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Romance / Re: My Ex Still Wants Me Back. This Time With A Huge Contract Termination Threat. by ronkebp(f): 3:22pm On Aug 06, 2012
xynerise:
read d original post again

you left her because she is rude, but love the money her father is giving you (asper the employment). you should have also left the job too.

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Romance / Re: My Ex Still Wants Me Back. This Time With A Huge Contract Termination Threat. by ronkebp(f): 3:01pm On Aug 06, 2012
^^^Naso now!!!! am sure the lady is trying to pay him back now.
Family / Re: Am Married Buh On D Verge Of Sleeping Wit My Ex by ronkebp(f): 2:58pm On Aug 06, 2012
^^^^^ Lol........LMAO. you gat to be kidding me!!!!
Romance / Re: My Ex Still Wants Me Back. This Time With A Huge Contract Termination Threat. by ronkebp(f): 2:57pm On Aug 06, 2012
why did you dump her in the first place
Family / Re: Am Married Buh On D Verge Of Sleeping Wit My Ex by ronkebp(f): 1:12am On Aug 06, 2012
Efemena_xy:

Now that's food for thought! cool

Where in London am I gonna find those sexy beads sef?

Check the stores ma'am...some of these africa stores...my hubby loves them on me, can't do without it. wink wink kiss
Family / Re: Am Married Buh On D Verge Of Sleeping Wit My Ex by ronkebp(f): 5:05pm On Aug 05, 2012
armyofone: lol, this one pass power. dress as police carry that kondo for hand and command him to lie down now! lie down now i say! you have been stubborn and need to be beaten. Now take down your pant and say please ma grin
Ronkelus grin

My dear, make sure that police-woman with her condo, is chewing gum, imagine half n/a/ked with condo, cap to the side and blowing and popping the gum,with shirt unbuttoned and a nice and sexy waist beads, the guy will rush at the woman, old school will fly out the window....wink wink
Family / Re: Am Married Buh On D Verge Of Sleeping Wit My Ex by ronkebp(f): 5:01pm On Aug 05, 2012
dayokanu: In life there are some things that you would consider too bad and some would be OK with it.

Sometime back I was talking to a bunch of college kids in church like 18-22yrs and they told me almost every one in college smokes weed or have tried once. And they even told me smoking weed is considered more "cool" than most other vice. I was even trying to say that ciggarette might even be milder and they were like Cigarrete is bad, Weed is cool. In their class I was made to look like something that dropped from 1700

Imagine as bad as I thought I was, I was still being viewed as Old school

Those of you that are calling the man old school probably have some things that you cant do sexually

If your hubby comes tomorrow says Back entry (Anaal), Using his foot in your wetincall, whips, hair pulling, Bleep are the things he consider modern and new school, How many of you here calling this man old school would gladly comply?

Oya CC, Ronke, Omoge, Efe and OP be truthful. What would you say to this?

grin grin grin grin grin could not help but laugh, Old school master!!!!!, i can do anything i enjoy sex/ually, if i am not enjoying then bye-bye to it, the first time might be crazy, but subsequently it eases out. Sometimes being crazy with hair pulled back and a hard core easy in- easy out is the way to go...(sorry for being raw)
Family / Re: Am Married Buh On D Verge Of Sleeping Wit My Ex by ronkebp(f): 2:38am On Aug 05, 2012
ese-maro:


I get wat u re saying but am not the type dat dies in silence.me and my hubby re very good friends,we talk abt almost everytin,so I ve told him a number of times 2 spice tins up,he promised 2 change,infact changes for like 2days and stops.wen I met him I neva lied 2him dat I was close 2 a virgin or pretend during sex,just dat wen he started sleeping wit me initially I was having bruises afta sex but dat stopped like a year ago.Lemme blieve he will change wit time.Tanks

