₦airaland Forum

Fayose is not smart at all but he thinks he his.

Your one million bonanza will not last one week in your hands because people that create anything of value will just jack up prices and you will be back at square one, a poor lazy Nigerian looking for a cheap way out.

Ephemmm:
You are right, but 90-95% of attribute listed by hope were a sign of chronic introverted child.

Bless you! Those are strong signs of an introverted child listed

ugotex85:
Interesting and hillarious! At least the funny instruction would ease off some exam tension there

Exactly what the lecturer aim to achieve. Ease the tension.

Pavore9:
Giving it to banks was wrong! Going by Central bank of Kenya data an average of Sh6.2 billion (N13bn) was moved on a daily basis across the mobile money networks of MPESA, Airtelmoney, orange money etc in the first 6months of 2014! lt is even banks that are playing attache to these networks!

I agree. It is a technological solution per say not a financial one.

Giving it to banks is the major reason why it has not really been successful here. MTN was already running mobile money adverts before they were stopped. the banks argument was Telecoms operators were already big, unfortunately, what they fail to understand is the bigger the telecoms operators are, the bigger they will also make whichever bank they bank with.

Pavore9:
CBN should put more effort on phone to phone payment method as long a phone can receive sms then it is good to go as it requires no internet. They should go and understudy Kenya's MPESA!

That's mobile money.

There was an issue with who should run it here in Nigeria. It a telecoms solution for petty financial transactions. MPESA was introduced by a telecoms firm in Kenya but the permission for mobile money was given to financial institutions (banks) in Nigeria. There has to be a collaborative effort between telecoms operators and banks for it to work seamlessly. It is a way of banking everyone that spends money even if you are in the village so far there is network signal, you are good to go.

Bulls Eye!

Mind you, if u have not met a girl that exhibit one of the traits listed then you are probably a cave man.

Majority of ladies have redefined what a relationship is. 99% are prostitutes, they just don't know they are or wouldn't want to admit it.

We are so not innovative. So every jobless mofo now wants to trek?

ujoinme:
It would be better if you also balanced your observation with what the APC strong man Fashola's Track record so we can see who has delivered more on their projections?
You want me to remind you of all the promises APC made through Fashola that has not seen the light of the day 7.5yrs later?
jonathan has been in power for 3yrs yet he has achieved a lot compared to Fasholas 7.5 yrs.

Stop comparing a governor with a president.

1 and 1111 are both logically correct.

OMG!

See as everyone fall in line except a few JJC...

I don't know about others but this thread really cracked me up

RevDesmondJuju:
I am a Crusader. I will polverize that Satan stone perch in the desert of Arabia to dust! I will cross the Red Sea and vanquish Islam.

I will radiate that pagan shrine with enough nukes to make it a radiation oven for the next 10,000 years.

I am that Ethiopian!

Do you realise how close your mission in life and that of Shekau is? Both of you are exactly different sides of the same coin.

Abuamam:
@OP.

Do you realise that interviewers also read these 'how to answer interview questions' posts too?

It gets that I can identify someone who gives me stuff like this when I interview them. The impression it gives is one of a phony, unimaginative dummy, completely lacking the confidence to make up his own reasons for wanting to work with me. That is why he had to memorise one-off lines for the interview. It's a great put-off, believe me.

My advice to interviewees... just be yourself. Enter with confidence, speak up frankly and with class; in words that you can be comfortable with, and exit with confidence. With so many people reading interview self-help advice nowadays, a sincere candidate will stand out, believe me.

Thank you!

In fact, in my company, if you walk in an give memorised answers they already know.......everyones experience is unique in their own way and how you put it across is what makes you standout not all these packaged answers that are all over the Internet.

xmich:
Yes that is reasoning and i did it out of knowledge Ok,

who is a navy=A navy as i know is a military personal who is trained to protect sea-lane and it shore.

who is a police man=A police as i was told is a military personal trained to protect life and properties,

And who are the Niger delta militants=Niger delta militancy is the collaboration of the educated and uneducated unemployed youths of the Niger delta region whose sole aim is to get a fare share of the mineral resource being taking from their land,

And what will happen if the goverment decide to put to an end the amnesty program which was launch on their behalfThey are going to take us their arms to fight the goverment and not the "common man" on the street as boko haram do,

On the process of fighting the goverment who and who do you think will be at the recieving endOur navy and police,

why will our navy and police be effected most on the fightyes as we all know who the militants are and were they came from and partially were they base which is across the sea,they own the sea and they know every knock and cranny of the sea so that is a bad blow for our naval officers as they will always be traped by the real owners of the sea who will always make their way through the sea,And for the police am not suppose to tell any sane Nigerian that police is always a target once sighted by any illegal arm carrying Nigerian on a mission,be it boko haram,militants,arm robber and so on.








Next time you want to quote me DO it with reason.

So militants now own the sea? Common dude, stop exposing your abysmal ignorance. Failure of government has made you think the abnormal is the norm.

xmich:
Sorry dear,militants are not as stupid as Boko haram so even if they will kill i pity our civil servants mainly navy and police,so individuals have nothing to fear.

See reasoning, Navy and Police are trees abi?

