting result.

For him, the only regrets he has is that he has invested so much in the family; has been spending on his mother-in-law’s health, bought a new car for his brother-in-law which he uses as a cab and sent his wife to University of Calabar after marrying her.

Read full story below…



https://playloaded.com.ng/wp-content/uploads/2020/08/img_19082020_094714_467_x_500_pixel8662354707885188113_PLAYLOADED.COM.jpg

https://playloaded.com.ng/my-wife-has-been-sleeping-with-her-doctor-for-10-years-heartbroken-man/

Really heart breaking story...i hope he heals with time.

AmeboBook:
Tunde Ednut has just disclosed that Davido bought his daughters, Imade and Hailey Adeleke diamond studded Rolex watches worth a whopping N30M ($80,000) each.

The Nigerian singer is known to be very caring towards his children and often pampering them with lavish gifts.

I don't know how to put the slider here so you can use the link... Meanwhile, 30 milla each for little girls some big cash...

But wait oohh... Who keeps the watches for them... Baby Mamas or Davido?

Lol...





https://www.amebobook.com/davido-buys-his-2-daughters-diamond-studded-rolex-watches-worth-n30m-each/








Source: Amebo Book

Celebrity Lies...

kessling:
Buy a hungry female student food and thank me later

Hahahahahaha...dis one got me cracked up.
Guy u no well

TMKsouth:
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I hope this doesn't slowly result into another xenophobic attack o hmmm

[quote author=finnestdope post=92938834]How would you rate my toasting skills, lol

Just for funs tho

Me and bae

..U two are as boring as hell. Jesus!

AfricanWahala:
A Chinese individual by the name of Xi Chen sent the email (picture attached) to a pan Africanist named Phil Scot (African American).

The content of the e-mail briefly explains that Chinese people strongly believe that Africans "mentally inferior" and Africans are a "weak race". Xi also said that "it is only natural for the Chinese to rule over Africans" because we Africans have natural resources that we have no clue what to do with them.

The email is blatantly racist and it reflects the mindset of many non-Africans about our people. The main reason why these people look at us from that perspective is because of the condition our continent has been in the last few centuries. We've always been at the receiving end of racism, we always ask for assistance and aids from Western countries and China these days, and it seems like we can't get anything done properly without involving Europeans and Asians.

The solution to the current position we find ourselves in (at the bottom of the food chain), is to build our country and continent by ourselves. We have to educate our people as much as possible on how smart we are and how capable we are of doing great things, we need to hold our leaders accountable when the misbehave and we absolutely need to unify and put aside our tribal and religious differences.

If we end up being systematically colonized by China like they have been pushing in recent decades with their debt traps and how they've established themselves accross the continent, we will be forever doomed. This is our opportunity to rise up, hold our leaders accountable, put aside our differences and unify to rebuild and leave this bottom position we currently are in.

https://www.youtube.com/channel/UC96G4ip2KMJJ9JBPJYq8tFQ

Very true..an implantation subconsciously performed by the Westerners

propynich123:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UmdFu1efN_0

In the end, there is absolutely no place like home.
Very disturbing footage indeed.

domesifa:
In Akwa Ibom State

Students in exit class in Infant Jesus Model Secondary School, Oron sit for Mathematics in the ongoing 2020 West African Senior School Certificate Examination amid the outbreak of Coronavirus

As a preventive measure against the spread of the pandemic, students and officials wear face shields and observe other protocols in compliance with the country's National Centre for Disease Control and the Federal Ministry of Education guidelines

Nigeria currently has a total of 49,068 confirmed cases of the virus; 36,497 have been discharged with 975 deaths, according to the statistics released by John Hopkins University

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Uncle corona has organised us by force

Ilal:
A 43-year-old man is demanding back his lobola after discovering that his 40 year old wife has been sleeping with a pastor “before and after each Sunday service”.

The man, identified as Lucas Jobe, says his wife would go to church early in order to sleep with the pastor before each service.

She would then stay behind for another “round of special prayers”.

The affair, reports the Daily Sun, has remained a secret for over eight months. It only became public after another member of the church decided to snitch.

Jobe who hails from Gauteng in South Africa says he could not believe his ears when story of the affair between his wife and a pastor at his church was laid naked before him.

“I didn’t believe the story. I confronted my wife and she denied it at first, but she confessed after a long argument” Jobe told Daily Sun.

Lucas wondered how the pastor could preach knowing what he had done.

“I wonder how it felt for my wife to sing and read the holy book knowing what she’d done before church. They’re evil.”

But Jobe’s ex-wife says she only cheated because her ex-husband was unavailable unlike the pastor who “listened to my problems and gave me good advice”.

She, however, pleaded for “a second chance” saying she is very sorry for her entanglement with the pastor.

Source : https://ojblitz.com/wife-sleeps-with-pastor/

I love that word 'lobola'

temijoshuaa:
My girlfriend does not get wet regardless of the amount of pre-intimacy we do. Clitoris stimulation does nothing to make the place wet. I have tried all my best, but nothing works.

She is a virgin and we have been dating for seven years.

I have decided to not marry her because I cannot cope with such situation.

Please help a guy out

Truth be told bros, I doubt her love for you. U can't be with a girl that long and be saying this..perhaps she doesn't feel you anymore.

Jerkbaba:
Just yesterday alone, I jerked off 10 times! This oyinbo twitter girls are killing me with their naked pic o!