My dear, take charge of the bedroom....your hubby will not spice anything up....do role plays if that is what you want, dress as a nurse or police-woman, dress like a gogo-dancer, if it is rough abuna you want, let him lie and you do the riding, some men cannnot go down on women, it is not about being neat they just see it as "a taboo". If you want to do 1-mic with him, feel free, if he is not stopping you, try different positions and let him know that his "size" is ok for you.....if you want rough-rider....you will be the one to give it to him, all this and many more, will give him an idea of who you really are in the bedroom....if it is dry....and you are feeling hurt...lubricate my dear and continue with the rampage.....lol.
Health / Re: Daily Exercise And Food Routine For Those Who Want To Lose Weight by ronkebp(f): 6:04pm On Aug 03, 2012
My dears, i just tire to log, been so busy though and won't lie, apart from the dance routine on saturday and sunday, did not do anything monday and tuesday. but was able to exercise, wednessday and thursday, 40 mins of intense cardio each. it was nice, i am beginning to drag on this exercise thingy because of too much stress at work, i will have time soon to go back to my usual level by God's Grace. Still counting my calories and i have not added any weight at all, not reducing much either just inches every now and then. trying to get a flex belt for the remining part of tommy, have done a great job with it so far. So wishing you all a lovely weekend.
Family / Re: Am Married Buh On D Verge Of Sleeping Wit My Ex by ronkebp(f): 5:59pm On Aug 03, 2012
Baka de kudi....mene zaka bata? meanwhile, tache wei baka de apartment? is that true? so kana zaman de uncle ko kawa ne?
Forum Games / Re: ~<<The Last Person To Post In This Thread Wins>>~ by ronkebp(f): 10:01pm On Aug 02, 2012
Chaa chaa>>>"tear nylon tyres"...with nic rims, i need to get me some rims....grin
Family / Re: Am Married Buh On D Verge Of Sleeping Wit My Ex by ronkebp(f): 10:00pm On Aug 02, 2012
Richvkunt: It appears lots of women find raw talk stimulating.

Certainly more stimulating than talk about breas/tfeeding babies!

hmmm!!!!
Forum Games / Re: ~<<The Last Person To Post In This Thread Wins>>~ by ronkebp(f): 9:50pm On Aug 02, 2012
are still behind kola....we need "extra" tyre..for the journey.
Family / Re: Am Married Buh On D Verge Of Sleeping Wit My Ex by ronkebp(f): 9:49pm On Aug 02, 2012
dayokanu:

Ki zo ki kalo a cikin daiki na. cheesy cheesy

Ki zo ki rungomeniii

TAAA.!! WAHLAi zen baka nice mari!! abunde ka sani kena....dan iska!!
Family / Re: Am Married Buh On D Verge Of Sleeping Wit My Ex by ronkebp(f): 9:38pm On Aug 02, 2012
dayokanu:

Wetin raw h-inside? Mu-HE-HE

If Chin Gindi is raw what of Chi duri or Chi Tsuliya nko?

HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!DAYOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!! SO YOU DO THE LATTER FREELY?
Family / Re: Am Married Buh On D Verge Of Sleeping Wit My Ex by ronkebp(f): 9:34pm On Aug 02, 2012
Efemena_xy: @ Dayo and Ronke, wetin now?

Abeg make una speak the lingua franca here and interpret all those una parables, starting with this:

Ina so chin gindin ki undecided lipsrsealed

my dear you really don't want to know....too raw. Or better still, use your imagination, what you think only Dayokanu can say.
Family / Re: Am Married Buh On D Verge Of Sleeping Wit My Ex by ronkebp(f): 9:33pm On Aug 02, 2012
dayokanu:

Dont joke with texas heat. I even think its worse than Nigeria heat sef

ohh!!!!, then i guess, will wait till fall then...
Family / Re: Am Married Buh On D Verge Of Sleeping Wit My Ex by ronkebp(f): 9:29pm On Aug 02, 2012
grin grin grin grin....Agbaya!!! thatb is my olowo-ori you are talking about....i won't come kena!!! zai n nima another state to visit. I love the heat...would be swimming or soak myself in a jacuzzi....
Family / Re: Am Married Buh On D Verge Of Sleeping Wit My Ex by ronkebp(f): 9:21pm On Aug 02, 2012
dayokanu:

Hotel ke? I no gree ooo.

When I get apartment. Oya come crash with me, I just buy new bed after armyofone destroyed the other one with her huge Ikebe.

let me knw your schedule

only if you will vacate your apratment for me and my hubby, i don't go any where without him. what plans do you have in stock for us.wink
Family / Re: Am Married Buh On D Verge Of Sleeping Wit My Ex by ronkebp(f): 9:16pm On Aug 02, 2012
And Madam CC has spoken.....love that.
Family / Re: Am Married Buh On D Verge Of Sleeping Wit My Ex by ronkebp(f): 9:11pm On Aug 02, 2012
dayokanu:

Na only bad bad stuff you dey understand

meanwhile, Yo she ne za ki zu geri nna?