ANAMBRA11:
hve u ever wondered maybe messi is not human but a super computer generated footballer robot generated inside a top secret facilty in camp nou, maybe we hve been watching a robot all this while

you made me laugh real hard

Messi is more than a football genius, HE is a football god!

Tankotanko:
Am I the only one not fully digesting this saga. Please first things first. Adebayor may be the real problem here. He is no longer a kid, and there is no mention of Adebayor's wife in the whole issue. He married his Mother and Sisters and deserves the menu served him. He that findeth a wife findeth a good thing. Were he to be with an original African wife, a naija of whatever tribe, he will not be weeping in this fashion. He must grow up.

I know someone not smart will find a way to blame Adebayo. Is marriage by force? so because he is not married his family has earned an automatic ticket to lazy around and bankrupt him? Even if he is married and the wife is a nobody that is also lazy and have a false sense of entitlement to some else money, will u consider that acceptable? No adult has right to another mans sweat by just being a relative or friend, that is 419 repackaged

See African reasoning/logic.

Coming from a company that outsourced many staff and just sold their passive assets to American Towers to cut cost.

It depends on the course of study.

I still think Medicine, Engineering requires 6yrs and 5yrs respectively.

Courses like Business Administration, Finance shouldn't take more than 3yrs max

AustinBlinks:
The only proof here is how stupid you are

Is he the one that made the posters? You will not accept the truth even if it hit you in the face.

FriedPlantain:
This is animal brutality, why was the snake mobbed and killed by these uncivilised eggheads!
The murder of this poor creature begs for more questions than answer
Did the snake bite anyone?
Did the guy die?
What was the snake's offence to have been murdered in cold blood like that?
How long has the cobra been living in that hostel with them.
Could it be that the cobra (most likely a female) digs one of the students and slithered to his bed to profess her love for him only to meet her untimely death in the hands of this unruly savages.
Where are the animal rights activists when you need them in this country?


FriedPlantain

It is well.

Ilekeh:
First of all, he's not Igbo, he's Ijaw. Second of all, I'm gonna have to pass.

I think both of you will make a great couple.

I recommend Ilekeh and Truckpusher to get married immediately so all ethnic E-wars on nairaland between Yoruba and Igbo to end immediately.

sleemfesh:
Guy how many places are you at the same time? Are u a ghost or winch or mad person?

I have a car, a driver and my kind of job takes me round the country

By Monday if nothing serious happens to alleviate the situation, productive activities will grind to a halt!

It is that bad in Lagos, Oyo, Osun, Ogun and Kwara.

I have touched all these states in the last 48hrs

No far....maybe complete the foundation and build some blocks up to window level

ronald4lif:
That's it. You see people who once claimed to be in love come out throwing tantrums at each other when either or both party failed to meet up with their interest.

I think love has become commercialised and stylised, to the point where people build up false premises and have false hope of what love is meant to be. It's become all about interest and what one stand to gain rather than offer.

A lot of people already have a premonition of who they can't love and why they can't love certain persons then one ask themselves how can one tell who they'll be able to fall in love with even before they meet the person. You see people come out and say things like I can't date/marry an Igbo, Yoruba or Muslim, Christian and it makes one wonder if the heart is what lead people to love or the mind.

Until it becomes a norm to see people (girls especially) fall in love and get married to someone below their class, socio-economic status, academic level amongst others then love/relationship will still be seen as a game of interest.

I think you are my brother from another mother! Your approach and mine to relationships is exactly the same.

I have quite a few friends that can be referred to as the alpha male and through them I discovered that the same rules doesn't apply to all.

Until the chances of the ugly, unemployed, uneducated young man in the village is exactly the same as that of the rich, tall, handsome, havard trained, six packs carrying dude, when they approach a single and searching , successful pretty Beyonce look alike lady, in dating her. THEN THE IDEA OF LOVE IS THRASH.

Even parents subconsciously encourage this discrimination and we all pretend on wedding days the couples are in love when all we do every Saturday can be termed as contract of interest between two families.

99% of the rich marry from the same social class likewise the poor. In fact, a poor can marry from a middle class family but it is almost impossible to see a poor marry into a wealthy home( eg Adenuagas, Dangotes and co)

So where is the Love that is unconditional?

ronald4lif:
Anyone that loves is not a fool but anyone who does so without their brains is a big fool.

One have to first of all know what attract them to a person and ascertain if they can still stay should that interest disappear.

Ask an average person who claims to be in love with someone why they love them and you'll realize is mostly for mundane reasons.

Sorry but like I said what we have today is not love. It's a game of interest. If there's no or slim possibility of a master degree holder falling in love with a bus driver or someone who's got no or little money then love is laughable.

Most love now is more like two people coming together, one agree to assist the other and they fxck themselves but decide to use love as a cover up for their individual interest.

Biko lecture me about love, seems I've lost touch with what it means.

Your intellectual level is way above those you are responding to. Love is an illusion and it is only people like you that have actually figured that out. I see it a business of interests. Ever wonder why assets and even babies are fiercely fought for in divorce cases?

Lovers always fail to acknowledge the fact that some factors were initially present before they subconsciously claim they are in love.

I read posts made by mad people everyday on nairaland, they just don't know they are mad.

Money given to militants to secure pipelines is money down the drain. Vandalism/bunkering was never reduced under GEJ by his actions, it only became better organised.