₦airaland Forum

Ever heard of sarcasm?

dessz:
in ma area we have light for 3hrs and they take it for 6hrs. so I don know whether to vote 3/10 or 2/10guy, are u sure we are living in the same Nigeria

You obviously didn't read through his post.

thoollz:
4.5/10


E b like say this one don high. Make person dey type jargons monday morning.

Saw it first hand yesterday. They even opened the bowels of a goat and displayed it as sacrifice on raised sand a few meters from the 'sacred tree' while the elders sat around and under the tree as the picture depicts.
I however suggest that Ekiti State govt should dialog with the 'elders'
They should know that the road is a yes, yes while the Elders should tell the govt what is required to move their shrine off to somewhere else. That would be a win-win and face saving for all.

Subtle advert, time to let the guys know that there is a pretty woman behind the melodious voice.

Sango

A solid proof of what malice can influence people to do. Otherwise why would any sane person, including Ghanian(s) attempt to present the above for Naija? I personally understand and sympathize with Ghanians, u no go beat pickin still tell am make e no cry.

Great.
In other words, government functionaries travel to London, lodge in hotels, have meetings with the ailing President. All expense including estacodes paid with government money.

All the handover miasma is getting clearer.

Can someone pls post the picture of the deported gay!

Somebody get the head please

Go ahead and do the drill if you are interested in changing tinz. Kudos for the courage so far.

9jakohai:
Am overweight....and I believe it isn't fake.

Buhari will sign as what? Has he resumed back his 'responsibilities?

He actually spent the money if you consider the report. 'refused and had it distributed'?

“Babangida had originally sent Buhari “a bag of money,” but Buhari refused it and had it distributed to the poor. Buhari had negotiated his pension funds with Air Vice Marshal (rtd) Hamza Abdullahi, a military governor of Kano, who acted on behalf of Babangida,”

NwaObinkita:
This proves that he has always been a dull person


Who rejects a bag of money

All the food you have been eating in this house nko? U think I stole them?

OrestesDante:
borrow money they will never return.

Civil Servants - Your Excellency Sir,
we have graciously agreed to forget the salaries you owe us while we hope our lenders equally forgive us for the debts we owe.

Kole welk.

Non is empowered to cease ownership of public road. What happened is a manifestation of our overzealous security operatives. That is my point.

BetaThings:
Who should have priority? Gov or CBN bullion van?
The population of Ogun State is more than that of Uruguay and many countries
CBN is a creation of NASS and they can reduce powers of CBN at will
Govs' powers are derived from the constitution

You should have gone further down the foundation of this present division to see the President as the center pillar.
97/5%?
Appointments?
Selective justice?
Body language?
Divisive utterances?
The list goes on but you will find them further down that foundation as laid recently by the present administration.

seunmsg:
Yes, we are more divided but the reasons for the division should also be said. A group of people have decided not to move on because their candidate lost. Some even went as far as agitating for secession just because they don't like the face of the president. So, how do you unite a people that don't want to be united?

For some of us, we are no longer concerned. Those who want to wail over electoral loss till 2019 can go ahead. Others are strategising ahead of 2019 and some people are busy attacking others instead of building bridges. At the right time, water will fund its level.

Both the CBN and Gov escort team are all guilty. They would overtake any vehicle they can but force vehicles behind to move at their pace.
Attempt to overtake a Gov's or CBN's fleet and see what happens. They had rather crash your vehicle than allow you through.

I will agree if the Gov's complain is that the CBN escort dishonored him by attempting to overtake his vehicle but as for the accident, it was caused by a deliberate by the Gov's escort to stop (by all means) the CBN's vehicles from overtaking.

Who signed the letter?
Did the person read it before signing?
Is it to say he did/does not understand what the word means?
Whoever signed is the author of that letter, period.

U did waaaaaaaaaaat?

She kind of felt stripped naked. Some psychological reminder of how she failed to be lady-like especially on a 'first date'. It might have being different if you had explained to her prior to the ordering.

Just explaining, not justifying.

He is probably on bail which he is entitled to
Bail is not the end of a case
You will need to show interest and follow up to ensure Police prosecution.
Without your indicated and manifested interest, the Police do not really have any basis to go further on the case.
If you are interested in pursuing this case further;
Go and say so (preferably in writing) to the Police
Ensure your independent witness(es) make statements to the Police and are ready to testify in court. (You mentioned your cousin or so was with you. Other bystanders too)
The location has a CCTV, pressure the Police to request for this from the management of that building.

**** Please note - without your interest and followup, this has ended already. Even if the Police arraign him in court (attempt to commit felony to wit assault/wounding) you may still complain that 'the court did not do anything' if you fail to follow up with the case.

You simply could not fault him but resorted to insult. The days ahead look gloomy and FFK is doing his best to forewarn all.

argon500:
FFK basketmouth don open mouth again...

“We’re very disappointed that impunity is now the order of the day in a country we invested a lot to bring change; this is not the change we bargained for because we’re now in a helpless situation.

Would you have called this 'impunity' if not that it affected you personally?

Bribed proposal! Hope the doesn't end up financially ringed.

Is this actually limited to a particular section of the country? I Lagos and other parts of South-West, the driver could have being killed and/or his vehicle set ablaze.
It is a pure case of irate mob, so stop the misguided and prejudiced statements please.

sarrki:
Ipobs are criminal gangs

Some subtle but proxy inputs from Tinubu. This is what this is all about.

Irrespective of the time, context and actors, evil and misconduct should be identified and condemned for what they are and done without sentiments.
- When he wished his fellow Nigerians to drown in the Lagoon, you saw no wrong in it
- When he abandoned royalty to swim in the murky pool of politics, you hailed him on.
- When he discarded royal dignity to vetepurate and maliciously denigrate divergent political persuasions, he was your hero.

Why do you feign indignation now that the royal renegade has started manifesting closer home?
The only consolation is that the target retains his dignity and royal personage the sheer act of self-control. But if the one you touted as fearless has suddenly turned gauche on you, do not expect my empathy.

Murder was the case..

He most probably coined it from gerontocracy. (he only needed to have applied the quotation mark) Word(s) coinage is acceptable in writing.
Just explaining, not taking side.

Aufbauh:
E pain am

Must you use big vocabulary? There is nothing like "gerontocracts".

"Deluded youths"like me indeed.

CASE CLOSED, MELODRAMATIC END.
Let some Nigerians hail them without asking the most pertinent questions here?
- Who owns that flat?
- Who owns the money?

This could have been played better.

This should not be a rocket science to establish.
Some one owns the house. He/she either let it out directly or through an estate Agent
The landlord and/or estate agent knows who rented/bought said apartment
The tenant/buyer knows who he (if at all) sublet to.

This can really be resolved in no time, like yesterday already.

I always say the truth, even when I lie.