Actually was thinking about that, wanted to ask you couple of weeks ago, where i can visit there and have fun smiley and nice hotels to lodge in, i just decieded to use google. smiley smiley
Family / Re: Am Married Buh On D Verge Of Sleeping Wit My Ex by ronkebp(f): 9:02pm On Aug 02, 2012
dayokanu:

Wetin i do? Cant I help hauwa again?

If no be say you get belle for triplets I for offer to help you too.

BTW How did you understand what i wrote

because i understand and can read some hausa stuff...nasty boy!!!
Family / Re: Am Married Buh On D Verge Of Sleeping Wit My Ex by ronkebp(f): 8:43pm On Aug 02, 2012
armyofone: girl, not sure what his problems are fa. dayo clean up what you wrote.



how are ya?

mi dear, i am good....what is happening at your end?
Forum Games / Re: ~<<The Last Person To Post In This Thread Wins>>~ by ronkebp(f): 8:24pm On Aug 02, 2012
^^^ you don't have to fear!!! i am solidly behind you....lol..
Family / Re: Am Married Buh On D Verge Of Sleeping Wit My Ex by ronkebp(f): 8:23pm On Aug 02, 2012
dayokanu:

Can i help you shine yours too?

Ina so chin gindin ki

OMG!!!!OH NO!!! YOU DID NOT. shocked shocked shocked shocked you are so way-ward.
Family / Re: Am Married Buh On D Verge Of Sleeping Wit My Ex by ronkebp(f): 7:38pm On Aug 02, 2012
dayokanu:

This outweighs this



OP, Do it already your husband would never find out

Yah!!!! it is good to think about the advantages and disadvantages. there is nothing like making love to your heart throb.
Family / Re: Am Married Buh On D Verge Of Sleeping Wit My Ex by ronkebp(f): 7:29pm On Aug 02, 2012
dayokanu: Do him already

Come to think of it, it would be a time of serious "pleasure", hearts beating, silent moans and soft touches, tears stained faces, the moments of i wish this "could last forever", and the big moment of SIN!!!!!!!run and never look back, especially if you cannot control or hold yourself.
Family / Re: Am Married Buh On D Verge Of Sleeping Wit My Ex by ronkebp(f): 6:34pm On Aug 02, 2012
Efemena_xy:

After managing to read your write-up, I doubt you've got the capability to tell right from wrong.

Best thing for you to do is to hook up with your ex & "relieve" that itching Congo of yours.

Gbam!!! in a situation like this, every form of advice is a lost battle. she has set her mind on sleeping with him, and she will, unless she looks inward and sees reasons to keep the vow she made to her husband.
Health / Re: Daily Exercise And Food Routine For Those Who Want To Lose Weight by ronkebp(f): 6:07pm On Aug 02, 2012
taitee: hmmn ve lost bout 1.6 kg oh. frm 64.4 to 62.8 pls help me jubilate. im gradually nearing my goal wich is 57.
kk had no brkfast
lunc: boiled potatoes n fried eggs ate some grapes(d small round specie nt d orage-like ones)
dinner: dnt no yet, maybe noodles
happy nw mont evry1 can hardly wait for my bday on saturday! yipee wink smiley cheesy
im lovin dis month already wit dis weigt i lost

Nice, you share the same birth-day as my son...HAPPY BIRTHDAY in ADVANCE, wishing you God's blessing and favour.
Forum Games / Re: ~<<The Last Person To Post In This Thread Wins>>~ by ronkebp(f): 6:00pm On Aug 02, 2012
LOL....you guys are funny, Jamace i am trying to get the documents endorsed. will get back to you.
Family / Re: Five Friends...30 Year-photo-project...the 5 Year Photo Project by ronkebp(f): 3:11pm On Jul 31, 2012
Nice one!!!!
Family / Re: Lack Of Intimacy With Hubby by ronkebp(f): 2:56pm On Jul 31, 2012
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