₦airaland Forum

martineverest:
dis lady has forgotten she's from ishan..........by d time her tribe ppl.......

kay29000:
But I am really wondering why Zuma. What is Rochas relationship with the man. What prompted him to erect the statue.

MARKone:
Make e just face China straight, a beg o.

NwaAmaikpe:



My only advice to Davido at a trying time like this is to forget his bible and listen to Tuface's song "Implication"

Better still let me help him with it's lyrics.


"As I kolobi your sister
As I jasi Deborah
As I disobey my mother
I come dey get plenty wahala
As I follow the brother as he commit the disaster
Just because say I dey there
I follow enter the yawa


Olele, olele
Ole jelobunu lele
Olegwa olegwa olejobunu legwa.

Implication, Hahahaha
Implication....

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Somebody should be punished.
Davido should be punished for lying.
Wealth should not make anyone bigger than the law.

My joy will be complete if the police does a good job and gives us the satisfaction of seeing Davido in a prison uniform.

Ndlistic:
I'm still friends with my ex babe who is a nursing student.

She always disturbs my elder bros with unsolicited calls. Most atimes he doesnt pick. She came to visit him while i was in schl. He was wearing just boxers. She started telling him how hot he looks.

What shld i do?

spyg1:
I cant say that untill she wash her face

WowSweetGuy:
whenever i see JayJay i remember the saying "He was so good they named him twice.

ubunja:
Well if you are not married to the man u gave your virginitty to is that True Love?considering Virginitty is the greatest most special gift a woman can give her lover.u can't tell me u love me when u gave your hymen to another.

ubunja:
I may be a double-faced clown but atleast I didn't marry a woman who had sex with me first day we met.
You know what? Scrap that. Only losers get married. Unless u marry a virgin. Otherwise u just wifed a wh*re.

ubunja:
Doesn't matter how u view me.what I know is that most men are brainwashed to love like robots.hence most love songs,most romantic novels are by men. While most divorces and most cheating is by women.
Its clear who is blind between men and women.

Jimi23:
Cos u are dumb...u ended up with a woman of easy virtue.

ubunja:
80%of men are asleep in the matrix thinking their reality is reality.it is cruel to wake them up.let them enjoy their dreams.
Brother enjoy your dream state.

ubunja:
How romantic! You are the idiot that chose to put a ring on it while others just f*cked same day and bounced! U deserve a medal.

Benjom:
I learnt Evander Holyfield is now a pastor.

"Burna, please teach him a lesson first."

Thanks in advance.

pauljumbo:
Why is buhari afraid of his appointees?

I have never seen this kind of weak leader before

90% of his minister are docile without doing nothing in Abuja

The president is afraid to reshuffle his government

Even the president wife is frustrated with his leadership style

fav444:
Someone told me this:
"If you are overly wise u won't tarry in marriage, sometimes u need to behave like a fool".

Cacawa2:
Sorry who is this singer and what does he want?


Mtcheww.

Pls can we have the outcome of Buhari's meeting with Kachikwu?

Secondly please, the news about 3 USA soldiers who were killed in Niger republic while training Nigerien soldiers has gone wild in America.

But my main problem is that autocorrect keeps changing :

Niger to Nigeria
And
Nigerien soldiers to Nigerian soldiers.

So the confusion is getting worse on social media.

Please someone should help us tell Donald Trump that if he wants to send Nuclear bomb to Niger, he should not allow any useless autocorrect to change it to Nigeria o.

Abeg

nairavsdollars:
I really pity Melania. She should be married to Macron and not this old slowpoke

alignacademy:
A company that makes its money from smoking funding an anti-smoking initiative?

Whose "brand" idea was this?

cosby02:
Is there snake?


I'm not sure Lalasticlala will be impressed....theres no snake in your uncle's compound.