Piss off

rasheylaw:
My Boyfriend Always Warn Me Not To Enter His Bathroom, I Didn’t Know Why Until I Saw This

I nearly destroyed my own life in view of avarice, kindly read and learn from my story.

I am Sarah, I was born to a family of 6, consisting of my mother, my father, my siblings and I. My parent showed us the way of God, and we emulated their example, at least I did till I entered university.

I was extremely well-known in my primary, and secondary schools due to my uniqueness, the manner in which I talk, the manner in which I act, and behave was in every case how my parent showed me, I was even nicknamed “mummy pastor”. However, I changed after I entered university, I made terrible companions who acquainted me with new approaches of living one’s life.

I quit wearing responsible outfits, skirt, gowns amongst others. I turned to Jeans, and trousers. I got acquainted with their business, and which was dating rich Male students for cash. This was the easiest job I’ve ever done, while smoking, doing hard drugs alongside, I also began dating rich men, and each consistently satisfies me with money.

I started to carry on with my reckless style of living life, I scarcely conversed with my family, and well, I was disowned in the end. The friends I had made instructed me tuning in to guardians, family destroys one’s life, I didn’t realize they were absolutely wrong till I pushed myself into trouble. I met this young man on a well-known social media platform, and we got glued to one another in the blink of an eye. He was very rich that he got me a very nice car immediately I consented to date him, I was so happy, and was extremely glad that I tuned in to my friends guidance.

He had this gigantic mansion, and different exotic, and expensive cars, in any case, the most befuddling thing about him was that he had no job, and consistently says his dad was an extremely rich person even though he wouldn’t talk about his very rich father to me. Well, I wasn’t dating him to know his father, or his job, so I cared not, after all all I need from him was his money, how he got wasn’t supposed to concern me

To cut the crap, he had a very special bathroom in his mansion that he always warned me not to enter. He always spends not less than 3 hours whenever he entered the bathroom. I couldn’t understand why he would keep me away from just a bathroom, and couldn’t stop myself from wondering why he would spend hours in there. I got so much curious, and decided to check what was in the bathroom this faithful morning while he was out to visit his friends, luckily, I found the bathroom key in his wardrobe.

I opened the bathroom to see the shock of my life, I saw numerous computers, keyboards, many flash drives, microphones, earphones, I didn’t comprehend what was happening till police burst into the house, and I was captured. They claimed they traced his IP to the house, they said he was a notorious cybe criminal, and he has defrauded numerous individuals around the world. He told he needed to visit his friends, but he actually used me to buy time to run away.

They couldn’t find him, and I was released 6 months after they didn’t discover the proof that I was his partner. Please always listen to your parents, guardiance. God favor you as you do.

Op, I think you are missing the point here. Anyone could ve been a victim of that circumstance even much more decent girls or guys. The question is, have you desisted from bad friends and stopped your reckless living? A question only you can answer.

Bluehill1051:
Ordinary television remote control can think and understand better than your brain

This is the exact problem with social media.. He didn't see it and u helped by making him read again which he acknowledged...why then insult him?

kingzizzy:
Lagos and Abuja are former and current capital territories respectively and recieved massive government investment that made both what they are. No state can compare to both in terms of development

However, besides Lagos and Abuja, there is no state in Nigeria that can claim to be more developed than Anambra

Development is not how large your state is or the size of its IGR. Its all about infrastructure on the ground.

Anambra could be the only state in Nigeria that has 3 cities, Onitsha, Nnewi and Awka.


Outside the two capital territories, no state in Nigeria can claim to be more developed than Anambra

Lol...oga pls wake up already, it's 9am.

IBlogTV:
https://lh3.googleusercontent.com/-uJmiSF1WAzA/Xzlqk4kQCfI/AAAAAAAAJm4/eQL_7IHE4nw-DN5sHto30ksLgbZXI89yACLcBGAsYHQ/s1600/IMG_ORG_1597598319505.png

A twitter user with handle @Pluto_GP_ has narrated how he was dated a Ghost for four years and even had a baby girl with her.

The man from South Africa, his story has been trending Online with lots of reactions that's why i decided to bring it here.



Read Below:

I dated a girl for 4 years, she fell pregnant and gave birth to a healthy bouncing baby, bare in mind I've never met her family before.

So we decided to take it to the next level, pay damages first and lobola, she took me to her parents place, when we got there I introduced Introduced myself, family started crying non stop, I was very confused as to what was happening.

Mo'girl was seated next to me not saying a word Father then told me their child had passed away 6 years ago, they took me to her grave, at the tombstone was the Jacket I bought her, one she wore on our way to her parents, her favorite jacket

I needed a wheelchair right away went back home to our nanny we left the baby with, our baby was still there as we left her, she's turning 2 next month.

Can't believe I had s*x with a dead person for 4 years, konje why did I have to meet her parents, wouldn't have know she was dead, her women on top was flames
How do I explain the child when she grows up?, "your mother died 6 years before you were born" 2020 finish me off please akhant

I steal have flashbacks of how her parents scrome when I told them I was there to pay damages for her dead girl I just made pregnant

What's your opinion on this, do you think it's a true story?

Source: https://www.kingsparo.com/2020/08/how-i-dated-ghost-for-4yrs-we-also-had.html

https://www.kingsparo.com.ng/2020/08/how-i-dated-ghost-for-4yrs-we-also-had.html

Next movie please.