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ogbuefi677:
Niger delta oil money at work.

You guys always yarning dust.. Niger Delta money at work kill you there!!! As if Niger Delta oil is the only source of income for the FG. You guys overrate yourself a lot.

NANCES president, Mahmud Abubakar, told The Guardian: “The agitation is still one, which is the re-opening of our campuses. We just want to hear from the Minister of Education, Adamu Adamu, the date for resumption, as we are more open to the deadly coronavirus at home than on campus, AND AN IDLE MIND IS THE DEVIL’S WORKSHOP.”


On point^^^

Tinubu is making SE shit in their pants already.

Come, 2023 isn't even next year. Lol. Make una dey calm down.

My current girlfriend, i was punishing her till her birthday came. I didn't even bother wish her happy birthday, talk more of throwing her birthday party. LOL! Wetin concern me?.
She's been yapping she'd do same for me on my birthday, I told her she should go ahead. Their are countless others that can't even wait for that day to come. Lmaoo

OP is myopic and conflating things to satisfy his utter ignorance. Before he targets Ambode, he should first discuss with us what they call that thing ojukwu did. Wasting millions of his people's lives only to abscond to Ivory Coast. Please what's such action called!?

You're are asking people that's never been to Togo, talk more of United States of America. How do you expect them to know? LOL

Most people replying you have never stepped out of their States sef talk more out of the country. LMAO

Government of the politicians, by the politicians and for the politicians.

The poor masses are in a Pitiable dismal dismal!

Uchennnaa:
Who's your favourite artist

I don't have a favorite, but I do have multiple songs of Fireboy, Joeboy, Falz and some other Nigerian artists on my playlist. But I do listen to foreign more than those here.

We always celebrate mediocrity the reason why we get mediocre music and tighten our teeth as if it made much such. Rushed to download it just now and ended up getting disappointed. Maybe I have a different taste of music Sha. Whatever flies our jet!!

I believe women exposing their cleavage should never call for rape. Come on, real men, I mean alpha male will look beyond breast and V to achieve is aim. Talk more, those things are now so easy to get for as low as 1000. Why should you even look at a mad woman walking around exposing all that's expected to be covered? Obviously they're seeking validation, and by validating them to the point of rape which i see more as really a disgusting thing to do is the greatest action of SIMPing. I understand how hard the urge to stay glued to an half naked lady may arise, but it takes lots of alphaness and manliness to ignore her to the point of frustration for her.

Sex is so cheap that you can get it for as low as 1000, don't forget. You can even get it for free if you're playing your game in the right direction. Alpha never ever rape. Only disgusting SIMPS do.

Say No to rape!!

EXOUSIAng:
YOU SOUNDED LIKE ITS NOT IMPORTANT THAT INSTITUTION ARE RANKED, MIND YOU THIS OS NOT ONE NIGERIAN ORGANIZATION ITS INTERNATIONAL.... THEY JUST DOING WHAT THEY DO

I did not say it is not important, I said of what importance is it when actually virtually all of them produce half baked graduates to an already saturated and ineffectual environment.

The problem is not the country but the young people, same young people complaining about the lack of jobs,

I disagree with your notion that the problem is not the country, however I agree with the other aspect. My believe is that, the environment isn't effective, and as well rather than for young graduates to prepare themselves for it so to achieve success by all means, most prefer frivolities than to use their brain. But then how about the very few that are interested in using their brain to work hard to achieve something great? Does the Nigerian government or society have anything to offer them? You and I know the answer.

Fact is, this life, you hardly can be successful solely based on your own effort. We tend to need some external forces to help us achieve our aim, albeit provided we have our own internal forces ready to keep things rolling. Of course we have graduates with ready-made internal forces, but when it comes to external forces to help in the little way they can, this environment is almost lacking in it unless grace shine upon you.

I know someone who counted his first few millions as a 200level student at Covenant University, I mentioned the school you understand the difficulty of doing business in such an environment, most of my mates started up their companies while we were still in school, no help from parents, uncles or a government, we starved to get the ball rolling, we would spend alot of our times discussing ideas...

Of course things like this are bound to happen. But you definitely can't say it was all by your doing alone. Of course there are people in the university with better ideas than what you and your friends nurtured, but their ideas would not fly because one way of the other, the lack some help from external forces to make them. Don't assume because it works for you and it's not working for others, then you're perfect. Of course not. Just see it as grace and count yourself lucky. Nevertheless it's good to work and be lucky. It's only bad not work and expect luck. But when you work and you had luck, don't assume others working without luck are lazy or not doing it right. In Nigeria, doing something right does not guarantee you success. In fact we've seen many lazy people making it while hardworking people are suffering. It's just the conundrum that this odious society is placing on hardworking people. The major reason why I asked the impact the university ranking has to offer graduates in this harsh society.

Most of these young lads just sit around watch nonsense on TV, post videos on Instagram, argue on Twitter day in day out... their only attempt to make someone out of life is to submit CVs online. They have nothing to offer outside the education they acquired, not saying go learn a trade or acquired a skill, am talking ideas, how does a computer engineering graduate not have at least a CCNA before graduating, no extra juice he is just there like the other millions. I knew a 2.1 final year computer science student from a state University who had no idea how to load an operating system, didn't understand no programming language, he said they wrote their codes on paper, I mean white paper... that guy is somewhere going up and down today complaining about the unavailability of jobs....
how many young people sit down, get rid of all the social noise around them and think.... We have so much to do to make money in this country, people have just refused to think....
It is not easy in any part of the world...
So i say again, jobs are available for the few who are qualified.....
This country is growing no where unless young people stop all these mental laziness and put their brains to work....
That an individual is sweating is not enough reason to be paid, its the results that matter...
Nigerian youths are busy sweating but no results...
I asked someone to register for N-power use the money to start up something, he asked me what is N-power, that guy is on Twitter and Instagram 24/7... He knows the latest about every Nigerian celebrity but knows nothing about how to move his life forward, then he comes asking for money telling me he can't find a job....
My brother....

You're very right here. 80% of graduates enjoy time doing frivolities while expecting good jobs to just fall on their lapse. It's a pitiful situation.

haryorbarmie83:
This guy is fighting for the VP position. Politicians are greedy.

You just said my mind. He's trying to romance South in advance so we can think he's indeed a good person, when actually through his utterances and actions in the past, he's shown beyond reasonable doubt that he's a bigot.

From my analysis of this data, by percentage.

Active cases is approximately 24%
Recovered Rate is 74.4%
Death rate is 1.9%

With this available data, I believe the curve hasn't just been flattened, the virus has been technically defeated. I don't see any reason why FG should continue locking universities at this juncture. I'm sure they're just waiting for the US and UK to open, while neglecting the fact that the virus is not causing havoc here as it is over there.

Confirmedzombie:
Im not comfortable with this figure hence the federal govt should implement a total lockdown for Eight weeks to enable us record a zero case and death.

America, Britain, China, France, Spain, Germany and many other countries still enforce a Total lockdown.

Nigeria cant be an exception. Only a tough measure can help us win this fight.

I appeal to Nigerians to sacrifice this Eight weeks lockdown, stock their homes, remain indoors to avoid any spread.

God will see us through.

You picked a perfect moniker for yourself. You're indeed a confirmed Zombie

EXOUSIAng:
The way people like you think really shows how great God is....
How same person who created minda like Obama, Soyinka, Achebe, Elon Musk etc just to mention a few still created minds like yours....

What a potpourri of loaded BS! Pray tell, what's the nonsense you just typed up here?
Okay, if I understand you clearly, are you comparing your own mind to Elon Musk, Obama Role Soyinka etc? And even aside that, how much do you know me to have been able to understand the kind of mind I carry about?
Are you just typing for the sake of typing or you're simply just delusional?

SO SCHOOLS SHOULDN'T BE RANKED AGAIN BY AN INTERNATIONAL ORGANISATION BECAUSE THE UNEMPLOYMENT RATE IN NIGERIA IS HIGH...

I didn't say schools should not be ranked in my post, I simply asked of what benefits or on what tanget has all these highly ranked schools placed their graduates in the overtly saturated labour market? If you can't comprehend simple English or you can't think vividly think out of box, then I can't help your sorry case.

I have said this before and am saying it again, people are only jobless cos they are looking for "JOBS" those of use who are working don't need employment, when you people are tired of looking for "job" you people will work nobody go tell you..I just hope its not lt by the time you realize the difference between "work" and "job"

This is the mistake you lots keep making. Obviously you misconstrue what I meant by 'the labour market. And had you not being in haste to type your odious bunkum in reply to my post, instead of asking, then I would have taken time to elaborate. The labor market isn't all about looking for job. The labour market is inclusive of what the environment has to offers and to help you in starting your own business on your own. Obviously the Nigerian environment is so saturated and volatile that it takes grace and huge capital to achieve a successful business enterprise. And that's even if it doesn't even disappear after about 2 years.

We see how things are fairing in other countries. The major reason why much people are trying to leave the country for greener pastures.

Simply put, this country doesn't have much to offer graduates, and hence the university ranking is more like beating a dead horse. No obvious impact on the graduates being churn out year-in year-out.

As if this provides more employment opportunities for the already saturated labour market.

Shugavee:
Bitter men everywhere, the worse part about these new sets on nairaland is that,They actually think they are making sense, lol , This has opened my eyes to realize there are a lot of bitter men out there , but they will never admit that stinginess and brokenness is their problem. If you hv money and class, trust me u won’t be creating yeye trends to prove a point that’s totally pointless. Group chats really ? Over women r this and that ? Wonders shall never end.

Only on nairaland where men who are men are called simps , by broke men who most times hvnt figured their lives and r stack lonely . It’s alright, anything that makes u sleep at night .

Yes, it's making us sleep at night. However, it's very obvious that the movement is making you lose sleep, the major reason why you had to open this thread to cry like an uncultured little yo-yo.

I want to believe the story to be more of metaphoric than of realistic.

sammyj490:
omo bro see the 85k i went to get o....as in i already got to the bank to send it before my inner spirit spoke out.

Thank your stars bro. And thanks for sharing this so we can avoid something of such in the nearest future too.

Lord knows how many people have fallen for this scam. These bastards will sure be preying on the large reservoir of unemployed graduates. I really wish the FG could send out a circular warning people to avoid something like this.

Beautiful indeed.

But why are they playing Chinese movie in it? Is it because we are owing China?

Fake story probably to drive traffic to the "escort site".. LMAO

Everyone is rotten from top to bottom of this rotten cesspit of a country.

How about those of us that are yet to register?

Nice work

Till he controls traffic to the point of motor accident as a result of error in passing them. Lmao what a useless country!!

Is her father rich and has lots of company? If so, her father should find you a white collar job. Otherwise do what gets you progressing and not what she wants. At the end of the day, if you don't progress because you want to fulfill her desires, she'll still leave you. Remember, women come and go, you remain with yourself forever.. Talk more this particular olosho you have as girlfriend.

Obviously if you hadn't saved any money to even think of buying a cab with it, and just like that you got sacked, believe me she would have left long time ago. She probably was expecting that you spendall your savings living some fake life together with her till your money is exhausted and she disappears with another guy.

OP, since she lefts you at your time of despair, kindly for whatever reason,for whatever memories, for whatever begging, DO NOT TAKE SUCH A GIRL BACK. I REPEAT DO NOT TAKE HER BACK even of you later get another white collar job. For if you end up marrying her and at any moment whenever things go a little soue, believe me she'd use your eye gbege before leaving you in you misery for another man.

paulolee:
yes i know..una de yarn like say this graduation thing go expire if he pass this year, you can still graduate next year na...las las next jan, skul gk resume and u graduate..

Oga shut up with your selfish mouth abeg.. Because you were able to hook yourself up with a hustle, that means every other persons especially those of us waiting to graduate within 2 months should continue waiting till next year?

Typical naija mentality.